The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 60
Tang Yu recently felt like vomiting when he saw a wooden pile, or a cylinder similar to a wooden pile.Better to have fewer stakes in life...

Today is different from the past, Heiqi has an extra three-meter-long wooden stick in his hand, and he doesn't know what it is for.

Tang Yu: "What is that stick in your hand for? Do you want to play Monkey-King?"

Heiqi: "Fishing."

Tang Yu: "Jiang Taigong doesn't use a hook for fishing, why don't you even use a wire?"

Heiqi: "You control me!"

Tang Yu: "Then what are you practicing today?"

Hei Qi: "Dribble the ball over the pile."

Tang Yu: "Still playing this? Are there any new tricks?"

Hei Qi: "Too much nonsense, let's start!"

Well, I only obey you.

Tang Yu dribbled the ball into the stake formation.After only two steps, Hei Qi hit him with a stick.

pain!Tang Yu: "Fuck me, what are you doing?"

Hei Qi: "Hide if you can, if you can't, you deserve to be beaten!"

Your grandpa's!The difficulty has suddenly risen too high!The first time he got off the pile, Tang Yu was poked twelve times by Hei Qi.

Tang Yu: "Can you be gentle?"

Hei Qi: "It doesn't hurt if it's light!"

Tang Yu: "It's straightforward enough, I like it."

Hei Qi: "Two rounds."

It was already difficult to dribble the ball over the pile, but now it is even more difficult!Either choose to run fast and be beaten less, but Tang Yu's passing speed has reached the limit, and it is impossible to go any faster; or he can only choose to hide, and the speed cannot be slowed down.

Hide, no choice.

Huh, Hei Qi hit Tang Yu's head with a stick, scaring him to bow his head quickly.Hide beautifully!
Huh, come over with another stick, and it just hits Tang Yu's waist.your sister!
Huh, the third stick came towards the shoulder.Quickly retracted the shoulders, and dodged again!I'm such a dick!
Hide, hide, hide, I hide, hide, hide...

He only cared about hiding the stick, but didn't care about hiding the stake.

"what!"

BANG!

Sad reminder!
Pa, Hei Qi hit Tang Yu on the head with a stick: "Get up, don't pretend to be dead!"

"FUCK! Can this be installed?"

Getting up and taking the ball well, Tang Yu stood at the position of the A1 stake again.

Hei Qi picked up the stick: "If you don't hit you eight times, you win."

Tang Yu: "You win if you hit me eight times!"

……

Tang Yu: "You won!"

……

The No.20 round is over.

In this round, Tang Yu was only hit five times, which is already the best result.

Hei Qi: "Call work." He was so straightforward.

Tang Yu walked over, grabbed the stick from Hei Qi's hand, and snapped it to him.

Hei Qi: "I'm stupid?"

Tang Yu: "Next time there is something to change the root iron."

Hei Qi: "Go away."

Tang Yu: "Old man, I heard that you were very good when you were young? You can beat Kareem in the sky, and you can beat Jordan in the ground?"

Hei Qi: "Nonsense, who told you?"

Tang Yu: "Magic Johnson."

Hei Qi: "I shouldn't have promised to teach you!"

Tang Yu: "It's too late to say anything."

Hei Qi: "Go away."

Tang Yu: "The magician wants to see you."

Heiqi: "No see!"

Tang Yu: "Don't be too extreme, after all, you are brothers."

"Hey." Hei Qi: "Give him a call."

"Okay!" Tang Yu dialed the magician's number and handed the phone to Heiqi.

Magician: "Hello, Don?"

Heiqi: "It's me."

The magician immediately recognized Heiqi's voice, and was extremely excited: "Heiqi, it's really you!"

Hei Qi: "It's okay, I'll hang up."

Magician: "Everyone is old, but you still have such a big temper."

Hei Qi: "Erwin, you still talk so much nonsense."

Magician: "Have we not seen each other for 12 years?"

Hei Qi: "I won't see you again."

Magician: "No, come out and drink."

Hei Qi: "Forget it!"

Magician: "Call Tang Yu together."

Hei Qi: "If he goes, I won't."

Magician: "Come out!"

Hei Qi: "No."

Magician: "Did you really give up the basketball you once loved the most? You can do more!"

Hei Qi: "I have a genius apprentice!"

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Video analysis room.

After turning off the TV, Coach Brown said, "That's all for today's video study."

A group of people stood up and prepared to leave.

Coach Brown: "Wait a minute, General Manager Colangeno has something to say to everyone."

Colangeno: "Guys, we've got one foot in the playoffs!"

There should be applause here, but the reality is cruel, the gang below don't know what applause is.

Colangeno: "So far, our record is 37 wins and 34 losses! We are temporarily ranked sixth in the Eastern Conference."

Why don't you applaud?Since you don't give face, see if I don't kill you!

Colangeno raised his voice and began a long speech: "Theoretically, we only need to win 11 games in the remaining 5 games to get into the playoffs. But everyone still can't take it lightly. We are only one more win than the Bucks ranked behind us. This year, I hope we can not only enter the playoffs but also go further! We strive to be ranked fourth to sixth in the Eastern Conference by the end of the season, so that we can avoid the top two Celtics and Cavaliers in the first round. Only then can we play more games! Young people, there is a long way to go!"

I don't understand why no one applauds after the speech?

Colangeno: "Good luck guys!"

Coach Brown: "Old man, don't you have face?"

Colangeno: "If you don't get a good ranking, I'll settle the score with you."

Tang Yu: "Sir, I have something to say!"

You have something to say again?Colangeno glanced at Tang Yu: "Tang, tell me."

Tang Yu: "We will definitely work hard to enter the playoffs!"

Are you talking nonsense?

Colangeno: "Don, you told your fans that if we don't make the playoffs this year you're going to get out. I don't want that to happen!"

Tang Yu: "We will definitely make it to the playoffs. But we really don't know how far we can go in the playoffs! We hope that the management can give us reinforcements next year."

Colangeno: "Cough, cough, that's not something you should worry about. I'll report to the big boss."

Tang Yu: "But the playoffs..."

What do you still say?I can't have fun anymore!

Colangeno: "Specific strategies and tactics, you can discuss with the coaching staff on behalf of the players. I still have a lot of things to deal with, so I won't accompany you."

Sneak off after talking.

……

Coach Brown: "Don, some things are really out of Colangeno's hands."

Tang Yu: "I understand. But some things are really not as easy as Colangeno thought."

Coach Brown: "Ignore him, he says his thing, you do yours."

Tang Yu: "OK."

Coach Brown: "I set a reasonable goal for you, which is to enter the playoffs. Don't worry about the rest. Can it be done?"

Tang Yu turned his head and asked his brothers: "You say, can you?"

Iverson was the first to stand up: "Yes!"

Then Adams also expressed his attitude: "Yes!"

Even McConnell has blood: "Yes!"

Okafor: "Yes!"

Rodriguez: "Yes!"

Henderson: "Yes!"

Covington: "Yes!"

Noel: "Yes!"

Saric: "Sure!"

Tang Yu smiled: "Coach Brown, have you heard our voice? Sure!"

Coach Brown: "Very good."

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In fact, Tang Yu deliberately bickered with Colangeno just now, and he also wanted to go further in the playoffs!
After the training, he took the initiative to find Coach Brown.

"Coach, in fact, the playoffs mainly rely on defense, but our team's offense is stronger than defense, I'm afraid..."

Tang Yu makes sense, let's analyze the 76ers' players:

Tang Yu: Attack strong and defend weak.

Adams: He's the best defender in the 76ers, but he's still not a very good rim protector.And the defensive rebound is not as strong as the offensive rebound.

Iverson: Offensively strong and defensively weak.

Henderson: Offensively strong and defensively weak.

Noel: Basically no defense.

Okafor: What is defense?

Rodriguez: What is defense?
How could Coach Brown not understand the current situation of the 76ers: "Hey, let's do our best and obey the destiny! We will accumulate more experience this year, as long as the management sees hope, we will naturally strengthen next year!"

Tang Yu: "Okay! Let's do a good job in front of us and look forward to next year!"

(End of this chapter)