The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 121 The Curry Brothers
"It's a big deal! It's a big deal!"

Tang Yu put down his phone and looked at McConnell: "I see."

McConnell: "Oh."

Tang Yu: "Do you think you are the only one looking at your phone?"

76ers official announcement:
Our team sent the No. 2017 pick in the first round of 2017, guard Rodriguez, in exchange for the No. [-] pick in the first round of [-], JJ Redick.

McConnell: "Boss, is Colangeno stupid?"

Tang Yu: "Why don't you call and ask him?"

McConnell: "I don't want to see the official announcement tomorrow that TJ McConnell has been traded."

Then it's over?
Hei Qi walked in and yelled: "Go eat hot pot tonight, I can't wait to eat two catties of hairy belly." Addicted!

Tang Yu: "OK!"

Hei Qi: "Is your general manager crazy? Just traded the No. [-] pick for Redick?"

Tang Yu: "Isn't there still a No. [-] lottery?"

Hei Qi: "What's the use of the fifth pick?"

Tang Yu smiled without saying a word.None of you know about this, only I know it in my heart.Colangeno hit Ben Simmons.That No. [-] pick was for him.

"I really want to live another 500 years..."

Yeah Curry?
Tang Yu answered the phone: "Hello, Stephen?"

Curry: "I'm in China! Quack."

Tang Yu: "I know, MVP."

Curry: "I'm in Chengdu, and it's said that I'm pretty close to your place."

Tang Yu: "It's not far, and it takes less than two hours to take the high-speed rail."

Curry: "Come and play?"

Tang Yu: "Okay, you should be busy during the day. I will find you at night."

Curry: "OK!"

Putting down his mobile phone, Tang Yu asked Heiqi and Ai Maiconuo: "Shall we go to Curry to play together?"

Hei Qi: "I won't go. I'll take your dad to eat hot pot at night." Hei Qi didn't want to get in touch with other people in the NBA, so he turned away in the name of hot pot.

Tang Yu: "Okay. Tony, are you going?"

McConnell: "Go. A former MVP and a next MVP to play with me, it's really a face."

You are right again!
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Tang Yu: "Stephen, Seth, is the trip to China okay?"

Curry: "It's okay, but there are too many people everywhere."

Little Curry: "Yes."

The fact that there are so many Chinese people is a national condition, so many foreign friends are afraid.

McConnell: "As the host, we will definitely bring you all tonight!"

Little Curry: "What kind of master are you!"

Let me introduce it.

Tang Yu: "Go to see Sichuan Opera and change your face?"

Curry shook his head: "I've seen it during the day."

Tang Yu: "Go to play mahjong?"

Curry shook his head: "No, I'm not interested."

Tang Yu: "Go to play table tennis?"

Curry shook his head: "I can't beat you."

Tang Yu: "Go eat Malatang."

Curry shook his head: "I've eaten it, I can't stand it."

Tang Yu: "Go clubbing?"

Curry shook his head: "My wife is still in the hotel."

Tang Yu: "Go jump into the river."

Curry nodded: "Go!"

Tang Yu: "Then I don't know what to play, MVP is not easy to serve."

Curry has a great offer: "Go play ball! My hands are itchy."

Tang Yu: "You're so good, you came all the way to play wild ball."

Curry: "I think Seth's proposal is very good." He also wants to have some fun.

McConnell: "Let's go, I can't wait. With the MVP here, I won't be afraid to meet your national team teammate Guo Ailun again! Haha~"

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Tang Yu and Curry sat lazily on the bench, making it clear that they were going to eat melon seeds.

Little Curry: "Don't play together?"

McConnell: "Let's go, those two thieves are saving face."

McConnell took Curry to the field and yelled at the buddies who played: "Hey, can we two join?"

Although Liu Chuan couldn't understand what McConnell said, he could guess what he meant.

"YES, YES! YOU come on! I haven't played against foreigners yet."

McConnell even said: "Anyway, it's only half of the game, so let the two of us beat the five of you."

Little Curry smiled: "You are too bad!"

Although the language barrier, but gestures can still be understood.Are the two foreign boys too arrogant?You guys are a bit taller than us, but only a few centimeters taller, so it's two against five?

Liu Chuan: "YES! YES! Two to five is okay, I will kill you son of a bitch."

Start playing.In the spirit of humanity, let the gringoes tee off first.

McConnell served to Curry, who dribbled the ball beyond the three-point line, and raised his hand to make a three-pointer.

Three do not stick!
This is tactics!You must show weakness first. If you score goals at the beginning, you will soon have no friends.

McConnell laughed: "Seth, I now realize that you are the worst."

Liu Chuan is crazy, you still want to play two against five at your scum level.

Xu Lin took the ball and dribbled it to the basket from outside the three-point line.

"I'm taking out the ball!" McConnell yelled and rushed up, stretched out his hand, staggered and slid past Xu Lin.

Poor acting!
Fantastic Alien!Xu Lin made a four-step layup with ease.He also turned his head and looked contemptuously at McConnell who was lying on the concrete floor.

Onlookers point and point.

Beautiful girl [-]: "Oh, these two foreigners are so bad."

Pretty Girl [-]: "Yeah, that kid with the headband is really silly."

Pretty Girl Three: "The other one with a flat head is even more mentally handicapped."

"Haha, hahahaha..." Curry on the sidelines clapped his hands and laughed.

I don't know where it's funny.

Tang Yu: "Are they the ghost version of Uncle Drew?"

Curry: "I don't know, don't ask me, it's so funny...haha..."

After giving up for three rounds, I can't give up any more, otherwise others will not be interested.

Curry received a pass from McConnell and dribbled the ball under his crotch, shaking Liu Chuan in just two strokes.

Three points!

Big hollow goal.

……

Li Yangchun, who had bumped McConnell to the side just now, wanted to force McConnell again.

McConnell stepped aside and waited for him.

Boy, are you scared?Li Yangchun jumped for a layup, feeling that he had already jumped quite high.

"You're out of action!"

McConnell jumped like a god, and Li Yangchun, the big hat, hit the street for 10 seconds.

And it's a clean hat!

Everyone was stunned. Could these two be pretending to be pigs and eating tigers?

that is!

Curry made another three-pointer from a long distance.

McConnell smashed Xu Lin with a single-handed windmill.

Bloodbath mode is on.

Two people shattered the dreams of five others.

……

It's boring!Curry, who suffers from ADHD, couldn't sit still and turned his head to look around.

"Whoa!" Curry yelled.See the New World.

Tang Yu: "Huh?"

"Pingpong, there are pingpong players over there!"

Tang Yu: "Aren't you not interested?"

Curry: "Who said that? Go, go and see."

Several table tennis tables.

One of the tables is a middle-aged aunt in her 50s and a middle-aged uncle, playing happily.Curry looked at it, and bullying the elderly is not a skill.

At the next table, a little boy who looked like a junior high school was in full swing with a little girl who looked like a high school.

These two persimmons look softer and can be pinched.quack~
Curry: "Tell me, can I join them?"

Those two kids are amazing.

Tang Yu: "Are you sure?"

Curry: "Of course. In the Warriors, only Klay can play table tennis better than me. I am the second in the team!"

Well, when you get here you'll know you're nothing.

Tang Yu: "little sister, little brother, this foreign brother wants to play with you, can you?"

The little boy was shy and smiled.The little girl looked at Curry, it should be no problem to hit a foreigner.

"Okay, let's play together."

Tang Yu: "Thank you."

Curry took the racket and played against the little girl.

The little girl tossed the ball up, and the serving action was quite standard.As soon as you put more power on your feet, the ball goes out.Definitely trained professionally!

Curry was deceived by his vision and didn't see clearly what was coming.Tang Yu, who was watching the excitement, saw clearly that it was a backspin ball.

Curry swung the racket and made a hard catch.

Bo, get off the net.

"This ball spins so well!"

Change Curry to serve.

The little girl pulled hard.Curry felt that as soon as his eyes went dark, there would be no more.

"A little girl is so good?" Curry was sweating, and the MVP couldn't hold it anymore.

Tang Yu laughed: "Aren't you the second in the Warriors?"

Curry: "No, change to that little boy!"

The little boy came on and delivered a topspin ball.

"I can see clearly this time!" Curry barely caught the ball.

PIA!
The little boy pulled a fast and sharp curveball back.

"I'll take it!"

Curry swung his racket and watched the ping pong ball pass by, but couldn't catch it.

Curry cried: "Can I stop playing?"

I found the shit myself!No one can save you.

(End of this chapter)