The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 88
After training, pack up your things and go home.Meet tomorrow's G3 game in the best condition!
Those who make trouble come to the bird~
McConnell: "Boss, let's go get a haircut."

Tang Yu refused cruelly: "My hairstyle is fine, ignore it!"

McConnell: "Your hairstyle is obviously not aggressive enough, and it doesn't match your identity."

Tang Yu: "I'm not Lin Crazy, I don't need to change my hairstyle to gain popularity."

McConnell: "You have to be completely new to win, you know?"

Iverson squeezed his head out from behind: "It makes sense, I'm going."

Tang Yu: "Unexpectedly, I was fooled by the two of you. Where is the place?"

McConnell: "My friend's there."

Tang Yu: "So it's to help your friend get business?"

McConnell: "I don't admit it."

"How much is the commission?"

"no!"

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Go to Conley's Barber Shop.

Conley snapped his fingers: "YEP! The big star is here."

McConnell: "Hurry up, I'll take pictures of you."

Tang Yu: I haven't agreed yet.

Conley stood next to Tang Yu with a smile, and the scissorsmen came out.

Well, I'm advertising for free again.

After taking pictures, McConnell sent to Conley.Kang used the printer to type it out and handed it to Tang Yu: "Tang, can you sign it?"

Tang Yu: "Can you change the color, please? I can't stand black photos."

Conley: "Oh? Why?"

Hey, forget it!You are a Yankee, and you don't know what it means to be unlucky.

Tang Yu: "Let me ask first, do I need money for a haircut today?"

Conley: "Free."

That's okay.Tang Yu quickly signed his name on the photo: "Fair trade."

Conley: "What do you want to do?"

Tang Yu: "Give it to the two of them first, let me think about it."

……

McConnell's new hairstyle came really fast, the big bald head.Conley shaved him clean with a few swishes.

Tang Yu nodded.Nice, bright, at least 100 watts.

Iverson's new hairstyle is also very good, changing the braids on his head from 11 to 12.

What a big change!No wonder you are so determined.

Conley blew the hair off the razor in one breath: "Don, it's time." It seemed that he was going to slaughter a pig.

Time is up?At three quarters in the afternoon, cut off the head?I can't hold you anymore.

"Don, have you thought about it?"

"Just follow this." Tang Yu poked the phone.

Kangli Lehuahua: "Haha, I can't do this." You don't understand the jokes of the Americans.

Tang Yu: "Why not?" Li Xiaoyao's hairstyle, you actually said no? ? ?

Conley: "Because your hair is too short."

You are not skilled enough to blame my short hair?
Tang Yu thought about it: "You can just do it for me. But remember to dye my hair... silver, just silver."

Conley had a better offer: "Dye it green? Lively."

Tang Yu wanted to slap him to death: "If you dare to dye me green, I will tear you up."

"OK. Silver is silver, although it's a bit against the trend..."

Kang Li's knife skills are very good, and the dyeing is also fast. It only took half an hour to finish the job.

I said.

conquered by you like this.

Tang Yu has been intoxicated in the mirror.This color, vicissitudes, cold-blooded, cruel, simply matches my temperament perfectly!Dear friends, please call me Ruthless Swordsman and Lover from now on.

Conley: "Don, are you satisfied?"

Tang Yu teased handsomely: "Very good."

Conley: "If it's good, I'll give you money, $200."

The plot is not like this! "What? Don't you want money?"

Conley calmly reasoned with him: "It's free for a haircut, and $200 for hair dye."

Tang Yu looked at McConnell: "Tony, is he really your friend?"

McConnell: "A true friend!"

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Tang Yu carefully pushed the door open and entered the house.

Ogawa Asuka turned her head and let out a sparrow scream: "Oh, ghost!"

Tang Yu: "Ghost you, it's me."

"Haha, hahahaha..." After seeing Tang Yu clearly, Ogawa Asuka laughed until her stomach cramped: "You look like a vampire, that color is too weird!"

Tang Yu dissatisfied: "Old people, don't know how to appreciate!"

Ogawa Asuka continued to make up the knife: "Old-Style, not fashionable at all."

If I don't talk to people who have no taste, Tang Yu turns around and leaves.

"and many more."

"what?"

"Photograph."

"Isn't it Old-Style? Why do you still take pictures?"

"First hand, I can make T-shirts again, $50 a piece. Quack."

"How can it be cheaper than a jersey?"

"The color doesn't work."

"go to hell!"

Ogawa Asuka died.

……

Park Jung Yoon goes home.

The atmosphere at home today is really strange, Ogawa Asuka is actually busy; there is a silver-haired man sitting on the sofa, with his feet raised high.It must be a fellow of Ogawa Asuka, the Japanese are really lacking in quality.

Pu Zhenyin: "Xiangxiang, are there any guests at home?"

"Guest? Guest! Did you hear that, Sister Zhenyin said that you are a guest, giggling." Asuka Ogawa was so happy.

Tang Yu turned around with tears all over his face.Sister, if you put on the vest, you don't know me anymore?

"Wow~" Pu Zhenyin felt his eyes were poisoned: "So handsome, so handsome."

Tang Yu hurried over and hugged Pu Zhenyin tightly.It's hard to find a bosom friend!

"only you understand me."

Ogawa Asuka didn't even want to look at them: "A pair of elderly people."

Tang Yu: "Little kid, what do you know?"

Pu Zhenyin echoed: "Yes, she is too young to appreciate at all."

Asuka Ogawa didn't even blink her eyes: "Generation gap." She said while continuing to paint on her drawing board.

Pu Zhenyin: "Yu Shuai, stand up."

Tang Yu put his hands behind his head and looked at her puzzled: "What are you doing?"

Park Jung Yoon: "I'll take a picture for you."

"Okay, satisfy you, take a handsome picture of me." Tang Yu stood up from the sofa, full of confidence.

One, two, three, four, five, five tricks.

"Okay, okay, good, good." Pu Zhenyin flipped through the photos on the phone and was very satisfied.

"Show me." Tang Yu laughed involuntarily while watching.I am so narcissistic, are you convinced?

Park Jung Yoon: "This one is the best!"

Tang Yu disagreed: "The light in this one is a little darker, not the best."

Park Jung Yoon: "It's better to be darker, I can put it on the most beautiful vampire cosplay website. This one might win the championship!"

"Hahahaha." Hearing Pu Zhenyin's words, Ogawa Asuka couldn't bear it anymore.

"puff!"

Tang Yu vomited blood and died.

You two melon-eating girls with no vision.

Tang Yu picked up his phone and took a few selfies of himself, so handsome and dignified.

I haven't checked Twitter for a long time, so I choose the most handsome one and throw it up.I'm not James and Curry not checking Twitter during the playoffs; we're not that scared.

Ross liked it in seconds: Brother, what's wrong?
Tang Yu: Brother, you are not colorblind, are you?

Ross: Why do you make yourself look like a vampire?
Tang Yu: Delete friends, block them.

Brother Antetokounmpo's second answer: Brother, are you albino?

Tang Yu: New hairstyle, Fuck-away!
Butler: Change the color and get a new hairstyle?What's your name?

Why are my people all those who didn't make the playoffs or went home early in the playoffs?
Whoever he is, give him a reply first: Brother Jimmy, my hairstyle is amazing, and my name is "Victory Master"!
Little Thomas saw Tang Yu's tweet and thought it was very interesting, tearing him up: Can you win with a different hairstyle?Or are you Asians taking hair changes to new heights?

People in the NBA look down on yellow people from the bottom of their hearts, even Jeremy Lin may not be so popular.The only one who convinced them was Yao Ming back then.And I, in the future, not only want you to submit, but also want you to surrender.

Tang Yu angrily replied to Little Thomas: This is the hairstyle, I will win you tomorrow!I'm that crazy!
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Others laugh at me for being crazy, but I laugh at others for not being able to see through!
You think I'm so bored that I need a new hair color to attract attention?Big mistake, I thought it through!There are many benefits to changing the color of your hair.

[-]. Leading the new fashion trend.

[-]. Promote economic development and create re-employment opportunities.

[-]. Win tomorrow's game.

Fourth, prevent global warming.

(End of this chapter)