I'm king in the basket

Chapter 64 Funny Is Better Than Violent
The plan of the Hell Combination was successful, but something happened by accident.

Bargnani managed to land a mature and gorgeous redhead.She is French, and her name is Angel Dillane.She has long, wine-red hair, just like Melisandre in Game of Thrones.

Oh, it seems that this American drama has not come out yet.

I care so much about you?

These are not the main point. The important point is that Li Xing found a German woman with blond hair, a high nose bridge, and she was very pretty.

Her name is Meri Fries, and she looks heroic. If she were a female knight in ancient times, she would definitely be a heartthrob.

Li Xing originally wanted to use his own charm to quickly conquer him, but it would be great to trigger an off-site event if he couldn't.

It's a pity that the off-site incident has not been triggered for a long time, and the only connection between Li Xing and Fleiss is the out-of-the-box "hero saving the beauty".

Fleiss has no interest in basketball, and he doesn't know anything about Li Xing, a big star in Toronto.

In order to take care of each other, Li Xing and Bargnani worked hard and finally found a high-end restaurant with French cuisine and German cuisine. They each held the hand of the beauty and ate delicious food together.

A good day is about to start.

"Basketball? Do you really play basketball?" Fleiss' accent was unrecognizable German.

Li Xing said with a smile: "Of course, I played very well. I have the opportunity to invite you to watch the game live."

"I will definitely go to see it." Fries' smile was as sweet as honey, and Li Xing was almost stunned.

Damn off-site incidents, if you don't come out when you should come out, and you can't stop it when you don't come out, what use is it for you?

This is the feeling of being in love, come out quickly, I want to attack her!

Li Xing groaned loudly in his heart.

"You can't trigger the event even if you scream your throat."

"Why?"

"Triggering an event requires a condition, and you currently do not have this condition."

"Damn it, you can trigger events by just walking a few steps on the street, but now it doesn't work. Can you act?"

Probably the system felt that Li Xing's remarks were too vexatious, and he was too lazy to respond, and there was no reply.

If there is no incident, there will be no incident. I believe that with my charisma, I will be able to make Li Xing completely ignorant of how wretched he looks now.

"Andrea, you are so humorous, are all Italians so humorous?"

Bargnani's progress is good, and his bullshit is now in full force.

"Strictly speaking, I'm a different Italian, Italian men who are more manly than me are not smarter than me, Italian men who are smarter than me are not tougher than me, Italian men who are smarter and tougher than me are not handsome than me In short, Angel, the man sitting in front of you is a model Italian man!"

Dylan was stunned, what is this?Tongue twister?

"Oh hehehe, you're so funny." Dylan laughed dryly, and the waiter finally brought the damn French dishes on.

When Bargnani was about to continue bragging to Dylan about his powers, the men at the other table also started talking.

"Ada, you can't believe what I encountered today."

"what?"

Baggnani had just picked up a noodle with a fork, and before he put it in his mouth, he heard the man at that table say: "Damn stinky Italians!"

Bargnani stared at him, unmoved.

"Never mind, Andrea, stupid racists are everywhere," Dylan said softly.

Bargnani smiled and said, "Of course, I don't care."

"That impolite stinky Italian guy doesn't know what quality is. He stood on the road in Kumamon slippers and scolded homeless people. He spit everywhere and peed in the street. I didn't want to provoke him, but that madman actually took the milk in his hand. Splashed on my car!"

"and then?"

"And then? I drove him over and killed him!"

That person's words were like a cup that fell to the ground, shattered into slag, and everyone present looked over.

He said hastily: "Just kidding, I don't want to go to jail for a trashy Italian!"

"Snapped!"

Bargnani was furious, and was about to argue with that person, but Li Xing kept signaling with his eyes: Calm down!People who come here to eat are people with status, so pay attention to the influence!

Bargnani clenched his fists and sat down again.

The waiter came over and asked, "Sir, what do you need?"

"I suddenly feel that this dish is very unpalatable, please replace it with noodles." Bargnani said angrily like a domineering rich man.

"Please change it for me too." Dylan also wanted to eat noodles.

"Smart decision." Bargnani laughs.

The movements at Bargnani's table interrupted Li Xing several times.

He had wanted to tell Frys a joke, but now his interest faded.

"Larch, what's wrong with you?"

"Well, there is an old saying in China, that is to say, if you work hard, you will be exhausted, and then you will be exhausted. Now I have reached the third stage." Li Xing's passion has been completely wiped out.

"What are you talking about? A beautiful day has just begun." Fles poured a glass of wine for Li Xing: "I toast you."

"A good man won't turn down a lady's drink."

Li Xing picked up the wine glass: "May every day in the future be as beautiful as today."

"Thank you."

Li Xing and Bargnani achieved their goal and successfully caught the beautiful lady, but the progress was not smooth.

Because of that unhappy lunch, the two of them had no energy all day.

"Andre, please don't ask me to do this kind of thing again, I feel so tired." Li Xing suddenly had no desires, nothing.

Bargnani felt the same way: "Me too. From today onwards, I will be an ascetic who does not drink, eat meat or have sex. I suddenly feel that abstinence is the truth of life. Desire is inherently evil, just like The poisonous snake that steals the apple, we must control our desires and make ourselves a good person.”

"My Jesus, listen to what these two madmen have said!"

"A narcissistic unlimited spaghetti who sips wine and eats meat all day long and talks about abstinence."

"A playboy who can fight three or four women for three hundred rounds after a match says he's tired."

"Is the world going to end? Otherwise, how could this happen?"

Bargnani doubled his eyes and glanced at Evans with a disdainful attitude: "Reggie, our realm is too high, you won't understand it."

"Yes, I don't understand, I just need to understand one thing." Evans violently pushed Bargnani to the gym: "Today's strength training has begun, young man!"

Bargnani refused strength training on the grounds that he was mentally injured and he was becoming more and more emaciated.

This is a discount for veterans, and Li Xing doesn't have so many benefits.

"Do you want to keep doing this? Do you want to maintain this kind of life without affecting the game? You can find all the answers in the gym, give your all, as long as you persevere, even if you have to do it in one night. A hundred women, I believe it is also possible!"

Hearing what Morton said, Evans burst out laughing: "One hundred a night? Then why play basketball? Go be a duck of the upper class. Boys like Larch must be in high demand, and the money is so much The old ladies who have nowhere to put it must be very fond of it!"

When will this middle-aged wretch who hangs around all day calm down and recover?Even if you get injured, you still run around with the team. Don't know if you need to rest when you are injured?I don't know how to love myself at all.

It's fine if you don't cherish yourself, but bullying newcomers all day long with the help of seniority, what is this?

Simply unbearable!

However, considering the consequences of "unbearable", Li Xing endured the anger for the time being.

After a day of training, Li Xing finally had to take Bargnani's ride home.

"Larch, I think it's time for you to buy a car. I think a lot of [-] and [-] year olds are driving luxury cars. What is your status? It's too ugly to not even have a car!"

On the way, Bargnani talked endlessly, like annoying flies.

Beyond the Lincoln Apartments
Bargnani parked the car, "I won't go in, the wonderful nightlife is just beginning."

"You still have the strength to go to nightlife?"

"Look at this beautiful night, although I am physically and mentally exhausted, how can I live up to it?" Bargnani was about to leave, but saw a child crying while wiping his eyes in the distance.

When he approached, Li Xing and Bargnani recognized him at the same time.

"Harlan?"

"How did you become like this?"

Harlan was beaten into a pig's head, his eyes were black, and his nose was still bleeding: "It's all your fault, it's all fake!"

"You really did that?" Li Xing was worried about Harun's IQ.

"Are all the children nowadays so fierce?" Bargnani did not expect such a bad result.

"Because of you!" Harlan complained angrily, "Now the whole school knows that I'm a softie, and every girl knows that the fat guy has a big and handsome cock, and it's all because of you!"

"Woooooh~~~" Harlan cried and ran into the apartment.

"Good night, Andre."

Li Xing really didn't know what to say this day.

Entering the new year, the Raptors continued to consolidate their rankings.

After double-killing the Lakers, the Raptors' momentum reached its peak, starting a wave of eight consecutive victories, and rushed to the top of the East in one breath.

This is unprecedented in the history of the Raptors. For this reason, many restaurants in Toronto announced that all food and beverages will be free on that day.

The rising tide of the Raptors gradually gained loyalists, and began to build up a foundation, sweeping away years of corruption in one fell swoop.

As for Li Xing, his stats remained at 18 points, 16 rebounds and 7 blocks before the All-Star Game.

Such unparalleled stats are amazing. Many people said that if Li Xing can maintain this stat until the end of the season, he is likely to become another supernova who was selected to the double team in his rookie year after Tim Duncan.

(End of this chapter)