I'm king in the basket

Chapter 622 Barney Is Crazy
"What did you see?"

Li Xing picked up a towel and wiped his eyes repeatedly. Yes, he read that right, Bargnani was cleaning.

This scene is really scary.

"Why are you surprised? Can't I clean up?" Bargnani asked, "I don't have much playing time tonight, and I feel uncomfortable that I haven't vented my excess energy. Is there a problem with doing some work for everyone?"

"no problem"

Li Xing suppressed a smile: "But it's not the first time you've been pressed on the bench by the coach. Why didn't you help everyone clean up before you vented your energy?"

"Also, didn't you say you were going to St. Margaret's? Why is one person cleaning here, and the others?"

"Have you been abandoned?"

Li Xing just speculated casually, not wanting to really hit Bargnani's vitals. His face was flushed, and he shouted loudly: "Don't talk nonsense, what was abandoned, how could I be abandoned? I am a party King, can a party be a party without me?"

"Yeah, our favorite show is waiting for you to get drunk and jump off a building and twist your waist."

Li Xing kept mentioning this stalk all the time.

Bargnani became anxious: "You have two choices now, one, go home and shovel shit, two, stay and help me!"

"Why should I help you?"

Li Xing said: "I just took a shower, why do I have to do these rough jobs, can you give me a reason?"

"damn it!"

Bargnani made a generous statement: "If even I have the spirit of sacrificing my ego, dedicating myself, and making silent contributions to the team, why don't you follow me?"

"You're a fucking genius!"

Li Xing clapped his hands: "Indeed, this is just a small step for Andrea Bargnani, but it is a giant step for the progress of human civilization."

"Okay, I'll help you!"

Li Xing was not interested in why Bargnani stayed alone to clean up. He had never done such a thing since he came to the team.

No, even in his previous life, he never took the initiative to clean up.

This kind of thing is usually left to the nanny at home, or Pang Ruo can't stand it anymore and volunteers to help him clean.

Not to mention after time travel, women who love cleanliness will naturally clean the house for you.

Li Xing and Bargnani worked together to clean the locker room and shower room.

Looking at the brand-new dressing room, thinking that in a few days, it will become full of dirt again, they have a feeling that they are wasting their energy.

"Can you treat the dressing room well in the future and stop littering?" Bargnani asked.

Li Xing couldn't believe that he could hear this sentence from Bargnani's mouth, it was too horrifying.

"Promise me one thing." Li Xing said.

"What?" Bargnani asked.

"Don't suddenly turn into a grimace and tell me that Andrea Bargnani is dead and I don't have any firecrackers to celebrate now."

After Li Xing finished speaking, he picked up his things and slipped away.

"You bastard, stop for me!"

Li Xing and Bargnani came to the parking lot while bickering.

Seeing Li Xing, Xu Ke asked, "Why are you so slow?"

"You have to ask the great Nani about this." Li Xing said.

Xu Ke's eyes turned to Bargnani: "What happened?"

"Lacci and I did a great thing." Bargnani said proudly.

"what?"

"If you want to know, just ask Larch, I'm going home."

Bargnani opened the car door, flew into the car, and then drifted in place in an empty parking lot where there were no cars.

"Damn, turn in the wrong direction!"

"Can you get out of here quickly? Don't block the road, okay?" Li Xing shouted from behind.

"I can outrun him," Ryan said.

"Don't do that." Li Xing said.

"Why?" Ryan asked.

Li Xingdao: "If you do this, that idiot may think that you are challenging him, and there will be an accident."

"I don't believe there are such idiots in this world." Ryan said seriously.

Li Xing said something that was not serious at all in a more serious tone: "Ignorant lion, Andrea Bargnani is such an idiot."

"Well, you haven't told me why it's so late."

"As Nani said, we did a great thing together."

"what is it then?"

"You think two men can do great things in a locker room by themselves?"

Li Xing didn't say anything on purpose, and let her guess by herself.

Through Li Xing's bad eyes, Xu Ke covered his mouth: "Could it be you?"

Li Xing gave her a popcorn: "I'll give you three seconds to delete that obscene thought from my mind!"

"Isn't it?" Xu Ke breathed a sigh of relief.

"How could it be? Your thoughts are too evil, Keke!" Li Xing said.

Xu Kebai gave him a moment: "How do you know what I'm thinking?"

"You don't even look at how many women are around me. No one in this world understands women's hearts better than me." Li Xing said proudly.

"Yo yo, are you so powerful?"

The air smelled of vinegar.

"otherwise,"

Ryan, who had never complained about Li Xing, spoke up.

"uh-huh?"

Is this lion having a brain twitch today?I've never seen him dismantle himself.

"Fidel Castro has sex with tens of thousands of women. He definitely knows women better than you."

Ryan is now complaining about Li Xing in the way of his predecessor, and in the tone of his predecessor.

"Pretty, Ryan, someone is just too confident." Xu Ke laughed.

"Who is this person you are talking about? Why have I never heard of his name?" Li Xing said, "Dead people don't count!"

"Also, concentrate on driving and don't talk!"

Li Xing's face was greatly damaged, so he could only use a small amount of authority to shut up Ryan, who was trying to commit a crime.

Ryan had to keep his mouth shut.

When Li Xing and Xu Ke returned home, everyone had already fallen asleep.

Only Yiya came to greet him at the door. It bit its tail and kept getting up and stepping on Li Xing's feet.

The first thing Li Xing cares about is whether it has demolished the house. So far, the house is intact.

"Good dog!"

Li Xing patted its head.

Li Xing walked to the living room and saw the note on the table.

"Supper has been heated."

"Ah Xing, let's eat something." Xu Ke said.

Li Xing came to sit down at the dining table and asked, "Aren't you going to eat?"

"I don't have such a high basal metabolic rate as you, do you want me to eat fat?" Xu Ke asked.

In fact, Li Xing felt that she was a little thinner.

In the eyes of ordinary people, Xu Ke is definitely a perfect figure, with lordosis and back curl.

Due to the influence of Laqi Liebeng, Li Xing now feels that a woman with a plump figure is the most beautiful without affecting the shape of her face.

Therefore, he really hoped that Xu Ke would gain weight.

If only I could be like Dailins
A few days later, Game [-] of the series began.

Almost exactly the same script as the first scene.

Wall worked hard in the first half to control the situation of the game, but in the third quarter, he couldn't stop Li Xing, who was fully fired.

Li Xing completely defined the game, he was like a player on another level.

Wall can't help it, and neither can his teammates.

"Have you seen the expressions of the Wizards players?"

"Even they themselves thought the game was over."

"If you even give up on yourself, the game is really over."

"We have always said that it is not terrible to lose, but the terrible thing is that you lose even on the psychological level."

Li Xing's performance was devastating. In the third quarter, the Raptors played a 40-10 attack wave that made the Wizards desperate.

With the violent offensive in this quarter, the game entered garbage time.

At the end of the game, the Raptors defeated the Wizards without any suspense and took a 2-0 lead.

After the game, someone asked Li Xing how he led the team to a 40-10 offensive.

Li Xing's answer was: "Put your hands up and pray that they miss the ball, grab the rebound, and complete the counterattack."

And in the dressing room, Bargnani made sure he was the first one back here.

When his teammates littered things as usual, he was the first to reprimand: "Don't you feel ashamed? Are you worthy of the cleaners like this?"

Everyone was stunned.

"Is there something wrong with you?"

"What's wrong? What's wrong with me? Don't you know that the impact of doing this is very bad? We are professional players, we must have quality!"

Everyone froze in place.

Suddenly Calderon yelled, "Call an ambulance, Barney is crazy!"

(End of this chapter)