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Chapter 9 [Skills for kissing beautiful women]

Miracle’s designated English master is neither an English teacher nor a foreign teacher, not even an English class representative, but a Chinese-American acquaintance—Ma Yue.

"Ma Yuexing? She never scored the highest in the English test."

Miracle sarcastically said: "Is English good if you have a high test score? They are all dumb English. To Ma Yue, how can I describe the English test in high school? It is like asking a doctoral student to do arithmetic problems for primary school students. People are not interested at all. Just draw whatever you want."

"That's it!" Lu Deng made sense after thinking about it. Her mother is American and English is half her mother tongue, so what's wrong with her?

"Sister Miracle, is knowledge duplication the same as three-point duplication, all you need is a handshake?"

Miracle shook his head: "For the four subjects of Chinese, mathematics, history, and geography, you only need to shake hands, but English is not good. It is the most difficult to copy English ability, because English is not only used for exams, but also to communicate with people. It is difficult to copy only by shaking hands. Also..."

"What else?"

"Kiss to the mouth!"

"Kiss... mouth? You mean kissing and kissing like 'boo'?"

"That's right!"

"Then...then—how embarrassing?"

"Bah! Are you embarrassed? Look at you smiling so much that you saw yesterday's dinner! Come on, don't have fun, tomorrow we will start with easy and then hard, copy the other four doors, and then you can find a way to kiss Ma Yue. "

……

Senior high school students are the hardest, they habitually make up classes all day on Sundays, and all senior high school teachers are there.

It should be very simple to shake hands with the teacher. First, go to the leader of the Chinese teaching and research group—the 40-year-old "old scholar".

He didn't teach Lu Deng, and he didn't know Lu Deng. He didn't intend to be polite when he asked him to shake hands!
Lu Deng came to the door of the teaching and research room, clicked on the inventory, took a "magic copy pill", then pushed the door and entered, and grabbed the hand of the "old pedant" when he entered the door: "Oh, Mr. Yi, are you The teacher I admire the most, I heard that you are about to become the vice principal? Congratulations. If you become the vice principal, the students must be very happy..."

After talking for two or three minutes, Lu Deng was eloquent, spitting, and talking in the dark, and he felt that thousands of ancient sages and sages flashed through his mind, and classic ancient books and modern masterpieces rolled and stirred in his mind like waves. Fullness and refreshment like never before.

The old pedant was talked to by Lu Deng for a long time, and his hand was so painful that he squeezed it. Finally, Lu Deng relaxed his hand. The old pedant pulled his hand out, held his eyes and asked, "Who are you, kid? I don't know you. And my last name is not Yi."

Lu Deng looked like he had just woken up from a dream: "Ah, you are not Teacher Yi Zhongtian? Oh, I misunderstood the person, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, yes, yes, you are the most knowledgeable and academic teacher, you are a good person if you insist on learning. Thank you, your knowledge is better than Yi Zhongtian! See you later, by the way, thank you!"

When Lu Deng left the office, the pedantic teacher held his eyes and asked his colleagues: "Is my knowledge really better than Yi Zhongtian? Why is he thanking me?"

Thank him for what?No one will know this question except Lu Deng himself.

Out of the teaching building, Lu Deng looked up to the sky and laughed three times: "Ha-ha-ha--" The two wild cats by the flower bed were frightened by Lu Deng's yelling and ran away, turning their heads to look at Lu Deng with their round eyes. ascend.If they can speak, the lines might look like this:

The cynical Tucao cat said: "These two are ugly and scare people."

A good teacher who knows everything, the cat said: "You don't know that, ugly people do more tricks!"

When Lu Deng saw them, he remembered at least ten or twenty poems about cats:
"Wrap the salt to welcome the little raccoon slave, and protect the mountain house with thousands of volumes of books. I am ashamed of my family's poor policy and mediocrity, and I have no blankets to sit on and no fish to eat";
"Raising raccoon slaves to make military exploits, general Xiliu has a family style. A sack is not tired of fish and meals, and the walls are like a rat's hole";
"The wind blows the rivers and lakes, the rain darkens the village, the sound of the four mountains makes the waves turn, and the firewood in the stream is soft and warm, and I don't go out with the raccoon slave";
"The coming of spring is even more pitiful. It's just a fake fish soup for no reason. The golden bell rings secretly, the mandarin tiles are turned over randomly, and people are thrown away"...

Oh my God, I can't stop my stomach full of poems, songs and Fu from Four Books and Five Classics!Such a strange ancient poem is at your fingertips!Lu Deng wanted to kowtow to himself in the mirror.

Lu Deng looked at the window of the teaching and research room and bowed deeply: "Thank you, old pedant! Although you can't give lectures, you are indeed a person with profound knowledge, a person who has escaped vulgar interests, and a person who is beneficial to the people. I It's the people!"

"Congratulations, Brother Chou, for obtaining a doctorate in literature!"

"Same joy, sister Miracle, let's find 'Mathematics Cao', 'Geography Chen', 'History King', 'Clay Figurine Zhang'..."

"What about the clay figurine Zhang?"

"It's easy to say, haha, let's go!"

After the morning, Lu Deng took the medicine according to the prescription and successfully copied all the knowledge of the four people.

He used to be like a shriveled sponge, but now he has completely become a SpongeBob SquarePants full of water. If you flick it casually, the water that falls on the ground will evaporate, and the water stains left behind will be an ancient text, or a three-dimensional Yuan cubic equation. "

The only thing left is to copy Ma Yue's English ability, which is the most difficult!It's not easy to hold her hand, how can I kiss her?

This question stumped Lu Deng. He went through the plans one by one in his mind and rejected them one by one.

Or so?Go straight to the door of their classroom and call her, "Ma Yue, come out!" When she comes out, press against the wall and kiss her!Let's talk after the wall is over.

If you really want to do that, although your English ability can be replicated, your life may not be guaranteed!Within 3 minutes, Ma Xichuan had to cut himself with a knife.

Otherwise, knock her out with a stick, then give her artificial respiration, and kiss her forcibly?After thinking about it, it still doesn't work, Ma Xichuan has to come out with two knives to kill people!

Otherwise, send her 999 roses, maybe she will really kiss herself when she is moved.But on another thought, there is a total of 300 yuan left in my pocket, let alone 999 flowers, I can't afford 99 flowers!
How to do it?

"Sister Miracle, come out and give me some advice. How can I kiss Ma Yue?"

Miracle didn't answer.Lu Deng looked at the tattoo on his arm. The tattoo egg had its eyes closed, its stomach heaving and falling, and it was sleeping.

Eggs sleep too!Lu Deng poked her with his finger: "Hey, Sister Miracle, wake up, give me some advice, how can I kiss Ma Yue? Help me!"

The tattoo miracle woke up from his sleep, yawned for a long time, and sarcastically said: "Idiot, this kind of thing needs help from others. You have to think of the way and walk the way by yourself. After all, it is between men and women." Things, besides, I’m still a child, so it’s inconvenient to interrupt this kind of thing!”

"Go, go, what are you pretending to be innocent?! Do you think this is okay? I will find someone to help me perform a clichéd play. When he comes home from school at night, I will find a friend to pretend to be a bad guy to rob her, and then I will be a hero to save the beauty." , as soon as she is moved, maybe she can kiss me? Is this method okay?"

"Fuck! The old routine of the 80s, vulgar! If you are a writer, readers will throw up when they see it! If you are a director, the movies you make will hit the street with no creativity!"

"Then what do you say I should do?"

"You have to walk your own way!"

"Go to bed, you ugly goose egg!"

How to do it?Lu Deng felt that he had encountered a big problem.

(End of this chapter)