I just want salted fish

Chapter 72

The emperor who got in the way was here, and everyone was waiting for it, and they had a very unpleasant time.

However, the emperor couldn't stay for long, and left after a while.

Before leaving, he was very considerate and asked everyone to play for a few more days.

Then, specifically, find Feng Linlin and let her go back to the palace with him.

Seeing the emperor's deliberate appearance, Feng Linlin resisted the urge to spit on his face, packed his clothes full of complaints, and followed him down the mountain.

In the eyes of outsiders, the emperor has a deep love for Feng Linlin.

But in Feng Linlin's view, the emperor was just an annoying old boy who came to collect debts.

Sharing the same car with the emperor, Feng Linlin was sitting on the cushion, wiping out the stock in the snack box without stopping, looking very busy.

The snack was a bit dry, so she picked up the small teapot and took a sip from mouth to mouth.

The emperor, who had been silent all this time, finally couldn't bear it anymore when he saw the teapot spout stained with snack dregs. "You just eat what you want. Why don't you have any rules? You don't take me seriously!"

Anyway, there was no one around, so Feng Linlin simply slapped the teapot on the small table: "I said I wanted to take another car, but you refused to let me go, and now you can't stand me. You must be too busy!"

The emperor's seven orifices were full of smoke: "Well, you don't even say honorifics? You are disrespectful!"

"Then you can relegate me to the cold palace!"

"It would be too easy for you to be relegated to the cold palace! I will kill you!"

"Okay!" Feng Linlin stretched his neck over, leaning towards his eyes, "You chop, you chop..."

Before the words fell, the emperor grabbed her shoulders and turned around, and the posture of the two became very ambiguous.

The emperor looked at her condescendingly, wiped the scum from the corner of her mouth with his thumb, and sighed affectionately: "Alin, I..."

"Don't listen, don't listen, Wang Ba recites the scriptures."

emperor:"……"

Concubine Shu spent half a year traveling in the cold palace, and she became an old lady.

The emperor is also something to live up to.

Arguing with such a deep-fried dough stick who didn't love him all the way, and after returning to the palace after the quarrel, he still felt straight at night and asked for fried dough sticks to sleep with.

The fried dough sticks are also annoying.

Besides the tortured emperor, she has other worries.

It turned out that Feng Linlin was a member of the cold palace, and had no conflict of interest with the harem concubine, so he came to ask her for cooking advice sweetly.

Now that she has turned herself over and become a member of the harem again, and is still so favored, it must not be difficult for her to return to her former peak.

The students in the cooking class broke up immediately, stopped sending her money, and even formed a small alliance. Judging by their posture, they could trip her up at any time.

Without Feng Linlin as the backbone, although the Lenggong snack stalls would not be disbanded on the spot, they are already in a state of depression.

As soon as the food stalls are shut down, the Lenggong people will fall into the original difficult situation again.

After much deliberation, Feng Linlin decided to give free publicity to the food stall.

The most powerful image spokesperson is naturally His Majesty the Emperor, who is well washed and lying in her bed.

Feng Linlin rarely looked at him, so he walked over and sat down by the bed: "Hey, Your Majesty."

The emperor was always on guard against her uttering bad words, and when he heard the soft tone, he immediately wrapped the quilt tightly: "What are you doing?"

"Neighbor Feng is asking for something."

The emperor's virtue is really the same as the system, if you give some color, you dare to open a dyeing workshop.

Hearing that Feng Linlin wanted to ask for something, his tail immediately raised: "Haha, have you ever asked me for help?"

Feng Linlin ignored his attitude, and expressed his intentions: "A year ago, you took the time to go to the food stalls in Lenggong, and the subsequent benefits will be enough for everyone to have a good year."

Shopping around was nothing to the emperor.

When he heard that Lenggong had opened a food stall before, he also intended to take a look around, but was delayed by various things.

He can go, but he just wants to hurt Feng Linlin: "I really can't see that you still have such compassion."

Feng Linlin heard that he had nothing good to say, so he didn't care about it, and rubbed his dragon's head back and forth like a dog: "Go to the temple more often when you have time, it's good to cultivate your sentiments, and there are concubines..."

The emperor snorted and closed his eyes in enjoyment: "I didn't see how kind you are to me."

"Three thousand beauties in the emperor's harem are vying to treat you well. One more than me is not too much, and one without me is not enough."

The emperor suddenly opened his eyes and glared at her: "You used to be gentle and considerate, why are you so ignorant now?"

The corner of Feng Linlin's mouth twitched, he pushed his head away, and said angrily: "Then you go find a gentle and considerate beauty! Do you want to go to the food stand? I don't beg you!"

She was exhausted from traveling during the day, and had to coax the giant baby at night, she couldn't bear it anymore!
The emperor "suddenly" sat up, and was anxious: "How dare you push my head!"

Feng Linlin rushed to speak, and twitched his brain: "Why don't you dare? I dare to hit you!"

The emperor was caught off guard, took a hit, turned his head and rushed towards her with a distorted expression.

The two officially started a war on the bed.

The weapons were quilts, pillows, teeth and nails, and they were beaten from the head to the end of the bed, until the feathers in the quilt flew all over the place.

In the end, the emperor was defeated by a shameless monkey stealing peaches.

Feng Linlin won a complete victory, stood on the bed with his hips akimbo, and looked triumphantly at the emperor who was covering his crotch in pain. After watching for a while, he couldn't help squatting down and asking, "Hey, are you okay?"

She felt that what she pinched was only a little heavy.

The emperor curled up into a shrimp, moaning and moaning, Feng Linlin stretched out his hand to pat him, counting it as a sweet date behind the stick.

However, the emperor suddenly reached out and pulled her into his arms, and then the two rolled together.

The bed sheet was rolled in a muddle, but Feng Linlin finally confirmed that the giant baby was just pretending, and his peach was very good.

The emperor ate and drank enough, and the next day he really fulfilled his promise, and after the next day, he sent the eunuch to send a message that he would go to the cold palace in the afternoon.

Feng Linlin didn't go.

Her old problem of neck pain happened again, so she went to the imperial hospital for acupuncture.

However, according to Xiao Huangrong's report, the emperor expressed his approval for the reconstruction of the cold palace and the reemployment of the members, and all the concubines accompanied him, and the business of the food stalls was booming.

Feng Linlin heaved a sigh of relief.

The emperor's stroll in the past is equivalent to plating a layer of gold on the food stalls. In order to meet the emperor, the concubines in the harem will definitely patronize more in the future.

With this group of rich women taking care of the business, the Lenggong sisters will have hope in the future.

Hou Concubine's sister also entered the palace, specifically to accompany her sister, and Hou Concubine's mood finally stabilized.

However, in a place like the harem, some people are beautiful and some are crazy, and there are waves even when there is no wind.

On New Year's Eve, a large group of young eunuchs and maids gathered in a circle at Shiyu Pavilion to watch Feng Linlin popcorn in the courtyard.

In full swing, Xiao Huangrong rushed in in a panic and stood in front of Feng Linlin, panting out of breath: "Little, little, miss... Hou, concubine Hou, early, early, premature!"

Feng Linlin stood up doubtfully: "Isn't there still one month?"

Xiao Huangrong said: "She ate, ate the...popped, popcorn we sent...and then...bleeded!"

With a "bang" sound, a new pot of rice popped.

　Thank you Yueyunyu for the cute reward~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)