I'm king in the basket

Chapter 11 Cazzo
"Boy, does she always pat you on the head like that?" Evans asked.

Li Xing was surprised: "How do you know?"

"I knew it!" Evans snorted: "Women have so many fucking things, let me tell you, you'd better stop swallowing your anger and tell her with a strong attitude that you are not a puppy and don't need her care, Don't think that you have a good temper, if you pat your head like this again, you will break her hand!"

What kind of bastard is this?People just want to pat their heads and break other people's hands?
Moreover, Li Xing was already used to Olina's head-slapping.

"Ahaha, this is our rookie this year, right? Who's coming?"

Li Xing turned his head and saw a big white man who was a little shorter than himself walking over.

Suddenly, with a wave of the big white man's hand, he pulled a hair from Li Xing's head.

"What are you doing?" Li Xing was furious.

The big white man smiled and said: "It's just to say hello, let me introduce myself, although I know you must already know who I am, out of respect and politeness, I still want to introduce myself so that you can get to know me again!"

"Who the hell is this weird thing?" Li Xing suddenly regretted coming to the Raptors. There is no fucking normal person here.

"My name is Andrea Bargnani, yes, that's right, I know you already know who I am, it's the name you remember, I'm sure you're familiar with my name, you can call me Ann Delia, you can call me Barney, or you can teach me AB, but oh, you can never call me Andre, you know? Also, I'm the most handsome guy on the Raptors team, which is This is the final point, no refutation will be accepted!"

After listening to Bargnani's nonsense, Li Xing nodded silently and said, "Good Andre."

"Damn it! Could it be that my elegant, noble and pleasant Italian accent made you misunderstand? You can call me whatever you want, but don't call me Andre!"

"Understood Andre."

"Ahhh!" Bargnani said sadly, "The preseason training camp has just started, and I'm already full of anger about the new season, who the hell gave me a Doraemon, I want to use it Time machine back to the offseason!"

Li Xing looked back at Evans and asked, "Is this melon rind occasionally crazy, or is it crazy every day?"

"Nervous every day." Evans' answer made Li Xing full of despair.

"Need I introduce you to the Raptors?"

The system beeped.

"You also introduce a ball introduction! If you feel sorry, send me back! I'm fucking fed up!"

Li Xing is full of grievances. Others travel time and time again, and they are gods every day. They can get whatever they want, and they can step on useful shit if they step on it.

Fortunately for him, nothing went well after time travel.

After finally settling down, he actually joined this kind of team?Dominate the NBA with this bunch of jerks?Stop making international jokes!
I can't do it!
Li Xing's heart felt cold.

"Okay Barney, don't scare the rookie."

Here is finally someone who looks like a normal person.

Li Xing felt that he looked familiar, but he didn't know his name: "Hello, I'm Laqi Li."

"Isn't it Larch "Dante" Lee?" The white man in front of Li Xing asked with a smile.

Li Xingdao: "To the opponent, I am Dante, but to my teammates, I am just Lakey Lee."

"You are very interesting, nice to meet you." The white man held out his hand: "Although I know you must know me, I still want to introduce myself."

One counts as one, why are the Raptors so stinky?Whether it's Bosh or Evans, plus that crazy Bargnani, plus the whole person in front of him.

They all have the inexplicable self-confidence of "the whole world knows me! I am a big star".

"Jose Calderon."

Li Xing finally knew where the feeling of familiarity came from. It turned out to be Calderon.

Before time travel, Li Xing wasn't even a fake fan, and he didn't usually watch many games.

However, he had watched a lot of the men's basketball national team's games, and when he heard Calderon's name, he remembered it.

"Why do you have such a good attitude towards Jose, a rookie? Do you have any opinion on me? Damn it! Why don't you respect me? Am I not worthy of your respect?" Bargnani interrupted The exchange between Li Xing and Calderon.

Calderon said: "Barney, it's hard for people to respect you like you are?"

"Can you give me some face in front of the rookie? I don't want face?" Bargnani groaned loudly.

Evans made up the knife on the side: "You really don't have any face to speak of this soft and sticky spaghetti."

"cazzo!" Bargnani exploded the Italian national curse.

It seems that this guy has no prestige in the team: "It seems that I am right?"

"Wrong! You can't do this! I will be a fourth-year player next season, you are a rookie! My pick is still higher than yours, you have to respect me, do you understand?"

"I understand, Andre."

"cazzzo! Not Andrea! It's Andrea!"

Evans was always wondering: "What's the difference, Andre?"

"Damn it! You're worse than that brush-like beard on your face!" Bargnani said angrily.

"Without Jun, how is this guy's strength?"

"A quasi-All-Star player who averaged 21 points and 5 rebounds per game in his peak period, with the body of a power forward and the skills of a small forward, at present, you are a perfect match with him."

"Oh?"

Li Xing didn't expect this Bargnani to be so good: "Really? It matches me well, why?"

"Because he's basically no defense and you're basically no offense at the moment, you're a match made in heaven."

Li Xing had black lines on his face: "Damn it, can you say something nice?"

"As a player, his characteristics are very distinct, and his status as the No. [-] pick has ruined him."

Top pick?

Li Xing's eyes flashed, and he really didn't expect that this spaghetti who seemed to have no brains and nonsense was actually the No. [-] pick.

"Rookie, have you seen Chris?" Calderon asked.

Li Xingdao: "I met once after the summer league."

"Really? Have you met?" Bargnani heard something interesting: "What's your impression of Chris? Do you think he's a fucking jerk?"

"No, Chris is a good man, better than you." Li Xing deliberately emphasized the last three words.

"Cazzo!" Bargnani said indignantly, "Impossible! Didn't he wash your face with saliva?"

It was Li Xing's turn to be curious: "Why do you even do this?"

"The first hurdle to get into the Raptors: meet and chat with Chris, he will be very enthusiastic and spit while talking."

"Look, another rookie is being tortured." Bargnani pushed Li Xing to the other side, just in time to see Bosh holding DeRozan's shoulder and talking crookedly.

DeRozan looked sad, "What to do, this man is disgusting! No! I have to hold back! I can't beat him!".

"Although Chris' behavior is disgusting, I think it's better than you. I'm sorry, Andre, this is my sincere words." Li Xing said.

Bargnani strangled Li Xing's neck: "You rookie is too disgusting! Are you talking about how Chris is better than me?"

"Too many, are you sure you want me to tell you?" Li Xing winked at Bargnani.

cazzo!

What are these?I thought I could establish a little authority in front of the rookies this year, so why did it happen again?
"Treat people with tolerance, we are teammates who love each other, don't pick each other up." Bargnani laughed dryly and let Li Xing go.

"Hi, I'm Lucky Lee."

Today is the first time for Li Xing to meet his teammates. He needs to get acquainted with these first-time teammates.

"I'm Marco Belinelli," Belinelli said.

Whenever I meet a new teammate, "Nothing" will give Li Xing a detailed introduction of what this teammate has achieved in another time and space, whether they are suitable, and which country he is from.

Another spaghetti!

Why should I say it again?

In fact, Belinelli's first impression of Li Xing was not bad, but Bargnani's impression was too deep.

Bargnani should be proud.He single-handedly defined the Italians in Li Xing's heart.

Li Xing thought that Italians were all narcissistic, nonsense, sissy, annoying and fucking self-righteous like Bargnani.

Am I wrong?Or is Belinelli an outlier among Italians?

definitely!Belinelli must be an outlier among Italians!
"Hi, I'm Antoine White."

"Sony Weems."

"Jarrett Jack"

Walking around the field, Li Xing greeted every teammate except those free agents who were still working hard for a contract.

In this way, he has a general understanding of the strength of the Raptors.

Without him joining in as a variable, this Raptors team is very competitive-definitely a strong contender for the No. 2010 pick in the [-] draft. ——Just as Li Xing was thinking so and worried about his future, the system made another sound.

"Not so pessimistic, Toronto is a great place for you."

"Even without you, they had 40 wins this season, they were underrated after Chris Bosh left, and then they got Kyle Lowry and DeMar DeRozan. , they have also become a powerful force in the east."

"That's their ultimate ceiling, though, without you."

"I?"

"It's you."

What will happen in the future, Li Xing does not know, but he has already set off.

In a brand new environment, in a game where he can start all over again even if he fails, he has a very good innate advantage.

Although this is a very wonderful team.

Although Bosh doesn't look very reliable, although Bargnani looks like expired spaghetti, although everything here looks so bad.

This should be the best arrangement.

"Andre, do you want to play a few balls?"

"Cazzo!" Bargnani turned his head and shouted: "I told you thousands of times, it's not Andrea, it's Andrea!"

　Cazzo in Italian is almost the meaning of "second Austrian" in Mandarin.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)