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Chapter 33 [Blind date?I’m here to sabotage]
Chapter 33 [Blind date?I’m here to sabotage]
Have you ever seen the blind date of three people?
In an exquisite restaurant, there were three people sitting on the window seats, Lu Deng and Gu Qingcheng were sitting on this side, and a man about 30 years old was sitting on the opposite side.
His surname is Han, and he introduced himself as an assistant to the president of a Korean-funded company, with the "wretchedness" of a pseudo-successful person flowing between the lines.
Yes, that is the word "obscene".Originally, the expression on his face was not "obscene", but "arrogant", if not "arrogant", at least it was "proud".
However, the moment he saw Gu Qingcheng, his inferiority complex invaded his facial muscles, and his arrogant and complacent expression suddenly changed, revealing his wretched true colors, and he even stammered a bit when he spoke.
Confucius said: "In front of the goddess, everyone is equal, and everyone is wretched", which has been true since ancient times.
Fifteen or six good dishes were already served on the table, and they were not ordered by Gu Qingcheng, she didn't even move her chopsticks.Assistant Han didn't order it either. Assistant Han only ordered four dishes. Meals are always just a formality for a blind date, so there's no need to order more.
So many dishes were ordered by Lu Deng.With rice and vegetables, Lu Deng ordered three catties, and today he ordered five catties.
Firstly, he was hungry; secondly, he wanted to "take revenge" on this wretched Assistant Han who let him go on a blind date with the goddess.Lu Deng's latest code of ethics is: "Any man who has a blind date with a goddess is an enemy."
The most important thing is the third one. As soon as this guy met, he wanted to drive Lu Deng away and said, "Brother, I'll give you 100 yuan. You can go to a movie."
Go to your uncle, you came to meet my goddess, and you still want to send me away, let alone only 100 yuan, to send a beggar?
I won't leave, she is mine, I want to get rid of the goddess, my identity today, on the surface, is the younger brother of the goddess, but in fact it is a destroyer.With your unruly appearance, if you can succeed, God will not allow it.
It was easy to be cold on a blind date, and Lu Deng sat next to him, so there was no way not to be cold.
Gu Qingcheng didn't like Assistant Han at all, so he wanted to put it aside, and said directly: "I'm sorry, we don't look the same, goodbye." Then he left.
But it didn't work today, and when she was going out, Sister Ma specially called her to warn her: "No matter what, have a good chat with someone, if you don't chat for half an hour, even if you don't have a blind date, I will call your mother later."
Therefore, "half an hour" has become a rigid target.
Like sitting on pins and needles.
It's embarrassing.
But it was exactly what Lu Deng wanted.
Lu Deng let go, stuffing the roast duck roll into his mouth, and said: "Sister, Assistant Han, don't talk to me, you talk about yours, I eat mine, I wish you all success. Waiter, give me a vinegar dish."
Furious Assistant Han, who has ever seen such a blind date?
After brewing for a long time, Assistant Han asked Gu Qingcheng: "Oh... well, what's your first impression of me?"
Before Gu Qingcheng could speak, Lu Deng chewed something and said, "I didn't say anything, my sister likes you the most, whether you are fat or not, whether you are thin or not, whether you are tall or short, you have a good personality, She brought me here, and you are not angry. Especially generous, who spent so much money to order so many dishes. My sister likes generous people... By the way, waiter, do you have Moutai? Flying ones!... Dafang, man , Generosity comes first, right?"
Assistant Han's flesh hurts, and a bottle of Moutai costs more than 1000 yuan.But there is no way, the goddess's first criterion for choosing a mate is "generosity", can it be said that Moutai?Otherwise how generous?
After another long silence, Assistant Han tried to break the silence again: "Oh...Miss Gu, Sister Ma has told me about your situation and praised you like a flower. After seeing you, I am indeed very satisfied. It’s even more beautiful in the photo…”
"Hmm." Gu Qingcheng muttered indifferently, lowering his head and playing with his phone.
It was still a cold scene, only the sound of Lu Deng chomping.I don't know if this voice will help break the embarrassment, or add bricks and tiles to the embarrassment.
"Oh...can I ask? How many people are in your family? What do they do? Sister Ma didn't explain too clearly. She said that your parents are in business, right?"
Lu Deng took over the conversation and said nonsense: "That's right, my parents are in the steel business in the United States. It is a small company with not much assets, only more than 600 billion yuan. Do you know Assistant Han? My sister has no plans to find a partner in China , It was Sister Ma who said, you are a nice person, and my sister came only if she had to come to see her.
"Oh my God, I just did a calculation. If my parents die in the future and divide the property into two and give it to me and my sister, if you two get married, it will be equivalent to 1/4 of the property." Family property, you made money, why do I feel like I lost money?
"Sister, if you don't want to eat something, why don't you put it on? I know, you can't eat a small appetite, picky eaters, if you don't fry a catty of Cordyceps sinensis, you won't be able to eat... Waiter, do you have Cordyceps sinensis in your store? Come on."
"Don't stop, Cordyceps sinensis is medicinal. If you eat it like this, you will eat people to die." Assistant Han quickly stopped, sweat all down, how can there be a pound of Cordyceps sinensis, all about sale. A catty is not enough to go bankrupt.
"That's right? Since the Cordyceps can't be served, waiter, do you have old wild ginseng soaked in brown sugar over 6 taels? Get a can and rinse your mouth later..."
Assistant Han was sweating. This company is really a billionaire, and they use this thing to rinse their mouths.Fortunately, there are none in the store.
There was another long silence, Lu Deng was already full.Gu Qingcheng counted the time, saw that half an hour had passed, and tried his best to smile at Assistant Han: "That's it for today."
Gu Qingcheng got up to leave, but Assistant Han was stunned: "That's it, you want to leave?"
Lu Deng said: "Sister, I think Assistant Han is pretty good. Otherwise, you can divorce my brother-in-law and use this as a spare tire? Well, Assistant Han, listen to me tomorrow. If tomorrow night before eight o'clock, my sister will give you If you don't call, you can give up. In the preliminary assessment, we have a dispute, so we have to go home and discuss it. You, the ruin will be on the Cordyceps sinensis. Didn't I tell you to be generous? Sister, wait for me..."
Before leaving, he took away the undrinked Moutai on the table.
Assistant Han sat on the seat for a long time without reacting, and ran through the key words in Lu Deng's words in his mind: "good", "divorce", "controversy", "cordyceps sinensis"...
Where to follow!Let me wipe, this table of food costs more than 2700 yuan, have I been scolded by someone?
Lu Deng and Gu Qingcheng walked out of the hotel.Destroying the success of the blind date, Lu Deng happily settled the bill: "Sister Gu, including the 'hello' you said at the beginning of the handshake, the 'hmm' in the middle, and the last "this is it for today", there are a total of 9 words, this I roughly calculated the cost of the meal, 2700 yuan is unstoppable, which is equivalent to more than 300 yuan for every word you say, remember, and blind date in the future, this is the worth and standard of a goddess! I will write to you when I get back A nameplate stuck on the ear."
In one sentence, Gu Qingcheng, who was originally angry, was annoyed: "Get out!"
However, the more Gu Qingcheng thought about it, the more he felt that Lu Deng's account calculation was interesting, novel, and fun, and there was a little bit of self-satisfaction, "300 yuan per word".
In the past, blind dates were also refused, and occasionally they were violent and beat up people who really disliked them, and had to pay for their medical expenses.Today is also a rejection, why is it so fun?
Blind date itself is not fun, nor is it fun to reject someone, and it is even less fun to beat someone who dislikes or stalks when you refuse. After thinking about it, the fun person is Lu Deng.
"Lu Deng, you've helped me by going on a blind date with me. Now I'll accompany you to buy shoes and clothes, and I'll help you bargain. My sister not only knows how to beat people, but also bargains first-class. You have to remember, starting tomorrow, I will leave my brother to you."
"Do not worry."
The third update at 8:[-] p.m.
(End of this chapter)
Have you ever seen the blind date of three people?
In an exquisite restaurant, there were three people sitting on the window seats, Lu Deng and Gu Qingcheng were sitting on this side, and a man about 30 years old was sitting on the opposite side.
His surname is Han, and he introduced himself as an assistant to the president of a Korean-funded company, with the "wretchedness" of a pseudo-successful person flowing between the lines.
Yes, that is the word "obscene".Originally, the expression on his face was not "obscene", but "arrogant", if not "arrogant", at least it was "proud".
However, the moment he saw Gu Qingcheng, his inferiority complex invaded his facial muscles, and his arrogant and complacent expression suddenly changed, revealing his wretched true colors, and he even stammered a bit when he spoke.
Confucius said: "In front of the goddess, everyone is equal, and everyone is wretched", which has been true since ancient times.
Fifteen or six good dishes were already served on the table, and they were not ordered by Gu Qingcheng, she didn't even move her chopsticks.Assistant Han didn't order it either. Assistant Han only ordered four dishes. Meals are always just a formality for a blind date, so there's no need to order more.
So many dishes were ordered by Lu Deng.With rice and vegetables, Lu Deng ordered three catties, and today he ordered five catties.
Firstly, he was hungry; secondly, he wanted to "take revenge" on this wretched Assistant Han who let him go on a blind date with the goddess.Lu Deng's latest code of ethics is: "Any man who has a blind date with a goddess is an enemy."
The most important thing is the third one. As soon as this guy met, he wanted to drive Lu Deng away and said, "Brother, I'll give you 100 yuan. You can go to a movie."
Go to your uncle, you came to meet my goddess, and you still want to send me away, let alone only 100 yuan, to send a beggar?
I won't leave, she is mine, I want to get rid of the goddess, my identity today, on the surface, is the younger brother of the goddess, but in fact it is a destroyer.With your unruly appearance, if you can succeed, God will not allow it.
It was easy to be cold on a blind date, and Lu Deng sat next to him, so there was no way not to be cold.
Gu Qingcheng didn't like Assistant Han at all, so he wanted to put it aside, and said directly: "I'm sorry, we don't look the same, goodbye." Then he left.
But it didn't work today, and when she was going out, Sister Ma specially called her to warn her: "No matter what, have a good chat with someone, if you don't chat for half an hour, even if you don't have a blind date, I will call your mother later."
Therefore, "half an hour" has become a rigid target.
Like sitting on pins and needles.
It's embarrassing.
But it was exactly what Lu Deng wanted.
Lu Deng let go, stuffing the roast duck roll into his mouth, and said: "Sister, Assistant Han, don't talk to me, you talk about yours, I eat mine, I wish you all success. Waiter, give me a vinegar dish."
Furious Assistant Han, who has ever seen such a blind date?
After brewing for a long time, Assistant Han asked Gu Qingcheng: "Oh... well, what's your first impression of me?"
Before Gu Qingcheng could speak, Lu Deng chewed something and said, "I didn't say anything, my sister likes you the most, whether you are fat or not, whether you are thin or not, whether you are tall or short, you have a good personality, She brought me here, and you are not angry. Especially generous, who spent so much money to order so many dishes. My sister likes generous people... By the way, waiter, do you have Moutai? Flying ones!... Dafang, man , Generosity comes first, right?"
Assistant Han's flesh hurts, and a bottle of Moutai costs more than 1000 yuan.But there is no way, the goddess's first criterion for choosing a mate is "generosity", can it be said that Moutai?Otherwise how generous?
After another long silence, Assistant Han tried to break the silence again: "Oh...Miss Gu, Sister Ma has told me about your situation and praised you like a flower. After seeing you, I am indeed very satisfied. It’s even more beautiful in the photo…”
"Hmm." Gu Qingcheng muttered indifferently, lowering his head and playing with his phone.
It was still a cold scene, only the sound of Lu Deng chomping.I don't know if this voice will help break the embarrassment, or add bricks and tiles to the embarrassment.
"Oh...can I ask? How many people are in your family? What do they do? Sister Ma didn't explain too clearly. She said that your parents are in business, right?"
Lu Deng took over the conversation and said nonsense: "That's right, my parents are in the steel business in the United States. It is a small company with not much assets, only more than 600 billion yuan. Do you know Assistant Han? My sister has no plans to find a partner in China , It was Sister Ma who said, you are a nice person, and my sister came only if she had to come to see her.
"Oh my God, I just did a calculation. If my parents die in the future and divide the property into two and give it to me and my sister, if you two get married, it will be equivalent to 1/4 of the property." Family property, you made money, why do I feel like I lost money?
"Sister, if you don't want to eat something, why don't you put it on? I know, you can't eat a small appetite, picky eaters, if you don't fry a catty of Cordyceps sinensis, you won't be able to eat... Waiter, do you have Cordyceps sinensis in your store? Come on."
"Don't stop, Cordyceps sinensis is medicinal. If you eat it like this, you will eat people to die." Assistant Han quickly stopped, sweat all down, how can there be a pound of Cordyceps sinensis, all about sale. A catty is not enough to go bankrupt.
"That's right? Since the Cordyceps can't be served, waiter, do you have old wild ginseng soaked in brown sugar over 6 taels? Get a can and rinse your mouth later..."
Assistant Han was sweating. This company is really a billionaire, and they use this thing to rinse their mouths.Fortunately, there are none in the store.
There was another long silence, Lu Deng was already full.Gu Qingcheng counted the time, saw that half an hour had passed, and tried his best to smile at Assistant Han: "That's it for today."
Gu Qingcheng got up to leave, but Assistant Han was stunned: "That's it, you want to leave?"
Lu Deng said: "Sister, I think Assistant Han is pretty good. Otherwise, you can divorce my brother-in-law and use this as a spare tire? Well, Assistant Han, listen to me tomorrow. If tomorrow night before eight o'clock, my sister will give you If you don't call, you can give up. In the preliminary assessment, we have a dispute, so we have to go home and discuss it. You, the ruin will be on the Cordyceps sinensis. Didn't I tell you to be generous? Sister, wait for me..."
Before leaving, he took away the undrinked Moutai on the table.
Assistant Han sat on the seat for a long time without reacting, and ran through the key words in Lu Deng's words in his mind: "good", "divorce", "controversy", "cordyceps sinensis"...
Where to follow!Let me wipe, this table of food costs more than 2700 yuan, have I been scolded by someone?
Lu Deng and Gu Qingcheng walked out of the hotel.Destroying the success of the blind date, Lu Deng happily settled the bill: "Sister Gu, including the 'hello' you said at the beginning of the handshake, the 'hmm' in the middle, and the last "this is it for today", there are a total of 9 words, this I roughly calculated the cost of the meal, 2700 yuan is unstoppable, which is equivalent to more than 300 yuan for every word you say, remember, and blind date in the future, this is the worth and standard of a goddess! I will write to you when I get back A nameplate stuck on the ear."
In one sentence, Gu Qingcheng, who was originally angry, was annoyed: "Get out!"
However, the more Gu Qingcheng thought about it, the more he felt that Lu Deng's account calculation was interesting, novel, and fun, and there was a little bit of self-satisfaction, "300 yuan per word".
In the past, blind dates were also refused, and occasionally they were violent and beat up people who really disliked them, and had to pay for their medical expenses.Today is also a rejection, why is it so fun?
Blind date itself is not fun, nor is it fun to reject someone, and it is even less fun to beat someone who dislikes or stalks when you refuse. After thinking about it, the fun person is Lu Deng.
"Lu Deng, you've helped me by going on a blind date with me. Now I'll accompany you to buy shoes and clothes, and I'll help you bargain. My sister not only knows how to beat people, but also bargains first-class. You have to remember, starting tomorrow, I will leave my brother to you."
"Do not worry."
The third update at 8:[-] p.m.
(End of this chapter)
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