Bamboo horse is not a human being in his daily life

Chapter 28 [Small dress-up game] I must miss Jiang Youbo so much!
Little Poor himself doesn't feel that he is pitiful at all. If he insists on having something to do with these two words, it's because the game is really uncomfortable. The bed looks so soft, but it's not at all when you lie on it. So what happened, it was as hard as an iron plate.

The warm fish rolled around on top, and finally couldn't bear it anymore and kept asking the time.

Jiang Yousi was so annoyed that when she asked the time for the 20th time, she carried him to stand on the floor, her tone was blunt and somewhat fierce.

"Just stand here and count down for me from 600, don't move until you reach 0."

The little girl who stood up straight was still a little puzzled, "Why 600?"

Jiang Youpan stopped talking, and the phone was pulled out from the holder and slapped on the table, which made the girl inside yell and yell non-stop.

But the person in front of the phone picked up the cup and went directly to the kitchen.

Wen Queyu yelled for a long time but no one responded to her, so she could only stand there aggrieved and pursed her lips, still obediently and softly, counting from 600.

“600、599、598、597、596300软软，你人呢？.250江软软？200”

While counting down, she called Jiang Yousi from time to time, but no one paid her any attention.

She reasonably suspected that the 600 that Jiang Youba casually said was simply because she thought she was annoying and asked her to find something to play by herself!
Jiang Yousi used this trick every time he didn't want to talk to her. When he was in primary school, Father Wen was busy with work and could only entrust Wen Queyu to Jiang's family to take him to school with him.

The little Wen Queyu was so obedient at that time, the adults said they wanted to be with Jiang Yousi, so she dragged Jiang Yousi's schoolbag all the way, and she quickly followed him after he walked a few steps, occasionally her short legs couldn't keep up As soon as he followed his steps, he gasped and called out softly, brother.

It's a pity that Jiang Yousi, who was very playful at that time, didn't like such a oil bottle at all. Miss Wen was small, soft and timid. When she saw other little boys, she was so scared that she immediately hugged his waist and buried her face When I went in, my body was shaking.

Jiang Yousi was very annoying. She couldn't beat her, and she couldn't understand when she scolded her. She would just cheerfully ask brother what are you talking about?Still a sticky person who can't be shaken off.

But there is no such thing as impossible in Jiang Yousang's world, and Jiang Yousang, who was just a little carrot at that time, said to the little girl with a serious face.

"You go to your class and count from 600 to 0. When you count to 0, I will take you to eat ice cream."

At that time, Wen Queyu was only in the first grade of elementary school. She didn't know how to count from 600 to 0. Her abilities were limited to addition, subtraction, multiplication and division within ten. But Jiang Yousi's words were equivalent to an imperial edict for her, and the little girl Obediently, count with your fingers from 10 to 0 and then from 0 to 10.

"Meow, Wenwen, what are you doing, meow~"

Wen Queyu, who was deep in thought, was taken aback. After jumping three feet high, he counted several numbers in a row inexplicably.

"97, 96, 99, ah, ah, ah, Jiang Yousi! What is this?!"

A big fat yellow-and-white cat slowly crawled out from under the bed with graceful steps. It was not so much slow as it was too fat, and every step was extraordinarily difficult.

"Meow, Wen Wen! I'm the sound effect, meow!"

"Sound effects?!" Wen Queyu looked at the big fat cat in confusion. The cat finally came to her feet, raised its paws and rested on her pink plush slippers, motionless as if it was paralyzed with fatigue.

"It's me, meow, I'm too tired, this big meow is too fat, I can't walk at all, meow!"

"." This terribly stupid feeling is still inexplicably familiar, it's because of the style of the sound effects.

After confirming that it was a sound effect, Wen Queyu immediately bent down and picked up the big fat cat by the back of the neck, smiling grimly.

"You brought this to your door yourself!"

Sound Effects: ? ? ?Suddenly felt that life was threatened!

Since Wen Queyu became a person in this game world, he has been suppressed in anger, and was worried that he had nowhere to post it. Who knew that the sound effect would be delivered to his door.

She made it clear that her temper was not made of dough!
When Jiang Yousi picked up the phone again, he saw the girl on the screen pressing a big fat cat on the bed, tickling it?
And the cat meowed and meowed and laughed very strangely.

Jiang Yousi didn't know exactly how Wen Queyu walked.

On the screen, a girl in pink is fiercely bullying a big fat cat, and she is still cursing.

"Sound effect! I won't punish you today! I, Wen Queyu, will have the last name of Jiang Yousi!"

"Let me tell you! Is it tolerable or unbearable! You let me endure the college entrance examination, but you think I'm easy to bully?! What's going on with this paper man?!"

The sound effect hiccups from laughter, hahaha laughs until the whole cat is panting, and has no time to strike up a conversation.

Seeing this, Wen Queyu grabbed the back of its fate's neck, and what he started with was a fat mass of meat.

The sound effect is the ability to answer the question.

"Isn't it because you didn't follow the routine in the last dungeon, meow!"

"Then you can blame us?! Did you and Xiaoqi agree with you!"

"... didn't acquiesce that much." The sound effect complained aggrievedly in a low voice, and at the end he didn't forget to add, "Meow."

"Your sound effect! It's very bad! I warn you, get me out quickly!"

"Is there anything I can do? You see, I'm here now. You're still a person, and I'm not even a person."

Wen Queyu was stunned when he heard this.
That's right, the sound effect itself ran in and acted like a stupid cat.

How can she count on this sound effect whose IQ has been negatively increasing?

One person and one cat were all lying on the bed in a big character shape, and they all looked hopeless.

It looks stupidly symmetrical, just like it was carved out of a mold.

"How long is the count?" Jiang Yousi asked with his lips curled up after looking at the cup for a while.

Why is this voice so nice!Wen Queyu sat up at once, crossed his legs, sat on the bed with his hands folded reverently, and bowed to Jiang Youpan, regardless of whether he could see it or not, and looked like an old monk in meditation, muttering road.

"The benefactor must be the poor nun's destined person. Let's forget about the past and start over from the beginning. It doesn't matter how many times we count. What matters is that we abandon the past and save the girl who has lost her footing—and the stupid cat!"

"Poor nun?" Jiang Yousi's tone was very disgusting, some water was stained on his lips, he raised his hand and used his thumb to wipe away the luster, and said casually, "Small breasts."

Warm fish:? ? ? ? ?You used to talk badly about my IQ, but now you talk badly about my body?

She put her arms around her chest, with a shy and angry expression like a woman from a good family who vowed to defend her dignity to the death.

"Jiang Yousi! You are too much! I won't forgive you so easily this time!"

After he finished speaking, he rolled his eyes, revealing a witty energy, and pursed his lips pretending to be sad and whimpered.

"I'm so sad! I have been with you for more than ten years, and you treat me like this!"

It didn't matter whether Jiang Yousi paid attention to her or not, he acted vigorously by himself.

The sound effect beside him also slowly got up, raised his paw and slapped her leg, and whimpered.

"Wen Wen, you are too pitiful, meow, no one loves you, you are just a little cabbage in the field, meow!"

".Sound effects, shut up, this is my stage, please exit in an orderly manner."

This person really had a great time no matter where he was, Jiang Yousi couldn't bear to see that one person and one cat acted like ghosts and wolves as if they had found their own theater, he exited the room bar and carried him back to the space in the cloakroom.

I found a plaid dress for the little girl to change into.

Miss Wen was very dissatisfied with such a simple outfit, "This one doesn't look that good! You change me into that one, the pink one with pearls and diamonds! It's twinkling, that one looks good!"

Oh, it's pink with pearls and diamonds.

There are quite a lot of requests, why doesn't she ask for a sunny and sandy Hawaii by the way?

Is it possible for Jiang Yousi to satisfy her request?It's totally impossible, Wen Queyu can't get used to it, once he gets used to it, it's easy to climb along the pole.

Therefore, Young Master Jiang didn't intend to pay attention to Wen Queyu's small needs at all.

But the little girl on the screen didn't know where she learned it. She squatted down and rubbed her hands on her chin, making a soft, beeping sound, acting like a baby.

"Is it okay? Huh? Change it!"

Those willow-leaf eyes were sparkling, as if someone had scooped a handful out of the galaxy and poured it in.

She, most importantly, made him abandon all principles and there was nothing he could do.

The fluffy and coquettish girl was still trying her best to search for the Korean drama heroines she had seen acting coquettish in her mind, and when she was about to spit out her disgusting bile, she realized that her clothes had changed!

It was the little dress called 'Shaking the Stars' that she was eager to put on. She twirled around happily, touched the skirt with her hands, and smiled.

"Although the behavior of becoming a paper man is very restricted, it is really fun to have a lot of beautiful little skirts!"

Jiang Youpan squinted his eyes, watching the little girl on the screen happily circling around, laughing like silver bells accompanied by the sound of the piano, his fingers circled around the cup.

"I like it so much, I might as well not come out."

He hooked his lips and smiled not very kindly.

"As for me, to satisfy your desire to wear a beautiful little dress, I reluctantly promise you that I will give you krypton gold without interruption."

Wen Queyu's smile gradually disappeared, and he rubbed his face in horror, in disbelief.

"Did I just have an auditory hallucination? This is definitely not something my bamboo horse can say!" She rubbed her face again, choked up and said, "I must miss Jiang Youba so much that I have an auditory hallucination. I'm too pitiful!"

There is a set of tricks.

Jiang Youpan almost suspected that this girl didn't time travel to Love Nikki-Dress but to love and learn sweet talk from the producer.

The sound effect also whimpered, it was Wen Queyu's perfect compliment.

"We, Wen Wen, are hallucinating! This is so pitiful! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...."

Xiaoqi, who had been looking for an opportunity to appear at the right time, couldn't bear it anymore, and her voice was so delicate and pretty, just like that of a five or six-year-old girl, sounded from the side of Jiang Youpan.

"Sound effects! Can you stop being so stupid!"

　Wen Queyu: There is a trick to deal with Jiang Yousi, crying, making trouble and acting like a baby.

　　Jiang Yousi:? ? ? ? ?

　　
　
(End of this chapter)