The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 192
"I really want to live another 500 years..."

who?Still an unknown number in China.

Tang Yu grabbed his phone: "Hello, how are you?"

The big brother with a Taiwanese accent: "Tang Yu, hello. I'm Little Pig Luo Zhixiang."

Tang Yu: "Ah... Hello, Brother Luo!"

Luo Zhixiang: "I asked for your phone number from Bingfei, hehe~"

Zhang Bingfei! ! !I really want to kill you...Looks like I should change my phone number.But so many friends have my phone number, it’s troublesome to change~
Not knowing what Luo Zhixiang was going to say, Tang Yu chose to smile awkwardly: "Hehe."

Luo Zhixiang: "I want to ask you something, I wonder if it will work?"

Tang Yu: "You say, I will try my best."

Luo Zhixiang: "The Christmas game between the Warriors and the Cavaliers is coming soon. I am also a basketball fan, and I really want to watch the game live. Can you help me get a ticket for that game?"

Do you think you can get the tickets for the Christmas game anytime you want?I just bought my tickets, and it was through Curry's relationship.You said you didn't ask earlier if you wanted tickets, really!

But if you say that you don't get tickets for others, what will others think?Anyway, he is also a wrist~ Tang Yu bit the bullet and agreed: "Okay, Brother Luo. I will definitely get you the tickets."

Luo Zhixiang: "Then thank you!"

Tang Yu: "You're welcome."

Luo Zhixiang: "Shall I add your WeChat? I will pay you."

Tang Yu: "Forget about the money."

Luo Zhixiang: "No, we must pay. We are all real fans."

Tang Yu: "Okay, that's it. Bye."

Luo Zhixiang: "Goodbye."

Lin Yueyun on the side asked Tang Yu curiously: "Who is it? Can you help buy tickets?"

Tang Yu said helplessly: "The big star Luo Zhixiang. I don't even know where to go to help him buy tickets."

Lin Yueyun: "Hehe, help if you can."

Tang Yu: "I really owed her the good business that Zhang Bingfei introduced to me in my last life."

Lin Yueyun: "You mustn't be fooled by her!"

Tang Yu: "Don't worry, I'm afraid of her~"

……

"I really want to live another 500 years..."

It was another strange number from China, and Tang Yu was a little scared when he saw it.

Picking up the phone, Tang Yu asked in a low voice, "Hello, who are you?"

The person on the phone: "Brother, I'm my nephew~"

Tang Yu: "Are you a liar? I don't have a nephew as old as you."

Guo Ailun: "I am Guo Ailun."

Tang Yu: "Hehe, it's Guo Shao, have you changed your phone number?"

Guo Ailun: "No, it's because you didn't save my mobile phone number? Look down on me, brother."

Tang Yu: "I swear to God, absolutely not."

Guo Ailun: "Young Master Tang, please do one thing."

Tang Yu: "Don't. Between brothers, just talk about something."

Guo Ailun: "Can you get me a ticket for the Christmas game?"

Tang Yu was so witty, and quickly replied: "Kaizi hit the rocket? OK!"

Guo Ailun: "No, no, that game where the Warriors played against the Cavaliers."

Tang Yu: "Ah, so..."

Guo Ailun heard Tang Yu's tone of hesitation, and asked, "Is it difficult to get it? If it doesn't work, let it go!"

There is nothing I can't do!Tang Yu regained his confidence in a second: "It's not difficult, I have a good relationship with Curry, it's not difficult to get a few tickets!"

Guo Ailun: "If that's the case, then please!"

Tang Yu: "OK, goodbye."

Guo Ailun: "Goodbye."

Ouch... my mother...

Tang Yu sat on the sofa, took a sip of lemonade and began to complain: "These people organized a group to ask me to buy tickets."

Lin Yueyun: "They thought you printed the tickets, hehe..."

Tang Yu: "I'm just being taken advantage of."

Lin Yueyun: "You just like to slap your swollen face to look fat."

Tang Yu touched his nose and said, "Hey, who told me to save face."

Lin Yueyun: "I just like Brother Yu's attitude of not being ashamed."

Tang Yu cupped his hands and bowed: "Xiaosheng, thank you for your compliment..."

Lin Yueyun hammered Tang Yu with her small hand: "Haha."

"I really want to live another 500 years..."

Another unknown Chinese number.

Tang Yu had a headache and didn't want to pick it up.

Lin Yueyun: "Brother Yu, call."

Tang Yu was scared: "I won't pick it up. I'm afraid it's the guy who asked me to buy tickets again."

Lin Yueyun: "Go on, we're not afraid."

Tang Yu: "Help me pick it up. If it's someone you don't know, just say I'm sick."

Lin Yueyun: "Huh?"

Tang Yu: "Let's just say it like this, it's okay."

Lin Yueyun picked up Tang Yu's cell phone: "Hello, how are you?"

On the other side is a woman: "Excuse me, is this Mr. Tang Yu's phone number?"

Lin Yueyun: "Yes, I am his girlfriend. Who are you?"

Yang Mi: "Hi, I'm Yang Mi. How do I call you?"

Lin Yueyun: "Ah, hello Miss Yang. My name is Lin."

Yang Mi: "Miss Lin, can I let Mr. Tang answer the phone?"

Lin Yueyun looked at Tang Yu, and mouthed: Yang... Mi...

Tang Yu shook his head and opened his mouth: I don't answer, just help me deal with it.

Lin Yueyun understood, and said according to what Tang Yu taught him: "I'm sorry, he is sick."

Yang Mi: "Ah, what a coincidence. Is his illness not serious?"

Lin Yueyun: "It's not serious. I just ate something wrong and my stomach hurts. He's lying on the bed now. How about I give him the phone?"

Tang Yu gave Lin Yueyun a thumbs up, saying it very well.

Yang Mi: "No, no. I'll call another day."

Lin Yueyun: "Okay, goodbye then."

Yang Mi: "Well, goodbye!"

……

Lin Yueyun: "Brother Yu, it's all your fault for causing me to lie and deceive people."

Tang Yu: "This is an apologetic lie, not a lie."

Lin Yueyun laughed like a flower: "You scoundrel, hee hee."

Tang Yu: "I was also forced..."

Lin Yueyun: "If someone calls to ask for a ticket in a while, you should just refuse it." To be a human being, you must learn to refuse.

Tang Yu moved his brain and said, "No need to refuse, let's give them Zhou Qi's phone number." It was full of routines.

Lin Yueyun was dumbfounded: "Ah, this is also okay?"

Tang Yu: "I can't help it. In fantasy novels, it is said that dead fellows don't die poor people~"

Lin Yueyun: "..."

"It's raining, and the old hometown is full of grass and trees..."

Tang Yu was nervous when he heard the phone call: "Quickly look up Zhou Qi's phone number."

Lin Yueyun handed the phone to Tang Yu: "Don't be nervous, it's Brother Qiang's call."

Tang Yu: "Oh, my brain was short-circuited by fright. Haha~"

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It's almost Christmas, and I have to rush to buy tickets for those people, it's really depressing...

To buy a ticket, who else can I turn to besides Uncle Ku Ritian?
I can't help it, call me with the cheek.

Beep beep...it worked.

Tang Yu: "Brother, hello."

Curry: "Oh? If you don't have anything to do, you must steal."

Tang Yu cut to the chase: "Meng God, please do me a favor."

Curry: "If it's about the Christmas game tickets, don't talk about it."

I fuck...

Tang Yu: "There are too many people asking for tickets from you, right?"

Curry: "Yeah, didn't I just find four for you?"

Tang Yu: "Yes, I know. It was not entrusted to me by others."

Curry: "I really don't have any. Good-Luck~"

Tang Yu: "Okay, thank you"

Curry: "But you can ask the rich man Zhan. He is kind and generous, and he likes to call others brothers and sisters. Maybe he can get you a few."

Tang Yu: "Really? Thank you so much for your news."

Curry: "Bye!"

Tang Yu: "Wait..."

Curry: "What's wrong?"

Tang Yu: "I don't have his phone number!"

Curry: "You don't even have James King's phone? That's okay~"

(End of this chapter)