The reborn prince who wanted to be a boss failed again

Chapter 1 What About Stand-Up Comedy?

Chapter 1 What About Stand-Up Comedy?

If you were born again, what would you most want to do?
Tear x face?Counterattack the scum?Or seize the opportunity and go to the pinnacle of life?
Si Bai said that he didn't want to.

He just wanted to kill that woman named Baili, become a big boss and control his destiny, and no longer be forced to be reborn.
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In the third year of Taikang, Daling annexed Xiliang and Beiwu, becoming the largest country after seven points in the Northern Han Dynasty.

Well, the one with the largest territory and the worst strength is the first.

The original seven-legged confrontation has thus become a five-nation struggle for supremacy.

And three years ago, Daling Prince Si Bai, who was sent to Xiliang as a proton, was finally able to return home.

However, in the past three years, Emperor Taikang re-established the crown prince, and he, the prince who returned as a hostage, had an embarrassing status.

It can also be seen that when Da Ling attacked Xiliang, he didn't take into account the life and death of him, the prince.

I never thought that he could come back alive, let alone try to rescue him.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Si Bai came out with a few hidden guards.

Several times, he almost died in Huangquan, but it was the girl who appeared in his dreams many times and saved him.

After that, relying on his admiration for Emperor Taikang, he forced himself back to Daling.

I thought that what greeted him would be his father's appreciation and affirmation.

In the end, only the powers of all parties were displeased, wishing to remove him immediately, because it was never heard that there were two princes reigning at the same time in any dynasty or generation.

His existence seemed to remind everyone in the Great Ling Chaotang the cause of this joke.

Are you sad?Are you sad?
When he experienced this in the first life, he was indeed sad.

But in the second life, he no longer has this emotion.

Now the third world...

He only wanted to kill that woman in Baili!

Therefore, this time when he returned to the capital, he did not enter the palace to make trouble as he did in the previous two lifetimes, but went to the National Teacher's Mansion in the outskirts.

"Baili, come out! I know you are inside! Open the door!"

With his hips akimbo, Si Bai stopped at the gate of the National Teacher's Mansion and shouted, as if declaring war.

But no matter how much he yelled, the gate of the National Teacher's Mansion was still motionless and there was no response.

"Baili, you are a coward, you have the ability to do it, but you don't have the guts to admit it..." Si Bai's throat was hoarse, but he continued to yell and curse.

"Your Highness is not going back to the palace, what are you doing here? Are you talking about stand-up comedy?"

Suddenly, a cold female voice sounded behind Si Bai.

This person was Baili who had gone out to buy roasted chicken and pork knuckles, the national teacher above the imperial power of the Daling Dynasty.

"You, you're not in the mansion!?" Si Bai felt as if he had seen a ghost when he saw her, and his voice became much sharper.

"Is there any need for me to be in the mansion?" Baili glanced at him, feeling that this man had been reborn twice, and his appearance of not being very smart was even worse.

"You..." Si Bai thought for a while, it seems that there is really no need for him to be in the mansion.

But she's not in the mansion, so he scolded for so long just now, his throat hurts, isn't it all in vain?
But at this time, Baili walked to the door, stretched out his hand and pushed gently, and the door of the National Teacher's Mansion opened.

No, no lock?

Si Bai felt that his face was hurting a little at this moment.

If he had known that the door was not locked at all, and could be opened with a light push, why was he shouting here with his hips on his hips?

Wouldn't it be nice to go in and drink tea and wait for the bitch woman Baili to come back, and give her a fatal scare?
The prince's dark guard who stood at the side with his hands down: You have the guts to go in!Master Guoshi didn't close the door at this moment, but you kept up!
Si Bai didn't know what the secret guard was thinking, he stepped forward and stopped at the gate of the National Teacher's Mansion, raised his foot to poke forward, when he heard a feigned cough from inside, scared him so quickly retracted his little feet, and went to After fleeing three meters away.

Dark Guard: Let’s say you have no guts, and you insist on denying it.

 "After Being Forced to Raise a Violent and Wasted Prince, I Bewitched Crazy"

  Luo Qingqing wholeheartedly wanted to develop her farming business, but she seemed to be short of land for the five elements, and lacked land for her life, and she has never been able to achieve her wish.

  When she was about to flex her muscles for the first time and carry out the great cause of farming, she was targeted by the prince Cheng Yue who was looking for a scapegoat.

  "It's your honor to receive the favor of the prince for one night." Cheng Yue felt that favoring a peasant girl doesn't even need to be given a title.I didn't expect that it would be really fragrant in the future, and I begged her for a title on my knees...

  The second time she was about to flex her muscles, she was taken over by the prince's uncle who controlled the government, and even burned all the corn seeds she had worked so hard to improve!

  Cheng Yue: Uncle, I have never begged you for anything in my life, today is the only time I beg you, please go on the road with peace of mind!

  The next day, the prince righteously exterminated his relatives and presented his uncle's crimes of embezzlement and perverting the law over the years, destroying his entire family.

  The third time, I met Liang Wang, who was duplicity in appearance, pretending to be like the prince, working in the fields, and shoveling the high-yielding rice she had cultivated with great difficulty!
  I can go to your uncle!Luo Qingqing went berserk, it's really easy to pinch her like a soft persimmon!But before he had time to do anything, news spread that King Liang would be executed soon.

  Later, Dajing finally achieved peace through singing and dancing, and the ups and downs were peaceful.

  Luo Qingqing started farming for the fourth time, and all civil and military officials came to kneel and beg: "Madam, please stop farming! If you don't return to the palace, you will miss the auspicious time for enthroning!"

  All the ministers ignored the new emperor who was digging in the ground.

  Luo Qingqing: "I won't go, I want to farm!"

  "Your majesty! The emperor has ordered people to flatten the six palaces in the east and west, and spread the most fertile black soil. You can plant whatever you want on it!"

  
 
(End of this chapter)

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