Demon Golden Boots

Chapter 394 The Sleeping Magic Bird
Barcelona is one of the most successful clubs in Europe and the world today. 24 La Liga titles, 28 Copa del Rey titles, 5 UEFA Champions League titles. . . . . .For Manchester United, Barcelona is definitely a rival!
Barcelona's MSN combination - Messi, Suarez, Neymar once and Real Madrid's BBC - Bell, Benzema, Ronaldo became the best striker combination in the 21st century.At the beginning of this season, Neymar left Paris Saint-Germain.The Barcelona striker has become a MS combination.However, the MS combination still shines in La Liga.At the end of the 26th round of La Liga, Messi beat Ronaldo with 29 goals with 27 goals in the scorer list.Suarez is behind Ronaldo with 19 goals.In the standings, Barcelona beat Real Madrid by 3 points and temporarily topped the list.

As soon as the draw for the quarter-finals of the Champions League ended, the media immediately began to hype the two focus battles between Manchester United and Barcelona.

Marca commented that these two games are the annual European derby.It's a battle between two of the best European clubs this season.

L'Equipe commented that these two games were a contest between traditional European giants Manchester United and Barcelona.It is a contest between MS and LIL.It is also a contest between the 46-year-old lieutenant Liu Yun and the 31-year-old football king Messi.

In the home and away games, Manchester United got a little bit of a bargain, first the guest and then the host.In the two-round knockout match, the guest first and then the host has always been regarded as an advantage.

The annual European derby between Manchester United and Barcelona will start at the Nou Camp in ten days.

Before that, Manchester United will host Crystal Palace in the league.

Before the game against the underdog Crystal Palace, Mourinho formulated a strategy to hide the main force.Crystal Palace is now ranked 15th in the league and is a mid-to-lower team.Manchester United is now leading the standings with 76 points, and there is no need to send main players against Crystal Palace.

After all, the annual European derby ten days later is far more important than an ordinary league game with little suspense.It is more important for the main players to save their energy for the European derby.

Weekend, Premier League match day, Old Trafford, Manchester United VS Crystal Palace.

Mourinho sent a substitute lineup to play.Martial and Mkhitaryan lead the striker, with midfielders Juan Mata, Lingard, Fellaini and Smalling.The defense is a combination of Luke Shaw, Darmian, Rojo and Bailly.Goalkeeper Romero.

The LIL group didn't even make the 23-man roster.He was directly "assigned" to the stands by Mourinho!
Liu Yun, Ibrahimovic, and Lukaku did not choose to watch the game in the box.Liu Yun always felt a little depressed sitting in the box watching the game.He simply came to the "die-hard" stand of the Dream Theater with Ibrahimovic and Lukaku.

“Glory Glory ManUnited~Glory Glory ManUnited~As the reds go marching on on on ~”

Before the start of the game, the three of LIL sang the Manchester United team song like ordinary fans around them!
The depth of Manchester United's bench can be regarded as the first in the Premier League this season.Against Crystal Palace, even with a substitute lineup, Manchester United's offensive is still devastating!

In the 15th minute of the first half, Martial broke through the center and gave the ball to Mkhitaryan on the right.Mkhitaryan cut into the penalty area and kicked the goal, 1:0!

In the 30th minute, Manchester United got a free kick from 26 meters away from the front of the penalty area.Juan Mata made a penalty, 2:0!

In the 38th minute, Fellaini scored another goal for Manchester United with a header. 3:0!Manchester United are sure to win.

I don't know if Mourinho was too tired to study the Barcelona game video last night.After Manchester United scored the third goal, he actually sat on the coach and fell asleep!
The video director of the Dream Theater seemed to have malicious intentions, and even projected the picture of Mourinho falling asleep with his chin on the big screen of the stadium.

The Manchester United fans burst into laughter.

Ibrahimovic said to Liu Yun: "Can our boss show some respect... Poor Crystal Palace."

During the intermission, the big screen of the stadium showed the trio of LIL who were loyal to the stands.Liu Yun, Lukaku, and Ibrahimovic stood up and waved to the audience.

After sitting down, the three of them chatted indifferently.

Ibrahimovic and Liu Yun are both fathers.The topic is naturally inseparable from children.

Ibrahimovic said: "Vincent, my oldest, is going into second grade soon. Oh my God, every parent-teacher meeting is going to be a headache for Helena. This guy is the king of destruction at school. Yeah. , how is our little Manchester United Princess A-Level examination going?"

Speaking of his daughter, Liu Yun looked proud: "The first subject, the basic mathematics test, is over. The grade is A!"

The A-Level exam results are divided into five levels: A, B, C, D, E, and U. A is best, B is better, C is good, D is fair, E is pass, U is fail.

If Liu Xiaoyan wants to enter the famous universities he likes, he must get B or above in all 11 subjects, and at least 9 A's.

Ibrahimovic exclaimed: "Get an A? It's amazing! Which school is she aiming for?"

Liu Yun replied proudly: "Imperial College of Technology, University of Edinburgh, and University of Warwick. These three schools are the best schools for aerospace manufacturing engineering among universities in the UK."

Lukaku bared his big white teeth and interjected: "Aeronautical manufacturing engineering? Although I don't understand what it means, it sounds amazing!"

Liu Yun said to him: "To put it simply, it is to build airplanes!"

Ibrahimovic patted Liu Yun on the shoulder: "Your daughter has lofty ideals! Engineering is a respected profession. She already has a goal in life at the age of 16, which is great!"

Liu Yun said: "Two months later, it will be her 17th birthday. I plan to make up a coming-of-age ceremony for her. All of you will come then!"

Lukaku laughed and said: "Ibrahimovic and I must go. Pogba is hard to say! Seeing the little princess now is like a mouse seeing a cat. He is afraid that the little princess will knock his big head off. !"

Liu Yun was in a good mood and joked about his daughter: "I have to tell Pogba to reassure him. If my daughter can only be a lady for one day, she will probably choose the coming-of-age ceremony. A lady is Not knocking on his big black head."

The halftime break is over and the game continues.

Mourinho on the coach's bench did not wake up.In less than 3 minutes, I fell asleep again.

In the 60th minute, Martial won a single chance.It seems that the live director deliberately made a joke with Mourinho.The screen on the big screen was actually split into two.Half of it was Martial's rush, and the other half was Mourinho who was sleeping soundly on the coach's bench.

Martial calmly shot the goalkeeper and the goal scored! 4:0!

"Yeah~~~~" Dream Theater burst into cheers.

Mourinho on the bench seemed to be woken up by the cheers.Shocked, he opened his eyes.Subconsciously jumped from the coach's bench, raised his hands and cheered.

Watching this scene, the 8 audience of Dream Theater burst into laughter.

Hodgson, the head coach of Crystal Palace, felt like ten thousand mud horses galloping past.

(End of this chapter)