The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 228 The New King of Philadelphia
"You are so poisonous, you are so poisonous, you are so poisonous... Be careful, I will definitely retaliate..."

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Tang Yu: "Hello, boss?"

Colangeno: "How many times have I said, don't call me the boss. I should be fired by the real boss someday!"

Tang Yu immediately changed his words: "Okay, fake boss, what's the matter?"

Colangeno: "What else can I do? Congratulations on breaking the scoring record in a single quarter last night!"

Tang Yu's chrysanthemum tightened: "Don't tell me, you already congratulated once last night, I'm afraid!"

Colangeno: "Really? I'm too old to remember, hahaha..."

Tang Yu: "Don't talk about it!"

Colangeno: "Tonight at eight o'clock tonight, the Philadelphia TV station "The Voice of Philadelphia" has invited you to do a program."

It's over, and I have to work for free again, Tang Yu politely refused: "I can't go, there is training at night."

Colangeno: "No need to go to training, I approve."

Damn it, let's chop it up.Tang Yu: "Do you have any money? No? Don't go~"

Colangeno: "Others sponsored the team, you can't go. This episode is your special topic."

Tang Yu insisted on teasing Colangeno to the end: "The team didn't share my money, so I won't go~"

Colangeno: "If you don't go, I'll let you play as a substitute. Let's figure it out."

Tang Yu: "Hey, I knew you would say that. Forget it, I'll give you a face, and I'll go."

Colangeno: "That's right, the main position is up to you to fight for. Remember to bring Iverson and Simmons, I won't notify them one by one."

Tang Yu: "I've never met someone as lazy as you."

Colangeno: "Hahaha, goodbye..." As for the general manager, you have to act like a general manager.

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The Voice of Philadelphia, the most famous talk show in Philadelphia.Tang Yu has never been on it, not once, because he thought the show was too boring before, so he rejected them all.But today I can't refuse~
At 8 o'clock in the evening, the show started on time, and it was still live.

The host was a thin, bald man, wearing a pair of gold-rimmed glasses, who looked like the cousin or cousin of Xiao Hua's godfather.

Bald man with glasses: "Hi everyone, I'm the host Xiao Ping SHOPPING. Welcome to our "Voice of Philadelphia". Who did we invite today? You must have no idea! He is Tang Yu, who broke the NBA scoring record in a single quarter last night, our King of Philadelphia!!! And his two friends, Iverson and Simmons."

Xiao Ping, isn't it "slippery" if you are flat?It seems that he and Xiao Hua are really half cousins.

Xiao Ping: "Next, let's invite the three of them to make a gorgeous debut!!!"

No one came out?You're not messing with me, are you?

Xiao Ping raised his voice and said it a second time: "Next, three please!!!"

Or no one?

Xiao Ping: "Director? Where's the person? Don't mess with me."

Director: "The three of them have such a big position, you can call it again."

It must be your fault.Xiao Ping said for the third time: "The three of them are invited!"

The music of fifty cents was played, and the three people finally came out after long-awaited calls.

Xiao Ping: "I waited so hard for the three of you."

Tang Yu: "The director said, the three of us, you have to call three times before we can come out."

Xiao Hua: "I didn't mean today. I have been waiting for you since last year. After waiting for a whole year, you finally came." I heard that you can speak very well. Let me see how you explain this matter?

Tang Yu was very indifferent, and Tai Chi also slipped: "Our general manager Colan Geno won't let me come, saying that the water in this show is very deep, and he is afraid that I will drown."

Xiao Ping: "No, Mr. Colangeno told me that he invited you several times, but you refused."

Tang Yu: "Can you believe what he said? He also told me that he will bring Downs to our team next year, do you believe it?"

Xiao Ping: "I don't believe it. How is that possible?"

Snapped!Iverson clapped his hands: "What Mr. Colangeno said, you can only use punctuation marks."

Simmons: "Punctuation marks are only half-trusted. Periods and commas are not to be trusted."

Xiao Ping: "This is a live broadcast, aren't you afraid he will hear it?"

Tang Yu pointed to the auditorium where the boxed lunch was served: "Isn't he there?" Do you think I didn't see it?

The camera cuts to Colangeno, who is sitting there giggling.Colangeno is such a person who is good at pretending to be stupid and confusing his opponents. In fact, he is better than anyone else.

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Xiao Ping: "Let's not talk about him. Let's talk about what happened last night, the exciting thing. 38 points in a single quarter, my God! It's unprecedented. Tell me what you think? That feeling must be great, right?"

Tang Yu said domineeringly: "The record is for breaking. In fact, I..."

Xiao Ping: "Stop talking, let your two good brothers talk first."

Tang Yu: "I..." You are awesome, it's best not to let me run into you on the street!

Xiao Ping: "Allen, can you tell me first?"

Iverson: "To be honest, I'm not interested in his 38-point single-quarter record. I'm only interested in my own record."

Xiao Ping was puzzled: "Do you also have a record? Why haven't I heard of it?"

Iverson: "You know, as a point guard, I haven't had a record of 5 consecutive assists before. But this time I did it, and I can say that I am a point guard. It feels so good. Haha!"

NND, neither of these two is mortal.There is only Ben Simmons, maybe he is easier to bully!
Xiao Ping: "Ben, both No. 1 and No. 3 have gone crazy. As No. 2, the bridge connecting them, I want to hear what you have to say."

Simmons: "What's the bridge connecting them?"

It seems that these three are not mortals!

Xiao Ping: "A bridge is a link."

Simmons: "What's a bond?"

Xiao Ping: "A link is...for example, a highway."

Simmons: "I understand when you say that. I'm not a highway, I'm a human. Also, you can't play basketball on the highway, you can only drive."

Forget it, forget it, I can't afford to mess with you.Xiao Ping: "Tang, your two good brothers have finished talking, and it's your turn to talk."

Tang Yu: "What they both said is what I want to say."

Xiao Ping: "Oh?"

Tang Yu: "What's the matter? Is there any problem?"

Xiao Ping: "No problem."

They didn't say anything, okay?Xiao Ping was on the verge of crying. After so long on the show, he met many lunatics, but this was the first time he met three lunatics at once.

In the future, Tang Yu no longer has to refuse the "Voice of Philadelphia" program, because Xiao Ping never wants to invite him again.

But the director, who was already laughing like crazy, didn't think so. As a director and producer, he thought the effect was very good!Surprisingly good!People who can make Xiao Ping cry must be invited!
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Xiao Ping: "Tang, I'm going to give you a surprise."

Tang Yu: "As long as it's not frightened."

Xiao Hua: "The colleague in front of me has already made an appointment with Klay Thompson. Let you two enemies chat, haha~"

Tang Yu: "I just broke the record, and I have nothing against Clay."

Beep, the TV turned on, and Thompson and his dog appeared on the screen.

Thompson also saw Tang Yu, Iverson and Simmons from the picture over there. "Hi!"

Tang Yu: "Hello, Clay. And the little guy next to you, it's also good."

Thompson: "Well, we're fine."

Xiao Ping poked his head into the camera: "Clay, can't you? He broke your record, can you still sit still?"

Thompson: "I know you. Xiao Hua's cousin."

Xiao Ping: "I have nothing to do with Xiao Hua."

Thompson took advantage of the situation and said: "It doesn't matter to me that Tang Yu broke the record."

Xiao Ping: "You are really calm."

Tang Yu: "Do you want to cause conflicts between me and Clay? No way, haha..."

Thompson: "Exactly."

Xiao Ping: "Aren't you going to break the record?"

Thompson: "Records don't matter. I just need to beat him in the Finals."

Xiao Hua: "Let me just say, you won't admit defeat easily."

Thompson: "The championship is the most important thing."

Tang Yu: "Yes, I agree with you."

Thompson: "See you in the finals!"

Tang Yu: "Okay."

Thompson: "That's it."

Xiao Hua: "Come on, let's talk a little more, Clay???"

Thompson looked at his watch: "You only paid for 10 minutes, and now you have been chatting for 12 minutes." It is already very conscientious.

Xiao Hua: "Director, recharge Clay..."

(End of this chapter)