I'm king in the basket

Chapter 168 I Want To Kiss, If I Don’t Kiss, I Won’t Leave
Kobe's original intention was just to be polite. He didn't expect this person to be so shameless and take it seriously.

"Ahem. Tonight's game."

"We'll win!" Li Xing clenched his fists like a male protagonist in the second half of the middle school.

In this regard, Kobe is the same: "No, you made a mistake, the winner is us, the Lakers!"

"Yes! The Raptors must win the Lakers. We will definitely win. The bond between us must be stronger than you!"

Please believe that when Li Xing finished speaking, he also wanted to vomit.

"Okay, it's useless to talk, see you tonight!" Kobe said lightly.

When you talk about NBA teams, what do you think of?The purple and green, the Knicks, the Warriors, the 76ers, the Eagles, these are all teams with glorious team histories, and a considerable number of teams will conclude with "wait and see" at the end.

For many years, the Raptors were one of those "wait a minute."

There is no glorious history, no exciting stars, and no one knows them except fans who are full and have nothing to do and have lost hope in life, and can only find solace in the failed Raptors.

Therefore, no one imagined that the Raptors would become such a hot team one day.

The world-renowned Raptors VS defending champion Lakers.

Li Xing's joining brought about a fundamental turnaround in the team. Although most of the rumors, off-field gossip, and various anecdotes about this person were negative news, many of them were unsuitable for children. He even participated in World War II. Many veterans would frown and say: "This is a fucking scum!"

If Li Xing just blindly attracts people from the sidelines, the popularity will soon decrease.

What's really fascinating is his performance. He is a very different person on the court than he is off the court.

On the court, he was as dominant as a contemporary Chamberlain.

And it is not the original version of Chamberlain, without the selfishness of the original version, fear of getting into trouble, unreliable in key battles, contradicting referees and coaches, thinking that his teammates are idiots, he is the most invincible, and being defeated by Bill Russell again and again; Chamberlain, the improved Saiyan version of Planet Vegeta, is brave and determined, absolutely reliable at critical moments, worthy of everyone's trust, and will not grow a ridiculous non-mainstream golden hair, but inherits Bei Geeta's weakness is that he especially likes to say "my opponent is a group of scum with less than five combat effectiveness" to the media.

You can't help but be fascinated by such a powerful guy who can make news.

Some people cursed while watching, and some fell in love with him while cursing, and a large number of people fell in love with him fanatically from the very beginning.

Of course, there are far more people who hate him, who are hostile to him, who want him dead, who want a chainsaw killer in Toronto to chop him up, than who like him.

Tonight's game, Mike Breen and Lakers legend James Posey were sitting in the commentary.

"James, some fans say that Andrew Bynum is no worse than Larch, and they may have a matchup tonight, what do you think?" Brin asked.

When he heard "Mars hitting the earth", the corners of Percy's mouth visibly trembled.

Mars hit the earth?Just that idiot Bynum?
Posey glanced at the pig that would never grow up out of the corner of his eye, and resumed his usual look: "I bet the person who made this point is a Lakers fan, and only the current Lakers fans can be so confident, So optimistic."

Although Posey would like to complain about this point of view in public, he is a legend of the Lakers anyway, so he can't humiliate the fans of the home team during the global live broadcast.

Although this point of view is indeed nonsense!
"Larch, I'm ready to snatch the league's number one center from you, just wait for me!"

Maybe there are too many people who praise him, even Bynum himself believes that he can compete with Li Xing.

Li Xing looked at him without saying a word, as if this person was invisible and not in front of him.

He walked straight in front of Bynum, knocking him away.

This arrogance, simply!

Bynum's anger came as soon as he said it: "Very good! You have provoked the No.1 of the future alliance, and I will use your blood to be crowned king tonight!"

Li Xing didn't want to pay attention to the two hundred and five. He went straight to the audience in the front row, and said to the blonde female star there, "You didn't tell me you wanted to watch the game."

"Surprise?"

Theron asked with a smile.

"A bit, it's just a pity." Li Xing said.

"What a pity? What's the pity?" Theron asked.

Li Xing sighed: "I originally wanted to beat Andrew, a stupid pig, to the point where you're here. How can I let you see such a bloody scene? So it's a pity that he escaped tonight. He should put This year's salary is all given to you, and you saved his life."

Theron pursed his lips and smiled: "Indeed, come on."

"No, unless you give me a kiss, I can't refuel." Li Xing moved his face closer.

Suddenly, the Staples Center fell silent.

All the cameras in the venue were aimed at Li Xing's position, and the nearby reporters swarmed like sharks smelling blood.

All the machines that can leave images are aimed here in an instant.

At the same time, facing Li Xing, there were also the jealousy of tens of thousands of men in the audience, as well as the intense jealousy of both friends and foes.

"Are you sure?" Theron asked sweetly.

Li Xing said shamelessly, "If you don't kiss me, I won't play." "Okay." Theron lowered his head, leaving a bright red lip mark on Li Xing's face.

Do you think this is over?
Li Xing turned his face to the other side: "I want it here too!"

Theron kissed the other side of the face again, and the two lip prints were symmetrical to each other. Li Xing had no intention of erasing it. He turned his head and pointed at the cameras.

In an instant, hundreds of video cameras and cameras were activated simultaneously.

"My queen!" cried Bargnani sadly.

"It was the former queen, and your current queen is Anne Hathaway." DeRozan reminded.

Bargnani said angrily: "Don't you know that I am a nostalgic person?"

"Oh, so you moved on to Scarlett Johansson after Anne Hathaway announced her relationship?" DeRozan's words were heart-pounding.

After feeding the audience with dog food, Li did not realize it, but waved his hand at everyone, as if to express his gratitude.

Does this guy think he's popular?
I can fuck you!
"!#!￥"

Hearing the boos that filled the audience, Posey said with a smile: "Even the boos that Larry Bird heard in the Great Western Forum back then were nothing more than that."

Li Xing ran to Olina's side: "Give me two scotch tapes." "What are you doing?" Olina asked.

"I want to keep these two kisses."

Li Xing said: "Until the end of the game." "Why? Don't you think these two kisses have brought you a lot of hostility?" Olina asked.

"Isn't that great? The hatred that can't knock me down will only make me stronger!" Li Xinghao said dryly.

Don't change other people's famous sayings casually! !
Olina secretly complained, and then gave Li Xing a transparent tape.

Li Xing put the tape on his face and regretted it after a while.

It's really hard, he wants to tear the tape off, but he wants to finish the game with two lip prints.

"This is the stupidest fucking outfit I've ever seen!" Evans complained.

But Bargnani knew Li Xing very well: "If Anne Hathaway gave me two sweet kisses, I would also keep my lip prints until the end of the game. I want to let her know that it was her kisses that gave us Here comes victory!"

Sometimes, you have to believe that idiots always have the same preferences and perspectives on things.

What Bargnani said touched Li Xing's heart.

Li Xing re-approved Bargnani's partner status, and the two tacitly clapped hands, bumped shoulders, and performed one set of cumbersome pre-match etiquette after another.

Seeing the kiss on Li Xing's face, Snyder felt extremely uncomfortable all over his body: "Larch, are you sure you want to play like this?"

"Yes!"

As long as he can seriously play the game, he can do whatever he wants.

Snyder sighed secretly, and said to everyone: "We took the victory here last season, and I hope it will be the same tonight."

The game is about to start, and Li Xing comes on stage with two lip prints on his face.

"Referee, I want to complain, they sent a clown to jump the ball!" Bynum shouted: "He will make me laugh like this, I can't jump the ball with all my strength!"

Bynum's complaint was very reasonable and the reasons made sense, but the referee flatly rejected it.

While you have a good point, son of a bitch Stern didn't have a "no slut with a lip print on his face to jump the ball" rule.

The referee and Bynum had the same idea, but he had to play by the rules.

"Damn it, you bastard, bitch, bastard, pig, I must let you know tonight that women are not everything in life!" Bynum said angrily.

"Yes, women are not everything in life, but hairstyles are." Li Xing said.

"Damn! I actually kind of agree with your statement!" Bynum said incredulously.

The all-seeing eye let Li Xing know that Bynum is very talented in hairstyles, and he himself is extremely yearning for the profession of hairstylist, so he just mentioned it casually.

Unexpectedly, this force actually agreed.

The current Bynum is still not the washing, cutting and blowing we are familiar with later, and Li Xing intends to speed up this progress.

If the Lakers fans at the scene knew that Li Xing was leading their first center to go to extremes ahead of time, they would definitely shoot Li Xing at all costs.

The referee walked to the middle, held the ball in one hand, and slowly threw it into the air.

Li Xing stared at the two bright red lip marks on his face, and in front of Bynum's eyes, he patted the ball into Calderon's hand.

"Despicable! The lip marks on your face are affecting my performance!"

"Who cares about you."

(End of this chapter)