I'm king in the basket

Chapter 51 My Egg Hurts, My Egg Hurts!
After winning this battle, the Raptors' record rose to No.2 in the Eastern Conference.

The Raptors have never achieved such a record. Bosh was so excited, he raised his neck and yelled, spitting all over the floor.

Seeing that Bosh was so excited, Bargnani wanted to come over and celebrate with him, such as high-fiving his chest or something, to liven up the atmosphere.

With this in mind, I just walked up to Bosh
Bosh turned sharply and roared with his fist, which happened to hit Bargnani's private part in the abdomen.

You can completely imagine that Bargnani's face turned from red to blue, covering his lower body with his hands, and wailing: "I have a mother~~!!!"

"Hey, there is such a thing." Evans really opened his eyes today: "Andrea, are you okay?"

When Bargnani was punched, a vivid image appeared in Belinelli's mind-the egg was broken and the yolk flowed to the ground.-That's the image.

"You young people really know how to play!" Nesterovich laughed.

Li Xing didn't know what absurd things happened between Bosh and Bargnani, he closed his eyes and accepted the system's message.

"Congratulations on completing the event: First Center."

"That's it? Is there no follow-up event?" Li Xing couldn't figure it out. Howard can be regarded as a wrist. There should be follow-up events, just like Nowitzki.

"Not every incident with a star player triggers a follow-up."

Hearing this, Li Xing said nothing more.

Tonight is a big harvest night for him. After completing two events, he can draw six skills. He also set a new personal block record in a single game and a single-game block record in team history. He got an A+ for the first time. Ratings. And so on, you get 20000 points in one game.

"Since you played with a cold tonight, you can get an extra half of the points you earned as a reward."

In other words, earning 30000 points in one game?

Li Xing suddenly felt that the whole world is beautiful, the air is so fresh, the audience is so enthusiastic, the game is so fun, even Bargnani's screams have a little sentimentality, everything is so beautiful ,ah
"Coach, are we going to the press conference?"

Triano was looking for Bosh to attend the press conference, when he heard this voice, he felt a chill rise from the bottom of his feet to the top of his head.

"Larch, are you sure?"

"I'm very, very sure, Coach." Li Xing smiled cheerfully.

During the game, Triano really wanted to kiss Li Xing on the face, now that he heard these words, now.
kiss?Forget it, he'd really like to punch this ignorant smiling face.

Attend a press conference?You fucking let me go!
Do you think you haven't caused enough trouble?
"This. Larch, we have additional plans. Today I want Chris to attend the press conference." Triano said awkwardly, following the principle of pushing it away.

won't let me go?How can this be!How can I do things if I am not allowed to participate in the press conference?How to trigger an event without doing anything?Although I have done a lot of things at the press conference, but none of the incidents have been triggered, but as long as I persevere and continue to do things, one day the incident will be triggered.

Li Xing believes that those who are persistent, hardworking, and positive will have good luck
"Then you have to promise me not to talk nonsense." Triano has already said very clearly.

Li Xing nodded with a smile: "Coach, don't worry, I know."

Hearing him say that made Triano even more uneasy.

Yes, that kid said the same thing last time!
"Larch, you showed a lot of new skills tonight, are you practicing recently?" Triano asked.

Li Xing nodded and said: "Yes, I'm not very skilled yet, so I will make mistakes, please forgive me."

Excuse me?I forgive you ass!
Triano was too happy: "Then do you want more shooting rights?" "No, I think it's good now." Li Xing shook his head and said.

When Li Xing said that, Triano was surprised.

Generally speaking, young people want to show off, they want to perform well.

How are you doing on the field?Naturally, it's offense. The audience's understanding of defense is too shallow. They only look at blocks, but they can't see other aspects of defense.

The offense is different, and the guys who get the most attention are always the ones with the ball in their hands.

Now Li Xing actually said that he doesn't want more ball rights?
The idea is poised and mature.Triano couldn't help re-examining the young man next to him who looked out of tune but... well, a bit steady.

"Even if you wanted more possessions, I wouldn't give them to you, at least not this season. Do you know why?" Triano asked.

Li Xingdao: "I just want to play every game well, other things are not what I should consider."

"Okay, so can I ask you something?"

"please say."

"Don't talk nonsense later."

"Good drop."

Just like that, Li Xing, whom the reporters love to see, appeared at the press conference again.

"Larch, you scored 20 points, 24 rebounds and 16 blocks tonight, which is a career high, what do you think?"

Good question, easy answer.

Li Xing said: "It feels good. This is the performance I want. I will give 70 points for tonight's performance. Well, it's okay."

A large triple-double of 20+24+16, with a self-assessment of 70 points?
Everyone was a little embarrassed and shy at the same time. They prepared a lot of compliments, but this guy ended the rest of the conversation as soon as he opened his mouth.

Who the hell is pretending?Why is it so dazzling?

Just as Triano picked up the Gatorade on the table and wanted to take a sip, when Li Xing rated himself 70 points, he almost burst the cup in his hand.

Here we go again!Ancestor, shut up quickly!

"Dwight said he didn't know you, but you earned his respect, what do you think?" another reporter asked.

Li Xing smiled lightly: "Yes, Dwight may have suffered from amnesia. He said my name accurately as soon as he played tonight, and threatened to eat me, but you all saw it."

"However, I'm glad that he has mild amnesia, so that he can forget about tonight's game. I hope that when we meet next time, he can still be as arrogant as he was tonight. I'm really looking forward to it." Li Xing After speaking, the reporters on the scene could hardly hold their pens.

This master really dares to say it!

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Xing was pleasantly surprised to hear the system's voice.

"Trigger follow-up event: Unforgettable."

The name, Li Xing, is hard not to think of a certain stinky and long Taiwanese TV series.

However, the practice of talking nonsense at the press conference has finally achieved results, and Li Xing's "hard work" is not in vain.

When the incident was triggered, Li Xing accepted it as soon as it was good, and did not continue to say those words that were not pleasant but the reporters liked it very much.

The reporter had no choice but to ask the question "Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing here?" Triano.

"Coach, judging from the statistics, tonight is the best night of Dante's career, what do you think?"

"Correction, so far."

Triano laughed: "I believe he will have countless nights in the future that are better than tonight."

"So, what's your assessment of his performance tonight?"

"Lachey has been a beast so far this season, leading the team on both ends of the floor, never complaining, no matter what the situation is, he's trying to play. From beating adversity to standing up for his teammates every night From that perspective, I can't imagine a player I could be more proud of, he's been fantastic."

What followed was nothing more than bragging, drafting, and officialdom. Li Xing felt that it was not fun at all, and it would be better to talk nonsense.

However, for the sake of Triano, I won't say more today, anyway, there will be more press conferences in the future.

After the press conference was over, Li Xing ran back to the locker room humming a tune.

He found a group of people gathered around Bargnani.

"Sorry, I'm really, really sorry!" Bosh's expression was very sincere, and there was no trace of deceit at all.

Bargnani clutched his private parts: "It hurts, I really hurt!"

"Normal, pain is normal." Evans patted Bargnani on the shoulder.

Belinelli sneered: "Unlucky, you are really unlucky."

"What, what are you talking about?"

As soon as he said this, Li Xing wanted to slap himself—is this fucking human?How could he be taken away by these people accidentally?
"Accident, that was an accident!" Bosh sighed, "My fault, it's all my fault."

"Can you speak well?"

"Talk? Didn't we talk properly?"

OH MY GOD!

Fortunately, Li wanted to escape, but couldn't.
"How's it going? How's the press conference going?" DeRozan's words made Li Xing almost bleed.

Did these people take the wrong medicine?Why do you have to use XX, XXXX sentence patterns when speaking?Is there a hole in the brain?
"Very good, very good drive."

After all, Li Xing really slapped himself.

Damn it, I need to stay away from these idiots, what the hell is going on, can I still talk properly?

Triano came in, saw Baggnani and asked: "Andrea, what's the matter with you?"

"My egg hurts, my egg hurts!" Bargnani said with tears.

"What happened?" Triano asked.

"It was me! I accidentally injured him!" Bosh blamed himself.

"It's unfortunate, it's unfortunate." Triano was also misled.

Li Xing looked left and right, and no normal person could see it.

Triano read it over and over again, and had nothing to say, so he simply said: "Disband, let's disband."

It's over, the whole team can't speak human words anymore.

Li Xing picked up the towel, walked into the shower room, turned on the system eagerly, and directly chose the lottery.

"Congratulations on winning the exclusive star skill: Rodman's air stance."

"What is the use?"

"You can do a lot of exaggerated poses when you're rebounding."

"So what's the use?"

"It's useless, it's useless."

"Go to hell!!!"

(End of this chapter)