Bamboo horse is not a human being in his daily life
Chapter 3 [College Entrance Examination Copy] My bamboo horse is a bit of a dog
Chapter 3 [College Entrance Examination Copy] My bamboo horse is a bit of a dog
Wen Queyu stood outside for the whole class and was a little delirious. During this period, she tried to talk to the broken sound effect, but the sound effect pretended to be dead and didn't respond to her.
She was so angry that she wanted to take it out of her mind and strangle it to death.
While she was standing bitterly outside, it was very lively inside.
Chen Yu always smiled when giving lectures as if she had eaten some pistachio, and she could constantly hear her cue Jiang Yousi.
"Classmate Jiang, tell me about the relationship between real estate tax and housing prices!"
Then the boy stood up, and his cold voice sounded in the classroom.
"Real estate tax is a comprehensive concept. The relationship between the two is summarized above."
As soon as he finished his answer, Chen Nuo immediately praised with joy, "Everyone must learn from Mr. Jiang! Do you know?"
Then there was a shuffling, "I heard--"
It's like the scene of a small class in a kindergarten.
Gee.
As expected, wherever Demon King Jiang went, there was evil.
Even the great demon Chen Yu, who possesses natural principles and destroys human desires, bows to him. They all came through the same thing. Why is there such a big difference?
A political class lasted 45 minutes, and Wen Queyu stood outside for 45 minutes.
Until the bell rang for the end of get out of class, everyone in the class swarmed out and ran straight down the stairs. The boy holding the basketball howled and cheered, "Physical education class! Go!" She flew down the side.
A cold wind blew up.
When the cold wind blew, the still wet fabric on the skirt suddenly became chilly. Wen Queyu frowned and touched it, but it was still sticky.
She held the hem of her skirt with her hands and waited until no one was running out before she slowly swayed in. When she walked in, she saw that the big devil was still sitting in the classroom with his legs crossed, flipping through a pink-covered book in his hand. She heard the sound at the door. The movement, looking sideways.
Seeing Wen Queyu's wrinkled little face, he raised his hand and hooked his index finger at her.
"???"
What about calling a dog? !
Wen Queyu walked up to him a little angrily, put his hands on the table, looked at his face, and said angrily.
"Jiang Youbao, why don't you change your mind! How can you sue the teacher! Are you a primary school student?!"
"Ah."
"Huh?! What are you huh huh! Can you communicate well! You can't speak Chinese after staying in the United States for a long time!"
"I'm a primary school student, what about you?" Jiang Yousi put the book on the table, raised his eyes and looked over.
Those eyes were cold and fierce, like a wolf in the jungle watching its prey.
"Why haven't you made any progress after all these years?" His long eyelashes flickered up and down in the airflow, and the black eyelashes caught the light of the incandescent lamp above his head. He curled his lips and said with a faint smile, "I have been in elementary school since I was in elementary school. Even though I am an adult, I still fall for the tricks I use."
Wen Queyu suddenly fell silent.
Looking at Jiang Youbo was like looking at a dog.
"Tell me, what information have you learned during these days here?"
".I only know that the system let me go to Tsinghua University and Peking University."
Wen Queyu thought for a while, and then added, "The time here is counted in half. Here, there are only twelve hours a day." She pointed to the clock hanging on the podium as she spoke.
He was very proud as if he had discovered some secret treasure.
"I haven't figured out the rest—"
"Tsk." The uncle who was hanging Erlang's legs gave a dissatisfied click, and looked at Wen Queyu with even more contemptuous eyes, with a bit of disgust in his tone, "According to the system, you have been here for more than half a month. , you know, that's all?"
That’s all!
Wen Queyu was very angry.
Before he had time to refute, he heard Jiang Youpan's cold voice slowly saying.
"I just came here for less than an hour, and it's only about half an hour when converted from the time here."
"I noticed from the moment I walked into this school that all the teachers here look exactly like Chen Nu, but it seems that no one else has the right to 'speak'. Only Chen Nu can communicate with us. If nothing else, she It should be an NPC."
"As for the Tsinghua University and Peking University you mentioned, it is the key to getting out. It's like a game of breaking through levels. There are some intermediate links that can add points. The links that can be reminded here are the joint entrance exams before the college entrance examination."
"And it's useless for me to be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University alone. You have to be admitted, so we can go out."
Jiang Yousi tapped his fingers on the pink book cover and smiled.
"As for this."
"Huh?" Wen Queyu was completely confused, and followed the movements of his fingers to look over.
I saw "study and you are both important" written on the pink cover
Suddenly thunder rolled.
"Where did this come from?"
"Your language book, the moment I became your tablemate, it became the form of this novel. I flipped through it—" Jiang Youpan half-spoken, suddenly hooked his lips, with a playful expression, " The protagonists in it seem to be named Jiang Yousi and Wen Queyu?"
Wen Que was petrified.
"'Learning and You Are Both Important'" he read the name and sneered, then added, "It should be the book we walked in."
"But can you explain why the author is also you?"
"."
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to say it, I can probably guess the reason."
He stood up, glanced up and down at Wenchuyu, whose lips were open and speechless, took out a shirt from his schoolbag, threw it on her head, and walked out.
Wen Queyu was confused.
My brain was crackling like a short circuit and I could hear the sound of electricity.
guessed?
Guess what? !
"Why don't you even know how to answer a sentence?! Aren't you very eloquent when you hate me?" The sound effect came again, chattering with an eunuch's voice and talking endlessly since he left.
"How embarrassing for me to do this! Xiaoqi has seen me! It must have seen that the host I bring is stupider than it! It must be laughing at me!"
"You can't do this next time! If you don't want to go back, I can teach you!"
"Then teach me." Wen Queyu grabbed the shirt from his head, rubbed his head, and said in a muffled voice, "In my 20 years of life, I have never seen anyone who can win Jiang You verbally." creek."
"You can you up, no can no bb, OK?!"
After listening to the sound effects, I was immediately depressed and powerless.
"What a coincidence."
"Since I became conscious, I have never seen any system that can beat Xiao Qi."
"How many systems do you have?" Wen Queyu asked curiously.
"Two." The sound effect was even more sad.
"two?!"
"Well, me and Xiao Qi."
"." Wen Queyu held back, but he still couldn't hold back, and said coldly, "Okay, shut up, I know the choice, I don't even have the fact that Jiang Youba was lucky."
Sound effect: I want to cry but I can't cry
Xiao Qi: Heh
Xiu Shi: I beg you all to add it to your collection!See my knees!I knelt down and whined!
(End of this chapter)
Wen Queyu stood outside for the whole class and was a little delirious. During this period, she tried to talk to the broken sound effect, but the sound effect pretended to be dead and didn't respond to her.
She was so angry that she wanted to take it out of her mind and strangle it to death.
While she was standing bitterly outside, it was very lively inside.
Chen Yu always smiled when giving lectures as if she had eaten some pistachio, and she could constantly hear her cue Jiang Yousi.
"Classmate Jiang, tell me about the relationship between real estate tax and housing prices!"
Then the boy stood up, and his cold voice sounded in the classroom.
"Real estate tax is a comprehensive concept. The relationship between the two is summarized above."
As soon as he finished his answer, Chen Nuo immediately praised with joy, "Everyone must learn from Mr. Jiang! Do you know?"
Then there was a shuffling, "I heard--"
It's like the scene of a small class in a kindergarten.
Gee.
As expected, wherever Demon King Jiang went, there was evil.
Even the great demon Chen Yu, who possesses natural principles and destroys human desires, bows to him. They all came through the same thing. Why is there such a big difference?
A political class lasted 45 minutes, and Wen Queyu stood outside for 45 minutes.
Until the bell rang for the end of get out of class, everyone in the class swarmed out and ran straight down the stairs. The boy holding the basketball howled and cheered, "Physical education class! Go!" She flew down the side.
A cold wind blew up.
When the cold wind blew, the still wet fabric on the skirt suddenly became chilly. Wen Queyu frowned and touched it, but it was still sticky.
She held the hem of her skirt with her hands and waited until no one was running out before she slowly swayed in. When she walked in, she saw that the big devil was still sitting in the classroom with his legs crossed, flipping through a pink-covered book in his hand. She heard the sound at the door. The movement, looking sideways.
Seeing Wen Queyu's wrinkled little face, he raised his hand and hooked his index finger at her.
"???"
What about calling a dog? !
Wen Queyu walked up to him a little angrily, put his hands on the table, looked at his face, and said angrily.
"Jiang Youbao, why don't you change your mind! How can you sue the teacher! Are you a primary school student?!"
"Ah."
"Huh?! What are you huh huh! Can you communicate well! You can't speak Chinese after staying in the United States for a long time!"
"I'm a primary school student, what about you?" Jiang Yousi put the book on the table, raised his eyes and looked over.
Those eyes were cold and fierce, like a wolf in the jungle watching its prey.
"Why haven't you made any progress after all these years?" His long eyelashes flickered up and down in the airflow, and the black eyelashes caught the light of the incandescent lamp above his head. He curled his lips and said with a faint smile, "I have been in elementary school since I was in elementary school. Even though I am an adult, I still fall for the tricks I use."
Wen Queyu suddenly fell silent.
Looking at Jiang Youbo was like looking at a dog.
"Tell me, what information have you learned during these days here?"
".I only know that the system let me go to Tsinghua University and Peking University."
Wen Queyu thought for a while, and then added, "The time here is counted in half. Here, there are only twelve hours a day." She pointed to the clock hanging on the podium as she spoke.
He was very proud as if he had discovered some secret treasure.
"I haven't figured out the rest—"
"Tsk." The uncle who was hanging Erlang's legs gave a dissatisfied click, and looked at Wen Queyu with even more contemptuous eyes, with a bit of disgust in his tone, "According to the system, you have been here for more than half a month. , you know, that's all?"
That’s all!
Wen Queyu was very angry.
Before he had time to refute, he heard Jiang Youpan's cold voice slowly saying.
"I just came here for less than an hour, and it's only about half an hour when converted from the time here."
"I noticed from the moment I walked into this school that all the teachers here look exactly like Chen Nu, but it seems that no one else has the right to 'speak'. Only Chen Nu can communicate with us. If nothing else, she It should be an NPC."
"As for the Tsinghua University and Peking University you mentioned, it is the key to getting out. It's like a game of breaking through levels. There are some intermediate links that can add points. The links that can be reminded here are the joint entrance exams before the college entrance examination."
"And it's useless for me to be admitted to Tsinghua University and Peking University alone. You have to be admitted, so we can go out."
Jiang Yousi tapped his fingers on the pink book cover and smiled.
"As for this."
"Huh?" Wen Queyu was completely confused, and followed the movements of his fingers to look over.
I saw "study and you are both important" written on the pink cover
Suddenly thunder rolled.
"Where did this come from?"
"Your language book, the moment I became your tablemate, it became the form of this novel. I flipped through it—" Jiang Youpan half-spoken, suddenly hooked his lips, with a playful expression, " The protagonists in it seem to be named Jiang Yousi and Wen Queyu?"
Wen Que was petrified.
"'Learning and You Are Both Important'" he read the name and sneered, then added, "It should be the book we walked in."
"But can you explain why the author is also you?"
"."
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to say it, I can probably guess the reason."
He stood up, glanced up and down at Wenchuyu, whose lips were open and speechless, took out a shirt from his schoolbag, threw it on her head, and walked out.
Wen Queyu was confused.
My brain was crackling like a short circuit and I could hear the sound of electricity.
guessed?
Guess what? !
"Why don't you even know how to answer a sentence?! Aren't you very eloquent when you hate me?" The sound effect came again, chattering with an eunuch's voice and talking endlessly since he left.
"How embarrassing for me to do this! Xiaoqi has seen me! It must have seen that the host I bring is stupider than it! It must be laughing at me!"
"You can't do this next time! If you don't want to go back, I can teach you!"
"Then teach me." Wen Queyu grabbed the shirt from his head, rubbed his head, and said in a muffled voice, "In my 20 years of life, I have never seen anyone who can win Jiang You verbally." creek."
"You can you up, no can no bb, OK?!"
After listening to the sound effects, I was immediately depressed and powerless.
"What a coincidence."
"Since I became conscious, I have never seen any system that can beat Xiao Qi."
"How many systems do you have?" Wen Queyu asked curiously.
"Two." The sound effect was even more sad.
"two?!"
"Well, me and Xiao Qi."
"." Wen Queyu held back, but he still couldn't hold back, and said coldly, "Okay, shut up, I know the choice, I don't even have the fact that Jiang Youba was lucky."
Sound effect: I want to cry but I can't cry
Xiao Qi: Heh
Xiu Shi: I beg you all to add it to your collection!See my knees!I knelt down and whined!
(End of this chapter)
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