The King of NBA2K Trash Talk

Chapter 96 The Song of Joy
The scheduled training is over, and it's game time again!

I'm tired of playing the old game, and I'm tired of losing money.So Tang Yu invented a new game: outsmart the birthday card.The game he invented is not only fun but also can practice skills, so everyone loves to play it.

How to outwit the birthday card?

First delineate an area: the area within the three-point line.

Number of people: A, B, C, and D, a total of four people participated.Among them, A, B, and C are passers, and D is a stealer.

Rules: A, B, and C can run non-stop within the three-point line, but cannot go outside the three-point line.The pass route must be A passes to B, B passes to C, C passes to A; D needs to intercept the ball in the process of their pass. Whoever D cuts off the pass will switch positions with D.If the receiver fails to catch the ball when D is not in place, the receiver and D switch positions.

McConnell made a strong pass, but Iverson deliberately refused to catch it, and just shouted: "Oh, the pass is too short!"

Anderson sprints out to break the ball.

McConnell stared at Iverson: "Iverson, you are too much."

Iverson spread his hands: "Tony, you can't blame me."

Anderson pointed at McConnell: "Boy, you can't afford to lose."

McConnell was angry: "Who said I can't afford to lose? Change!"

Well, it's time for Anderson, Iverson and Henderson to play McConnell.This game is officially renamed from now on: Sansen playing Yimai.

Start!
Seeing McConnell frantically being played around by those three people, Tang Yu was worried for him.While watching, he yelled for him.

"Left left."

"Right right."

"Front!"

"Can you hurry up?"

"Oh, it's hopeless."

"Silly."

In Tang Yu's view, McConnell's IQ shouldn't be playing this game at all.

Colangeno passed by and walked in. "Don!"

Tang Yu took a look: "HELLO! BOSS."

Colangeno: "Come here."

Tang Yu walked over: "Boss has a lecture?"

Colangeno said with a "friendly smile": "Young man, you played very well. I am personally very satisfied with your performance in the playoffs."

Forget it, the weasel pays New Year greetings to the chicken.Tang Yu: "I will continue to work hard."

Colangeno: "I'll buy you coffee."

The last time old man Brown invited me to drink coffee, I ran to help him comfort Rodriguez.Gain wisdom by eating, and never drink free coffee again!
Tang Yu refused: "I'm not thirsty, thank you."

Colangeno: "You're tired and need energy."

Tang Yu: "I'm not tired, and I don't like coffee." In short, I just don't want to.

You are afraid of death!Colangeno: "Where is all this nonsense, come to my office."

Tang Yu: "You can't use force~"

Colangeno put a cup of ground coffee in front of Tang Yu.

The same coffee machine, the same coffee beans, and even the same technique.You and Brown are old friends.

Tang Yu glanced at the coffee and boasted, "It's delicious."

Colangeno: "You know it without even drinking it?"

Tang Yu confessed: "To tell you the truth, I already drank at Coach Brown's place."

Colangeno: "You think I'm as bad as him?"

Tang Yu: "No, you are worse than him."

Colangeno smiled: "I think you are the worst kid!"

Tang Yu: "You, please tell me if you have anything to say."

Colangeno: "Good thing, what are you afraid of? Isn't this year's draw day approaching? The management decided to let you draw lots for our team."

This is a great honor.To put it bluntly, others let you go because they value you.

Tang Yu asked with a hippie smile: "If I win the number one lottery, is there any reward?"

Colangeno's eyes sparkled: "Reward your teammate with one!" I won't lie to you.

Tang Yu: "If I win the second lottery, is there any reward?"

Colangeno: "Yes, you understand my routine."

Tang Yu insisted on teasing him to the end: "Then what if I only get the lottery?"

The lottery only draws the top three, and the pick is the worst.

Colangeno: "Then you are ready to play a year off the bench next year!"

Tang Yu: "I didn't expect the lottery to be so risky."

Colangeno: "Good luck."

Tang Yu: "You will regret it."

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Tang Yu handed over the ticket to Xiao Chouchou.

Little Chouchou: "Thank you!"

Tang Yu: "You're welcome."

Xili: "Last night, I fought fiercely with Xiao Chou Qiu... and finally created "Song of Tang" perfectly."

Tang Yu: "Please don't be so evil when you speak next time, my little heart can't bear it."

"It can only show that you are not pure." Siri: "Shall I show you the demo?"

Tang Yu: "Okay, listen to it." Maybe it's better to listen to the demo with accompaniment than to listen to him howl live?

Siri turned on the stereo, and melodious music came immediately.

Female voice: "The boundless end of the world is my dish."

Male voice: "There is a Tang Yu in China who is a talent."

Female voice: "What kind of stage, what kind of love."

Male voice: "He must be the strongest in the future alliance!"

Male and female voices chorus: "The most powerful!"

"YO, YO, YO." Tang Yu kept applauding.

Siri: "How is it? Doesn't it sound nice?"

Xiao Qiuchou: "Perfect! This song must be a hit!"

Siri: "Pretty."

Little Chouchou: "Perfect."

Siri: "Pretty."

Little Chouchou: "Perfect."

Tang Yu: "Goodbye!"

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Back home for the G6 game.

Unexpectedly, the Celtics took out the fighting power of breaking the boat and took the victory with a 7-point advantage.

The next day, the team made an exception and did not schedule training, allowing the players to relax for a day.

Tang Yu went to the Starbucks he endorsed and ordered a cup of coffee.

Unexpectedly, the whole store was filled with joyful atmosphere.

"The boundless world is my specialty, Tang Yu is a talented person from China..." Oh, why did it only take a few days...

A fat aunt recognized Tang Yu.

"Don, cheers."

"Coffee can drink too?"

"Can we win the next game?"

"Well, I can win."

"Yes, we can win, we will definitely win the tiebreaker and enter the Eastern Conference Finals!"

……

I drove to Wal-Mart and wanted to buy something for Jimmy and Limi to deliver.

Unexpectedly, Wal-Mart is also playing "Song of Tang" on a loop.

"What kind of stage and what kind of love, he must be the best in the future alliance!"

the best!

I go!

……

When I got home in the afternoon, I was finally clean.

Taking out the little N, a total of 4 skill points were obtained in these two games.

Shots off the dribble: 80.

Mid-range shots: 82.

Anti-jamming shots: 80.

Uh... 4 points are all added to the mid-range shooting, and now the mid-range shooting score is 86.

Just one word, what do you think?
He didn't expect that even if his layup score was 90, there would be times when he failed to make a layup.

Little N's new reminder: Congratulations on winning the first Tianwangshan battle in your career, and you will be rewarded with a magical whirlwind ice cream.Effect: eat cool!

After Tianwangshan, I have finished another round!You just came to reward now?Where did productivity go?
Speaking of which, where did my magic whirlwind ice cream go?

The weather is too hot, melted?
Le Di is gluttonous, confused?
"Package delivery, I'm Ledi. Every moment, delivered on time!"

Tang Yu opened the door: "Le Di, you are not on time this time."

Le Di: "No, I just received your package this morning."

Tang Yu: "Really? I just believe you this time."

……

Sending Ledi away, take a closer look at the package.Why is it different from the previous one?

Sender: Simon Seely.

Are you going to make trouble?
Open the package, inside is a beautiful CD.On the cover is the cool ethnic style of Xili and Xiaoqiu.

Text resume:
The collision of Eastern and Western soul music, the most dazzling Little Apple STYLE "Tang Song ROCK-AND-ROLL" original soundtrack.

"The boundless end of the world is my dish..."

can i swear
(End of this chapter)