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Chapter 238 When Houston Basketball Hooligans Meet Los Angeles Basketball Hooligans

Totoro led the Rockets to win the game, but Totoro became the public enemy of the entire Los Angeles. At the press conference after the game, Kobe bluntly said that Totoro played dirty. The foul that maliciously charged himself in the first quarter affected his next The state of the game, and the Zen master Mayfair Jackson even said that Totoro is playing tricks, deliberately saying some irresponsible words on the court to irritate the mentality of the Lakers players on the court, which is purely invincible.

And some fans of the Lakers even gathered outside the arena to demonstrate after the game. They had to wait for the Rockets bus to come out of the arena before showing Chinchilla a good look. Naturally, these radical Lakers fans also said to Chinchilla [what? Let’s conquer the city of Los Angeles] These words are still in my heart. I am in charge of all kinds of arrogant players in NBA history, and none of them will be so arrogant on the road. My Neighbor Totoro is not the basketball god who ruled an era. What does this have to do with hunting the difference?
It's a pity that they can still wait for Totoro, and they are full of satisfied Rockets fans who are full of happiness. They fly thousands of miles from Houston to Los Angeles to watch the game. Some yellow-skinned fans even cross the entire country from China. Flying over from the Pacific Ocean, of course there are some other East Asians in there. After all, East Asia has the world’s number one Korean stick country. Confucius is their people, and Hanzi is their culture. Even the Chinese have used chopsticks for thousands of years. It was all invented by them. How can the chinchillas escape their clutches? Some experts in the Bangzi country have long believed that the biological parents of the chinchillas are from the Northeast, and Changbai Mountain has always been regarded as their holy mountain by Korean Bangzi. , Totoro is naturally considered Korean by them.

What is also interesting is that some scholars in the island country also said that in fact, Totoro has part of Japanese blood. Why?Because during the Japanese war of aggression against China, the three northeastern provinces were the first places occupied by Japan. In order to adapt to the land planning, the island country sent countless ordinary people to the three northeastern provinces to take root. Among them were many Japanese women and many Japanese. The matter of women marrying Chinese people, however, after the end of the eight-year war of resistance, many Japanese women who became wives were unwilling to return to their home countries, which led to them staying in China forever, so the children they gave birth to did not have 1 Is /2 of Japanese descent?This is their basis.

Finally, what is even more interesting is that recently even the North Koreans who have always closed their doors and worked on nuclear bombs say that Totoro is actually theirs, because if we follow the logic of the islanders, there are many Japanese women left after the war in the three northeastern provinces. Isn’t there more? How many native Koreans?If we look at the odds, isn't Totoro more likely to be theirs?

Afterwards, experts from countries such as the Philippines, Malaysia, and Indonesia also spoke one after another. Totoro also listened with a black question mark on his face. The previous self was not from the north, so they can investigate him and make a conclusion?
These are all the fun things from the past, not to mention, the Lakers fans were going to block Chinchilla to trouble him, and just happened to meet a group of Rockets fans who came out, so how good will the end be?
"Hey, look at their embarrassing appearance. A team with no foundation, won a game by means of not getting on the stage."

An unhappy Lakers fan whispered bitterly.

"Hehe, who am I supposed to be? It turns out that it's a group of losers complaining over there."

The Rockets fans responded immediately, and another fan who looked like a pure Chinese man said in English, "You guys who can't afford to lose can't poop, it's because the toilet has no suction", laughing and spraying all colleagues Chinese.

This Chinese is also a straightforward boy. In fact, in American slang, there is "You can't blame obama for your incompetence, bro?" I don't know if this man knows this slang term, or if he knows it to deliberately fool those Yankees, he actually used vernacular to speak words one by one to the group of foreigners, and the Americans were instantly dumbfounded.

"Can't pull out the shit, you won't blame the toilet for no attraction!"

If you can’t poop, don’t blame the toilet for its lack of gravity. Yankees’ thinking is different from that of Chinese people. They will find it strange when they hear this sentence, because they will really seriously consider the difference between not being able to poop and What does it matter that the toilet has no gravity?Why should I blame the toilet if I can't poop myself?Isn't it because he is sick and has to go to the hospital to see a doctor?Or is it that sitting on the toilet for a long time will cause a problem of not being able to poop?
"Bitch, don't be complacent. The one who wins the final series will definitely be our Purple and Gold Army. Now it's just a game for you."

Sometimes, there is not much difference between foreign fans and domestic fans in essence. If you win, you should be humble. If you lose, it’s called being humble. Anyway, it’s not the same thing for other teams to win or lose. They can always find a reason Totoro has always felt that the major NBA teams should hire these fans as public relations, and the effect of Ye Luzi is definitely much stronger than those who have received professional training.

"Haha, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year. Since you Lakers are so generous, why don't you let us have three games? Our Rockets have mud legs, and Totoro is a mud doll. I haven't seen what the finals look like." , why don't you guys already have three championship rings to show your humility?"

How can Yankee's lip service be an opponent of the Chinese?Don't think that scolding with others is a job without culture, connotation and technical content. It's the same as trash talking on the court. So what if you beat him?I still feel uneasy in my heart.

The real swearing has advanced knowledge in it, first of all you have to find an argument that is beneficial to yourself, otherwise you are just making trouble for no reason, right?Secondly, you need to have a certain amount of eloquence. When you make your own arguments well-founded, you also need to learn how to sing, sing, and make jokes. Try to grasp the opponent's weakness and ridicule attacks to make others lose their minds. You can use facial expressions and other assistance. In the end, you have to be thick-skinned, and be calm in the face of other people's attacks. Looking at it this way, isn't it the same as talking trash to your opponent on the basketball court?

The Chinese are a civilization with a history of 5000 years. In terms of language art, they are really the ancestors of the Yankees. After a few words, the Lakers fans on the opposite side blushed and rolled up their sleeves to use their fists to speak instead of language.

"My Chinese friends, please stand back and watch now, you have already beaten them at home, leave the rest to us, after all fighting is what we are best at, and you are from foreign countries Passenger, if something happens, it’s an international dispute, we don’t care, most states have different laws, but we are also legal citizens of the United States, and the police will not make things difficult for us.”

Seeing that the other party was not friendly, a group of American friends from Houston consciously stood in front of the Chinese.

"Okay, I'll leave it to you guys. If we can't beat you, although we don't take the initiative to cause trouble, we are not masters who are afraid of trouble."

The Chinese are still very righteous, but at this time the Korean Bangzi and the Japanese shorty were scared. Seeing that something might happen, these people immediately took many steps back to draw a line with them.

The Houstonian snorted coldly. At the beginning, they could only distinguish these three types of people by their face shape and height. Now, they have another way to distinguish them.

"Don't worry, I don't know if you have heard the story of Russian football hooligans fighting with British football hooligans. The people in our industrialized blue-collar cities are Russian brawny, and the people in their economical aristocratic cities are those Brits. We need to show them Find out how men fight!"

The Americans in Houston said confidently, and then took the lead in yelling and rushed over, fighting with the Lakers fans.

During the chaotic battle, some used beer bottles, and some used wooden sticks picked up from the ground. Fortunately, these fans were not gangsters and did not carry guns with them, otherwise this would be another Hollywood-style shootout blockbuster!

In the end, when the U.S. explosion-proof police rushed over to inquire, I also found it incredible that 25 Houstonians beat 105 Los Angeles people and killed all the Los Angeles people. Among them, only a dozen or so Houstonians were injured. The ratio of battle damage made the police unable to figure it out. Looking at the Chinese sitting next to them eating sunflower seeds, the American imperial police seriously doubted whether this group of Chinese people taught those Houston guys some Chinese kung fu face-to-face, or how could they The fighting power is so strong all of a sudden?
Then on the second day, all the news in the United States reported this news. The fan brawl after the first game of the Western Conference Finals was still very important. Coupled with such a strange situation, the United States praised Houston for a while. And bad-mouthing about Los Angeles.

It is said that Barack Hussein Obama, the No.08 fourth-term Democratic party newly elected in December 12 in the United States and the first African-American black president in history, was also very interested after seeing this news. He immediately Order the U.S. military to recruit troops from Texas on a large scale, especially the city of Houston, where the fighting clans are too powerful.

After seeing the reports of Chinese martial arts suspected to appear in the news, Obama pondered again, and finally decided to add a memorandum to the plan of visiting China in 09, looking for Chinese martial arts talents, and striving to make these Chinese martial arts Bring it back to the U.S. Army and carry it forward.

Chinchilla didn’t know all of this. In fact, after the game, after participating in the press conference, Chinchilla didn’t leave with the team’s bus at all. Even without this little episode, the group of Lakers fans were destined not to be blocked My Neighbor Totoro, this kid took a shower early and put on a new set of ways to help him pick out the Versace men's high-necked leather jacket for a long time, and went out from another small gate not far from the Staples Center. I went to see my mother-in-law at a French restaurant.

"Why is he so slow?"

Lufa's mother is a very successful lawyer in the political and legal circles. She usually looks serious and cold, and this kind of people has a bad habit of being very time-conscious. They treat their time like gold. If someone dares to let go They dove, they will definitely want you to look good.

"Mom, doesn't he still have to attend the press conference? That's his obligation as a core player. He told me on the phone earlier that he would be there soon."

Lufa yelled in a tired voice, and as soon as she finished speaking, a tall and handsome Asian guy appeared at the door of the restaurant.

"Hey, cat! Here here!"

Totoro's figure is so iconic. Even if he is an American with a forest of people, Totoro's height of 2 meters stands out from the crowd. Coupled with his strong body and complexion, he is easily recognized. people recognize.

"This is my mother, Ms. Orlist Akali, you can call her Aunt Akali or Ms. Akali."

Lu Fa bouncingly led the nervous-looking Totoro over to introduce him.

"He is my boyfriend Totoro, the main player of the Houston Rockets, mom, you can call him cat."

"Hi Aunt Akali, I'm Totoro."

Totoro immediately stretched out his hand, and Ms. Akali also stood up from her seat, and shook hands politely.

"Sit down, I don't like looking up and talking to others."

Totoro immediately sat upright, regardless of his identity, this barrister's aura is also quite scary.

"By the way, how did you and my daughter meet?"

Ms. Akali took a sip of the red wine in the glass in front of her and asked.

Sure enough!

Chinchilla was startled, but he was already prepared for this question.

Since Lufa had an unusual experience, if he were a parent, he would not be at ease with his daughter who ran away from home and brought back a boyfriend who did not know the details, so he had already prepared countermeasures to this problem.

"Lufa and I met in a coffee shop in Houston."

My Neighbor Totoro said a word "Ka" silently, and a look of memory appeared on his face, and the faint smile on the corner of his mouth was just right.

"At that time, I was a poor kid who had just joined the Rockets. On a certain day, maybe it was a fateful encounter. I, who never liked drinking coffee, walked into a coffee shop by accident."

"At that time, Nicole was working as a waiter in that coffee shop because of her livelihood. When I was ordering, I noticed that she was being harassed by a villain. Nicole has always been beautiful, so she was alone. You will always be bullied outside.”

"At that time, I suddenly had an impulse in my chest, as if I was deeply fascinated by Nicole at the first sight. Later, we became lovers from acquaintance to companionship."

Totoro was talking nonsense seriously, and at the same time complained violently in his heart.

tm's really deserves to be a novelist, and this girl can pull it out. This is going to be placed in China, and the parents of the other party will believe it.

(End of this chapter)