The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 106
"This dress is nice."

"This one is better."

"Uh... this one is better!"

"Well, I think the previous one might be better!"

Ogawa Asuka has tried on no less than ten clothes for Tang Yu, using him as a model.

Tang Yu was in despair: "I just went to participate in the lottery meeting, not to go on a blind date. Is it necessary?"

Ogawa Asuka: "Of course you need to be careful, you are going to show your face this time!"

Tang Yu didn't take it seriously: "I was the one who told me to take the blame and show my face."

Pu Zhenyin pushed the door open and entered the room: "As long as it is more solemn, any clothes are fine. The beauty of our family is more handsome than temperament."

Tang Yu: "Listen, this is called being able to speak."

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The New York Hilton Hotel is really bustling today.

NBA players, coaches, owners, general managers, agents, big newspaper reporters, tabloid reporters, etc., gathered together.

The 2017 lottery meeting is today.

……

Tang Yu, who was the representative of the 76ers in the lottery, arrived at the hotel early.Nothing to do, wander around.

The hotel is too loud, full of people, flashing lights everywhere.The atmosphere is really bad.How about going outside in the garden to get some fresh air and smell the flowers.

There was a man in the garden with thin cheeks and a suit, who looked like an ascetic.This person was in a hurry and looked a little strange.

Tang Yu recognized him, and took a few strides to catch up: "Second Master, hello!"

Where did the bird come from?Pippen froze for a moment, then smiled awkwardly: "Hello."

After speaking, he hurried to the hotel.

Why are you panicking, the lottery is still early.

Tang Yu: "Second Master, wait!"

"Second Master, I want to ask you for your defensive experience."

"Second Master, don't go so fast!"

"Second Master..."

I am anxious!I don't like you!
Turning a corner, Pippen found the toilet, and after peeing the bird, it was so cool.Why was that little guy so ignorant just now?

After washing his hands, he walked out of the toilet contentedly.It's light without urine.

"Second Master, teach me how to defend!"

Damn it, it's scary
Pippen glanced at the guy: "Another day."

Tang Yu has a thick skin: "It's still early for the lottery! Let's just chat."

Pippen: "I was just passing by, not to see the lottery. Goodbye!"

After working for a long time, it turned out to be rubbing against the toilet?

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The process before the lottery is very boring:

First of all, the godfather of the alliance, Xiao Hua, talked for a long time, talking about the harmful effects of global warming on society.No way, whoever made him an official can say whatever he wants.

Then the team representatives complained one after another. Our team played so poorly this year.If you don't give us the No. 16 pick, we will withdraw from the league next year and let your [-] teams play by themselves.

Then the notary came out to take the oath again, and we guarantee the authenticity, legality, and fairness of all the lottery process.

A group of reporters clicked and clicked under the ground.

Finally, there is an advertisement.really conscientious~
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Anyway, there is nothing to do, Tang Yu just watches the computer screen to play.Awesome, with so many combinations of numbers, if any of them wins, we will get the No. [-] lottery.I think it's stable.

Turning his head to look at the computer screen of the Celtics CEO Grosbeck next to him, Tang Yu was scared to pee.What is more?The combination of others is called more!According to the rules, he should have 250 combinations in his hand, right?What a joke, it looks like the number one lottery is his.

Take a peek at Booker's computer screen on the other side.Grandma's, he has more number combinations than me!I don't think the lottery will be mine even if it's his.

Dry hair?Booker covered the computer screen and despised him: "Peeping?"

Tang Yu was straightforward: "What peeping? I look at it openly."

Booker: "Are you envious of me? We have a great chance of winning the No. [-] pick. Haha~"

Tang Yu: "Is it good to have too many combinations? I still want to get the number one lottery!"

Booker: "You have no play, you have too few combinations."

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After ink blot for a long time, the lottery finally started.

The first one is the No. [-] lottery.

The staff pressed the computer with their backs, and the air lotto machine spun at high speed.

After 20 seconds, the first ping pong ball ran out with a gurgle.

After another 10 seconds, the second ping pong ball ran out with a gurgle.

After another 10 seconds, the third ping pong ball ran out with a gurgle.

After another 10 seconds, the fourth ping pong ball ran out with a gurgle.

After the staff and the notary checked the authenticity of the four ping-pong balls, they recorded all the numbers on them.After confirming the correctness of the record again, the record was finally put into the envelope.

The No. [-] pick and No. [-] pick were also released later.The last three envelopes were all handed over to Xiao Hua.

Everything is under control!

Xiao Hua smiled and scanned around the 14 representatives, nodding frequently, playing the president fan to his fullest.

Booker: Mabe, can you hurry up?
"Everyone, the exciting moment has arrived! Next, I officially announce that the winner of the 2017 No. [-] lottery is..."

Both Grosbeck and Booker stared at the envelope in Xiao Hua's hands, and their palms were sweating.Both of them are the most likely to win the No. [-] lottery!So it's the most tense.

Tang Yu is not as nervous as them, but he is also lucky. What if he gets lucky?

"Celtics! Congratulations." Xiao Hua finally read it out, revealing his dominance.

"YES!"

The number one lottery is ours!Grosbeck stood up excitedly, waving his arms.This year they are the biggest winners.

This signing will also be traced back to 2013.That year, the Celtics sent Pierce and Garnett to the Nets, and lost the right to exchange this year's first-round pick with the Nets.Unexpectedly, the Nets have been particularly competitive this year, and they have played badly to the extreme. The No. 2016 team in the East in the 2017-2017 regular season got the No. [-] pick in [-]!That is like a tiger with wings added!

"Hey!" Booker lost the smile on his face.

"Hey." Tang Yu also sighed.

Bu Keqi: "Why are you sighing? Your chances are not great."

Tang Yu: "I'm sad that I didn't get the No. [-] lottery. Are you only allowed to sigh and not me?"

Booker: "You still have the No. [-] lottery! Go ahead and dream."

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The second pick.

Xiao Hua: "The winner of the second pick in 2017 is the Los Angeles Lakers!"

"Haha, great."

Magic Johnson stood up clapping. "Thank you, thank you everyone! Haha."

Johnson's face was already grinning.This year, they didn't even have a [-]% chance of winning the top three picks, but they didn't expect to get the second pick.Can you be unhappy?Now Johnson can logically welcome his godson Lonzo Ball into the house.

Booker suddenly felt bad, especially bad.Let alone the number one pick, and now that the second pick is gone, how can life be so hard?
Tang Yu, who is suffering from the same disease, is not much better.According to Colangeno, how could there be a second pick?If you get the second pick, you can perfectly kick the Lakers out of the top three, and then use Lonzo Ball as a weight to exchange something with the Lakers.Hey, God is not on our side!

Tang Yu and Booker looked at each other: Brother, stop talking, the flower lottery is mine!

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Xiao Hua: "The winner of the No. 2017 pick in 76 is the Philadelphia [-]ers."

The consolation prize was at least in hand.Tang Yu straightened his collar and stood up quickly: "Thank you. We are very pleased."

A consolation prize is fine too, it's better than nothing.For example, the Booker next to him was originally the winner of the first three picks, but he was so unlucky to go out and step on shit, but he didn't get any of the first three picks.

Waiting to play as a substitute next season, haha.

Booker clutched his chest, heartache, angina.

Tang Yu patted him: "Brother, according to the rules, No. 4 must be yours. Don't be discouraged!"

Booker: "Dude, you're enough~"

The rest of the tickets will be issued sequentially.Nothing to look forward to.

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This is a congress of victory, a congress of unity, a congress of progress.

Xiao Hua: "Everyone, let's speak freely! Tell us about your future expectations."

Or come in order.

After winning the No. [-] lottery, Grosbeck certainly had something to say: "We are very satisfied with today's lottery results. This season we have achieved the best results in the Eastern Conference in the regular season, and now we have won this year's No. [-] lottery. We have reason to believe that we will become one of the most competitive teams in the league in the next few seasons! Thank you everyone!"

The Lakers can be said to be the biggest winner today, and Magic Johnson couldn't close his mouth with a smile.

"Haha, I'm really happy today. With the No. [-] pick, we can successfully sign Lonzo Ball. He is a young man with a high golf quotient and a strong outlook. I will try my best to train him to be my successor. Thank you everyone!" The godfather really loves his godson.

Next, Tang Yu.

"We... We are very happy to get the No. [-] pick. I believe our team will usher in a strong new blood. Alright, thank you."

In fact, I want to say, this is unscientific!
Next, Booker.

Booker: I want to swear, bye!

This season, the No. 76 Celtics in the Eastern Conference won the No. [-] pick, and the [-]ers who eliminated the No. [-] Eastern Conference in the playoffs won the No. [-] pick.Will the Eastern Conference change next season?

(End of this chapter)