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Chapter 173 The Race Begins

My Neighbor Totoro said that he was very depressed, why did he get married again? It seems that they said the same thing when they were sleeping with the blonde sister and the black-haired sister, and Totoro expressed embarrassment.

He likes all these girls, but he dare not marry all of them. Bigamy is illegal no matter in the United States or China. He doesn't want to spend the rest of his life behind bars for the sake of a momentary beauty. spend.

But for this point, he didn't really pay attention at all. Although the United States does not allow polygamy, it is a country that allows dual citizenship, and those small places such as Uruguay and Iceland that also allow dual citizenship, their laws can Polygamy.

After Totoro retires in the future, he can join his harem as an Icelandic citizen, and then become a legal couple there. After having a child, he will be sent to the United States to be an honest American citizen. When they are 18 years old, they can choose whether to restore their Chinese nationality. Doesn't this mean that everyone is happy and the work is done?
Of course, this is something only rich people can do. Poor dicks just want to get a wife in peace. Besides, it is at least something he only considers after he is 35 years old. Now he is still honestly maintaining his few harem The underground love relationship is just fine.

After spending a wonderful night with Taylor Swift, Chinchilla woke up the next day and took a shower, feeling happy physically and mentally, and relaxed. The ancients often say that proper sex is good for relieving physical fatigue, which is really ancient Sincerely do not deceive me.

Returning to the New Orleans Arena, there has been a 180-degree change.

The arena is surrounded by pendants with colorful small light bulbs. Against the background of the night, it looks like it is wearing a colorful robe from a distance, which makes people fascinated. The fans waiting to enter the stadium were all wearing jerseys of their favorite stars. Some even painted themselves into the team's colors or dressed up as their star nicknames. The picture looked like a Halloween party.

My Neighbor Totoro has seen many people who put two decorative wings on their backs and dress themselves up as flying dragons. Most of these people are red dragons, and there are many chameleon descendants like blue dragons, black dragons, yellow dragons and white dragons. Some people dress themselves up like flying dragons. In the appearance of Superman, some people turned themselves into "Peter Pan". Among these people, Totoro also saw a group of fans wearing orangutan jackets. This didn't make him laugh badly. They definitely didn't come to Heller Brown James's?
Totoro walked into the arena from the player tunnel guarded by five layers of security guards. There were many reporters standing there along the way. Some stars who came earlier than him were interviewed by reporters. The reporters immediately surrounded him with a "boom" like a tide.

No way, Totoro is the mvp of the new rookie game, the three-point champion and the dunk king of the new team, but the personal honors that can be won in the first two days of the All-Star game are all in the pocket of Totoro. For reporters, at least this time In the All-Star Game, his first-year rookie is a bigger name than LeBron and Kobe Bryant.

"Mr. Totoro, it is said that you didn't go back to the hotel arranged by the alliance for you yesterday, but went to a small hotel. Is there anything there that attracts you?"

The shameless question asked by the first reporter made Totoro's face turn green. Whether it's a reporter or a paparazzi, those guys' noses are really sharper than dogs. In the future, I will make my anti-detection ability into a detective-level talent. Dare to go out and fool around, otherwise he would have no private life at all?
And although Totoro thinks that Ivy and Lufa know that something indescribable will happen to him after Taylor Swift runs to Louisiana, but after seeing this news message, the two little bitches will smash it again The things in the house are gone, and he has to pay for a lot of furniture bills again.

"I won't answer your question. You are a sports reporter, not an entertainment paparazzi. Please don't let me remind you of your professional identities over and over again, okay?"

Totoro's good mood in the morning was wiped out by this reporter. He originally wanted to answer a few reporters' questions about basketball. After all, they have been waiting here for a long time, but let them go to hell now!
"Mr. Totoro! Mr. Totoro! Please wait a moment!"

Some reporters were unwilling to give up, but Totoro waved his hand, and the American bomb-proof police and professional security guards who were waiting in full force rushed forward. How could those talented writers be the opponents of this group of veterans?One by one they were pushed back.

"I'm telling you, I'll repeat it again, the mvp of today's All-Star game is mine, I will control the ball, you just need to assist me!"

In the locker room before the game, Kobe, who won a guaranteed 30 yuan yesterday, smugly uttered a sentence that was even more annoying than the paparazzi just now.

What is the mvp of the All-Star Game is yours?Aren't we all All-Stars here?Why did you make a default decision?Aren't we human?

But these words are what Western stars think about in their hearts. After 97 and before 03, super giants rarely appeared during this time period, but there were many parallel import champions like Kwame Brown, which also led to the prestige of the superstars of the 97 generation , the superstars after 03 are still inexperienced. The oldest of these superstars is Wade who won a championship, James led his team to the finals, and others have also touched the floor of the Western Conference finals. How could it be possible to challenge Kobe who has three rings in his hand?
Yao Ming, Stoudemire, Nowitzki, Duncan, and Nash have the qualifications to compete with Kobe for honors, but four of them are people who don't care about honors. Even if you want to kill a thief, you won't be able to recover.

And this time the coach of the western team is Zen master May Jackson, and the others have no idea. Even if there are rumors outside that Zen master and Peter Pan are not getting along, grandpa KFC will not help Kobe to help them at this time. This doesn't exist at all, the harmony of the team must be maintained at least outside.

The Eastern Conference All-Star starters are center Howard from the Orlando Magic, power forward Garnett from the Boston Celtics, small forward James from the Cleveland Cavaliers, shooting guard Wade from the Miami Heat, and the Nets. Point guard Kidd.

Subs: G Ray Allen Boston Celtics, G Chauncey Billups Detroit Pistons, F Caron Butler Washington Wizards, F Chris Bosh Toronto Raptors, G Ricky Billups Chad Hamilton Detroit Pistons, forward Antawn Jamison Washington Wizards, guard Joe Johnson Atlanta Hawks, forward Paul Pierce Boston Celtics, forward Rasheed -Wallace Detroit Pistons, head coach is from Celtics coach Doug Reeves.

On the western side, the starting center is Yao Ming from the Houston Rockets, the power forward is Duncan from the San Antonio Spurs, the small forward is the Totoro from the Houston Rockets, the shooting guard is Kobe Bryant from the Los Angeles Lakers, and the point guard is Aaron McGregor from the Denver Nuggets. Ferson.

The bench lineup is, forward Carlos Boozer Utah Jazz, guard Steve Nash Phoenix Suns, forward Dirk Nowitzki Dallas Mavericks, guard Chris Paul New Orleans Hornets, guard Brandon - Roy Portland Trail Blazers, center Amare Stoudemire Phoenix Suns forward Carmelo Anthony Denver Nuggets.

The head coach is no longer the Hornets coach Scott as usual. Phil Jackson has regained the coaching seal. The poor Hornets coach can only be a spectator in the audience.

Before the game, each team will have its own appearance ceremony.

They were clearly prepared in the East. Under the leadership of James, Howard and Wade began to dance awkwardly when they disagreed. Garnett and Kidd, two old men, suddenly stared blankly. However, they still twisted their bodies twice with the flow.

The consciousness of playing in the West was very dull. Yao Ming stood in the center of the field and posed as a "shy" boss poss. Totoro, Duncan Kobe and Iverson each posed a pose around Yao Ming. Compared with hip-hop movements, the grade suddenly went down.

It’s not that the Western side has never thought of dancing. Peter Pan once said that he would also follow James and lead others to a passionate dance, but this proposal was unanimously rejected by the other three people except Iverson.

Just kidding, you volute still dance?Won't you take us to aunt's square dance?Young master, my handsome and cold image has finally been established. If you mess with me like this, won't it all collapse?
Then there is the singing session of the little singer Taylor Swift, who was invited by the NBA to perform in the All-Star Game. Knowing that the league also arranged for Rihanna to sing during the nba halftime, Taylor Swift had the urge to go back to her hometown every minute.

Fortunately, Totoro still persuaded her, being able to perform on stage is better than getting nothing, and Taylor has only debuted for a year and a half now, how many years has Rihanna debuted?People can't keep thinking about eating a big fat man, can they?

After all these messy boos are done, the All-Star Game really started. Howard won the ball for the Eastern Conference. The little giant didn't even jump at all, because he knew that even if he grew 10cm taller, he might not be able to compete for the ball. A monster with a jumping ability bug.

"Who said that the jump ball must be a center? I think Totoro, who won the slam dunk contest yesterday, can do it too. It's a joke to let Yao Ming jump. I think he can't even jump over the brick I moved the day before yesterday. "

Barkley taunted very shamelessly that the little giant's jumping ability has always been a flaw. It is said that his young peak period did not exceed 50 centimeters, but now he is old and probably only about 10 centimeters.

Smith laughed beside him, "This is an All-Star game, and the little giant's bounce is also a funny point."

Kidd dribbled the ball to the frontcourt, he watched all directions, and then quickly put the ball straight into Wade's hands. The western players had expected Kidd to do this because he had a nickname It's called Jibugong.

How can Wade be polite when he gets the ball?Dribbling the ball, he passed Kobe with the fastest first step in his current league, two steps to the penalty area, and then scored a goal over the head of Totoro with his iconic dribbling layup.

Totoro expressed his dissatisfaction. He wanted to block the shot. He didn't care if it was an All-Star or an entertainment stage. Anyway, he didn't plan to win the mvp in this game, so it's okay to offend people.

But super giant is super giant, Flash is too fast, that's all, Totoro has dealt with Ross who is faster than Flash before, but Wade's experience and the timing of choosing a breakthrough are really good.

Chinchilla's footing is not stable, Wade is hiding the ball and staying in the air again, Chinchilla's pressing on the block in front of his body rashly is a foul in all likelihood, and it may not be able to block it, and the vertical take-off can only watch the opponent Get the ball into the hoop.

The record of the Heat this year is extremely poor. The No. [-] pick Beasley is not the team's hope of rebuilding. He is not even qualified to be a helper beside Wade. Wade himself is also unlucky. Sickness, he just came back not long before the All-Star Game, but judging from this extraordinary layup, he is still the all-powerful Flash.

"Hey kid, don't take it so seriously, it's just the All-Star game, just come and relax and enjoy."

After scoring the goal, Wade said to Totoro, he was startled by the sudden attack of Totoro just now. Wade's layup was wonderful, but those wonderful goals were all forced out. Originally, he could use Score two points in an easier way, but now it takes a lot of energy to play tricks. Wade said that his old knee can't bear it.

Kobe didn't buy Wade's account, he walked over from the side and patted Totoro on the shoulder, "Good job, try to cover him next time!"

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At this time, Iverson had already received Yao Ming's serve and rushed towards the frontcourt. Kobe quickly settled next to the three-point line, but the answer followed Wade's example, passing the old arm with a cross-step dribble. Kidd, with old legs, went inside to face Garnett's defense and scored the ball with a big pull rod.

Kobe was a little depressed, but Totoro seemed to be suddenly enlightened. Everyone was vying for the ball to score in the rookie game. This phenomenon will only get worse in the All-Star Game, so Totoro doesn’t expect to make any achievements in scoring. , this time he plans to imitate himself in the rookie game, save the country with curves, and increase statistics in rebounds and assists, which are not usually paid attention to by people.

Those solitary guys can just play if they want to play, and I will earn a triple-double wholeheartedly. If he gets a 10+20+20 again, wouldn't I be able to become the mvp of the All-Star Game again?
(End of this chapter)