Bamboo horse is not a human being in his daily life

Chapter 30 [Small dress-up game] I'm not worthy!

Because of Wen Queyu's temporary meddling, Jiang Youpan's torture of Xiaoqi had to be terminated. He condescendingly stared at the child curled up on the sofa, picked up a box of cookies from the table and threw it over.

The tempting sweet fragrance came out, Xiao Qi sniffed, and rolled her big nimble eyes, she wanted to swear to the death that she would not bow her head, but her stomach gurgled desperately to show weakness, once the momentum was gone, she could only hold on Seeming redundant, Xiao Qi pursed her lips, glanced at the sound effect of a mass of pressure on Wen Que's fish legs on the phone screen, and sighed old-fashionedly.

"The next copy of the novel will be handed over to you to choose!"

This tone sounded more arrogant than Jiang Yousi's words. Wen Queyu pulled the sound effect on his body to the edge of the bed, put his hands on his hips and said angrily, "Why are you talking to Ruanruan? Ruanruan! Don't hesitate! Beat it!"

"Don't bully Xiaoqi!!!!"

One person and one cat were in a stalemate on the four-square screen. Jiang Youpan heard it funny, and glanced at Xiao Qi who was silently gnawing a biscuit. A deep look flashed in his eyes, and then he took the phone in his hand. The girl on the screen was wearing pink home clothes, hair Twisted into a chirp behind his head, he was staring ferociously at the big fat cat on the bed.

Suddenly it was hard to tell who had the upper hand.

Jiang Yousi watched in silence for a while, and when the big fat cat was about to jump into Wen Queyu's arms again, the screen jumped to the level-breaking interface again.

"There are four more times," Jiang Yousi said from the bottom with a slightly tired voice, "Quick battle."

Jiang Yousi was purely talking about making quick decisions, but when it came time to choose clothes, he became hesitant.

The theme requirement is sweetness. The girl stood in the middle and tilted her head to look at the item list from time to time, as if she was silently urging why it’s not good. one little thing.

When Wen Queyu was in elementary school, she was very thin, like a shriveled little monkey. The school organized a dance program on Children’s Day, and all the prettier girls in the class were dragged to dance, but she was left alone. It fell down, but the poor little girl didn't feel wronged at all, and happily took a few beautiful little skirts from her home for the girl who led the dance to choose.

On the day of the performance, the little girl who led the dancer spun her skirt under the spotlight and bloomed flowers one after another. Wen Queyu grabbed his cuff and asked him with bright eyes, "Brother Ruanrou, look! Is my skirt very nice?!"

"Ruanruan?" The soft voice in the memory overlapped with her slightly puzzled voice at the moment.

Jiang Youpan lowered his eyes, pursed his lips, and said in a hoarse voice, "Don't rush."

Wen Queyu shut up decisively, blinked her big 3D eyes, and obediently waited for Jiang Yousi to change her clothes.

Sweetness is really inseparable from pink. Seeing that the little person in the screen is dressed in pink, a gradually enlarged star decoration on the dress connects from the thigh to the skirt, pink with pearls and diamonds on the top, and pearls and diamonds on the bottom. It is pink translucent tulle, and the skirt is embroidered with patterns like clouds.

There are pink bows on both sides of the shoulders, and the half-sleeve design of light fabric.

The girl touched her long pink curly hair, and then tried to reach behind her head to feel what kind of pattern it was tied in. However, her limbs were not soft enough. She frowned and struggled with herself for a long time before asking Jiang Youbo for help.

"Ruan Ruan, turn around, let me see what hairstyle I have!"

It was the place where two strands of hair were braided from the front and met at the back of the head and were hidden and connected by a small pink bow. The hair moved like a cloud floating in the air.

"Hey! I still can't see it! Can you describe it?"

describe?

Jiang Yousi directly turned the person back, and pointed to the next step unequivocally.

Wen Queyu murmured softly, "Why don't you satisfy me with such a small request! But——you were disdainful of this game before, isn't it really delicious now?"

She was smiling, with a chicken thief on her face, as if she had discovered some big secret.

Jiang Yousi had never been exposed to any dressing-up games before, nor had he ever developed an interest in such games. Even krypton gold has nothing to do with Zhenxiang at all. If he had to say a reason, he could only Said to be obsessed with ghosts.

I don't know why, when I saw that girl staying there obediently, with a frowning face and wearing ugly clothes, I felt that such ugliness is really for people to wear?

But it has to be said that this kind of money-making game full of girly hearts is also a real money-making game. You can draw people's clothes and get them ranked third, sixth or ninth, quietly arousing people's desire to win or lose.

The four perfections became very easy due to Mr. Jiang's krypton gold behavior. Just as Wen Queyu was standing there waiting for the white light to take her out, another line of big characters appeared above his head.

[Congratulations on completing the task, you can leave the copy of the dress-up mini-game in half an hour! 】

Wen Queyu ran to the side of the screen to hide.

[The next copy will open soon, please make a selection]

[A. If you are a star B. Grab a handful of Wangchuan and drink C. I think you want to choose A D. I agree with C]

Wenqueyu: Are you sure it's not an alternative?

She was torn between A and B for a long time, biting her fingers and frowning as if she was facing an enemy. After a while, she spoke from the edge of the screen, "I choose B!"

[Reminder: You are not eligible for selection. 】

Wen Queyu suddenly became angry, "I am the author! Why am I not qualified to choose! I am not qualified, who is qualified!"

[Mr. Jiang Yousi please choose. 】

Wen Queyu: This system is also a coward who looks at the dishes!It must have been coerced by Jiang Yousi!

This familiar literary name and painting style suddenly reminded Jiang Yousi of the last college entrance examination novel world where Wen Queyu gave the name "Study and You are Both Important". Said to the little girl shrinking on the edge.

"Explain the general plot."

These two Wen Que Yu have a deep memory, and they are one of the few novels that are about to be finished by her. Unfortunately, they are just about to be finished, otherwise they would not appear in this book for them to choose from.

""If You Are a Starlight" is about the entertainment industry, but "Drink with a Handful of Forgotten River"."

Seeing her faltering, Jiang Youpan raised his eyebrows, "Go on."

Miss Wen choked, and said with some shame, "It's about the prince falling in love with his brother's fiancée. In a fashionable word, it's not as delicious as dumplings, but it's fun but I was wrong! Jiang Ruanruan! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I can feel the air pressure getting lower inside the screen!"

Still delicious but dumplings.

Jiang Yousi now wants to bring someone out to let her know what is delicious but dumplings.

Not in a good mood, with a cold handsome face, he said to Xiaoqi who was hiccupping in the empty box, "Choose A."

No matter how unreliable, it is absolutely impossible to be worse than the fiancée of the prince who fell in love with his brother, right?

Xiao Qi nodded with a full belch, everything was easy to discuss when he was full, "Arrangement!"

"Before the arrangement, let's talk about the character design."

Jiang Youpan took out a large box of matcha cookies out of nowhere, held it in his hand, and put his fingertips on the box, opening up a little space so that Xiaoqi could see the green cookies inside.

Xiao Qi quickly covered her eyes tightly, her heart was in a bad mood, her weakness was discovered by Jiang Yousi!
But it was futile to cover his eyes tightly, the smell got into his nose little by little, and Xiao Qi was so greedy that he was about to cry.

Wen Queyu didn't know what was going on outside, so when Jiang Yousi asked about the character design, he hesitated to answer.

"The people in the entertainment industry are just like that. Do big stars fall in love with assistants? It's nothing special!"

A big star falls in love with a little assistant?

Jiang Youpan could vaguely guess some of the plot, frowned and was about to rush in to beat someone in the next second, and asked in a sinister tone, "Who is the big star and who is the little assistant."

This feeling is like writing a novel in class but being caught by the teacher on the spot and having to read it out in front of the whole class. It's so shameful. Wen Queyu closed his eyes and said loudly.

"You are a big star, and I am a little assistant."

"Oh, you're quite good at arranging characters." Hearing these six words, whether it's a big star or a small assistant, made Jiang Youbo feel uncomfortable all over. It also confirmed one thing once again. Wen Queyu is indeed a trouble. Jing, try your best to cause trouble for him.

Seeing that Wen Queyu helped answer her question, Xiao Qi nodded quickly.

Jiang Yousi, however, held the box of matcha cookies and twirled in his hand, speaking very lightly.

"Change your personal settings."

The child on the sofa and the girl on the screen uttered a question at the same time.

"What did you say?"

Jiang Yousi raised his eyebrows, his tone became more serious, and he repeated in an uncompromising tone.

"Change the character design. Since your system can count big data and select the most popular novel themes to intersperse, you should understand that it is difficult to make a good character design in a novel based on common sense. The theory of swapping men and women and over [-] comments is clear. ?”

Wen Queyu felt that Jiang Yousi wanted to stir up trouble, so why did he switch men and women and make thousands of comments? !What nonsense!

But Xiao Qi thought about it seriously, and felt... Jiang Yousi's words made sense!

Just when she was about to let go, the sound effect of being thrown in another room and never having a chance to appear on the screen finally appeared at Wen Queyu's feet, and angrily raised her paw and slapped the back of her shoe.

"How could you leave me behind!"

No one paid attention to it, and the sound effect felt that he had missed some main plot. He rubbed against Wen Queyu and asked, "What are you guys talking about? May I know?"

Wen Queyu kicked the big ball next to his feet, trying to awaken Jiang Youbo's conscience, and acted with emotion and reason, "I want to be a big star? I can't! I really can't!"

"Where can't it be?" Jiang Yousi asked her back.

Wen Queyu frowned and thought for a long time, and finally said three words very firmly.

"I do not deserve!"

Xiaoqi, "."

Sound effects, "."

Jiang Yousi didn't answer her at all, and threw the box of biscuits in his hand to Xiaoqi on the other end, obviously begging for help, but his tone was indifferent, as if someone else was begging him.

"To change or not to change?"

Xiao Qi interpreted it on her own, and felt that what he said should mean——are you listening to me, or do you want to die?
Xiaoqi, who was holding the biscuit, nodded her head like a dog, and she was no longer the domineering and domineering face of the sound effects in the past.

"Change! Let's change!"

Wen Queyu on the screen immediately yelled, "For what? Why did you change it! I said I don't deserve it! Did you hear me?! I don't deserve it!"

　The next copy - the big star and the little assistant.

　　Superstar Wen Queyu: I often feel that the heights are too cold.

　　Assistant Jiang Youbo: What do you read?gone.

　　Superstar Wen Queyu: Here we come!
　　People who eat melons: Who is this assistant?
　　Author: Ding Ding Ding Ding, there is a reader group, if you like bamboo horses, you can add them~ 932449152
　　
　
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