Fast Transmigration Chief Boss
Chapter 404 Two-faced Wife 9
Chapter 404 Two-faced Wife 9
The cat spirit stretched out her pink and tender tongue and licked Jinli's palm.
His appearance is no longer fierce and cold, and he is a well-behaved horse.
"Looking for death, I learned the disgusting Bara habit from there, lick me next time, and smash your cat's head." Jin Li took out a tissue to wipe his hands in disgust, sat in front of the computer, and carefully wiped off the cat essence left behind. Mark of.
After clearing the traces, one person and one cat came to the living room.
Jin Li pointed to the window sill: "Go to the cat's nest and lie down, and do your duty as a native cat."
The cat spirit meowed, wagging its tail at Jinli in a flattering manner, walking like a king, lying lazily in the nest, staring at Jinli's figure.
Jinli took out vegetables and beef from the refrigerator, and prepared dinner.
Not long after, the courtyard door clicked.
Jin Li wiped his hands on the apron, gave the cat spirit a warning look, opened the courtyard door calmly, saw two familiar faces, and said in surprise: "Officer Wang, Officer Li, what's going on at the door so late at night?" something?"
Officer Wang showed a slightly impatient expression, and said helplessly, "We received a call from your wife saying that there was a ghost at home."
No wonder he was impatient, it was because the reporter was a little neurotic, saying incoherently, what kind of cat has become a spirit, playing computer at home, and glaring at her viciously, trying to scratch her face.
After receiving the call to the police, the police on duty were stunned after listening to the nonsensical content of the report. They suspected that someone was calling a false alarm as a prank. They gave a stern warning and hung up the phone. They ignored it, recorded the IP address, and prepared to report to work tomorrow. Send someone to find out who ate the bear's heart and dared to call the false police for fun.
But the reporter was very persistent. He called again just after the phone was dropped, calling for Police Officers Wang and Li.
"A ghost?" Jin Li's expression was blank for a moment, then he bowed to the two police officers and said with a wry smile, "I'm sorry to cause you trouble."
Well, I do have an evil ghost in my house, and a cat spirit who can code.
"Where's your daughter-in-law?" Officer Wang couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to this man.
Jin Li said bitterly: "At home, I was cooking in the kitchen just now, and she was watching TV in the living room. I don't know why she suddenly screamed that there is a ghost. When I ran out of the kitchen to see what happened, she had already run back to the bedroom and closed it. I tried to persuade her, but she kept yelling that the cat at home had become a spirit. I tried to calm her down, but she called the police again. I am really sorry. My daughter-in-law has been taking medicine for a long time, maybe she is hallucinating, she is not on purpose."
Police officer Wang didn't answer, he entered the door and asked, "Where's your cat?"
"Here." Jin Li led the two police officers to the window sill.
The local cat lazily looked up at the stranger, then put its head back on its paws.
Just an ordinary cat.
Finally seeing the rumored cat spirit, Police Officer Wang squatted down and touched the local cat. The cat spirit had a faint tendency to raise its claws. Jin Li quickly followed suit, squinting at the cat spirit, and the cat spirit instantly calmed down. point.
He turned his head and licked his fur to get rid of the peculiar smell of being touched.
The living habits of cats, cleanliness, they often lick their paws and fur.
So, this is a normal earth cat.
"Your wife said that she saw the cat playing with the computer in your house and tapping the keyboard with its nimble front paws. I took it to the computer to have a look." Although Police Officer Wang didn't believe a word , but now that we have come, we still have to go through the process that should go.
"Okay, let me hug it." Jin Li took the first step to pick up the cat spirit, and felt like showing his claws when he touched it. If Police Officer Wang hugged it, he might have a supernatural appearance.
Three people and one cat came to the computer, Jin Li put the cat spirit on the table, the cat spirit adult glanced at the computer, and glanced at the two police officers with the stupid eyes of ordinary people, lying down in front of the computer as if no one else was there and started licking his fur.
The two officers felt slighted.
Jin Li said with a dry smile, "It's just like that, a little bit arrogant."
Aren't all cats arrogant?
normal.
Officer Wang said, "Can I check your computer?"
I have to go through the procedure with tears in my eyes.
What's the matter!
"Excuse me, both of you." Jin Li said sincerely while watching them collect evidence, "My wife is sick. Please don't worry about her reporting a false case. I promise to take good care of her in the future."
Police officer Wang looked up with a serious expression: "False reports to the false police are a waste of public resources, and fabricating facts to disturb public order is subject to administrative detention. This time, let's forget it. Considering your daughter-in-law's special situation, she is exempt from punishment. Don't have a next time. "
"Yes, yes, thank you two police officers for your understanding." Jinli bowed down and apologized sincerely: "I'm really sorry, I must be optimistic about her, and if it doesn't work, I will take her phone away."
The foreshadowing of the past is buried.
With a legitimate reason, confiscate the mobile phone, lest Hei Xinlian flirt with those supporting actors online.
"It's not appropriate to close the phone. It's suspected of restricting her freedom in life. You should focus on calming her emotions." Police Officer Wang said disapprovingly.
"Yes, yes, I will listen to the police officer." Jin Li didn't plan to do it all at once.
When she files a false police report, she takes her time.
The two police officers were preparing to evacuate when the bedroom door opened, and a head poked out. The cat spirit meowed at the right time (>^ω^<), turned her back to the police officer, grinned silently at Hei Xinlian and bared her teeth. He shouted: "Officer, quickly take that cat demon away and burn it to death, it is really a monster! It wants to eat me..."
There was a crazy roar.
Police officer Wang looked at Jinli subtly, feeling particularly sympathetic to him.
Jin Li smiled bitterly again: "You two, thank you for your hard work, I will send you out."
"No, go and appease your wife." The two police officers waved their hands and refused.
Seeing that they were about to leave, Hei Xinlian panicked and wanted to run out to pull the policeman back. When she saw the fierce black cat facing her, she couldn't help taking a step back in fear, pointing at Jinli and hissing: "Officer, don't go away!" Ah, he and the cat demon are in the same group, you are gone, wait for my body to be collected tomorrow, believe me, they are really in the same group, he is not Kang Tao, he was taken away...he is going to kill Me! You save me!! How about you take me away, okay?"
It would be better if she didn't yell at these unfounded things. When she yelled blindly, the two policemen shook their heads involuntarily, and walked faster.
Very sick!
With such a crazy wife on the stall, life is like a yellow lotus.
This is not postpartum depression, it is obviously mentally abnormal, crazy!
As a man, Police Officer Wang wanted to turn around and persuade Jinli to send him to a lunatic asylum if he couldn't do it. Life must go on, how can you live with a lunatic, the child is only so old.
Ah, poor man.
Watching the two policemen leave the yard, Jinli and Maojing turned to Hei Xinlian in unison.
One person and one cat looked at Hei Xinlian expressionlessly.
His eyes were cruel and cold.
"Monster!" Hei Xinlian shook her face and closed the door with a bang.
"You're a monster!" Jin Li muttered, "Let's go, eat."
The cat spirit glanced at the closed door mockingly and contemptuously, and followed Jinli closely.
One person and one cat sit at the table.
Thanks: Falsehood~~~It is purely fictitious, Zhao Yilin and Ziyan rewarded it.
Thank you to those who read and voted for the original version.
(End of this chapter)
The cat spirit stretched out her pink and tender tongue and licked Jinli's palm.
His appearance is no longer fierce and cold, and he is a well-behaved horse.
"Looking for death, I learned the disgusting Bara habit from there, lick me next time, and smash your cat's head." Jin Li took out a tissue to wipe his hands in disgust, sat in front of the computer, and carefully wiped off the cat essence left behind. Mark of.
After clearing the traces, one person and one cat came to the living room.
Jin Li pointed to the window sill: "Go to the cat's nest and lie down, and do your duty as a native cat."
The cat spirit meowed, wagging its tail at Jinli in a flattering manner, walking like a king, lying lazily in the nest, staring at Jinli's figure.
Jinli took out vegetables and beef from the refrigerator, and prepared dinner.
Not long after, the courtyard door clicked.
Jin Li wiped his hands on the apron, gave the cat spirit a warning look, opened the courtyard door calmly, saw two familiar faces, and said in surprise: "Officer Wang, Officer Li, what's going on at the door so late at night?" something?"
Officer Wang showed a slightly impatient expression, and said helplessly, "We received a call from your wife saying that there was a ghost at home."
No wonder he was impatient, it was because the reporter was a little neurotic, saying incoherently, what kind of cat has become a spirit, playing computer at home, and glaring at her viciously, trying to scratch her face.
After receiving the call to the police, the police on duty were stunned after listening to the nonsensical content of the report. They suspected that someone was calling a false alarm as a prank. They gave a stern warning and hung up the phone. They ignored it, recorded the IP address, and prepared to report to work tomorrow. Send someone to find out who ate the bear's heart and dared to call the false police for fun.
But the reporter was very persistent. He called again just after the phone was dropped, calling for Police Officers Wang and Li.
"A ghost?" Jin Li's expression was blank for a moment, then he bowed to the two police officers and said with a wry smile, "I'm sorry to cause you trouble."
Well, I do have an evil ghost in my house, and a cat spirit who can code.
"Where's your daughter-in-law?" Officer Wang couldn't help feeling a little sympathetic to this man.
Jin Li said bitterly: "At home, I was cooking in the kitchen just now, and she was watching TV in the living room. I don't know why she suddenly screamed that there is a ghost. When I ran out of the kitchen to see what happened, she had already run back to the bedroom and closed it. I tried to persuade her, but she kept yelling that the cat at home had become a spirit. I tried to calm her down, but she called the police again. I am really sorry. My daughter-in-law has been taking medicine for a long time, maybe she is hallucinating, she is not on purpose."
Police officer Wang didn't answer, he entered the door and asked, "Where's your cat?"
"Here." Jin Li led the two police officers to the window sill.
The local cat lazily looked up at the stranger, then put its head back on its paws.
Just an ordinary cat.
Finally seeing the rumored cat spirit, Police Officer Wang squatted down and touched the local cat. The cat spirit had a faint tendency to raise its claws. Jin Li quickly followed suit, squinting at the cat spirit, and the cat spirit instantly calmed down. point.
He turned his head and licked his fur to get rid of the peculiar smell of being touched.
The living habits of cats, cleanliness, they often lick their paws and fur.
So, this is a normal earth cat.
"Your wife said that she saw the cat playing with the computer in your house and tapping the keyboard with its nimble front paws. I took it to the computer to have a look." Although Police Officer Wang didn't believe a word , but now that we have come, we still have to go through the process that should go.
"Okay, let me hug it." Jin Li took the first step to pick up the cat spirit, and felt like showing his claws when he touched it. If Police Officer Wang hugged it, he might have a supernatural appearance.
Three people and one cat came to the computer, Jin Li put the cat spirit on the table, the cat spirit adult glanced at the computer, and glanced at the two police officers with the stupid eyes of ordinary people, lying down in front of the computer as if no one else was there and started licking his fur.
The two officers felt slighted.
Jin Li said with a dry smile, "It's just like that, a little bit arrogant."
Aren't all cats arrogant?
normal.
Officer Wang said, "Can I check your computer?"
I have to go through the procedure with tears in my eyes.
What's the matter!
"Excuse me, both of you." Jin Li said sincerely while watching them collect evidence, "My wife is sick. Please don't worry about her reporting a false case. I promise to take good care of her in the future."
Police officer Wang looked up with a serious expression: "False reports to the false police are a waste of public resources, and fabricating facts to disturb public order is subject to administrative detention. This time, let's forget it. Considering your daughter-in-law's special situation, she is exempt from punishment. Don't have a next time. "
"Yes, yes, thank you two police officers for your understanding." Jinli bowed down and apologized sincerely: "I'm really sorry, I must be optimistic about her, and if it doesn't work, I will take her phone away."
The foreshadowing of the past is buried.
With a legitimate reason, confiscate the mobile phone, lest Hei Xinlian flirt with those supporting actors online.
"It's not appropriate to close the phone. It's suspected of restricting her freedom in life. You should focus on calming her emotions." Police Officer Wang said disapprovingly.
"Yes, yes, I will listen to the police officer." Jin Li didn't plan to do it all at once.
When she files a false police report, she takes her time.
The two police officers were preparing to evacuate when the bedroom door opened, and a head poked out. The cat spirit meowed at the right time (>^ω^<), turned her back to the police officer, grinned silently at Hei Xinlian and bared her teeth. He shouted: "Officer, quickly take that cat demon away and burn it to death, it is really a monster! It wants to eat me..."
There was a crazy roar.
Police officer Wang looked at Jinli subtly, feeling particularly sympathetic to him.
Jin Li smiled bitterly again: "You two, thank you for your hard work, I will send you out."
"No, go and appease your wife." The two police officers waved their hands and refused.
Seeing that they were about to leave, Hei Xinlian panicked and wanted to run out to pull the policeman back. When she saw the fierce black cat facing her, she couldn't help taking a step back in fear, pointing at Jinli and hissing: "Officer, don't go away!" Ah, he and the cat demon are in the same group, you are gone, wait for my body to be collected tomorrow, believe me, they are really in the same group, he is not Kang Tao, he was taken away...he is going to kill Me! You save me!! How about you take me away, okay?"
It would be better if she didn't yell at these unfounded things. When she yelled blindly, the two policemen shook their heads involuntarily, and walked faster.
Very sick!
With such a crazy wife on the stall, life is like a yellow lotus.
This is not postpartum depression, it is obviously mentally abnormal, crazy!
As a man, Police Officer Wang wanted to turn around and persuade Jinli to send him to a lunatic asylum if he couldn't do it. Life must go on, how can you live with a lunatic, the child is only so old.
Ah, poor man.
Watching the two policemen leave the yard, Jinli and Maojing turned to Hei Xinlian in unison.
One person and one cat looked at Hei Xinlian expressionlessly.
His eyes were cruel and cold.
"Monster!" Hei Xinlian shook her face and closed the door with a bang.
"You're a monster!" Jin Li muttered, "Let's go, eat."
The cat spirit glanced at the closed door mockingly and contemptuously, and followed Jinli closely.
One person and one cat sit at the table.
Thanks: Falsehood~~~It is purely fictitious, Zhao Yilin and Ziyan rewarded it.
Thank you to those who read and voted for the original version.
(End of this chapter)
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