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Chapter 300 I Have... Illness!
Chapter 300 I Have... Illness!
A sullen look appeared on Zhou Yang's face, and he replied in a blunt tone:
"Our relationship is very good, but she is busy, and she can't take annual leave!"
The aunt shook her head disapprovingly: "Oh, women, why do you need such a strong sense of professionalism?! You are not young anymore, why didn't she think about it for you, and get married and have children earlier?! What is less important? I can't even tell which is more important!"
Zhou Yang's eyes widened immediately, he never expected it, he thought he had pushed aunt to a corner, but he didn't expect to be killed by her!
Zhou Yang's nostrils bulged, and he swallowed hard: "Now that the average life expectancy has been extended a lot, why are you in such a hurry to get married and have children? Wouldn't it be nice to save money for two more years?"
"Oh, you young people are so thoughtless! Think about it, if you have a baby when you are 40 years old, then by the time your baby goes to college, you will already be 60 years old! If your baby has a baby at 30, then You only have a grandson at the age of 70, will you still be able to hug your grandson by then?"
Zhou Yang sniffed: "If you exercise well, you should be able to hug at the age of 70!"
The aunt showed a very disdainful look: "You young people like to be blind and confident! Come, let me show you my daughter's photo."
Zhou Yang was all over the place immediately, and the conversation was too unexpected!
The aunt didn't care about the expression on Zhou Yang's face, she took out her phone and found a photo.
In the photo is a 27-year-old girl, wearing a cheongsam that outlines an exquisite and graceful figure, leaning on a vermilion pillar, looking at the camera with a sweet smile.
A pair of affectionate eyes seemed to be covered with a misty mist.
The aunt raised her eyebrows proudly: "How is it? My daughter is beautiful, right?"
Zhou Yang nodded: "Indeed...very beautiful."
The aunt approached with a smile: "It can be seen that you like my daughter very much, why don't you two have a meal together and have a good chat. After returning from this trip, I will arrange it."
Zhou Yang was immediately discouraged, and said to himself: How can my daughter be a daughter, okay, how can you sell it like food that is about to expire!
After wiping off the cold sweat from his forehead, Zhou Yang swallowed his saliva, and said, "Auntie, I appreciate your kindness, but I already have a girlfriend, and I don't care about such things as going on and on and throwing things away. I really can't do it!"
The aunt stretched out her hand and patted Zhou Yang's leg twice, squinting her eyes and said, "Young man, what age is this, why are you older than me?! Like it if you like it, and split it if you don't like it! You two I don't have any feelings anymore, and I'm still wasting like this, it's a delay to each other!"
Zhou Yang almost collapsed on the spot, and said angrily, "We have a very good relationship, Auntie, don't talk nonsense!"
Be careful I sue you for defamation!
The aunt is not afraid of Zhou Yang, a paper tiger, "You, just meet my daughter and have a meal. She is gentle and considerate, and she is definitely a good wife!"
"..."
"And you married my daughter, there are many unexpected benefits! We have a total of three houses in Beginning, one for the third ring, the fourth ring and the fifth ring, each with an area of more than [-] square meters. I just have one Daughter, these properties will not all be yours in the future!"
Fuck, you actually used the house to seduce me? !
I really want to... give up resisting!
But who am I, Zhou Yang?I am a person who has time-traveled from 100 years later, and I have an awesome system. Isn't it easy to make money?
Therefore, this temptation is invalid for me! !
"In addition, I used to be a middle school teacher. When you have children in the future, you can give me all the homework from kindergarten to middle school. This will save you a lot of time and energy!"
Zhou Yang couldn't help giving his aunt a thumbs up in his heart, he was indeed a teacher, and his lip service was really good!
Tang Yimo and Li Zheyu in the back row had been eavesdropping for a long time. Hearing this, both of them pursed their lips and snickered, then bit their ears in a low voice.
Tang Yimo: "If this aunt sells insurance, her performance will definitely be the first in the company!"
Li Zheyu: "I feel that your mother is in the same rank as her!"
Tang Yimo's eyes froze immediately: "Are you praising her? Or are you scolding her?!"
Li Zheyu smiled cowardly: "Of course it's a boast, it's my blessing to have such a mother-in-law!"
Zhou Yang turned his head and glanced at the two of them, throwing a look at them asking for help, and they immediately shrugged their shoulders to express their helplessness.
Damn, go all out!
Zhou Yang took a deep breath and decided to use his ultimate move!
"Auntie, actually..." Zhou Yang rubbed his nose, "I have... sickness!"
The aunt's eyebrows tightened immediately: "Oh? What's wrong with you?"
"I..." Zhou Yang's face showed a masculine sadness, "I can't have a baby!"
"What?!" The aunt's face changed drastically.
Zhou Yang sniffed: "When I was young, I drank too much Coke, so..."
Li Zheyu and Tang Yimo, who were behind them, almost burst out laughing, pinching their own thighs to hold back their laughter.
For the rest of the journey, the aunt became abnormally silent like a chat robot that had been unplugged, and never said a word to Zhou Yang.
Zhou Yang has already performed Yangko happily in his heart, this hard-won freedom!
Alas, I can finally put on my headphones and take a nap in comfort!
…………
At around 12 noon, the tour group arrived in Qingdao. After checking in at a resort hotel by the sea, the tour guide led the group to a restaurant for dinner.
From the glass windows of the restaurant, you can see the sea that is close at hand.
There are tourists walking on the beach, and there are children playing in the sand. Occasionally, one or two adults who are not afraid of the cold can be seen swimming near the sea.
In the distance, a long embankment extends hundreds of meters away from the coastline, and at the end is a white lighthouse, like a girl in a white skirt, stopping to look at her lover who is going out to sea.
At the end of the field of vision is a stretch of water and sky, and there seems to be a city floating on the sea in the haze.
An aunt shouted: "Look, Mirage!"
Everyone rushed to the window and raised their mobile phones to take pictures.
After the photo was taken, the seafood was served on the table, and the grandpas and aunts immediately sat around the table and began to concentrate on fighting.
Seeing that Tang Yimo didn't move, Li Zheyu picked up a Pipi shrimp and peeled the shell for her, then put the shrimp meat into her bowl.
"Didn't you ask?"
Tang Yimo shook his head: "It's just that I'm not used to seafood."
Born in the south of the Yangtze River, she grew up eating seafood since she was a child. As for seafood... It's not that they are not delicious, but that their appearance is a bit too scary, and it feels like eating big bugs!
"You should eat more scallops and squid. You can often eat these in Qing'an."
Tang Yimo nodded, picked up a shredded squid, put it in his mouth and chewed it lightly.
(End of this chapter)
A sullen look appeared on Zhou Yang's face, and he replied in a blunt tone:
"Our relationship is very good, but she is busy, and she can't take annual leave!"
The aunt shook her head disapprovingly: "Oh, women, why do you need such a strong sense of professionalism?! You are not young anymore, why didn't she think about it for you, and get married and have children earlier?! What is less important? I can't even tell which is more important!"
Zhou Yang's eyes widened immediately, he never expected it, he thought he had pushed aunt to a corner, but he didn't expect to be killed by her!
Zhou Yang's nostrils bulged, and he swallowed hard: "Now that the average life expectancy has been extended a lot, why are you in such a hurry to get married and have children? Wouldn't it be nice to save money for two more years?"
"Oh, you young people are so thoughtless! Think about it, if you have a baby when you are 40 years old, then by the time your baby goes to college, you will already be 60 years old! If your baby has a baby at 30, then You only have a grandson at the age of 70, will you still be able to hug your grandson by then?"
Zhou Yang sniffed: "If you exercise well, you should be able to hug at the age of 70!"
The aunt showed a very disdainful look: "You young people like to be blind and confident! Come, let me show you my daughter's photo."
Zhou Yang was all over the place immediately, and the conversation was too unexpected!
The aunt didn't care about the expression on Zhou Yang's face, she took out her phone and found a photo.
In the photo is a 27-year-old girl, wearing a cheongsam that outlines an exquisite and graceful figure, leaning on a vermilion pillar, looking at the camera with a sweet smile.
A pair of affectionate eyes seemed to be covered with a misty mist.
The aunt raised her eyebrows proudly: "How is it? My daughter is beautiful, right?"
Zhou Yang nodded: "Indeed...very beautiful."
The aunt approached with a smile: "It can be seen that you like my daughter very much, why don't you two have a meal together and have a good chat. After returning from this trip, I will arrange it."
Zhou Yang was immediately discouraged, and said to himself: How can my daughter be a daughter, okay, how can you sell it like food that is about to expire!
After wiping off the cold sweat from his forehead, Zhou Yang swallowed his saliva, and said, "Auntie, I appreciate your kindness, but I already have a girlfriend, and I don't care about such things as going on and on and throwing things away. I really can't do it!"
The aunt stretched out her hand and patted Zhou Yang's leg twice, squinting her eyes and said, "Young man, what age is this, why are you older than me?! Like it if you like it, and split it if you don't like it! You two I don't have any feelings anymore, and I'm still wasting like this, it's a delay to each other!"
Zhou Yang almost collapsed on the spot, and said angrily, "We have a very good relationship, Auntie, don't talk nonsense!"
Be careful I sue you for defamation!
The aunt is not afraid of Zhou Yang, a paper tiger, "You, just meet my daughter and have a meal. She is gentle and considerate, and she is definitely a good wife!"
"..."
"And you married my daughter, there are many unexpected benefits! We have a total of three houses in Beginning, one for the third ring, the fourth ring and the fifth ring, each with an area of more than [-] square meters. I just have one Daughter, these properties will not all be yours in the future!"
Fuck, you actually used the house to seduce me? !
I really want to... give up resisting!
But who am I, Zhou Yang?I am a person who has time-traveled from 100 years later, and I have an awesome system. Isn't it easy to make money?
Therefore, this temptation is invalid for me! !
"In addition, I used to be a middle school teacher. When you have children in the future, you can give me all the homework from kindergarten to middle school. This will save you a lot of time and energy!"
Zhou Yang couldn't help giving his aunt a thumbs up in his heart, he was indeed a teacher, and his lip service was really good!
Tang Yimo and Li Zheyu in the back row had been eavesdropping for a long time. Hearing this, both of them pursed their lips and snickered, then bit their ears in a low voice.
Tang Yimo: "If this aunt sells insurance, her performance will definitely be the first in the company!"
Li Zheyu: "I feel that your mother is in the same rank as her!"
Tang Yimo's eyes froze immediately: "Are you praising her? Or are you scolding her?!"
Li Zheyu smiled cowardly: "Of course it's a boast, it's my blessing to have such a mother-in-law!"
Zhou Yang turned his head and glanced at the two of them, throwing a look at them asking for help, and they immediately shrugged their shoulders to express their helplessness.
Damn, go all out!
Zhou Yang took a deep breath and decided to use his ultimate move!
"Auntie, actually..." Zhou Yang rubbed his nose, "I have... sickness!"
The aunt's eyebrows tightened immediately: "Oh? What's wrong with you?"
"I..." Zhou Yang's face showed a masculine sadness, "I can't have a baby!"
"What?!" The aunt's face changed drastically.
Zhou Yang sniffed: "When I was young, I drank too much Coke, so..."
Li Zheyu and Tang Yimo, who were behind them, almost burst out laughing, pinching their own thighs to hold back their laughter.
For the rest of the journey, the aunt became abnormally silent like a chat robot that had been unplugged, and never said a word to Zhou Yang.
Zhou Yang has already performed Yangko happily in his heart, this hard-won freedom!
Alas, I can finally put on my headphones and take a nap in comfort!
…………
At around 12 noon, the tour group arrived in Qingdao. After checking in at a resort hotel by the sea, the tour guide led the group to a restaurant for dinner.
From the glass windows of the restaurant, you can see the sea that is close at hand.
There are tourists walking on the beach, and there are children playing in the sand. Occasionally, one or two adults who are not afraid of the cold can be seen swimming near the sea.
In the distance, a long embankment extends hundreds of meters away from the coastline, and at the end is a white lighthouse, like a girl in a white skirt, stopping to look at her lover who is going out to sea.
At the end of the field of vision is a stretch of water and sky, and there seems to be a city floating on the sea in the haze.
An aunt shouted: "Look, Mirage!"
Everyone rushed to the window and raised their mobile phones to take pictures.
After the photo was taken, the seafood was served on the table, and the grandpas and aunts immediately sat around the table and began to concentrate on fighting.
Seeing that Tang Yimo didn't move, Li Zheyu picked up a Pipi shrimp and peeled the shell for her, then put the shrimp meat into her bowl.
"Didn't you ask?"
Tang Yimo shook his head: "It's just that I'm not used to seafood."
Born in the south of the Yangtze River, she grew up eating seafood since she was a child. As for seafood... It's not that they are not delicious, but that their appearance is a bit too scary, and it feels like eating big bugs!
"You should eat more scallops and squid. You can often eat these in Qing'an."
Tang Yimo nodded, picked up a shredded squid, put it in his mouth and chewed it lightly.
(End of this chapter)
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