Bamboo horse is not a human being in his daily life

Chapter 60 [Stars and Assistants] Let's disco together
The director fumbled for the cigarette case in his pocket, and could only sip his fingers to recall the smell of tobacco on it. His heart was lonely, and when he listened quietly, he could still hear the sound of galloping horses in his heart.

Today he understood thoroughly what a vase is. As for the master in the kitchen, he just put it in the kitchen for a while, just like a plane model who is about to sell kitchen supplies. The picture is so beautiful that even the air is full of fairies. Gold powder that fell from the earth.

It's just that they are not kitchenware advertisements!They are food variety shows!It's about cooking!
Although capitalism made him bow, the dream in his heart told him that he had to do something, at least to break the half-hour-long silence, right?Thinking of this, he turned his head to look at Young Master Jiang who was sitting on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, swallowed, and asked weakly.

"Master Jiang, look, do you want Madam to rest?"

The person sitting on the sofa raised his eyes and glanced at him when he heard the words, the director said without any hesitation.

"We can find a cook who looks like my wife's hands to shoot the clips of cooking, and then post-PS, so that when it is broadcast, the audience will not be able to see who made the dishes. What do you think?"

This is an aboveboard plan to open the back door for Wen Queyu. Sitting next to Jiang Yousi and listening to the sound effect, I feel something is wrong. Why is Wen Queyu's ability to get close to ink and black is so powerful? We haven't been in contact a few times, how come the behavior and style are more and more like her?

Leaving aside other things for the time being, the behavior of walking on the edge of violating regulations and discipline at any time is very improper!
Hearing this, Jiang Yousi thought for a while, and then glanced at the girl in the kitchen who was holding a spatula motionless as if she had turned into a statue.

The girl was obviously a little nervous under the gaze of so many eyes, and the hand holding the spatula was trembling as if it was electrified.

Just when everyone thought that she could maintain the same posture for eternity, the girl held a spatula in her hands as piously as she was burning incense, her big eyes flickered at the camera, and she made an extremely sincere proposal.

"I'm not very good at cooking, but can I rap for you?"

The photographers were stunned.

Miss Wen suggested again, "Maybe a song? A dance? Let's all disco together?"

The director's wrinkled face suddenly looked like a tissue that had been crumpled into a ball. He begged Jiang Youbo, his tone choked with sobs.

"Master Jiang! For the sake of my wife's reputation, you have to think about it!" After all, it is not so pleasant to hear that a young lady from a wealthy family is stupid at a young age!
Jiang Yousi chuckled. He looked at the girl in the center of the camera. Her eyebrows were obviously vivid and her eyes were moving restlessly. She always liked to blink constantly when acting.

Where are you stupid?Clearly very fine.

"No, let her play."

Qingmei wants to get out of the circle by sand sculpture, which can be regarded as a rare specialty of hers.

Jiang Yousi pursed his lips, watched the girl's kitchen solo tour for a while, and continued to deal with other things.

When the director saw Jiang Yousi's ignoring attitude, he covered his eyes and felt that it was about to end. The ratings would probably hit a new low. He felt that his reputation might not be guaranteed. He was worried, really worried.

When Wen Queyu was exhausted and out of breath, he was still frantically searching for the songs and dances he remembered. On weekdays, when he watched TV and sang along with him, he felt that he knew the capital and was good at every kind of dance, but once he performed it alone, he seemed to lose his memory. same.

He made it all up on his own, and although he could barely hold the stage, he was very tired. When Wen Queyu put his hands on the countertop and tried to do a split in the air, he heard a system prompt in his head.

"Congratulations, this clip is predicted to lead the ratings to break 2 in one fell swoop, and will be on Weibo's hot searches. The hot search terms are - [Female Sand Sculpture Artist's Kitchen Tour], [The Tragic Life of a Rich Wife], [ Wen Queyu is stupid]"

? ? ? ? ? ?
"I've tolerated the female artist's kitchen tour, and I'll forgive you for the seriously undocumented news about the tragic life of a wealthy wife, but the last one involves a personal attack, right?!"

"Congratulations, this segment is predicted to lead the ratings"

".Okay, got it, shut up."

This broken system can only chatter about predicted information for a long time. It is completely unable to have a conversation as intelligently as the sound effects and Xiaoqi. Wen Queyu has nowhere to vent his anger and can only endure it and wait for everyone in the program team to look like this. After Jiang Se finished her work and left, she quickly ran to Jiang Yousi's side.

"Did you hear what the system said about me?!"

Jiang Yousi put away his phone, his eyelashes trembled slightly, and he said casually, "Yes."

"It said that the hot search term after this episode is [Wen Qu Yu Stupid]!"

"This is really good."

"?? Are you serious?" Wen Queyu took a deep breath, sat next to him and reasoned with him, "How can I win the best newcomer award after this trending topic? A fool wins the best newcomer award Isn’t it the biggest insult to the audience! I think this is not conducive to the current era! This is simply making fun of everyone’s IQ! Jiang Ruanruan, we are young people in the new era, we must be positive and motivated, we can’t be so wicked thing!"

She babbled a lot, with a serious expression on her face, as if she was going to die heroically in the next second.

However, Jiang Yousi only listened to a random, scattered, and perfunctory hum a few times.

"Since you agree, then hurry up and change a few popular search terms, I've already thought about it for you, listen to it!"

Wen Queyu straightened his back, spoke a mouthful of Yijia Mandarin and raised his voice.

"[Wen Que Yu is so cute], [Wen Que Fish turns blue and thin shiitake mushrooms when it enters the kitchen], [Wen Que Fish creates a new hot spot in variety shows], [Wen Que Fish leads the kitchen trend]!"

"How about it? These four are all good, right?! Mr. Jiang, you can just choose two at random, buy and buy hot searches, then I'll be so popular!"

Wen Queyu's eyes were shining, and he stared at Jiang Yousi with a longing expression.

Mr. Jiang finally looked up from the busy business and looked at the actress Wen who was eager to become famous, and dispelled her wild imagination with a few words.

"Which one of these four describes you?" He looked up at her, looked at her carefully for a long time, and then said, "Although the second one barely suits you, it is such a crude word, are you sure?"

".Earth, earth?"

"Do you still want to use the hot search terms ten years ago?" He frowned with some disgust, completely unable to bear that his childhood was living in the online world ten years ago, and asked sympathetically, "I'm not here During the domestic period, have you been so poor that you have no money to pay Internet fees?"

"?? Is it really so dirt?" Wen Queyu was also very nervous.

Jiang Yousi nodded seriously.

"Really, it's very rustic. I didn't expect people to say this word now, but I'm not surprised when it comes out of your mouth."

　【small theater】

　　Warm fish:
　　Jiang Yousi:
　　
　
(End of this chapter)