The King of NBA2K Trash Talk
Chapter 43 The Butterfly Effect
Chapter 43 The Butterfly Effect
"I really want to live another 500 years..."
+86, a strange call from China?who?It's not about selling stocks, is it?Calling from so far away, count yourself as ruthless!
Tang Yu still answered: "Hello? May I ask who you are?"
A rough voice came from the phone: "I'm Yao Ming, are you Tang Yu?"
Yao Ming!I go……
Tang Yu pretended to be very excited: "Brother Yao Ming, hello! I can't believe I can receive your call."
Yao Ming: "We are all Chinese brothers. I have been following you for a long time, you play really well! You are our hope for the future of Chinese basketball!"
Tang Yu pretended to be polite: "Thank you, thank you, but I really dare not take it."
Yao Ming got straight to the point: "Actually, I have a business with you. I was inducted into the Nice Hall of Fame last year. Next month, I will come to the United States to hold a friend appreciation banquet. I also want to invite you to attend."
Tang Yu: "Okay, this is my honor, I will definitely participate!"
Yao Ming: "Thank you. Goodbye!"
Tang Yu: "Goodbye!"
……
Yao Ming, O'Neal and Iverson, the three who were inducted into the Nice Hall of Fame in 2016.I believe that I will be able to enter the Hall of Fame in the future!
While thinking wildly, Tang Yu randomly poked out a few English words of "Hall of Fame" on Google.
The first message is:
The three people inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2016 are: Yao Ming, O'Neill, and Tom Izzo (Michigan State Marshal).Got it wrong!
What about Iverson?How could it be without him?Obviously Iverson was selected into the Hall of Fame, how could it become Tom Izzo?
Tang Yu thought about it, and there seemed to be something wrong.Since entering the league, I have been bragging with those people, and I have always heard those people mention famous names such as Jordan, O'Neal, Malone, Kobe, Johnson, Payton, etc.; but no one has ever mentioned Iverson!
Do you think it's strange?Iverson can't be so unpopular, right?
Iverson!
Type "Allen Iverson" into Google and click on it.
Tang Yu's head buzzed immediately.Google can't even find any news about Allen Iverson.As if there is no such person.
Where did Iverson go?
Where did Iverson go? ?
Where did Iverson go? ? ?
This question is so important that asking it three times is not too much!
Tang Yu drooped his head on the desk.
Is it all because of me?I have traveled for more than half a year and changed the world?Don't lie to me, I've read "Looking for the Qin Dynasty": Even if it's because I traveled for more than half a year, the butterfly effect can't possibly affect what happened before I traveled back!
Iverson, where have you been?
That night, Tang Yu had a dream, dreaming that Iverson and Ben Simmons both became his younger brothers and followed him in the CBA.
++++++++++++++++++++
On January 1, the 26ers played against the Houston Rockets.
The Rockets' three-point team bombarded the 76ers with a wild bombardment.
126:98, the 76ers were beaten by nearly 30 points.
……
The locker room was dull.
As the boss of the team, Embiid naturally has the right to speak.He pointed at Tang Yu: "Tang, as a SF, you don't have a 3-pointer, that's not okay!"
No one spoke to me.McConnell, Rodriguez, Okafor and Noel are all Tang Yu's people, and they will naturally not help Embiid.
But Embiid's own Henderson didn't speak either.
Seeing this situation, Holmes stood up and said, "That's right, it won't work without the 3-point ability."
McConnell stood up all of a sudden, and yelled at Holmes angrily: "You said that my boss has no three-point ability, do you have it yourself? Besides, you don't see your own level?" He dared to openly call Tang Yu boss in the locker room, which means he doesn't care about anything.
Rodriguez: "Exactly."
Okafor: "Exactly."
Noel: "Yes."
This group of people has been twisted into one rope!
"Hmph!" Embiid twitched the corner of his mouth, with a livid face, and slammed the door away.
Tang Yu put his hand on McConnell's shoulder, McConnell: "You don't need to thank me."
Tang Yu: "Let me ask you, do you know AI?"
what does it mean?Shouldn't you thank me?You are not playing the cards according to the routine!
Tang Yu: "Tony, do you know AI? What are you doing in a daze?"
McConnell: "I know, artificial intelligence, don't think I haven't read a book."
artificial intelligence?Do you think Alpha Dog?
Tang Yu: "I'm not talking about artificial intelligence, I'm talking about Allen Iverson."
McConnell: "Who is Allen Iverson? A singer? An actor? A writer? A Wall Street mogul?"
It seems that you really don't know.
Tang Yu shook his head: "None."
McConnell suddenly became enlightened, and he clapped his hands: "I know! That kid is either the French Prime Minister or the British Prime Minister."
You know what, I'm about to cry.Tang Yu: "Do you know who the President of the United States is?"
McConnell: "Damn. Who doesn't know!"
Tang Yu: "Then let me ask you, who is the next President of the United States?"
McConnell: "Who knows? I can't tell fortunes."
Tang Yu: "Let me tell you, ***."
McConnell: "You even know that?"
Tang Yu: "Goodbye."
(*** resigned on January 2017, 1. This book assumes that he has not resigned at that time.)
++++++++++++++++++++
George Park Field Stadium.
"Enter."
"Enter."
"Enter."
"Let me in again."
Simon Seely took one shot after another, and he was set to work hard.
Tang Yu asked curiously: "What's wrong with you, did you fail to pick up girls?"
Siri: "Not at all."
Tang Yu: "Then why are you working so hard? Don't you want to play professionally?"
Siri: "I've become a professional, why don't you drink the northwest wind?"
Tang Yu: "Then you still failed to pick up girls."
Siri: "No. I bet with a new boy recently, but I always lose, so I want to practice and hope to win some back."
Tang Yu: "Don't tell others that you are my apprentice, and lose my face."
Siri: "You don't know, although that kid is as tall as me, he's so powerful!"
Tang Yu: "How tall are you?"
Siri: "183CM."
1 meter 83!The legendary 1 meter 83!
Tang Yu tried his best to suppress the excitement in his heart, and asked, "What's his name?"
Siri: "I don't know his real name. He calls himself Answer."
Answer, the answer, who else is not him?
Tang Yu: "Did you ask him out? I'm very interesting to him."
Siri: "I didn't ask him out. But the kid usually comes over on Wednesdays and Fridays."
Tang Yu: "I just don't have a game this Friday. I'll be there for you then."
Siri: "Okay, I must beat that kid."
It's not good if you can beat him.
……
Friday.
Tang Yu came to the field field of George Park as scheduled.But there was only Siri there, and there was no "answer" he wanted.
Tang Yu: "Where is the answer? Why didn't he come today?"
Siri: "How do I know?"
Just a few black boys in hip-hop passed by.Hearing the conversation between Tang Yu and Siri, a boy wearing a red belt came over and asked, "You guys are also looking for the answer?"
Tang Yu: "Yes."
The little brother with the red belt: "That kid owes you money too?"
Tang Yu answered casually: "Yes, does he owe you money too?"
The little brother with the red belt: "Of course, he not only owes you money, but also owes me money, he also owes money to many people! He must have gone out of debt? Let me find him, and I must kill him."
Tang Yu asked: "Do you know where to find him?"
Brother with a red belt: "I only know that he lives on Mongo Street in San Diego, but it's not easy to find him. That kid is more cunning than a rabbit."
Can't find him because you're dumber than a pig.Tang Yu: "Thank you."
The little brother with the red belt refused to leave, and asked: "Are you the big star Tang Yu?"
Tang Yu nodded: "I'm Tang Yu."
The little brother with the red belt handed the basketball in his hand to Tang Yu: "Please sign it for me."
Tang Yu: "But I didn't bring a pen."
"It doesn't matter." The little brother with a red belt took out a knife and stabbed a cut in his hand, bleeding: "Just use my blood to sign one!"
Do you think I dare not sign?
……
Siri: "Why are you so interested in the boy who answered?"
Tang Yu: "Do I have any?"
Siri: "Of course."
(I wish all book friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival!)
(End of this chapter)
"I really want to live another 500 years..."
+86, a strange call from China?who?It's not about selling stocks, is it?Calling from so far away, count yourself as ruthless!
Tang Yu still answered: "Hello? May I ask who you are?"
A rough voice came from the phone: "I'm Yao Ming, are you Tang Yu?"
Yao Ming!I go……
Tang Yu pretended to be very excited: "Brother Yao Ming, hello! I can't believe I can receive your call."
Yao Ming: "We are all Chinese brothers. I have been following you for a long time, you play really well! You are our hope for the future of Chinese basketball!"
Tang Yu pretended to be polite: "Thank you, thank you, but I really dare not take it."
Yao Ming got straight to the point: "Actually, I have a business with you. I was inducted into the Nice Hall of Fame last year. Next month, I will come to the United States to hold a friend appreciation banquet. I also want to invite you to attend."
Tang Yu: "Okay, this is my honor, I will definitely participate!"
Yao Ming: "Thank you. Goodbye!"
Tang Yu: "Goodbye!"
……
Yao Ming, O'Neal and Iverson, the three who were inducted into the Nice Hall of Fame in 2016.I believe that I will be able to enter the Hall of Fame in the future!
While thinking wildly, Tang Yu randomly poked out a few English words of "Hall of Fame" on Google.
The first message is:
The three people inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2016 are: Yao Ming, O'Neill, and Tom Izzo (Michigan State Marshal).Got it wrong!
What about Iverson?How could it be without him?Obviously Iverson was selected into the Hall of Fame, how could it become Tom Izzo?
Tang Yu thought about it, and there seemed to be something wrong.Since entering the league, I have been bragging with those people, and I have always heard those people mention famous names such as Jordan, O'Neal, Malone, Kobe, Johnson, Payton, etc.; but no one has ever mentioned Iverson!
Do you think it's strange?Iverson can't be so unpopular, right?
Iverson!
Type "Allen Iverson" into Google and click on it.
Tang Yu's head buzzed immediately.Google can't even find any news about Allen Iverson.As if there is no such person.
Where did Iverson go?
Where did Iverson go? ?
Where did Iverson go? ? ?
This question is so important that asking it three times is not too much!
Tang Yu drooped his head on the desk.
Is it all because of me?I have traveled for more than half a year and changed the world?Don't lie to me, I've read "Looking for the Qin Dynasty": Even if it's because I traveled for more than half a year, the butterfly effect can't possibly affect what happened before I traveled back!
Iverson, where have you been?
That night, Tang Yu had a dream, dreaming that Iverson and Ben Simmons both became his younger brothers and followed him in the CBA.
++++++++++++++++++++
On January 1, the 26ers played against the Houston Rockets.
The Rockets' three-point team bombarded the 76ers with a wild bombardment.
126:98, the 76ers were beaten by nearly 30 points.
……
The locker room was dull.
As the boss of the team, Embiid naturally has the right to speak.He pointed at Tang Yu: "Tang, as a SF, you don't have a 3-pointer, that's not okay!"
No one spoke to me.McConnell, Rodriguez, Okafor and Noel are all Tang Yu's people, and they will naturally not help Embiid.
But Embiid's own Henderson didn't speak either.
Seeing this situation, Holmes stood up and said, "That's right, it won't work without the 3-point ability."
McConnell stood up all of a sudden, and yelled at Holmes angrily: "You said that my boss has no three-point ability, do you have it yourself? Besides, you don't see your own level?" He dared to openly call Tang Yu boss in the locker room, which means he doesn't care about anything.
Rodriguez: "Exactly."
Okafor: "Exactly."
Noel: "Yes."
This group of people has been twisted into one rope!
"Hmph!" Embiid twitched the corner of his mouth, with a livid face, and slammed the door away.
Tang Yu put his hand on McConnell's shoulder, McConnell: "You don't need to thank me."
Tang Yu: "Let me ask you, do you know AI?"
what does it mean?Shouldn't you thank me?You are not playing the cards according to the routine!
Tang Yu: "Tony, do you know AI? What are you doing in a daze?"
McConnell: "I know, artificial intelligence, don't think I haven't read a book."
artificial intelligence?Do you think Alpha Dog?
Tang Yu: "I'm not talking about artificial intelligence, I'm talking about Allen Iverson."
McConnell: "Who is Allen Iverson? A singer? An actor? A writer? A Wall Street mogul?"
It seems that you really don't know.
Tang Yu shook his head: "None."
McConnell suddenly became enlightened, and he clapped his hands: "I know! That kid is either the French Prime Minister or the British Prime Minister."
You know what, I'm about to cry.Tang Yu: "Do you know who the President of the United States is?"
McConnell: "Damn. Who doesn't know!"
Tang Yu: "Then let me ask you, who is the next President of the United States?"
McConnell: "Who knows? I can't tell fortunes."
Tang Yu: "Let me tell you, ***."
McConnell: "You even know that?"
Tang Yu: "Goodbye."
(*** resigned on January 2017, 1. This book assumes that he has not resigned at that time.)
++++++++++++++++++++
George Park Field Stadium.
"Enter."
"Enter."
"Enter."
"Let me in again."
Simon Seely took one shot after another, and he was set to work hard.
Tang Yu asked curiously: "What's wrong with you, did you fail to pick up girls?"
Siri: "Not at all."
Tang Yu: "Then why are you working so hard? Don't you want to play professionally?"
Siri: "I've become a professional, why don't you drink the northwest wind?"
Tang Yu: "Then you still failed to pick up girls."
Siri: "No. I bet with a new boy recently, but I always lose, so I want to practice and hope to win some back."
Tang Yu: "Don't tell others that you are my apprentice, and lose my face."
Siri: "You don't know, although that kid is as tall as me, he's so powerful!"
Tang Yu: "How tall are you?"
Siri: "183CM."
1 meter 83!The legendary 1 meter 83!
Tang Yu tried his best to suppress the excitement in his heart, and asked, "What's his name?"
Siri: "I don't know his real name. He calls himself Answer."
Answer, the answer, who else is not him?
Tang Yu: "Did you ask him out? I'm very interesting to him."
Siri: "I didn't ask him out. But the kid usually comes over on Wednesdays and Fridays."
Tang Yu: "I just don't have a game this Friday. I'll be there for you then."
Siri: "Okay, I must beat that kid."
It's not good if you can beat him.
……
Friday.
Tang Yu came to the field field of George Park as scheduled.But there was only Siri there, and there was no "answer" he wanted.
Tang Yu: "Where is the answer? Why didn't he come today?"
Siri: "How do I know?"
Just a few black boys in hip-hop passed by.Hearing the conversation between Tang Yu and Siri, a boy wearing a red belt came over and asked, "You guys are also looking for the answer?"
Tang Yu: "Yes."
The little brother with the red belt: "That kid owes you money too?"
Tang Yu answered casually: "Yes, does he owe you money too?"
The little brother with the red belt: "Of course, he not only owes you money, but also owes me money, he also owes money to many people! He must have gone out of debt? Let me find him, and I must kill him."
Tang Yu asked: "Do you know where to find him?"
Brother with a red belt: "I only know that he lives on Mongo Street in San Diego, but it's not easy to find him. That kid is more cunning than a rabbit."
Can't find him because you're dumber than a pig.Tang Yu: "Thank you."
The little brother with the red belt refused to leave, and asked: "Are you the big star Tang Yu?"
Tang Yu nodded: "I'm Tang Yu."
The little brother with the red belt handed the basketball in his hand to Tang Yu: "Please sign it for me."
Tang Yu: "But I didn't bring a pen."
"It doesn't matter." The little brother with a red belt took out a knife and stabbed a cut in his hand, bleeding: "Just use my blood to sign one!"
Do you think I dare not sign?
……
Siri: "Why are you so interested in the boy who answered?"
Tang Yu: "Do I have any?"
Siri: "Of course."
(I wish all book friends a happy Dragon Boat Festival!)
(End of this chapter)
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