Unlimited Survival: Be a gangster in an escape game

Chapter 266 The Great Fantasy Era 45
Her gaze flicked back and forth on the colorful bottles, Master Xing Luo was unmoved.

Little did he know that Xinghe on the opposite side was already mourning for him.

I hope this silly, white and sweet person has better luck and doesn't suffer too much.

A leaf fell from the sky and landed in front of a bottle of purple potion.

Yin Xia picked up the leaves and the purple potion bottle at the same time, "It's you."

She opened the cork on the bottle, and purple smoke wafted from the bottle.Yin Xia breathed lightly, and the smoke drifted along the direction of the wind to the top of Master Xing Luo's head.

Although Master Xing Luo didn't know what she was going to do, he would not sit still and resist the impact of the spiritual energy in his meridians, forcing out a wave of spiritual energy to protect his body.

But the smoke didn't know what it was made of, and it actually directly penetrated the protection of the spiritual power, and even melted into the spiritual energy, and was slowly inhaled by him.

"Don't think that a little pain will knock me down."

Master Xing Luo's face was gloomy, and his words were also extremely gloomy.

Yin Xia put away the empty bottle, curled the corners of her mouth teasingly, revealing two pointed canine teeth, "Why does it hurt? Don't worry, there is no pain at all."

Master Xingluo snorted coldly, turned his head away, and simply closed his eyes so as not to look at her.

The purple mist gradually disappeared, and he felt a gust of cool wind blowing towards him. When he opened his eyes, he saw that woman Yin Xia was up to something, holding a huge fan, fanning himself non-stop. .

"Just such a broken fan, do you still want to freeze me to death?" He forcefully mocked.

But Yin Xia still smiled unabated, and even looked at his handsome features with wild eyes.

"The cold doesn't kill you, it just makes you shed a little hair."

Hair removal?

What does Master Xingluo mean if he doesn't understand?
He turned his gaze away, Bai Li lowered his head and wiped the Dragon Sword in his hand, not daring to look up at all.

On the contrary, the little devil who came out of the slums kept staring at him with a distorted expression, as if he was holding back something.

"Did you see a ghost with this expression?"

Xing Luo didn't speak. He was afraid that if he spoke, his power would be broken.

Yin Xia took over the conversation for him, "Maybe it's almost like seeing a ghost, you will know if you see it for yourself."

Master Xingluo wanted to say something else, but out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a huge mirror. In the mirror, a person wearing the same maroon dress as himself was sitting cross-legged on the roof, and his movements were the same as his own.

The only difference was that the man in the mirror had most of his jet-black hair flying away, leaving only a few strands hanging miserably on his forehead.

A gust of cool wind hit, and the thick eyebrows fell off, and the last eyelashes on the eyes were gone.

Seeing this, he also felt that the top of his head was chilly.

Touching it with his hand, the long black hair slipped down between his fingers and fell between his legs.

He froze, and touched it with the other hand.

A large piece of black hair fell on the roof and floated in the breeze.

Even if he is a fool, he should understand what the purple spray is for.

"The effect is good." Yin Xia praised, "This is a hair removal spray specially developed to solve women's problems. It was originally intended to be sold, but I didn't expect you to become my first customer. Thank you for your patronage. A spirit stone in a bottle."

Smiling, Yin Xia stretched out her hand and asked Reverend Xingluo for money. Reverend Xingluo's face was distorted, and he was too angry to speak.

Why is this person so thick-skinned!She shaved off his hair without authorization, yet she still had the nerve to ask him for money!Did she lose money?

It is really ugly to look in the mirror without hair. Master Xinghe looks away and gathers all his spiritual power on the top of his head to give birth to a new head of hair.

It's just hair, and it will grow back soon. Do you really think that such a small thing can stump him?Overreaching.

However, at this time, the hateful woman whispered in his ear again, "By the way, in order to completely solve the problems of women, this hair removal spray not only removes hair, but also inhibits hair regeneration. Unless you use special The drug stimulates the birth and rebuilds the hair follicles, otherwise it would be impossible to grow them back."

Master Xing Luo worked hard for a long time, and his head really didn't even have any protruding hair roots, it was still a smooth and shiny big marinated egg.

"I advise you to get it back for me immediately, don't wait for my reply, otherwise..."

Yin Xia didn't pay attention to the threat of Daoist Xingluo gnashing his teeth, "Otherwise, what would happen?"

She took out the soles again, facing the dirty yellow mud and unknown black dots on the soles, Master Xingluo hated secretly, and under the coercion of the soles, she had to swallow all the cruel words.

Yin Xia looked at him contemptuously, "You never beat us in your heyday, do you think you can kill me when you recover? Want to catch me? It's better to be realistic in your dream."

Do you really think that you are still the scumbag Xia you used to be?She is now Niu Guluxia.

With the shield on, no one can get close to her. When her strength surpasses the stupid big man in front of her, she will push him to the ground and beat him violently.

Master Xing Luo wanted to bear it any longer, Yin Xia picked up a new bottle, and the red liquid inside was bubbling and bubbling.

His face changed slightly, his lips trembled slightly, "What is this again?"

Yin Xia proudly introduced to him, "The spray just now is to prevent hair regrowth, this bottle is even better, and the effect is more powerful, do you know about rejuvenation? Just one bottle of potion can make you experience the fun of childhood again."

Rejuvenation?Master Xing Luo breathed a sigh of relief.

Yin Xia narrowed her eyes, "Don't compare my things with Ziwei Zhenren's three-no product, do you know what rejuvenation is? It literally means returning you to the baby state, the kind that needs to drink milk."

If the comprehension world had regulations governing over-promotion, Rejuvenation Pill would definitely be the first to be blacklisted.

become a baby?How can this be tolerated!

Master Xing Luo's expression changed drastically.

Yin Xia patted him on the shoulder and comforted him, "Don't worry, you are the master of Yuxu Sect after all, aren't you? I will help you find a nanny, and I won't let you go hungry."

That's not enough, Yin Xia began to introduce him to several other bottles.

"If I'm not interested in rejuvenation, I have other options."

"Look at this yellow one. This stuff is called Happy All Day. Drinking this stuff will make you smile with your mouth open. Anyone who sees you will tell you how happy you are smiling. But it has a little side effect, which is When you laugh, you will not be able to close your mouth, and your saliva will flow down the corners of your mouth. I hope you bring your own tissues, and don’t be affected by this little side effect.”

Master Xing Luo's eyes were no longer so determined.

Yin Xia continued: "Then this green one is called the curse from aunt."

"You seem to be in good condition, but there is one thing that is not very good, too machismo. It is easy to find a partner like this, you know?"

"But you have never been a woman before. I can understand your two hundred and five thoughts. It is not easy to understand women. Now is your chance. Just drink this bottle of green potion, and you will be able to experience how women come to the moon. The pain at the time can strengthen your body and mind, exercise your will, and then you will understand the difficulty of women better, and become a friend of women is just around the corner."

After Yin Xia finished speaking, she lowered her voice and told him mysteriously, "One more thing, in fact, what you experience is not just pain, within seven days after using this, even if you are a boy, you will really have menstruation Yes, the experience is very realistic and definitely worth recommending.”

(End of this chapter)