The King of NBA2K Trash Talk
Chapter 119
Chapter 119
Although the summer vacation is over, there are still many students in Chongqing University who have not returned home.The reason is simple, there is no travel fee.
The basketball court was as lively as ever, and a group of lads who love basketball were competing in full swing.
……
Zhang Yang, a junior in the Department of Civil Engineering, is very depressed today.He is the main small forward of the Chongqing University team. He is 190cm tall, handsome and skilled.
The star of the school basketball team, there are waves of girls who like him.Otherwise, he still insists on playing every day?Aren't you full?
But today Zhang Yang met his nemesis, a Caucasian boy came on the court, he looked like an overseas student, and he could speak Chinese quite fluently.The key is that other people are also handsome, and they look like Gasol.
The white man was more than two meters tall. Although he didn't move very fast and he didn't jump very high, but he was so big that he could sit Zhang Yang out with one buttock and grab a rebound by himself.Occasionally, he can make a forced buckle, causing the girls onlookers to scream.
In a word, this white boy has already ruled the court and captured the cheers of all the girls.Do you think Zhang Yang can't be depressed?
McConnell on the sidelines couldn't stand it, and said, "Let me teach that ball bully a lesson?"
Tang Yu exposed his conspiracy in one sentence: "Do you want to shake your prestige yourself?"
McConnell: "How can such a righteous thing become so evil once you say it?"
Tang Yu: "Play as you like."
After speaking, he lowered his sun visor.
……
McConnell couldn't speak Chinese either, so he walked up to the big white man and asked in English, "Tony, let me join one?"
Big white man: "My name is Thomas, not Tony."
McConnell: "Your name is not Tony. My name is Tony."
Neuropathy!
Thomas: "Who the hell are you?"
Don't even know me?Really!McConnell: "You're stupid, you told me my name is Tony."
Doma was speechless, looked at Zhang Yang, and asked in Chinese: "He said he wanted to participate in the competition."
Zhang Yang saw that this new foreigner was two to three centimeters shorter than himself.Come on, who is afraid of whom?Just to abuse you, find some face and come back.
Zhang Yang: "Lu Xin, get off and let him come."
Zhang Yang's younger brother, Lu Xin, had no choice: "Okay, I'll rest for a while."
……
The game starts again!
Tang Yu smiled and said to Hei Qi: "He is going to kill the Quartet."
Heiqi was speechless.What kind of ability is it to bully children?
Now that foreign friends are here again, let's regroup.
Group A: Doma, Zhang Yang, Mao Bo, Li Quancheng, Xiao Shitou.
Group B: McConnell, Liu Xing, Wang Kai, Lu Yu, Chen Yunyi.
In terms of book strength, Group B has no chance of winning at all.Zhang Yang was secretly happy: I'm already in a group with Big Bai, so he can't hold me down this time, right?
The students in Group A were very modest and asked the students in Group B to kick off first.
After crossing the halfway line, McConnell started yelling: "BALL!"
Wang Kai passed the ball to McConnell.
McConnell shipped to the top third of the arc and made a cold-blooded shot.Snapped!Three points in!
Hey, the kids didn't defend themselves.
Zhang Yang: "Little Shitou, guard against him!"
Little Stone: "I'm on guard."
Zhang Yang: "Does that count as defense?"
Group A students attack.
Zhang Yang took the ball, was unstoppable, and made a layup.McConnell flew up and drew out his palm.
PIA!
Zhang Yang was so captivated that his eyes stared at gold stars.It's over, why are all the people I met today monsters?
McConnell dribbled the ball himself.One step passed one, the direction change passed one, and the acceleration passed two more.Hey, it's not too easy for a child in kindergarten.
Pull the lever to be handsome!easy~
……
Zhang Yang learned to be smart this time, he didn't do it himself when he got the ball, but passed it to Thomas, and asked him to try it.
Dorma is also good. Seeing that McConnell is so much shorter than him, he simply hit back.The method is not wrong, but the problem is that he is not strong enough to stand up to McConnell.After all, he is not a professional athlete!
It doesn't matter if you don't move, just turn around and throw the ball towards the backboard.The ball wiped the board and missed.
McConnell grabbed the rebound and rushed to the frontcourt happily.
Zhang Yang had already retreated to the basket.Anyway, this is not a regular game, no referee blows 3S.I've been standing under the basket to see what you can do.
"I want to fly!"
McConnell took off with a step outside the paint.
Wow, flying so high?Zhang Yang wanted to escape, but it was too late.
McConaughey rode on Zhang Yang's neck and dunked with both hands.
Sorry, your basketball dream is broken!
"Wow. So handsome!"
"handsome!"
"Brilliant!"
The onlookers had never seen any real-life dunks, and the mian dunks were seen just now. This time they were shocked, and they all applauded McConnell.
Although I can't understand what they are calling, they must be praising me!McConnell happily ran to high-five the men and women one by one.
Tang Yu: "Hey, the second forced youth is so much fun."
Heiqi: "You're right."
Suddenly someone in the crowd shouted: "Young Master Guo is here!"
"Wow, Young Master Guo!"
"Guo Shao! Guo Shao!"
The students who had just high-fived McConnell all ran away.
Which Guo Shao?So awesome?
Tang Yu followed the crowd and looked over.It turned out to be Guo Ailun, why did he come?Are you here for a business event?
Guo Ailun came down to the side of the basketball court surrounded by a lot of security guards and photographers.
Hei Qi asked, "Who is this person?"
Tang Yu: "The point guard of the Chinese national team."
Hei Qi: "Oh."
Guo Ailun waved to the students: "Hello, classmates!"
Zhang Yang stood up and said, "Young Master Guo, hello! I am Zhang Yang, the captain of the Chongqing University basketball team."
Classmate, you are very good for yourself?Guo Ailun: "Ah, Xiao Zhang, hello."
Zhang Yang: "Come play with us!"
I was just here to have fun!Guo Ailun: "Okay! How did you divide into groups?"
The people on both sides stand on one side.
Guo Ailun took a look, yo, there are foreign friends on both sides.
Seeing that there were so many horses in Group A, Guo Ailun decided that their side was stronger.McConnell was simply ignored.
"It seems that you are more powerful, I will join them."
How about that!
Zhang Yang: "Guo Shao, that shorter foreign brother is amazing, you have to join us!"
Guo Ailun: "Really?"
Zhang Yang: "Really."
Guo Ailun: "Okay, let's make a call first."
Zhang Yang: "Little Stone, get off."
"Okay." Little Shitou obediently left.
The two sides are regrouped and ready to fight.
Hei Qi asked Tang Yu: "Who is better, that man or McConnell?"
Tang Yu: "Guo Shao."
……
McConnell dribbles over.
Guo Ailun didn't pay much attention, thinking that he was just a better basketball fan, so he didn't defend him much.
McConnell was thinking differently.Although he didn't know Guo Ailun, he could tell from the way he hugged him that he must be a professional player and a star.So be sure to play hard.
Accelerating and overtaking, McConnell passed Guo Ailun in seconds.Once you pass him, the defense behind is tantamount to nothing.
McConnell entered the penalty area, flew up, and made a one-handed dunk on Doma's head!
Whoa!
The whole stadium burst into applause.McConnell can't help but feel elated~
Guo Shao: Judging by his skills, he is also a professional athlete. No wonder Zhang Yang said he is good.Now it's interesting!It's hard for me to catch a fish once, so I won't be caught back.
Guo Ailun asked in not-so-fluent English: "Where are you from?"
McConnell: "NBA!"
Strange to say!We must be serious today, or we will capsize in the gutter.
It turned out that the man was from the NBA!There was another commotion in the crowd, and I finally saw a living person who came out of the NBA!Although that kid is not a star.
With Guo Shao present, the ball will naturally be handled by him.
Guo Ailun dribbled the ball beyond the three-point line, and McConnell marked it out.
Guo Ailun flicked his shoulder, hooked the ball behind him, and made a fake move.McConnell was not fooled and remained in place.
Guo Ailun charged forward, then retracted.McConnell was shaken, let him go directly to the next step.
After McConnell, the rest are scum.Guo Ailun flew into the sky, clasped his hands, and returned the favor.
"Guo Shao, come on!"
"Guo Shao, mighty!"
"Guo Shao, majestic!"
There were even more enthusiastic cheers on the field than before!Guo Shao is always Chinese, and he also abused people from the NBA, how can it not be exciting?
Hei Qi: "That kid is indeed better than McConnell."
Counterattack, McConnell vs. Guo Ailun.In fact, the others just turned back and ran.
McConnell accelerated and charged, and Guo Ailun pressed forward step by step.Seeing that there was no chance, McConnell withdrew and continued to look for opportunities.
But Guo Ailun found the opportunity before him, shot fiercely, and immediately took out McConnell's ball.
Zhang Yang rushed to collect the ball, quickly dribbled to the front court, knocked down Liu Xing, and scored with a master layup!Being able to score the ball in front of Guo Ailun and NBA players, this time I really showed my face!Ha ha ha ha!
In the next few rounds, McConnell felt a little bit abused.Only now did he understand why Yao Ming's successor told him he couldn't be the MVP of the Chinese CBA. (Zhou Qi: I really didn't mean that, I just didn't understand what you asked.)
……
Hei Qi shook his head: "What a shame!"
Tang Yu: "Quack, don't lose my face anyway."
Hei Qi: "Do you want to go play?"
Tang Yu: "I don't want it anymore, the influence is not good. Others will say that I hang and beat the children!"
Hei Qi: "Then I'll go play."
Tang Yu: "Didn't you wash your hands in the golden basin?"
Hei Qi: "Nobody here knows me."
Heiqi went to the field: "Tony, you've had enough fun, it's time for me."
The students talked a lot, who is this old foreign guy?It's not like any NBA retired star.
McConnell: "Old man, you want to play with young people? Aren't your bones falling apart?"
Hei Qi: "There's a lot of nonsense, get out of here."
"Hey."
McConnell returned to Tang Yu obediently.Everyone followed their gaze and saw Tang Yu.
Who is that person, why does he look so familiar?No matter so much, let's see what the hell is this old man?
Hei Qi dribbled the ball with one hand, and hooked Guo Ailun with the other: "Come guard me!"
Guo Ailun was not provoked, and calmly defended the past.
Hei Qi lowered his center of gravity and crossed out!Before Guo Ailun could react, he passed by.Easily throw the basket and score!
Damn!That person can't be Uncle Drew, can he? ? ?
……
All in all, it was a very pleasant day.
Guo Ailun shakes hands with McConnell: "Nice to meet you!"
McConnell: "Haha."
Guo Ailun: "Uncle, you are not really Uncle Drew, are you?"
Hei Qi: "No."
With them was a Chinese man wearing a hat and big sunglasses.Look at Guo Ailun, who is this?It seems that I have seen it somewhere, and it seems that I have not seen it.Stretch out your hand: "Hello! May I ask who you are?"
Originally, I didn't want to cause people to watch, but now I can't.
Tang Yu stood up from his chair: "Hello Guo Shao! I am Tang Yu, and we are future teammates."
Guo Ailun: "No wonder it looks so familiar, it's you!"
Tang Yu smiled ashamedly: "I'm sorry."
Zhang Yang next to Guo Ailun heard the conversation between the two clearly, and immediately called out: "He is Tang Yu! He is Tang Yu!"
"Tang Yu!!!"
The crowd of black crows gathered around at once.
(End of this chapter)
Although the summer vacation is over, there are still many students in Chongqing University who have not returned home.The reason is simple, there is no travel fee.
The basketball court was as lively as ever, and a group of lads who love basketball were competing in full swing.
……
Zhang Yang, a junior in the Department of Civil Engineering, is very depressed today.He is the main small forward of the Chongqing University team. He is 190cm tall, handsome and skilled.
The star of the school basketball team, there are waves of girls who like him.Otherwise, he still insists on playing every day?Aren't you full?
But today Zhang Yang met his nemesis, a Caucasian boy came on the court, he looked like an overseas student, and he could speak Chinese quite fluently.The key is that other people are also handsome, and they look like Gasol.
The white man was more than two meters tall. Although he didn't move very fast and he didn't jump very high, but he was so big that he could sit Zhang Yang out with one buttock and grab a rebound by himself.Occasionally, he can make a forced buckle, causing the girls onlookers to scream.
In a word, this white boy has already ruled the court and captured the cheers of all the girls.Do you think Zhang Yang can't be depressed?
McConnell on the sidelines couldn't stand it, and said, "Let me teach that ball bully a lesson?"
Tang Yu exposed his conspiracy in one sentence: "Do you want to shake your prestige yourself?"
McConnell: "How can such a righteous thing become so evil once you say it?"
Tang Yu: "Play as you like."
After speaking, he lowered his sun visor.
……
McConnell couldn't speak Chinese either, so he walked up to the big white man and asked in English, "Tony, let me join one?"
Big white man: "My name is Thomas, not Tony."
McConnell: "Your name is not Tony. My name is Tony."
Neuropathy!
Thomas: "Who the hell are you?"
Don't even know me?Really!McConnell: "You're stupid, you told me my name is Tony."
Doma was speechless, looked at Zhang Yang, and asked in Chinese: "He said he wanted to participate in the competition."
Zhang Yang saw that this new foreigner was two to three centimeters shorter than himself.Come on, who is afraid of whom?Just to abuse you, find some face and come back.
Zhang Yang: "Lu Xin, get off and let him come."
Zhang Yang's younger brother, Lu Xin, had no choice: "Okay, I'll rest for a while."
……
The game starts again!
Tang Yu smiled and said to Hei Qi: "He is going to kill the Quartet."
Heiqi was speechless.What kind of ability is it to bully children?
Now that foreign friends are here again, let's regroup.
Group A: Doma, Zhang Yang, Mao Bo, Li Quancheng, Xiao Shitou.
Group B: McConnell, Liu Xing, Wang Kai, Lu Yu, Chen Yunyi.
In terms of book strength, Group B has no chance of winning at all.Zhang Yang was secretly happy: I'm already in a group with Big Bai, so he can't hold me down this time, right?
The students in Group A were very modest and asked the students in Group B to kick off first.
After crossing the halfway line, McConnell started yelling: "BALL!"
Wang Kai passed the ball to McConnell.
McConnell shipped to the top third of the arc and made a cold-blooded shot.Snapped!Three points in!
Hey, the kids didn't defend themselves.
Zhang Yang: "Little Shitou, guard against him!"
Little Stone: "I'm on guard."
Zhang Yang: "Does that count as defense?"
Group A students attack.
Zhang Yang took the ball, was unstoppable, and made a layup.McConnell flew up and drew out his palm.
PIA!
Zhang Yang was so captivated that his eyes stared at gold stars.It's over, why are all the people I met today monsters?
McConnell dribbled the ball himself.One step passed one, the direction change passed one, and the acceleration passed two more.Hey, it's not too easy for a child in kindergarten.
Pull the lever to be handsome!easy~
……
Zhang Yang learned to be smart this time, he didn't do it himself when he got the ball, but passed it to Thomas, and asked him to try it.
Dorma is also good. Seeing that McConnell is so much shorter than him, he simply hit back.The method is not wrong, but the problem is that he is not strong enough to stand up to McConnell.After all, he is not a professional athlete!
It doesn't matter if you don't move, just turn around and throw the ball towards the backboard.The ball wiped the board and missed.
McConnell grabbed the rebound and rushed to the frontcourt happily.
Zhang Yang had already retreated to the basket.Anyway, this is not a regular game, no referee blows 3S.I've been standing under the basket to see what you can do.
"I want to fly!"
McConnell took off with a step outside the paint.
Wow, flying so high?Zhang Yang wanted to escape, but it was too late.
McConaughey rode on Zhang Yang's neck and dunked with both hands.
Sorry, your basketball dream is broken!
"Wow. So handsome!"
"handsome!"
"Brilliant!"
The onlookers had never seen any real-life dunks, and the mian dunks were seen just now. This time they were shocked, and they all applauded McConnell.
Although I can't understand what they are calling, they must be praising me!McConnell happily ran to high-five the men and women one by one.
Tang Yu: "Hey, the second forced youth is so much fun."
Heiqi: "You're right."
Suddenly someone in the crowd shouted: "Young Master Guo is here!"
"Wow, Young Master Guo!"
"Guo Shao! Guo Shao!"
The students who had just high-fived McConnell all ran away.
Which Guo Shao?So awesome?
Tang Yu followed the crowd and looked over.It turned out to be Guo Ailun, why did he come?Are you here for a business event?
Guo Ailun came down to the side of the basketball court surrounded by a lot of security guards and photographers.
Hei Qi asked, "Who is this person?"
Tang Yu: "The point guard of the Chinese national team."
Hei Qi: "Oh."
Guo Ailun waved to the students: "Hello, classmates!"
Zhang Yang stood up and said, "Young Master Guo, hello! I am Zhang Yang, the captain of the Chongqing University basketball team."
Classmate, you are very good for yourself?Guo Ailun: "Ah, Xiao Zhang, hello."
Zhang Yang: "Come play with us!"
I was just here to have fun!Guo Ailun: "Okay! How did you divide into groups?"
The people on both sides stand on one side.
Guo Ailun took a look, yo, there are foreign friends on both sides.
Seeing that there were so many horses in Group A, Guo Ailun decided that their side was stronger.McConnell was simply ignored.
"It seems that you are more powerful, I will join them."
How about that!
Zhang Yang: "Guo Shao, that shorter foreign brother is amazing, you have to join us!"
Guo Ailun: "Really?"
Zhang Yang: "Really."
Guo Ailun: "Okay, let's make a call first."
Zhang Yang: "Little Stone, get off."
"Okay." Little Shitou obediently left.
The two sides are regrouped and ready to fight.
Hei Qi asked Tang Yu: "Who is better, that man or McConnell?"
Tang Yu: "Guo Shao."
……
McConnell dribbles over.
Guo Ailun didn't pay much attention, thinking that he was just a better basketball fan, so he didn't defend him much.
McConnell was thinking differently.Although he didn't know Guo Ailun, he could tell from the way he hugged him that he must be a professional player and a star.So be sure to play hard.
Accelerating and overtaking, McConnell passed Guo Ailun in seconds.Once you pass him, the defense behind is tantamount to nothing.
McConnell entered the penalty area, flew up, and made a one-handed dunk on Doma's head!
Whoa!
The whole stadium burst into applause.McConnell can't help but feel elated~
Guo Shao: Judging by his skills, he is also a professional athlete. No wonder Zhang Yang said he is good.Now it's interesting!It's hard for me to catch a fish once, so I won't be caught back.
Guo Ailun asked in not-so-fluent English: "Where are you from?"
McConnell: "NBA!"
Strange to say!We must be serious today, or we will capsize in the gutter.
It turned out that the man was from the NBA!There was another commotion in the crowd, and I finally saw a living person who came out of the NBA!Although that kid is not a star.
With Guo Shao present, the ball will naturally be handled by him.
Guo Ailun dribbled the ball beyond the three-point line, and McConnell marked it out.
Guo Ailun flicked his shoulder, hooked the ball behind him, and made a fake move.McConnell was not fooled and remained in place.
Guo Ailun charged forward, then retracted.McConnell was shaken, let him go directly to the next step.
After McConnell, the rest are scum.Guo Ailun flew into the sky, clasped his hands, and returned the favor.
"Guo Shao, come on!"
"Guo Shao, mighty!"
"Guo Shao, majestic!"
There were even more enthusiastic cheers on the field than before!Guo Shao is always Chinese, and he also abused people from the NBA, how can it not be exciting?
Hei Qi: "That kid is indeed better than McConnell."
Counterattack, McConnell vs. Guo Ailun.In fact, the others just turned back and ran.
McConnell accelerated and charged, and Guo Ailun pressed forward step by step.Seeing that there was no chance, McConnell withdrew and continued to look for opportunities.
But Guo Ailun found the opportunity before him, shot fiercely, and immediately took out McConnell's ball.
Zhang Yang rushed to collect the ball, quickly dribbled to the front court, knocked down Liu Xing, and scored with a master layup!Being able to score the ball in front of Guo Ailun and NBA players, this time I really showed my face!Ha ha ha ha!
In the next few rounds, McConnell felt a little bit abused.Only now did he understand why Yao Ming's successor told him he couldn't be the MVP of the Chinese CBA. (Zhou Qi: I really didn't mean that, I just didn't understand what you asked.)
……
Hei Qi shook his head: "What a shame!"
Tang Yu: "Quack, don't lose my face anyway."
Hei Qi: "Do you want to go play?"
Tang Yu: "I don't want it anymore, the influence is not good. Others will say that I hang and beat the children!"
Hei Qi: "Then I'll go play."
Tang Yu: "Didn't you wash your hands in the golden basin?"
Hei Qi: "Nobody here knows me."
Heiqi went to the field: "Tony, you've had enough fun, it's time for me."
The students talked a lot, who is this old foreign guy?It's not like any NBA retired star.
McConnell: "Old man, you want to play with young people? Aren't your bones falling apart?"
Hei Qi: "There's a lot of nonsense, get out of here."
"Hey."
McConnell returned to Tang Yu obediently.Everyone followed their gaze and saw Tang Yu.
Who is that person, why does he look so familiar?No matter so much, let's see what the hell is this old man?
Hei Qi dribbled the ball with one hand, and hooked Guo Ailun with the other: "Come guard me!"
Guo Ailun was not provoked, and calmly defended the past.
Hei Qi lowered his center of gravity and crossed out!Before Guo Ailun could react, he passed by.Easily throw the basket and score!
Damn!That person can't be Uncle Drew, can he? ? ?
……
All in all, it was a very pleasant day.
Guo Ailun shakes hands with McConnell: "Nice to meet you!"
McConnell: "Haha."
Guo Ailun: "Uncle, you are not really Uncle Drew, are you?"
Hei Qi: "No."
With them was a Chinese man wearing a hat and big sunglasses.Look at Guo Ailun, who is this?It seems that I have seen it somewhere, and it seems that I have not seen it.Stretch out your hand: "Hello! May I ask who you are?"
Originally, I didn't want to cause people to watch, but now I can't.
Tang Yu stood up from his chair: "Hello Guo Shao! I am Tang Yu, and we are future teammates."
Guo Ailun: "No wonder it looks so familiar, it's you!"
Tang Yu smiled ashamedly: "I'm sorry."
Zhang Yang next to Guo Ailun heard the conversation between the two clearly, and immediately called out: "He is Tang Yu! He is Tang Yu!"
"Tang Yu!!!"
The crowd of black crows gathered around at once.
(End of this chapter)
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