The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 206
The All-Star Game has begun!

What is an All-Star?As the name suggests, everyone is a star.All of them are stars.

What is the mystery of the All-Star Game?That is X***D.

What kind of tactic is X***D?The tortoise bastard combined punches, punched the teacher to death with random punches, didn't talk about routines, he just did it when he came up, and he did it if he refused to accept it, all kinds of X****, all kinds of heads-up, all kinds of solo.

Whatever it is, as long as the audience enjoys watching~
……

However, the full-name star competitions in recent years are too turbulent and uncompetitive, and the audience also thinks it is not very good-looking.The audience has long been tired of watching all kinds of trapeze, what they need to see is a reasonable confrontation!
In previous All-Star games, the first three quarters were watery and the fourth quarter was dry.However, in last year's All-Star Game, the whole game was paddling, there was no defense at all, and the audience didn't do it.

So Xiao Hua's godfather waved his hand, and the rules were changed.

One, this year's All-Star Game rewards each winner with $5.See if you still take it seriously?

Second, the number of stars on both sides has increased from the previous 12 to 15 in each team. If you don’t play well, go on, and there are others?
The policy is in place, but whether the effect is good or not is another matter.

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Game start.

On the Curry team, Curry jumps the ball, and on the James team, Wade jumps the ball.

It's really a comparison, it can be called the shortest jump ball in the history of the All-Star Game, Meng Shen and Zhan Huang teamed up again to play Xiao Hua's godfather.

Curry won the jump ball, what a fucking surprise.Even he himself was surprised.

Tang Yu got the jump ball that Curry won, and he had to do it with the ball!Dribbled the ball for two steps quickly, thinking that he would continue to dribble in?No!
I saw Tang Yu looking forward, not looking at people, and throwing the ball with his hands behind his back.The euphemistic name is: Tribute to Curry!

The All-Star Game is all about knowing how to play!
Curry saw the ball flying towards him, he was stupid for a second, and quickly reached out to grab the ball.

After catching the ball, I realized that there was no one around!

It's only halftime... There is no defense in front? ? ?I want to say hello!

Curry grabbed the ball and the Sun Rays came out~
Bang, the ball went out against the edge of the basket.

"Ha ha ha ha……"

I don't know what is funny, where is the point of laughter.In short, Curry shook his shoulders again, danced again, and swayed from side to side with a smile.A strong primary school student's sense of sight.

……

You are a superstar now, and I was a superstar in the past, who is afraid of whom?
Wade dribbles the ball over the halfway line, picks it up and shoots.Do you think I don't have three points?
I just shoot a little lower from three.

The old Wade also made a three-pointer, which is different from Curry: Curry's ball goes out from the left side of the frame, and Wade's ball goes out from the right side of the frame~
"Hahahaha..." Curry let out another burst of pupil-like laughter.

The fans also followed suit.

Tang Yu still doesn't understand, what is he laughing at?

……

Curry dribbled the ball across half court again, swaying slowly.I am not in a hurry to vote or pass on, I don’t know what he is going to do~
Tang Yu and Social Melon boasted all the way.

Tang Yu: "Brother Gua, Thunder is not easy to mix with, right?"

Anthony kept complaining: "That's right, Westbrook is a one-man force. He takes more shots and fewer hits every game. It's not good!"

Tang Yu: "Both your and George's contracts expire next year, right?"

Anthony: "Yes."

Tang Yu: "Did you think about it?"

Anthony smirked: "Recruit me now? It's illegal."

Tang Yu: "Brother, I didn't say anything." It's just a trick of your words, just think I'm going to recruit you?
Accidentally, the two chatted to the basket.

As soon as Tang Yu looked up, he shouted: "I'm going!!!"

Curry made a random pass and smashed the ball to the top of the backboard.This is a retaliatory pass.

Pass it too high!Do you think I'm Big Mackey?

Tang Yu jumped up, looked at the position of the ball, turned [-] degrees in the air, and caught the basketball with both hands.Fastener snaps into the frame at the back.

wow!
What a cool and fucking performance!
"Good!" The fans cheered.

"Awesome~" Sun Honglei, who was sitting in the front row, shouted in Chinese, and was very happy.

Anthony reached out to the sky and grabbed Tang Yu's feet: "Come down~ Don't hang the frame."

"Okay, I'll come down here."

……

Old Wade dribbled the ball across half court and shouted at James: "Give him back!"

James smiled happily: "Okay!"

Janeway is connecting again! ! !
James went down to the basket, and Tang Yu opened his hands to fake defense beside him.

Old Wade hangs one high.

The ball is on the board, even if the ball is dunked, it will not be more exciting than the connection between Tang Yu and Curry just now~
Who is James?Even the acting can't be worse than Curry!He jumped up high, caught the ball, shot it in an instant, and smashed the ball hard on the backboard!
The ball bounces off the board quickly!
Anthony took off quickly, caught the ball in the air, and clasped his hands angrily!

Niuba, Wade, James, and Anthony are connected!

Both Curry and Tang Yu reacted divinely, and squatted down with their heads in their hands at the same time, deliberately pretending to be terrified.

"Mom, tell me what happened just now?"

The two funny performances drew bursts of laughter from the fans in the stands.

It seems that Xiao Hua's godfather should add a best funny award to the All-Star Game.

"Hahahaha..." After Curry stood up, there was another magical laughter of the signature elementary school students.

"Hahahaha..." Tang Yu also laughed.

Leonard looked stupidly at the two people who had already lost their magic.I don't understand:
One, why are they laughing?
Second, why can such two people become superstars?

Three, why can't I laugh?
Four, why does Bobo always smile so darkly?
……

call out!Tang Yu threw an unreasonable three-pointer on Zhan Huang's head.

It's only halfway through the first quarter, and it's already 12 points. Tang Yu has scored so many points that even he himself is embarrassed.

……

When the James team attacked, Tang Yu went up and scratched James' armpit, and the foul ended.

James: "Indecent!"

Tang Yu: "..."

All-stars, you have to let others play too.

……

There are many All-Stars this year, so let's go up and down five times.

Tang Yu returned to the bench, didn't sit on the seat, and sat down on the ground.This is comfortable and natural.

It feels so good to lie down and watch the ball!
All-stars, I didn't expect to look more joyful than fighting.

……

Westbrook and Irving started a bullfight as soon as they played!
These two so-called best point guards in the East and West are not convinced by each other.Westbrook faced Irving's iron-headed three-point line and pulled one out, let's go!

Irving faced Westbrook's tortoise head from outside the three-point line and made a move, and also went in.

……

Westbrook brought the ball over, and Irving took the ball from Westbrook's crotch while Westbrook was not paying attention.Happy basketball walks...

There was no one to stop him anyway, and Owen was half a dragon in most of the court, and he slammed into the dunk with one hand.

"SHIT!" Westbrook yelled.

Owen: "Come on, come on."

Westbrook: "I'm afraid of you~"

……

Well, it's time for Irving to take the ball this time, and Westbrook followed from afar.

Westbrook's eyes are smaller than the eye of a needle, and Irving knew that he had to deal with it carefully so as not to let Westbrook succeed in grabbing the ball.

Westbrook refused to admit defeat, suffered such a big loss, can he be fine if he doesn't fight back?
Seeing Westbrook rushing over, Irving ran away with the ball.Just kidding, in terms of dribbling in the league, Paul is the first and Irving is the second.

No matter how Owen ran, Westbrook just didn't let him go, biting behind him tightly.

"Stop if you can!"

"Catch me if you have the ability!"

Irving is also ruthless, I just don’t pass, I just don’t pass, I wait until 24 seconds are over before casting, you chase me, you chase me...

The two chased in and out of the penalty area like this, and engaged in several rounds.

Tang Yu stood up from the ground, walked to the sidelines, and shouted at Owen: "You are going out of bounds."

In the next second, Irving went out of bounds.

Good teammate in China? ? ?
Owen couldn't laugh or cry: "Don, which side are you from?"

Tang Yu replied frankly: "We are at the same end~"

Owen: "..."

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Three quarters passed in a blink of an eye, and Curry and James tied 111:111.

During the holiday break, Curry called everyone to a meeting: "Should we win the game for the $5?"

This is a good question.

(End of this chapter)