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165 - I'm not from Earth
"Then you have prepared those dunk moves, can you tell us first."

Big Cheeks asked Totoro curiously, and the gorilla and Peter Pan put their ears together at the same time, wanting to see what kind of dunk move this Chinese kid has prepared so that he can be so sure of winning.

"Hehe, I prepared a jumping and dunking action from outside the three-point line, how about it, is it awesome?"

My Neighbor Totoro picked up a shrimp with a fork and started talking blindly.

"You liar, how can someone dunk from beyond the three-point line now? Pigs will believe your nonsense, unless you have some kind of propulsion device behind you."

Of course, Wade and the others wouldn't believe it. Totoro's words are too ridiculous. Do you think it's a mid-air slam dunk?Then why don't you take off from the midfield line like in the movie.

"Pigs will tell others about their decisive battle before the game."

Totoro pursed his lips and said, Wade and the others were speechless.

That’s the reason. Apart from playing basketball, Totoro usually likes to stay at home and watch anime and play video games. He has always felt that those characters in the fictional world who like to say the name of the move before playing it are stupid. What good is it to tell someone's name before making a move?Except for coercion.
My Neighbor Totoro said in his heart that he would not act recklessly when he shouldn't be pretending. Even if he thought he had already won the game, he didn't intend to spoil the moves to the Big Cheeks in advance, and let them use their imaginations. Take a guess!
After the All-Star Dinner, there was a round table meeting in the small rooms of the East and West. My Neighbor Totoro and Dayao sat on the other side of the table without saying a word. They didn't have any interest in the honor of the All-Star Game.

To be precise, Yao Ming is not interested. Anyway, the little giant has bluntly said how many times he hates this kind of grandstanding game. Others rush forward and want to show up for a while, but Yao Ming just wants more time to rest and take care of himself. Overwhelmed knees too.

Of course Totoro wants to fight for the mvp of the All-Star Game, but he is not overwhelmed by Li Yu. All the players who can play in the All-Star Game are superstars. Why would they give up the opportunity to just now? Is the alliance still a yellow-skinned self?
He has the opportunity to win the MVP of the All-Star Game, but it is definitely not the All-Star Weekend.

"I want the mvp of this game!"

As soon as the meeting started, Kobe slapped the table and said.

In fact, Peter Pan already has two All-Star MVP trophies on his body. According to the usual practice, this not very valuable honor should be given to other players in the West, but the volute they encountered is a typical one. Paranoid, Totoro thinks that Peter Pan is more obsessed with basketball honor than anyone else on earth, no matter how old he is, as long as he is still on the court for a day, he will not let anyone win easily.

"I'm sorry, I'm going to get the mvp too today, so you should stand aside."

After Kobe made his declaration of victory, the other players basically dared not speak out. Volute, who has been in the league since 97, has higher qualifications than most of the players present, and the one who can rank with Peter Pan They are also veteran players like Duncan, Yao Ming, Stoudemire, Gasol, and Nowitzki. Stone Buddha, German Chariot and Little Giant are players who are bearish on fame and fortune. They disdain to compete with Kobe. Going to fight, Stoudemire has this idea, but Xiaobawang knows that it is difficult to beat Kobe by himself without the help of others. How can a power forward get the ball from a shooting guard?Being witty, he didn't say a word. The last sister-in-law was the brush that Kobe brought over, so of course he wouldn't stand up to object.

But at this time, a fat man over 300 pounds was not happy. It was none other than Shaquille O'Neal, who traveled from the east to the west again and joined the Phoenix Suns.

The grievances between O'Neal and Kobe are probably known to anyone who pays a little attention to basketball. Volute turned against the Sharks because of the Eagle County incident. In the end, when O'Neal was forced to leave the Lakers, O'Neal even revealed that he wanted to kill Kobe at that time.

But with the passage of time, the conflict between Shark and Peter Pan has become much better. At least these multi-millionaires will not hurt each other at every turn, and at most they will fight occasionally.

"What are you talking about, you fat man, look at the fat on your body, I really wonder if you can still run like this."

Kobe's veins bulged, and he couldn't stand other people disobeying him like this, let alone his own enemy?

"I already have four championship rings, and you only have three, you little bastard. Sure enough, you got three championship rings by licking your uncle Shaq's ass!"

Shaquille O'Neal doesn't give up too much. Fatty actually doesn't have much pursuit now. Playing basketball means paddling casually to get by. Unlike Kobe who is always full of fighting spirit, Shaq O'Neal has been living a mediocre life after winning the championship. Don't hold back in front of him, Uncle Shaq, and as long as Kobe doesn't take something from him, everything else is negotiable.

My Neighbor Totoro was a little speechless looking at the two idiots who were arguing and about to make a big move, I don't know how powerless they are, these two people are going to fight before the game starts, and they are still fighting?And I heard that the league has recently reformed the Rookie Challenge. This year, the head coaches of the first and second grades in the Rookie Challenge are no longer the assistant coaches of the original team, but become the superstars of the league. Fei Xia and Shark are two bastards, who knows if they will fight at that time?

After finishing the round table meeting, Totoro went back to his room and went to sleep early. Tomorrow, according to the schedule, they still need to do volunteer work for the refugees in New Orleans. It is very possible to work like a migrant worker, but it is not an easy task to get up early in the morning and go to the construction site to deal with those difficult media.

The reason why other stars Shen Yun is lazy, like Kobe on the left, he is just holding a shovel and digging in place, stretching twice with the shovel, drinking saliva, and then taking a photo with the fans, chatting a few words, and then Two more shovels, the time of the day is not too early, and the time is too fast.

On the right, Duncan, Parker, and James hurriedly walked behind the wall with a gutter cover in their arms. Totoro was very puzzled, why were these three old men dragging that thing together?Could it be that seeing them sneaking around is stealing the gutter cover?

Also, this year Manu Ginobili was not selected for the All-Star lineup and missed participating in this charity event. What is going on with adding James to your dp combination?Could it be that the three of you are also ready to join hands?
"My Neighbor Totoro, let's do this, hey, the people here are really miserable, let's try to help them!"

In the middle, Yao Ming ran into a room, changed into working clothes, and came out, and then he was obliged to join the vast river of the People's Ocean. First, he and a group of elementary school students ran around the school playground with wood for a dozen laps, and then He was painting and planting trees, and during the rest time, he just drank boiled water. His serious and hard work made all the old nba players who were paddling around blush, and lamented that the little giant deserved to grow up in a red communist society. Children, this job is better than capitalist scum.

It’s just a pain for Totoro, today he actually wanted to find a place to roam alone, but after being caught by Dayao, he could only follow Yao Ming to do whatever he wanted. The witty Iguodala followed Eagle before he came here. Wang Qiao Johnson and the others ran away, and Totoro said in his heart that he was really stupid.

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After a tiring day, Totoro went back to the hotel to take a shower and go to bed early. Those big-name players were not like him. After finishing volunteering today, there was still a game tomorrow, and those rookie game players were not eligible to participate in yesterday's All-Star event.

This year's second-year lineup is not to be underestimated. They have shooting guard Ronnie Brewer, point guard Jordan Farmar, small forward Rudy Gay, point guard Daniel Gibson, power forward Paul Millsap, organization Guard Rajon Rondo, Point Guard Aron Brooks, Power Forward Aldridge, Power Forward Yi Jianlian, Point Guard Mike Conley, Small Forward Kevin Durant, Shooting Guard Jeff Green, Center Al Horford , center Al Judean, power forward Luis Clara and other 15 second-year students. These second-year seniors have been well-educated by Roy and his second-year students last year. They are very unconvinced. Now of course they want to Take all this grievance out on this year's first-year students.

However, this year's freshmen are not easy to deal with. Center Greg Oden, power forward Kevin Love, small forward Totoro, shooting guard OJ Mayo, point guard Derrick Rose, this starting lineup alone is enough Knock down nearly 2/3 of the teams in the league.

In addition, the auxiliary substitutes include demon star Michael Beasley, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Westbrook, shooting guard Eric Gordon, violent small forward Daroni Garinelli, Bobcats new captain DJ. Augustin, and the Nets guardian Brook Lopez, Pacers new god Ta Hibbert, Spurs guard George Hill, singles king Courtney Lee, Blazers striker Bartom, how do outsiders look at this rookie class? The lineup that students can make up.

"Today, we hand over all the ball rights to Totoro and let him deploy it. We must defeat the sophomores led by the fat guy on the opposite side, and defeat those softies!"

"Defeat the first grade led by that rapist. You are my friends with Shaq. If I have a chance, I will take you to the best nightclub in Los Angeles to watch a striptease and kill them!"

The head coaches of the two teams did not expect that Kobe and O'Neal were big enemies. Before the game started, they brainwashed their respective players. If possible, the two big guys wanted to go to the field in person. Contest.

There was nothing wrong with the second grade, but Derrick Rose, the first grader, felt a little upset. He was the number one pick this year!The Rookie Challenge isn't a game that should be themed around him, but what the heck is he handing the ball to Totoro?

As soon as the whistle blew, it was supposed to be Oden, who was in the second grade opposite but "repeated" due to some special reasons. He took the lead to win the ball for the first-year team. After Fengcheng Rose dribbled the ball to the frontcourt, she struggled for a long time and still obediently Handed the ball to Totoro's hand.

There is no way, Ross dare not disobey the order of the volute, if he blindly plays with his head covered, then Kobe will definitely have the courage to put him on the bench for a game and not let him play, so the loss outweighs the gain .

Totoro and Volute showed a smile at the same time. Totoro was proud because his status had surpassed Ross, while Kobe was proud because he knew that today's game was stable.

The Lakers and the Rockets have already fought three games. No one knows Totoro’s growth in these three games better than Peter Pan. Although Kobe is arrogant, this kind of depression is not arrogant. Totoro will definitely become a hero in the future. For a super giant of his level, even though his relationship with Totoro is not good on the surface, the boss has already recognized this in his heart.

Totoro held the ball, and Kevin Durant, who was facing him, immediately raised 1 thoughts to defend. Peter Pan over there fought three games with Totoro, and the Thunder also fought three games with the Rockets. Not to mention the disastrous defeats of his own team, he also lost two games to Totoro in terms of statistics. Totoro also won the player of the week before him, and this year he entered the All-Star Game and started the game. All kinds of blows are unbearable for Durant, the proud son of heaven. There are not many ways for him to prove himself again, but now is definitely a good opportunity. As long as he can directly defeat Totoro in this head-to-head confrontation, he They will be able to use their actions to tell the world that their previous judgments were wrong.

The most important thing is that, not long ago, Beasley could abuse him. Du Shubao has no reason to think that he can't do it.

"It looks like you really want to beat me?"

Totoro smiled and looked at Du Shubao with a serious expression on his face, please, this is the All-Star Weekend, what do these bastards want to do?
"You don't want to get a double-digit score from me today. I said this sentence, and I will keep an eye on you!"

The way Durant gritted his teeth made Totoro feel ashamed for a while, but he seemed to be serious, which is very interesting.

"It is impossible for you to defeat me, even if you will become a superstar in the league in the future, even if you can defeat any earthlings in the future, but you will not be able to defeat me, because I am not from this earth at all."

My Neighbor Totoro said seriously to Du Shubao that he really didn't lie. From a strict analysis, he really wasn't from this earth, but this sentence was a bit mocking in Durant's ears.

"Arrogance, you wait, one day I will trample you under my feet!"

(End of this chapter)