The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 33 Bending the bow and shooting the sun (1)

Johnson: "Everybody! Be-high, tonight!"

Barkley: "I love you, do you love me?"

O'Neal: "As long as people don't love the chicken ass you're selling."

Barkley: "Are you jealous of my business talent?"

O'Neal: "You're a liar."

Want to mess up?no way!
Buckley: "I officially declare that the chicken butts and donkeys sold will not be returned!"

O'Neill: "A profiteer."

Johnson couldn't take it anymore: "If you make trouble again, I will fire you two!"

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No matter how upset the other party is in your heart, the process of pretending to shake hands still has to go.

I heard you disapproved of me?Cousins ​​squeezed Tang Yu's hand fiercely, and said bitterly: "Rookie, today I will rub you on the ground! Let you know how trash you are!"

I heard you don't like me?Tang Yu ruthlessly ironed: "Basketball is a game played by people with brains. I really don't know how you got into our circle!"

Cousins: "You, find, die."

Tang Yu: "I, wait, wait."

Both of them pinched each other's hands to death.Before the game officially started, the smell of gunpowder was a bit strong.

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O'Neill: "WOW, Tang Yu and Cousins ​​each scored 4 points at the beginning of the game. This game is destined to be exciting."

Barkley likes to play against O'Neill: "That's not necessarily the case. Tang Yu likes to spray dung, and Cousins ​​​​has a bad temper. Maybe these two guys will fight soon."

O'Neill: "Civilized! We are all civilized people!"

As soon as Cousins ​​got the ball in the paint, Embiid came to him.Embiid has already made a small calculation, and keeps teasing Cousins ​​with small moves.This guy has a bad temper, so annoy him first, and he just vented his anger on Tang Yu after a while.

Cousins ​​was distracted by Embiid, and seeing "Blood Cloth" Bledsoe hanging on the left wing, he threw the ball indiscriminately.

nice shot!

Covington intercepted the ball halfway, very happy.

This is Cousins. Although he has a low post support, he passes the ball randomly when he is unhappy.Use a tall sentence to describe: I am me, a different kind of fireworks/second-hand goods.

Three-on-two frontcourt, Tang Yu, Rodriguez and Covington beat Booker and Chris.

The ball passed between Tang Yu, Rodriguez and Covington, and finally returned to Covington.He scored an easy layup.

Kings coach Mike Malone couldn't bear it anymore, and yelled at Cousins: "DeMarcus, what are you passing nonsense?" That's already considered polite.

Cousins ​​was dissatisfied, and muttered in a low voice: "Is there still a mistake in my pass?"

His words happened to be heard by Tang Yu who was drifting by.Tang Yu left a sentence: "The brain is a good thing, you need it. Ha!"

Cousins: "None of your business! Garbage!"

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In the next few minutes, no matter how Cousins ​​played, he still fell back with high difficulty.The Kings' outside Bledsoe and Booker also feel cold, always missing shots.

On the other hand, for the 76ers, Tang Yu, Covington and Embiid all blossomed and hit one after another.

The score soon reached 25:11.Look at the timer, there are 2 minutes and 05 seconds left before the end of the first quarter.

Mike Malone couldn't take it anymore and called a timeout.Cursed at Cousins ​​for a while: "DeMarcus, did you hit shit?"

Cousins ​​is famously not afraid of the coach, so he couldn't bear it, and directly yelled back at Mike Malone: ​​"You are the shit!"

Mike Malone furious: "Watch your attitude and your temper!"

Cousins ​​also raised his voice an octave: "You have to pay attention to your attitude and temper!"

Mike Malone was trembling with anger: "You...don't fight, just stay on the bench."

"Whoever is afraid of whom! If you don't fight, don't fight!"

Cousins ​​was angry, threw the towel on his shoulders heavily, sat down on the bench resentfully, and then began to be in a dazed mode.

For Cousins, the Kings management loves and hates, and there is nothing they can do about him.Mike Malone couldn't subdue him even more.

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Saying that Cousins ​​is not allowed to play is just an angry word.Before playing 2 minutes in the second quarter, Mike Malone replaced him again.

Cousins, who re-entered the court, was like a beast out of the cage. First, he violently detained Embiid, who kept making small moves;

With 4 points in an instant, Cousins ​​was full of confidence again.A thought came to mind: hit Tang Yu on the back!

After a change of defense, Tang Yu stood in front of Cousins ​​again, with a high degree of vigilance in his heart: he is tall, and the basket is still relatively accurate, so I have to guard him seriously.

Cousins ​​dribbled the ball, turned around halfway, and turned his back to Tang Yu.

Came to the door to beat back?Tang Yu smiled: "Have you signed up? Just want to hit me back?"

Cousins ​​is going to mess around again!Booker loudly dissuaded Cousins: "Boss, don't hit him on the back!" I haven't seen anyone successfully hit Tang Yu on the back.

But is Cousins ​​a listener?God can't change the decision he made.

Cousins ​​worked hard on his waist, and sat on Tang Yu desperately with his butt, trying to push him.But he was surprised to find that the force he exerted was like mud sinking into the sea, never to return.

What the hell?

"Haha, can't you stand it?"

Tang Yu made a lunge with his right foot, supported his body, and adjusted his left foot slightly to prevent Cousins' force from being transmitted to himself.

"WTF?"

Cousins ​​cursed and used his back to arch Tang Yu, but it still had no effect.Seeing that five seconds were approaching, Cousins ​​pretended to raise the ball and shook his shoulders, not knowing whether he wanted to confuse Tang Yu or anesthetize himself.

Tang Yu satirized: "Are you doing acrobatics?" Alluding to Cousins ​​as a clown.

Cousins ​​turned around against the sky, leaned back with super difficulty, and pulled the ball out!

The ball draws a perfect horizontal line in the air!That's right, it's not a parabola, it's a horizontal line!

Barkley in the broadcast room supported his head with a painful expression on his face: "Shame! Shame! Shame!"

It would be better to say that there are three non-sticks, but the ball flew out of bounds after rubbing the bottom edge of the backboard!

"Haha, back slap, haha, this is the legendary back slap..." Tang Yu laughed until his stomach hurts.

"Ha ha ha ha."

The audience was filled with the laughter of the 76ers, and even the people on the bench stood up and applauded.

Cousins' eyes turned round and he "didn't know" what was going on, went into play dumb mode, and slowly ran back to his own half.

McConnell clasped his hands into a megaphone: "Here's another one!"

Cousins ​​turned his head and yelled at him: "Silly, go back and lick your master's ass!"

For this sentence, you can be fined 20000 knives.

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Put away the funny points, and fight again when you are serious.

Tang Yu stood 45 degrees outside the three-point line, lurking in Mingyue.

Rodriguez dribbled the ball with one hand and called his teammates to move with the other.Bledsoe, on the other hand, was like a night owl on standby, following him unhurriedly.

Tang Yu didn't move, but stared at Bledsoe's eyes.

A trace of strangeness flashed in his eyes, he must move!
Sure enough, Bledsoe stretched out his hand suddenly, hit it with one hit, and made a decisive steal!Although Rodriguez had taken psychological precautions, Bledsoe's sneak attack definitely caught him off guard!

It's just that before Bledsoe had time to be proud, the ball in his hand had disappeared and turned into Tang Yu's hands!
The praying mantis catches the cicada and the oriole is behind?

"Beautiful!" Coach Brown stood up from his seat excitedly.

"What a counterattack!" Booker, who was not far away, gasped when he saw it.

Playing basketball requires not only strong physical fitness and extraordinary basketball skills, but also keen insight and precise judgment.

If you only look at the ability score, Tang Yu's current physical fitness and basketball skills are only above average.But his basketball IQ is ridiculously high, even if he scored 99 points, it is not surprising.

Husband war, courage also.One wins, then declines, and three exhausts.

Tang Yu succeeded in counter-robbing, his momentum was in full swing, and he rushed into the penalty area in one go.It doesn't matter whether you are guarding the basket, Cousins, or cousin, I just want to go in!

If this goal is going to be scored, it will hurt morale too much!Even if it is a foul, he cannot be allowed to score!

Cousins ​​flew towards Tang Yu.

bump!The two flew far away!

"I'm so stupid!" Tang Yu got up from the ground and was about to beat Cousins.

"Hit me? You idiot!" Cousins ​​was not afraid of making trouble.

"Boss, forget it, forget it." Okafor grabbed Tang Yu.

The teammates on both sides rushed forward and pulled the two apart, avoiding a conflict.

But things can't end like this, because everyone smells more and more gunpowder smoke.

(End of this chapter)