The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 169 Quartet Controversy
Quadruple pairs!The only active player!who is he?Tell us loudly!
Tang Yu got a quadruple-double in the second year of his career.Jordan and Kobe, even these two great gods have never won a quadruple double.

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Various forces have sent congratulatory messages, expressing their views on this matter.First the Legacy:

Jordan, the god of basketball, wrote on his personal official Twitter: I used to think that this kid is not like me, but now I finally feel that he has a little taste of me.But it still takes practice...

Admiral David Robinson, who hadn't seen his face for a long time, took a nap: Oh, there is another member of the quadruple-double family?welcome!But now the pace of the game is fast, and it is easier to collect data than we were back then.

Kobe and O'Neal jointly sent a congratulatory message: Quadruple double, it's incredible, be careful that our old OK will come back and beat you to death!

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People in the active duty gang also commented one after another:

Curry: Curry sent a congratulatory message, Curry sent a congratulatory message.I'm talking about two Curry, a Stephen Curry, a Seth Curry. (This guy advertises his brother no matter what.)
Zhan Huang has something to say: quadruple double! ? ! ?real or fake! ?It is strongly recommended that the alliance investigate this matter and check whether the data is hydrated~haha, just kidding, congratulations.

Ross: Sad, people are more angry than people.Big brother, I will be able to mess with you in the future. (James is more poignant.)
Rondo, who has always been quiet, unexpectedly came out of that corner: Use my trick?Did you pay copyright fees?Congratulations on your quadruple double, by the way!
Antetokounmpo is simple and clear: four pairs! ! !Can I swear?

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Finally, the rookies also collectively voiced:

Fultz: Wow.

Lonzo: Wow, bench.

Tutum: Worship, sofa.

Smith: Worship, the front row sells melon seeds, soda...

Simmons: Worship, keep in line below.

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Beep beep ding beep beep...

Three-person conference call?

Tang Yu: Two big brothers?
Wan Qiang: Quadruple double?
Zheng Wei: Quadruple pairs!
Tang Yu: Quadruple pairs, am I awesome?

Wan Qiang: Bank of China invited you to be their spokesperson, do you want to do it?
Tang Yu: I have never heard that Bank of China has a spokesperson.

Wan Qiang: The situation is complicated, can we do it in one sentence?
Tang Yu: If you have more money, do it!
Wan Qiang: [-] million RMB for a one-year endorsement test.

Tang Yu: Do it!

Wan Qiang: Simply!
Zheng Wei: I have a new plan.

Tang Yu: What?
Zheng Wei: Now that your personal image is very strong, I am going to start a Tang Yu entertainment company.

Tang Yu: An entertainment company?What do you mainly do?
Zheng Wei: The first step is to make peripherals related to you.For example, dolls, figures, transforming robots, etc...

Tang Yu: Transforming robot?

Zheng Wei: In the future, when we become big, we can also engage in movies and music.

Wan Qiang: Do you want to sign young models?

Tang Yu: Playing with stinky rice?
Wan Qiang: I want a tender model!
Zheng Wei: You can have this~
Tang Yu: We must obey the law!Don't do those bad things.

Wan Qiang: Go away.

Tang Yu: I block!
Wan Qiang: Go to Baidu Post Bar to have a look.

Tang Yu: Baidu Tieba?
Wan Qiang: You can see it after watching it. It is very interesting.

Tang Yu: What's interesting?
The mobile phone display: Wan Qiang ended the conference call.

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Baidu Tieba, it is said that this is a magical place.Tang Yu has never been on [Tang Yu Bar] before, because he never thought of this post bar at all.

Since Wan Qiang asked to take a look, let's take a look and see what those keyboard warriors had to say.

There was a post that caught Tang Yu's attention, a post by a person named [Bingbingliangliang], the title was "On why Tang Yu can get quadruple pairs?" "

Why can you get a quadruple double?I am awesome!But the keyboard man's routine is not something ordinary people can guess, maybe they will say that I am lucky, JJ is big, I stepped on dog shit when I went out~ let's take a look first.

Clicking into the post, Tang Yu saw Bing Bingliang wrote:
Tang Yu was able to get the quadruple double because of the support of my family, Bing Feiai!If it weren't for the silent support of my family, Bingfei, who has been behind him, would he have achieved such results?cannot!

Tang Yu was in a mess, he never thought that the reason why he got the quadruple double was because of Zhang Bingfei's support.So if one day he played badly, was it because he was cursed by Zhang Bingfei?
Zhang Bingfei must have poisoned her fans, that's why his fans came here to make trouble.Tang Yu really wants to call Zhang Bingfei, keep a distance from me! ! !

But there are not too many people who are fighting with [Bingbingliangliang] under the post!
A trash talker Tang wrote: Zhang Bingfei was raised by that old BIANG, I don't care about her. (Tang Yu secretly said: Although I don't like her either, you can't represent me.)
Bingbingliangliang counterattacks: Do you like it?You can't earn 50 yuan by moving bricks all day long, so you are still worrying about billionaires here?
Trash talk Tang Zailai: Zhang Bingfei is a black hole, a woman who tore the sheets to pieces, not good enough for me!
Bingbingliangliang: Just you?Matching with Sister Feng is a compliment to you!

Trash Talk Tang: I will fuck you, I will fuck your chacha, that chacha...

Bingbingbingliang: I'll fuck you, I'll fuck your chacha again...
Tang Yu was speechless. He thought that the domestic network environment was better than that of the United States because it had been purified.I didn't expect the situation to be similar!It's just that the foreign FUCK and SHIT have become domestic chacha and chacha.

But it's good to look at the post bar, otherwise I don't know that Zhang Bingfei has done so many things for hype.

Let Zheng Wei think of a way~
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Leave this post and look at other posts.

A post from Trash Talking Tang [Suggest that IDs with the word "bing" or "cool" be sealed forever! 】.

Tang Yu smiled: "What a hatred~"

Looking at the title, it's basically meaningless.

Um?This post has depth!There are still many people who reply!
It was a post made by a netizen named [Tang Yu 01], titled "Ranking in my heart among the top five in active service!" "

[Tang Yu 01] First explained his own point of view: In my mind, Tang Yu is the number one active small forward, followed by James, Durant, Leonard, and George Paul.

This is Tang Yu, of course there are many people who follow blindly:
Bar Friend [Second False Biography] (I'm a new fan just by looking at the name): Well, Tang Yu is number one, others are optional.

Bar friend [Yankou Cousins]: On top, I agree!
Bar friend [a little smile is very charming]: It’s okay for Tang Yu to rank first, James and Durant should change.Zhan Huang is old, can he still eat?

Bar friend [JAMES23]: Can Tang Yu rank first?Save it, and see if it will be abolished in another five years. (Looking at the name, this person is a fan of James, and he dared to go to [Tang Yu Bar] to hate people, isn't he courting death?)
[Tang Yu 01]: Tang Yu has only been in the league for two years, and today he has a quadruple-double.How long has James been in the league?Got a quadruple double?
【JAMES23】: Zhanhuang MVP, FMVP, championship?What does Tang Yu have?Tang Yu has none!

[Tang Yu 01]: Eight steps in the sky, decision [-], decision [-], teammate CBA, group champion, pot throwing champion, hurdle champion, none of these Tang Yu.

【JAMES23】: A low-level Tai Chi player, a boxer, and the king of trash talk. It’s hard to say whether he can fight until the eighth year like Yao Ming, and still be number one in the league?

These two guys were arguing in full swing, a guy named [Tang Yu Intelligence Expert] came in and clarified: Stop arguing, Tang Yu himself said that now he is the number one small forward in the NBA.

Tang Yu was in a mess: "Damn, if I didn't enter Baidu Tieba, I wouldn't even know I said this."

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【JAMES23】: I'll fuck you, I'll fuck your chacha, that chacha...

[Tang Yu 01]: I will fork you, I will fork your fork and then fork...

Hey, Baidu Tieba, no matter what the topic is, in the end there is only "Chacha". It seems that only "Chacha" can solve problems for Chinese people.Fork first and then go fast?
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