The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 72 Summoning Bajie
The last team training session before the playoffs.

After the training, when I returned home, I found that Pu Zhenyin and Ogawa Asuka were not there.

Very good, this is very quiet.

oh?Why is there a mail bag on the ground?Tang Yu picked it up, looked at it and scolded: "This Ledi is getting more and more outrageous, just throw things in casually. Since when do you no longer need to sign for it?"

Open the mail bag and take out a small piece of stuff.Take a closer look, it's a photo of Zhu Bajie!

What the hell?

Does anyone call me a pig?Nobody is that boring!

Beep, beep, beep...

Little N is making trouble again!
Run back to the bedroom and take out Little N from the safe.light it up.

Little N: Congratulations on entering the playoffs for the first time in your career, hereby reward you with a lucky tattoo.After affixing this tattoo, you can increase your shooting percentage by 1%!

oh?So that's what happened?

Tang Yu ran back to the living room and took Zhu Bajie's photo stickers back to the bedroom. He looked left and right, it was so ridiculous!
Increase the shooting percentage by 1%, which is really high!But I can bear it!But what the hell is Zhu Bajie?Is it tolerable or unbearable! ! !

Little N, you are so good at giving gifts, I am convinced.

Tang Yu held Zhu Bajie's photo sticker in his hand, and he hesitated in his heart... You said that I just put such a tattoo on and went out to play, so you can't laugh so hard?Others have a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, at least have a wolf in their chest, right?I went out next to a pig?

After thinking about it, he took off his clothes and stuck Zhu Bajie to his belly button.It’s ok, there’s nothing wrong with posting it here, it’s invisible to others.

After a while, I always felt that something was wrong.

Thinking about it again, I'm not good at curing hemorrhoids, so I'm posting dry hair here!
Rip it off and throw it on the ground.I, Tang Yu, will not live so aggrieved!My hit rate depends on myself, not on a pig donated by Little N!

"Squeak", the door was pushed open, and Ogawa Asuka came in.

Tang Yu: "Yeah, are you back?"

Ogawa Asuka: "It's not that we're back, it's just that I'm back."

Tang Yu: "Oh."

"Hey, what is this?" Ogawa Asuka picked up Zhu Bajie's photo sticker from the ground.

The Japanese also want to read "Journey to the West", and Asuka Ogawa recognized it immediately: "So it's a pig, what's it for?"

Tang Yu tickled her little finger: "Give it to me."

"Here."

Tang Yu: "Let me teach you how to use it."

Snap it to her neck.

"what?"

"What's the matter? Isn't it good? It matches you well."

"I... just... don't... want to... be a... pig..."

Ogawa Asuka ran away, punching and kicking Tang Yu.

……

Hey, a murder caused by a pig.

Beating Tang Yu, Asuka Ogawa hurt even more.

"Forget it, forget it, I don't like hitting you!"

"Hmph, you know you're wrong, don't you?"

"do not know."

Sitting on the ground for a long time, Ogawa Asuka suddenly bounced: "It's not good, it's not good, I almost forgot the business!"

Tang Yu felt strange: "Do you still have business?"

Ogawa Asuka shouted, "Follow me!"

"Where are you going?"

"Your Women's Football Association Headquarters."

"What are you going there for?"

"You'll know when you go."

"If I don't go, there must be nothing good."

"No, we must go."

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"What a big head! But it's a bit too square."

In front of Tang Yu was a huge head portrait foam board, which was printed on either someone else or himself.This foam board must be five meters long and five meters wide; the length is the same, can it be square?

Ogawa Asuka: "How about it, are you satisfied?"

Tang Yu: "Um, satisfied. But can you adjust the ratio?"

Ogawa Asuka rebuffed straight away: "You are satisfied, what else do you want to adjust? No more adjustments!"

Jessica: "That's right, this is the masterpiece that Chairman Ogawa has been preparing for a long time!"

Tang Yu is sweating profusely, and your level is too bad. Is this a stuff that has been prepared for a long time?
But there is one thing to ask clearly!

"I want to ask, what's the use of it?"

Asuka Ogawa: "We're taking it away! Cheering for you!"

Jessica: "Yes!"

Tianya is still smart, and saw the difficulty on Tang Yu's face: "What's the matter, Tang? Is there anything wrong?"

Tang Yu: "It's not bad. It's just that you are sure you want to bring such a large piece of paper man there?"

Ogawa Asuka: "I'm sure, what's the matter?"

Tang Yu: "I am also sure of one thing."

Ogawa Asuka: "What?"

Tang Yu: "You will definitely be beaten by the home fans!"

Tianya and Jessica: "..."

Ogawa Asuka: "Then what should I do? It's all done."

Tang Yu: "It's not easy, just don't take it with you."

"Okay, let me think about it. Come in with me for a while, there are other good things for you to see." Ogawa Asuka went into the room first.

Tang Yu deliberately slowed down a little, and whispered to Tianya: "Don't take it away, I don't want my fans to conflict with the home fans. You need to avoid all potential safety hazards."

Tianya: "Yes."

"Come in quickly!"

Tang Yu: "Come on, come on."

……

Going into the house, the room is full of 76ers jerseys that have been made.It's just that Tang Yu's pattern is printed on every jersey, with dunk postures, layup postures, jumper postures, and free throw postures.

Ogawa Asuka was very proud: "How about it, are you satisfied?"

Tang Yu: "Thank you for supporting our team. But why is my pattern printed on every jersey? Also print some of my teammates' patterns."

Ogawa Asuka: "You are wrong. We support you, not the entire team. Your teammates are naturally supported by their own fans, and it has nothing to do with us."

There seems to be some truth in saying this.

Tang Yu: "OK! I agree with your point of view. But why are there several patterns printed on the clothes? It can't be as simple as being different, right?" He knows Ogawa Asuka too well, and this girl has a lot of ghost ideas.

Ogawa Asuka: "This is to distinguish the level of fans."

"Fans can still distinguish between grades?" Tang Yu was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped.

"Of course." Asuka Ogawa said, she picked up a jersey with Tang Yu's dunk posture printed on it: "For example, a jersey with a dunk posture printed on it is prepared for diehard fans."

Tang Yu: "Oh, I've been taught."

Asuka Ogawa: "For example, the jersey with the layup posture is for the second-class fans. This jersey with the shooting posture is for the third-class fans. The free-throw posture over there is for the fourth-class fans."

Tang Yu was drunk: "Well...but how do you distinguish the fan levels? And it's not very good to distinguish the fan levels?"

Asuka Ogawa grinned and said, "It's very simple to distinguish the level of fans. Fans who pay a membership fee of 1000 US dollars per year are super members. Fans who pay a membership fee of 800 dollars a year are super members. Fans who pay a membership fee of 600 dollars a year are first-class members. Fans who pay a membership fee of 500 dollars a year are sub-first-class members."

My God, at least $500 a year membership fee, the threshold is not low.And Ogawa Asuka is quite good at it. The lowest-level members are all "sub-first-class members". There is no second-class or third-class. At least others will feel better and spend their money happily.

Tang Yu criticized her: "President Xiaochuan, you are making money..."

Ogawa Asuka said righteously, "I don't think so."

Tianya gave Tang Yu a rational analysis: "Tang SIR, we are such a big fan association, and we need funds to operate normally. It takes money to make the big avatar board outside, and it takes money to have so many jerseys here. It also needs money to rent this house. It also needs money for so many activities every year..."

Jessica is also heartless: "Chairman Xiao Chuan, Tian Ya, and I, none of us have a job, and we serve the fans association full-time every day. We also need a salary."

Tianya gave Jessica a hard look, because you like to talk nonsense.

Tang Yu scratched his head and said to Tianya: "Well, I will also pay [-] dollars a year as a membership fee to support your work in the future."

You can take less traps from the fans.

Asuka Ogawa was very anxious: "When will the money for this year be paid out?"

Tang Yu: "Just now, can I?"

The three women jumped up at the same time: "I love you!"

Tang Yu touched his purse, as if he didn't bring anything, the only thing he found: Zhu Bajie's photo stickers.

(End of this chapter)