Quick Transmigration Little Stalker: The big villain is moving

Chapter 837 I Have Two Petals of Peach Blossoms (41)

He was blocked by the woman in front of him on the wall behind him.

The woman supported the wall with one hand, pinching him in a cramped corner, and flirtatiously brushed the hair by her ears with the other hand.

Jiang Wan shivered, and quickly rubbed the goosebumps on her arms.

What a "immortal wall", what an oily princess of Xuantian Sword Sect
Jiang Wan's sinking heart was lifted again by Lin Shui'er's Meng Lang's action.

Who do you think it's not good for her to molest, and must she molest an ancient monster?In case the old monster gets angry, let alone the Xuanhuozhu, maybe the two of them will become roast suckling pigs today.

Fenghuang coughed and cleared his throat. He was about to ask the woman in front of him what she was going to do, but the woman approached him with a mysterious expression and said:

"One person asked if there are dragons in this world, and another person said that there are really dragons in this world! Because when he was four years old, his mother called him out to eat, and he didn't respond after calling four times, so his mother pushed him away. The door asked him: Are you deaf! Do you think you are deaf after all?"

"A centipede has a hundred hands. One day it passed by a pile of excrement. After counting it, it found that there were only 99 footprints on the excrement. May I ask why?"

Phoenix was dumbfounded.

"Because it has to pinch its nose with one hand."

Jiang Wan sat on her seat and laughed, she hadn't gotten over the last joke yet.

Lin Shui'er ignored her, and said to Fenghuang, "Chinese New Year is coming soon, mother taught the baby, what should you say if someone gives you a red envelope for the New Year? Baby: Is there any more?"

"One day, a killer in the east of the village died. His father knelt beside the dead body and wailed loudly: "Sin, tell me white-haired people to send red-orange-yellow-green-blue-purple-haired people!"

"There was an old man surnamed Tie, who was in his 70s and [-]s and had no hair on his body. He went to the hospital for an examination and asked the doctor what disease he had. The doctor said: "Old Tie is fine."

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Lin Shui'er babbled and said a lot of things to Fenghuang, her mouth was drooling, because she talked so fast that she got angry.

Lin Shui'er was panting while leaning against the wall, and glanced at her elder brother who had already slumped down from his seat, her face was full of a sense of accomplishment.Turning his head, the small face "full of accomplishment" met a big expressionless face.

The man's expression was slightly cold, and his thin lips were pursed together.

Seeing this, Lin Shui'er was dissatisfied.

She found so many jokes from "Strange Tales" to tell him, how come he still has this expression of not being able to hold his fart in the end?

"Hey—" Lin Shui'er stretched out her hand and shook it in front of Fenghuang, "Isn't it funny?"

The man didn't look at her, not knowing what he was thinking.

Lin Shui'er pursed her mouth, and her face was wrinkled like a bitter gourd, "Even if it's not funny, don't make such an expression, okay. I feel so frustrated."

The man remained speechless.

Lin Shui'er glared at him with hatred, and then returned to Jiang Wan with a dejected look on her face, "Brother! Huh, I really didn't expect this old man to be facial paralyzed."

Jiang Wan couldn't stop laughing, trying to comfort her with a few words, but everything that came out of her mouth was "hahahaha".

With Jiang Wan as a comparison, Lin Shui'er became even angrier looking at the paralyzed Phoenix in the corner.

"Brother." Lin Shui'er whispered quietly to Jiang Wan's ear, "Do you think he is also deaf?"

Just as Lin Shui'er's voice hit the ground, thunderous laughter erupted from the corner of the room, "Hahaha—is it a dragon? Is it deaf? I have to tell Qinglong about this joke!!"

Lin Shui'er, "???"

No, isn't her last joke "There's nothing wrong with old iron"?

(End of this chapter)