The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 77
Others say that life is a game, and games are sometimes life.

可是对于唐宇来说，游戏和人生真是擦肩而过。虽然2K游戏中唐宇的76人输给了罗斯的奇才，但是他却把布拉德利-比尔搞到了6犯下场。虽然真实的G4比赛中76人队以11分大胜了奇才，可是唐宇却只把比尔搞了个4犯。

Think about it, since ancient times, loyalty and filial piety have not been perfect, and those 2 skill points are all for feeding dogs.

本场比赛，唐宇36分、8篮板、7助攻、2抢断、2盖帽、4失误、3犯规，数据简直爆炸！
Tides caught Tang Yu in the player channel: "Tang, I'm here."

Tang Yu: "Great God, did I offend you in my last life? Why can I see you everywhere?"

Tides had a wretched face: "I have a license issued by General Manager Colangeno, hehe." We are people who have done meritorious service.

Tang Yu: "I've convinced you, if you have any questions, ask quickly."

Tides: "Don, you said you are so strong, why haven't you won a triple-double so far in your career?"

Tang Yu: "Tedes, shouldn't you congratulate me first?"

Tides: "Well, congratulations on winning G4."

Tang Yu: "Thank you, goodbye!"

Tides: "Hello, hello"

fight with me?Tang Yu left with a smile.

Franklin: "John, I'm sorry you lost again today."

Wall: "You know, this is an away game. We played very hard. We will return to the home court in the next game. I firmly believe that we will win by then."

Franklin: "Didn't you agree to take away the series 4:1?"

Wall smiled lightly: "That's because my Twitter account was hacked. I haven't tweeted like that before." Hackers are such a good thing, just push all the problems to them.

Franklin: "You really didn't tweet anything like that."

Wall: "Then you still ask me such a question"

Franklin: "That sentence is what you said at the press conference after G1."

Wall: "Security!"

Franklin: "This is the 76ers' home court, not your Wizards' home court."

Wall: "I'm sorry, I have a headache and need to go to the bathroom."

Headache?Urgent? No. 1 in the NBA!
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Back home, Tang Yu pasted a note in front of the bedroom door, which said in large characters: NO-WOMEN, NO-SEX.

Asuka Ogawa rolled her round eyes, turned and turned, not wanting to understand, and asked, "Tang Tang, what do you mean?"

Tang Yu: "There are no distracting thoughts in your heart, and you are ready for battle."

Asuka Ogawa asked incomprehensibly: "Ah? Other stars changed their girlfriends one after another to reduce pressure in the playoffs. Why did you impose a sea ban when you came here?"

Tang Yu: "Am I better than them?"

Ogawa Asuka asked: "Which aspect?"

Tang Yu: "Whether it's playing or playing..."

Park Jung Yoon just appeared charmingly, that miniskirt, that low cut.Seeing Tang Yu's face changed, Ogawa Asuka immediately understood a truth, no amount of words can compare to actual actions.She hurried back to the bedroom and changed into a sportswear that fitted her well.That's right, it's similar to the one that tricked Tang Yu back then. (That paragraph has been harmonized, but I can tell the judges responsibly that the first time the two happened on the equipment in the gym at home. Please fill in the rest.)
Tang Yu gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and turned the two away: "Two female benefactors, please go back!"

Ogawa Asuka said sweetly, "No."

Pu Zhenyin imitated the example: "Me too."

Tang Yu: "The Lord Buddha will bless you, Amen."

……

Although I am alone, I am not lonely, after all, I still have Xiao N by my side.

Congratulations, you have obtained 3 skill points:

1. Complete a game and get 1 skill point.

2. Win a game, get 1 skill point.

3.获得30+5+5的数据，获得1个技能点。

唐宇暗道：现在30+5+5还能赚1个技能点，可能过一段时间连这1个技能点都会没了。这是你的风格。

Stuffing Xiao N under the pillow, Tang Yu fell on the bed, thinking about life.From the last few games of the regular season to the first few games of the playoffs, recall what specific things did not go well enough.In these games, we used this trick too many times, and the number of fouls gradually increased.Maybe the whistle is tighter?

Tang Yu clearly remembered that in the last game, he used "retreat to advance" against Bill who rushed in. As a result, he touched Bill's finger, and was called a foul by the referee.In fact, this can only be regarded as a relatively vague situation. There are two other clearer situations: [-]. A clean and good hat cannot be judged by the referee.Second, the thugs who are straightforward can be judged by the referee with their eyes closed.In the above two situations, there is nothing to say; but in this kind of situation where the referee can't see the ball and is sentenced to a foul, it is a disadvantage.In this case, can the power of the action skill "advance through retreat" be revealed?This skill can either make the referee invisible; or make the referee more partial to himself; or can the action be cleaner?
After so long, Tang Yu also figured out a truth.How well you can hit the ball depends on your own efforts: including the improvement of physical fitness and basketball skills.As for the help that the system can provide, it is reflected in some small enhancements, and there is a small degree of partiality for some ambiguous aspects.

What's next?
Upgrade "retreat to advance" to the second level, even if there are not many opportunities to use it this season, it can be used in the future.Besides, if you can play in the Eastern Conference finals, this skill will be even more useful. (It can deal with James.)
After making a decision, Tang Yu took out the little N from under the pillow, and was about to stuff it back into the safe.However, in a blink of an eye, he saw the "gaming system" again.

No, every time he saw the words "gaming system", Tang Yu felt very upset.This system is completely Xiao N's skill point recovery system!But am I, Tang Yu, the kind of person who believes in evil?The more you trick me, the more I want to hate you!
Gathering up his courage, Tang Yu clicked on a skill point.Crackling, turning around, and finally three big question marks came out.

Click on the question mark, and the game system prompts: In the next game, if your teammates have accumulated a 10-point lead when you are not on the field, then you will get a game reward.

Game?What is a game?Isn't something that you can't control called a game?Isn't this bullshit?In the past, you asked me to do something by myself, such as grabbing 11 rebounds, and that would be fine; even if I couldn't do it, I would admit failure, which only shows my lack of ability.But what's the matter with you handing over the task to my teammates this time?Could it be that I'm going to run to them and tell them that you must win points when my uncle rests, and you must win at least 10 points, no less...

I can only say: You can't accept it, you really defy the system.

……

Tang Yu went downstairs: "Two beauties?"

No one around?Pushing open the door, the two women are drinking wine in the courtyard, they really enjoy it.

Park Jung Yoon: "Yiren is empty."

Ogawa Asuka: "Poor and lonely."

Park Jung Yoon: "Hey!"

Ogawa Asuka: "Sister Zhenyin, have a toast!"

Pu Zhenyin: "Sister Xiangxiang, I'm already drunk."

Two female poets?

Tang Yu: "HI!"

Pu Zhenyin: "Where is the general?"

Ogawa Asuka: "So the strong man returns."

Tang Yu: "Dare to ask if the two ladies can go to bed together?"

Ogawa Asuka felt that she might not have heard clearly: "What did you say?"

Tang Yu winked badly: "The three of you are shy, do you want to come?"

"Excessive!" Ogawa Asuka has not had much experience, and she has never even thought about this kind of thing before.

Tang Yu: "I confess to the two beauties for my previous mistakes."

Ogawa Asuka looked at Pu Zhenyin: "Sister, what do you think?"

In fact, Pu Zhenyin has never had this kind of experience, she gritted her teeth: "You can always try something new."

Tang Yu: "Happy!"

Hugging left and right, they came to the bedroom.

Asuka Ogawa pointed to the sign "NO-WOMEN, NO-SEX" on the door and asked, "What about this note?"

"I don't need it anymore!" Tore it off, crumpled it into a ball, and threw it into the aisle.

You're so thick-skinned, you can't accept it!
(End of this chapter)