The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 81
76人4:1赢得了第一轮系列赛；而另外一边儿凯尔特人和开拓者则战至3:2的大比分。这就意味着76人的队员们至少多出3天的休息训练和调整时间。

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The first day is naturally rest.

Although he returned home very late last night, Tang Yu still got up early habitually.Lying in the small garden at home, basking in the warm early morning sun, life is so beautiful at this moment.Look through the "NBA Morning News" just received to see if there are any daily news.

Newspaper headlines, the main headline is "The Demon King Comes to the World, Two Hats Die Soul".There is also a subtitle under the main title "Under the 76ers commit crimes, Tang Yu even sends 2 hats and kills Wall".

"Should these articles be written so horribly? It's a demon king, and it was cut in half. People who don't know will think that I came from some kind of monster."

Pick up your phone and see what those fairies are saying on Twitter?Forget it, forget it, it's better to lie down for a while, how comfortable it is; how boring the troubles are.

But in this world, there are some things that you cannot hide from if you want to.

"I really want to live another 500 years."

Who is this?This number is not recorded!
Tang Yu answered the phone: "HELLO, which big brother?"

Antetokounmpo: "Giannis Antetokounmpo."

The name is a mouthful.Tang Yu denied it very simply: "I don't know."

Brother Antetokounmpo: "I am Brother Antetokounmpo."

Tang Yu: "It turned out to be you, haha."

Brother Antetokounmpo: "Congratulations, you have advanced!"

Tang Yu: "Thank you."

Brother Antetokounmpo: "I watched yesterday's game, and your last two caps are too bullying."

Tang Yu: "I want to win, it's that simple."

Brother Antetokounmpo became nostalgic: "I hate you to death! In the last regular season, you won us. In the end, we played against the Cavaliers and were swept away. Are you comfortable?"

It's none of my business.In this east, who beats the knights and survives?

"Bye, I'm going to do morning exercises." Tang Yu hung up the phone quickly.

Brother Antetokounmpo: "Do exercises so early, I'm not afraid of rotting your kidney! Hello? Hello? Hang on to your sister."

I am a peaceful person, I like quiet mornings, so I don't quarrel with you.

"I really want to live another 500 years."

Do you want to live?
Tang Yu: "HELLO. Which uncle?"

James: "I'm LeBron."

Tang Yu: "Oh, Emperor Zhan!"

James: "Did Akkodomon Rob call you just now?"

Tang Yu: "Who is it? I don't know the person you mentioned"

Zhan Huang was depressed: "Brother Antetokounmpo, have you heard of it?"

Tang Yu: "I'll go, isn't that kid called Antetokounmpo? Did he change his name so soon?"

Zhan Huang: "His name is too complicated, and the pronunciation is wrong. Don't get entangled in these small details!"

Tang Yu: "Oh?"

Zhan Huang: "You played very well last night, and those two blocks were also wonderful."

Tang Yu: "Thank you."

Zhan Huang issued a domineering tone: "Strive to reach the Eastern Conference Finals, I will wait for you there."

Tang Yu: "Okay, it's a deal."

Zhan Huang: "You are now qualified to be my opponent."

What is domineering?Zhan Huang is called domineering.

……

Tang Yu just lay on the cool chair for three hours without moving; those who didn't know thought he was dead.During the period, when Pu Zhenyin and Ogawa Asuka went out respectively, he moved his mouth twice and said "bye" twice.I'm still complaining in my heart why these two people don't go out together, it's so much easier, even "goodbye" can be saved.

This is called laziness, but Tang Yu himself calls it "meditation".

"Zhizhi" the door of the small courtyard was opened, and Tang Yu didn't even want to open his eyes.With such a hurried voice, it must be that Asuka Ogawa is back, only her temper is so urgent.But why did she come back so early today?

"It's not good, it's not good..."

Tang Yu didn't even lift his eyelids, like a fairy in the temple: "What's wrong?"

Asuka Ogawa took out a newspaper from her satchel and patted it on the table.

"Look at what's written on it!"

Tang Yu finally opened his eyes, and after reading the newspaper, he was furious: "Which tabloid wrote this news? I want to sue it!"

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Things have to start two hours ago.

Tian Ya: "President Xiao Chuan, you are a genius!"

A jersey was placed in front of Tianya, with a big pattern printed on it: the moment when Tang Yu blocked Wall at the last moment last night; Tang Yu in the pattern was domineering and fierce.There is also a text next to the pattern: The Demon God Comes.

Asuka Ogawa was very proud: "It took me one night to design this, isn't it great? We will use this style of jersey as a collector's edition for the second round of this season's series. The price is 100 US dollars and only 1000 pieces will be sold."

Jessica: "A lot of money..."

Ogawa Asuka: "I think I'm really amazing."

"It's not good! It's not good!" There was a shrill voice.Yang Liuye rushed into the house.

Ogawa Asuka: "Little Yezi, what's the matter?"

Yang Liuye looked at Ogawa Asuka as if she was looking at a dead person: "You are out of luck!"

Ogawa Asuka: "?"

There was a tidal wave of shouting and cursing outside the door.

"Ogawa Asuka, get out!"

"Ogawa Asuka, come out and die!"

"Kill that Japanese girl!"

What's the matter?Am I outraged?

A fat white girl took the lead and rushed into Wulai angrily, and threw the newspaper in her hand onto Ogawa Asuka's head: "Well, Ogawa Asuka, you actually guard yourself!"

"Destroy her!"

"Wait, wait, let me die to understand!"

Asuka Ogawa took the newspaper from her head, and after a glance, she broke out in a cold sweat.

There was a big photo in the newspaper, a photo of her going to the restaurant for dinner with Tang Yu and Pu Zhenyin the night before yesterday.Originally, it was fine to eat together, but the actions of the three of them were a little too intimate.There is also a text under the photo: Tang Yu turned out to be a big carrot, how can one husband and two daughters bear it?The next round of the series must be weak.

It was too careless to let a tabloid reporter take this kind of photo.

Caucasian fat girl: "How do you explain it? Forget it, there is no need to explain it."

"Oh, there must be a misunderstanding! I'll go and clear things up first! BYEBYE!"

"Blade her!"

"ah!"

Under the frenzied tearing of a group of women, Ogawa Asuka fled with her life and died in a blur.

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Tang Yu: "These tabloid newspapers are really scribbling, which is a complete insult to our pure friendship. Right, Xiangxiang?"

Ogawa Asuka nodded: "Well, our friendship is pure most of the time."

Tang Yu: "..." You are really honest.

After thinking for a long time, Tang Yu took out his mobile phone: "Hey, sister Zhenyin, you go home first, I have something to discuss with you. What? You already know, okay, wait for you to come back."

……

Pu Zhenyin rushed back in a hurry.

"Yu Shuai, you have to get your public relations team and let them figure out a way."

Tang Yu wanted to cry but had no tears: "But I don't have a public relations team!"

Pu Zhenyin/Ogawa Asuka's jaw dropped in shock: "What? You don't have a PR team?"

Are you the first day with me?Tang Yu counted the two of them: "I have an American economic man, a Chinese economic man, a business team, and then there is nothing."

Asuka Ogawa jumped violently: "My God, you don't even have a PR team, you really don't take yourself seriously!"

Tang Yu: "Nowitzki is so big, he doesn't even have an economic man. Hasn't he passed the past 20 years?"

Park Jung Yoon: "Stop arguing, since there is no PR team, we have to find a way to solve this problem ourselves."

At this time, the three cobblers couldn't even touch Zhuge Liang's toes.

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While gossip is nothing to NBA players, money and beauty are part of the league.But dating two girlfriends at the same time and spreading dog food is a bit too much.

Just then, Tang Yu's phone rang.

Sucher: "Don, I think you must be having a hard time now?"

Tang Yu: "Brother, did you just call to see my joke?"

Sucher: "You are one of my bosses, how dare I read your jokes, haha."

Tang Yu: "Tell me, do you have any good ideas to help me?"

Sucher: "No good idea, I just came to inform you."

Tang Yu: "Say."

Sucher: "The big boss behind the "NBA Sex Weekly" is Zhao Ruilong, is it clear?"

Tang Yu: "It's Zhao Ruilong again! Is he going to kill me?"

Sucher: "Definitely."

Tang Yu: "Don't talk about him now, I will definitely kill him in the future. Tell me what to do now?"

Sucher: "I don't have a good solution, you are so smart, you can definitely come up with a solution. Bye!"

This Su Qier is really disrespectful.

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People all over the world like their heroes to be positive, and Americans are no exception.

Can we hold a charity event, bring Park Jung Yoon and Ogawa Asuka at the same time, and use the charity event to blur the relationship between the three of them to the public?

A dead horse is a living horse doctor, just like this: "I have a way."

Park Jung Yoon/Ogawa Asuka: "Speak quickly."

Tang Yu picked up his cell phone and called Iverson: "Hi, Alan. Arrange something for me..."

Iverson: "Okay, don't worry."

(End of this chapter)