The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 125 Call of Heroes (2)

"You villain, let you pay off all the bad debts you owe today!"

"Hamlet, you will never defeat me!"

Hamlet held up the sword in his hand: "Ah...my sword is the sword of vengeance, and it is full of raging anger at this moment! Let the flames of vengeance burn you, a villain, to ashes!"

What a poetic and picturesque Hamlet!

But playing with him is indeed a country-style Claudius: "Don't talk about it, and don't see what kind of poison you have been poisoned. You will be finished in an hour at most. The kingdom is mine, and everything is mine! Do you understand?"

Hamlet roared with righteous indignation: "No, evil can never defeat justice."

"Ah~" Laertes beside him screamed and fell to the ground.That falling posture, flopping!
Hamlet helped Laertes up: "Brother, brother, wake up."

Laertes: "I..." died.

Claudius laughed heartbrokenly: "Hahahaha... Did you see it? This is what will happen to you in a while! You are dead just like him!"

Mother Shippi!
Hamlet jumped up!Lifting the sword, a sword pierced Claudius' chest.I don't know why I left early~
"Go to hell, beast!"

"This...how is it possible...I am immortal..." Duan Qi was the second.

"You think you are the Scorpion King? You are still alive?" Hamlet took the initiative to add drama to himself.

Hamlet threw away the sword in his hand, covered his stomach, and wailed in pain, "Why? Why..." It must be constipation.

Horatio: "Hamlet, the future is bright, hold on."

Puff~~~
He vomited blood three feet high, and it seemed that he couldn't wait for the light.

Hamlet: "Horatio, I'm done. Tell my story to my posterity."

Horatio: "Hamlet!"

Hamlet: "Actually, I don't want to leave, but I actually want to stay..." Another drama~
……

So fucking touching!
The curtain was raised, and the audience gave bursts of applause.The community version of Hamlet, it is already very good to be arranged like this.

Tang Yu in the stands has been deeply impressed by Livingston's acting skills. He didn't expect him to play a bad guy so thoroughly with a poker face.It seems that he has found a way out after retirement.

Going to the backstage to find Livingston, Tang Yu excitedly shook his hand: "Big star, sign your name. I'm your little fan~"

Livingston was very humble: "I'm just an amateur drama, not a big star, haha." He also took Tang Yu's flattery seriously.

If you like to hear it, I'll say a little more.Tang Yu: "To be honest, your Claudius is really lifelike, penetrating into the woods, fully showing a villain's indomitable, arrogant and vicious character."

Livingston: "I won't be beaten when I go out, right?"

Tang Yu: "No, can I have a cup of coffee?"

Livingston: "You can drink coffee every day. I invite you to go fishing."

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Somebody's fishing skills are the worst, and Livingston has caught three small fish over there, but his basket is still empty.

Suddenly, Livingston pulled the rod, and another small fat fish was hooked.

"Did you raise the fish yourself?" Sour.

Livingston: "Why, you don't have any? Poor."

Tang Yu: "The sun is too strong."

Is this reason okay?
Livingston: "The sun is fair, it doesn't only shine on you but not on me."

Tang Yu: "It made the water in front of me too hot. The fish couldn't stand the sauna, so they all went to your place."

It makes sense now, I believe it.Livingston expressed his admiration.

"Oh, I have it, I have it. It's a big one!" Tang Yu pulled up the pole violently, and it really was a big fish!It can be a "big fish" as long as the little finger.

Livingston said solemnly, "So big! It's your dinner tonight."

Tang Yu looked at the small fish in his hand: "Fish, fish, where is your future?" Throw it back into the river, such a small fish is not enough to fit between your teeth.

The little fish wagged its tail and swam back into the water.without gratitude~
Tang Yu reminded him friendly: "Hey, don't swim to him again~"

Livingston: "..."

……

The pursuit of fish in life is to swim around, but what about us?

Tang Yu: "Sean, your contract has expired, have you discussed a new contract?"

Livingston: "Don, are you here to recruit me?"

Tang Yu looked at the calm water: "I'm here to fish."

Livingston: "Oh?"

Tang Yu: "The one who caught you big fish!"

Livingston smiled. "I'm not a good fish."

Just know that.

Tang Yu suddenly asked a question that had been hidden in his heart for a long time: "Brother, what is your greatest happiness in the Warriors?"

Livingston: "I found myself again in the Warriors and won respect and friendship. This is the greatest joy."

Tang Yu: "There are two more championships."

Livingston: "Yes."

How to recruit, there is no way to recruit.You can't talk about money every time. Some people don't really care about money.And the Warriors seem to have a kind of magical power, which can always make people willing to cut their salaries to join them.

Let's play the emotional card first.

Tang Yu: "I believe that the atmosphere of the 76ers is no worse than that of the Warriors. If you come to us, you are a big brother and can win more respect."

Livingston: "I'd rather be a small fish in a big pond than a big fish in a small pond."

Tang Yu: "Why?"

Livingston: "Big fish in small ponds are too big to catch."

what logic?

Tang Yu: "Brother, we are working hard to turn a small fish pond into a big fish pond. I believe you can see it."

What is your logic?Livingston nodded: "Yes, the whole league can see your efforts. I also believe that you can become better."

Tang Yu: "So I need your help. Join us!"

Livingston: "I am very happy in the Warriors. Brother, don't persuade me."

Emotional cards don't make sense.There is no way, let's say money back.Tang Yu suddenly felt that he had become a rogue.

"Curry's child labor contract expired this year, and the Warriors can't give you a big contract."

Livingston said indifferently: "Durant has cut his salary, you know?"

Tang Yu nodded: "From the news, he cut his salary by 400 million dollars."

Livingston: "If I can, I'll cut my salary by $400 million."

Pounce, pounce, Tang Yu's floating head fell extremely hard.Looks like the big fish took the bait.

Livingston cried, "What a big fish! Reel in!"

Tang Yu grabbed the pole with both hands, pulled it hard, and a tilapia took the bait.

Thump, thump, it struggled badly.Good guy, this fish must weigh at least five catties!

"Grandma, I have dinner tonight. I'm no longer afraid of being hungry. I'm going to roast you."

Livingston: "That's why you can't be greedy. No matter how big a fish you are, as long as you have greed, it will end up being someone else's dinner."

Tang Yu: "..."

We're just asking you to join, not to roast you.Forget it, no more recruiting, let's grill fish happily.

Livingston failed to recruit.

Me, I'm really not suitable for this job.

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Colanjeno looked at Tang Yu's email and was speechless.

Reimbursement list:

8000. Round-trip ticket between China and the United States: [-] US dollars.

Second, the cost of accompanying Derrick Rose to Las Vegas: $20000.

Third, the cost of fishing with Livingston: 4000 US dollars.

$4000 for fishing?Are you catching a shark?

Want to pay the bill if you haven't recruited anyone?no way!

Ding, ding, ding...the landline rang.

Colangeno answered the phone: "HELLO!"

Tang Yu: "Boss, you must be scolding me, right? I don't care so much, the money must be reported to me. Otherwise, I will let my whole family go to your house for dinner."

Colangeno: "It's okay, I will report to you. I have drawn up another recruitment list here: Lillard, Klay Thompson, Harden, Booker..."

"Go to hell you~"

Hanging up the phone, Colangeno laughed.

Xiaobian, fight with me?
(End of this chapter)