The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 35
An imposing man, he has to go to the kitchen.You said that the baby is suffering.

There are so many dishes in the world that I don’t want to order, but I want to order Chinese cuisine; Chinese food can also be divided into eight major cuisines, but I choose Sichuan cuisine.Isn't this making things difficult for me on purpose?Although we used to be masters in the kitchen, Kung Pao Chicken, Spicy Rabbit Ding, Twice Cooked Pork, Boiling Cabbage, Mapo Tofu, Jiangjin Meat Slices, etc. are all no problem.But in this decadent America, there is nothing to ask for, and it is hard for a clever "husband" to cook without rice.

Stir fry the air, I think this dish is good.

Boom, thump, thump, thump, thump, this knife technique!The cut radish shreds are neat and even in length.

Lin Yueyun looked straight: "Wow, that's amazing!"

Tang Yu readily accepted her compliment: "If I didn't play basketball, I would be a cook, and I would definitely become a world famous chef."

Lin Yueyun: "Let's play basketball, it's more handsome!"

Tang Yu dried his hands and touched Lin Yueyun's buttocks.

"No, it's not good to let them see."

Tang Yu laughed: "I'll just make a move today, as it's the Chinese New Year."

"Hate."

"Seriously, sleep with me tonight."

"No. Aren't there four guest rooms? The three of them and I happen to be in one room."

"Sister, this is not acceptable. Then you will be exposed!"

"Expose what?"

"Don't you remember that Pu Zhenyin laughed at you for not being a real woman? If we don't sleep together today, then you don't blame yourself!"

He spoke as if he had something to say. "Well, that's all there is to it."

YES!That's right!The best way to deal with a woman is to deal with her in the name of another woman!This is an unchanging philosophy.

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Maybe it's because Tang Yu's craftsmanship is so good, or maybe it's because those women have been losing weight and starving for a long time.Every plate of food today was swept away by them, and now all the girls are stuck on the sofa.

Yang Liuye hiccupped: "Wow, I really envy Sister Lin, she has such a handsome boyfriend who can cook!"

Park Jung Yoon: "Chinese cuisine is awesome, shouldn't it come from our Korea?"

Asuka Ogawa: "The Koreans are amazing! Maybe you invented chickens to lay eggs."

……

It's only 12 o'clock in an hour, so we must have some fun, right?

Yang Liuye has a good proposal: "Let's play poker!"

Tang Yu is speechless, the Chinese can play cards no matter what the occasion and any time; even if they go underground, they don't bring three missing ones.

Yang Liuye slowly explained: "Truth or Dare, the person with the highest card can ask the person with the lowest card a question. The person who is asked must tell the truth!"

truth or Dare?The scale is big enough!This is not a game that most people dare to play.Is this a gift for Chinese New Year?I don't know if there will be a lottery in a while?

After hearing Yang Liuye's suggestion, Pu Zhenyin and Ogawa Asuka also regained their spirits, loosening their slack and round bellies.This can have!

Let's come.

In the first round, Yang Liuye got the old K, and Pu Zhenyin got the small 2.The initiative was in the hands of Yang Liuye.

Yang Liuye glanced at Pu Zhenyin's huge breasts, and asked, "Sister Pu, how big are your breasts? Are they D cups? Tell the truth!"

"Hmph!" Pu Zhenyin raised her head high: "My cup is 77E." It seems that she is quite proud of her figure.

After finishing speaking, she secretly glanced at Tang Yu.I'm not lying, you can testify.

Tang Yu quietly wiped off the sweat from the corner of his forehead, why do I feel so hot?

Once the women's war starts, it is impossible to stop!

In the second round, Asuka Ogawa was recruited.She smiled slightly: "I'm not too old. I only have a CUP of 76D!" She is also quite confident and not afraid of things.

After speaking, he glanced at Tang Yu to see her reaction.

What kind of breast loli is Tong Yan!Tang Yu exhaled hard into his nostrils, trying not to let the nosebleed flow down.

In the third round, Lin Yueyun was shot.

After hesitating for a long time, she surrendered: "I happen to have a 75C CUP." It seemed that she was quite satisfied with her bust.

She also glanced at Tang Yu, give me an attitude.

Tang Yu nodded, I am satisfied, in fact, I am very satisfied with you all.

In the fourth round, Yang Liuye was shot.

What is this, I have to make up one even if I gritted my teeth: "I am 75B"

Who are you lying to?Pu Zhenyinhui's eyes are sharp, and she hits the nail on the head: "No, don't lie!"

You saw through all this?Yang Liuye: "He's 75A, big A!"

Big A!Big A!Big A is not A?
Tang Yu couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed: "Haha, you, Ye Zi." It can only be said that it's a game for adults, it's really fun.

"Hahahaha!" The other three women also laughed prettily.This foreign year can be really happy!

Yang Liuye went crazy: "Don't play, don't play, this game can't be played!"

You said you don't want to play anymore?
The fifth round continues.Tang Yu deserved to be shot once too.

"Humph." Yang Liuye gave Tang Yu a hateful look, how dare you laugh at me just now?Don't blame me for being hot-handed,

"Tang Shuai, how long are you? If you can't answer, I'll ask your Yunyue to answer."

Tang Yu is best at Tai Chi: "Yezi, isn't the scale too big?"

Yang Liuye said sharply: "Just now when you asked us girls, you didn't have a big scale? Now it's your turn, and the scale is suddenly big? No, you must say it!"

Ogawa Asuka was actually quite interested: "We worship this sacred object in Japan, you have to say it."

Since you are forcing a confession, I can only let go of the scale.Tang Yu: "Okay. Two inches."

Yang Liuye was stunned: "Two inches? Impossible!"

Even Pu Zhenyin, the only one who understands the matter, doesn't understand Tang Yu's meaning.His little guy is lawless, how could it be only two inches?

Don't you understand?Tang Yu revealed the secret for them, and said word by word: "Two inches off the ground!"

"what."

"what."

"Haha."

A group of women laughed wildly, and even Lin Yueyun laughed too.Although she has never eaten pork, she has seen pigs running, hasn't she?But now there is a question, will it hurt if it is two inches off the ground?
Sixth round.

Yang Liuye was overwhelmed with a sense of justice, and asked Lin Yueyun a question: "Sister Pu, there are rumors that you and Tang Shuai have something. To be honest, have you had a relationship?"

BENG!A blockbuster!Tang Yu was too scared to speak.

Ogawa Asuka blurted out: "Is there even a need to ask? There must be!"

Pu Zhenyin said calmly and slowly: "Mr. Tang and I do have a relationship."

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"It's just a cooperative relationship, a good friend relationship."

Truth or dare, you ask others to answer.Believe it or not.

Seventh round.It was Yang Liuye who had the biggest card again, and I don't know what kind of luck she had.

Yang Liuye: "Miss Xiaochuan, don't you have something to do with Tang Shuai?"

Tang Yu is relieved this time, he is not afraid of the shadow slanting.He really has nothing to do with Ogawa Asuka.

But Pu Zhenyin didn't think so: "It's possible!"

Ogawa Asuka, a Japanese girl, is called open: "I have never done it with Tang Sang! But I love Tang Sang very much, Miss Yueyun, you have to be careful."

???

This game is called truth or dare, not nonsense reunion!
Although Lin Yueyun was quiet, he was not weak. He held Tang Yu's hand tightly: "Brother Yu, I believe in you!"

Tang Yu: "Well, well."

Eighth round.

This time Tang Yu was the biggest and took a Q of hearts; Yang Liuye was the smallest and took a 5 of diamonds.

The previous atmosphere was too solemn, let's liven up the atmosphere.Tang Yu winked at Yang Liuye: "Little Yezi, do you think it's better for me or your Awei? Ha."

Yang Liuye: "Tang Shuai, although you are handsome and heroic, I like handsome boys. You are not my type!"

Tang Yu: "Oh? Then how long is your Ah Wei? 3 inches?"

"This is the second question. I won't answer!!!"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

The church bell rang.This pleasant and frightening hour finally passed.

Tang Yu stretched for a long time: "Everyone go to sleep. Merry-Christmas!"

"Merry-Christmas!"

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Tang Yu happily hugged Lin Yueyun to bed.After waiting for a long time, I finally waited until today.

"whee."

"Giggle."

There is a play!

"Brother Yu, no!"

"why?"

"My first time can only be given to my real husband, so you can only marry me."

"Of course I will marry you!"

"So not now!"

"But I really want it."

"No way."

"Can you please?"

"Ah."

With consent, Tang Yu immediately covered his mouth to mouth.

"Hmm." Lin Yueyun was intoxicated by the passionate kiss.

The two kissed for a long time.

"No!" This is the voice of refusal.

"But I'm so uncomfortable! Really uncomfortable!"

"sorry."

"Can you help me?"

"How to help?"

"Use your hands."

"How can I help with my hands?"

"so."

"Ah." A voice exclaimed.

"Forehead……"

"No, I'm so ashamed."

"I am so sad."

"Okay, I'll follow you. But this is my last limit."

……

"Oh my God!"

(End of this chapter)