I'm king in the basket

Chapter 529

Thinking of this, Li Xing felt much more comfortable, and didn't feel sorry for Bargnani anymore.

The damned Italians will cut off their children and grandchildren, right? Who told him to scare people?

It would be nice not to ask him for mental damages.

With a towel hanging on Li Xing, he found that Snyder and the others had returned.

It is certain that they also heard Bargnani's screams, and Snyder must have asked.

"Lucky, what just happened?"

While Evans described what happened in the bathroom as the biggest scandal in Raptors history, Snyder wouldn't believe a single punctuation mark.

The man who opened a harem turned out to be a gay man?How the hell is that possible?

So he needed to ask Li Xing for clarification.

What if it is true?This guy never plays cards according to common sense.

"Is such that."

How could Li Xing let go of such a good opportunity to fight back.

"Coach, you said that I am not the best player in the game tonight. I am very sad. I need to be alone and calm. Is this wrong?"

Li Xing said emotionally.

"That's right!"

Snyder regretted it. If he knew it earlier, he would have brought the goods. It was just to annoy some people, so what?
"But I was on the cusp tonight. I felt like I was playing well. I was the best player in the game. Why didn't the coach take me to the press conference? There must be something I didn't do well."

Snyder was a little embarrassed. The excuse for not letting Li Xing attend the press conference was indeed a bit of a joke.

The person who got the quadruple double is not the best in the game?Thank goodness he can say it!
"Finally I figured out why."

"What is it?"

Evans and Barnes expect to hear a reason why.

If Li Xing's reason is: "I need to analize Bargnani to be the best player in the game!" Then it is a masterpiece!
As a result, Li's voice turned around, and his gun was pointed at Barnes crookedly: "I didn't apply to play during garbage time, I'm not like Matt, dare to fight during garbage time It's all my fault, I think, that's why I wasn't voted player of the match!"

My Fuck?Is this kid courting death?
Barnes stared wide-eyed, never expecting that this good show would turn into a friendly siege.

Why did Li Xing suddenly hit him with a cannon?Is the skin itchy again?

Snyder was even more embarrassed. Li Xing was not mocking Barnes, he was clearly mocking him.

He understood the advanced sarcasm, but with Barnes' IQ, he couldn't understand it.

He could only understand what Li Xing meant literally.

According to the literal meaning of this, it is mocking him to brush data during garbage time, to have no sense of public morality, to be ashamed and scoundrel should be despised by everyone!
If Li Xing knew that Barnes interpreted so many inexplicable things in his sentence, he would suggest that Dante and Barrett should assassinate all the Chinese teachers who taught Barnes.

Although he is a teacher, he has taught Barnes the scourge of not knowing right from wrong and not asking why. What's the use?Let's play it all!
"But I'm stupid, I can't think of this answer all at once, so I stayed in the bathroom for a long time."

After mocking Snyder, Li Xing started to make shit up.

Today's events are all Bargnani's fault.

"Time flies by. Our shower room is worthy of being the first-class shower room in the league. I feel very comfortable in it, and I feel that the water is flowing slowly. The time passes quickly. I didn't expect it to pass half an hour." Li Xing said intoxicated. explain.

Snyder's mouth twitched.

Barnes just wants to wait for him to finish before letting Snyder finish all the bullshit he has to say.

After Barnes left, he and Li Xing had some things to deal with.

"and then?"

Only Middleton and Hansbrough took Li Xing's words seriously in this room.

"At that time, I was very relaxed. It felt like firing the best bullet in my life. You must know that feeling. My whole body was relaxed. I was ready to come out. I opened the door. As a result, I I saw Nani."

"Is there anything strange about that?"

Snyder asked impatiently.

"It's not just strange! It's scary, okay?"

Li Xing grew up and said, "Have you ever seen a horror movie?"

"I've seen it."

"for example?"

Snyder felt that some unscrupulous person would not give up if this topic went on for tens of thousands of words. He heard the readers' aspirations, and he had to curb the unrestrained evil spirit of this water: "Enough is enough." !"

"Just tell me what happened?"

Snyder interrupted the others with one gulp.

As the saying goes, the Tao is one foot tall and the devil is ten feet high, so don't let me water?it's out of the question!
Li Xing said: "Sorry, coach, I have to say what I feel about horror movies, otherwise you won't understand why I did that at that time."

"If you've seen horror movies, you must be familiar with this scene."

"You are the only one in the whole bathroom. You want to wash your hands. The light in the bathroom is dim. You are unsuspecting, unprepared, and without any warning."

"You look in the mirror to see if you have gained weight or where the makeup is not done well, and then you see a scary face that doesn't belong to you flashing in the mirror, and it is screaming at you!"

Li Xing only hated that he wasn't a man with his own BGM, if he had a scary soundtrack now, wouldn't this group of people be scared to pee?
"That's how I felt when I saw Nani."

Li Xing said painfully and blamed himself: "I didn't expect him to appear, and he appeared in such a terrifying way. I didn't know there was anyone outside at the time, and he didn't say hello to me in advance."

"If you had taken a comfortable bath and were about to go out, and just opened the door, you saw a wretched Italian with a towel hanging up and showing a wretched smile to you, what would you do?"

Li Xing completely misled their thinking: "Think about it, just think about that picture, and you will understand me."

Snyder was distracted by Li Xing: "So, I really can't blame you."

"No, I still have to blame me."

Li Xing said sadly: "I shouldn't have put my foot down so hard. Now Nani must be very hurt. I feel sorry for him."

"No, you're right."

"No, it's actually all my fault!"

This person has let the author spend two thousand words to shirk responsibility, but finally said it was his fault?Do you want to be so funny?

We don't want to see his performance anymore.

Snyder cleared his throat: "Now the truth is out, everyone, stop spreading false rumors, and offenders will be punished!"

After Li Xing cleaned himself up and poured out all the dirty water, Bargnani revived on the spot.

While rubbing his battered balls, he went outside to say hello to Snyder.

"Coach, everyone hasn't left yet."

The Italian said with a smile.

"Andrea, I have something to tell you."

In the next ten minutes, Bargnani's three views were severely impacted.

He was obviously the one who was injured, so why was it his fault in the end?

He also went to Li Xing after accepting everyone's request. Why was he the only one who was chanted?
Isn't this fair?
Is there any justice in this world?
"Appropriate jokes are fine, but scaring people like you are, I don't think!"

From this point of view, Snyder has recited Ma Zhe, talking about the big truth, and occupying the moral high ground.

Is this still my beloved coach?

Bargnani wanted to refute, but Snyder never gave him a chance to speak.

He didn't know why, he covered his crotch inside for a while, and when he went outside, his appearance changed.

This feeling of "My Qing Dynasty is dead?" is really not something ordinary people can bear.

Bargnani patiently listened to Snyder's teachings, and then said respectfully: "Coach, I will keep your words in my heart, I will remember them."

Anyway, having been educated by Snyder so many times, this time is not bad.

Years of experience told Bargnani.

Don't talk back, as talking back will only trigger further abuse.

Some abnormal, the more you struggle, the more vigorous he is.

That's why you can't resist. If you don't resist, he thinks it's useless.

Moreover, not resisting can also reduce the vigilance of the opponent, at least retaining the opportunity for himself to fight back.

As long as you are determined enough, you can also be ridden by the Japanese invaders like Wonder Woman in a certain drama, but complete the counter-kill at the last moment.

Bargnani certainly didn't intend to kill Snyder, he just wanted to end this unprovoked meeting as soon as possible.

Snyder finally finished what he wanted to say, and Bargnani's attitude was relatively correct, so he didn't say any more, so it was over.

"Guys, the semi-finals have just begun. I hope you will take the game seriously with a pious heart. No matter who your opponent is, don't be careless!"

"Yes!"

"Let's go home each."

Snyder left, Bargnani breathed a sigh of relief, and Barnes, gearing up, came to Li Xing.

"Larch, let's settle something."

Li Xing saw the malice in him, and he suddenly remembered what he said to Snyder before.

With the IQ of this old guy, I'm afraid he can't understand the deep meaning at all. He will definitely think that he is making fun of him.

Damn!

"and many more!"

"What else do you have to say?" Barnes asked angrily.

Li Xing was put in the corner by Kun, knowing that a severe beating was inevitable, he threw all his self-esteem and glory to the ground, and said the strongest sentence tonight: "No slap in the face!"

"If your face is broken, won't I become the ugliest man in the Raptors team? I can't hit it!"

After Barnes finished speaking, he stepped forward and threw Li Xing onto the bench with an over-the-shoulder fall, followed by a philosophical scene.

Bargnani was quite sad at first, but when he saw that the wicked will be rewarded, he suddenly felt that the previous scene would be the last storm before seeing the rainbow.

There is still beauty in this world.

Bargnani raised his head and breathed in the fresh air with enjoyment.

Middleton packed his things silently. He had to leave quickly. There are really not many normal people in this team, and he cannot be assimilated.

(End of this chapter)