Fast Time Travel: The Posture of the Female Supporting Counterattack

Chapter 429 After the old lady of the Hou Mansion overturned her car ([-])

"But Lord Hou, that place in Tongzhou is really chaotic, and what's more, the old lady has been living for so long."

Zhen Lian looked troubled, and Lord Hou raised his white beard, "Ma'am, it's okay, we just need to open and close my eyes for the old lady."

The Marquis, who has been married for decades, of course knows what Zhen Lian is thinking. The old lady suddenly stopped pretending. Go, send soldiers to follow.

"This is the only way for Lord Hou to do so." Zhen Lian nodded. This method of Lord Hou is the safest way now. Don't underestimate the "old, weak, sick and disabled" soldiers in the Hou Mansion. Half of them came from the battlefield. Up and down, a veteran with rich battlefield experience, Zhen Lian still has confidence in dealing with the gangsters from Tongzhou.

Three days later.

Lan Xi took the newly bought "maid" Xiao Wen into the carriage of the Hou Mansion.

After getting into the carriage, Chanwen sat in the spacious carriage without any image, playing with a box of rouge in his hand, his black hair was scattered over his shoulders, his skin was like ice jade, his eyebrows were deep and delicate, and his slender waist was full of grip. It was impressive, but those beautiful big eyes were dishonest, always glancing back and forth at Lan Xi.

"My dear grandson, is there any maid who is as charming and charming as you? Don't stop acting when you get to Tongzhou." Lan Xi glanced at Shanwen's restless eyes. This guy is really good at pretending to be a woman. awesome.

In Lan Xi's mind, apart from Zhang Miaomiao, there was no other person whose appearance could compare with her.

"Grandmother, the task you gave me is to pretend to be a seductive and restless maid to seduce my master?" Chanwen pursed her lips. I'm afraid only Lan Xi could come up with such a bad idea.

According to his temper, when he arrived in Tongzhou, he let the tail behind him hit him directly, and quickly arrested the shopkeepers of those shops, and the woman would naturally show up.

But Lan Xi's plan turned out to be to travel at a normal speed, eat, drink and drink all the way to Tongzhou. When he arrived at Tongzhou, he didn't go directly in. Instead, he took a big detour and ran to Youlong Mountain near Tongzhou to suppress bandits. ? ? ?

Shanwen didn't think at all that his "lovable and lovely" grandmother would show mercy and eliminate harm for the people.

The reason why Shanwen came up with this idea was because he had gone to Treasure Island with his grandfather many years ago, and that time, he was almost driven crazy by Lan Xi, who was two years younger than him.

Who would have thought that the clever and black-bellied little girl would turn into his grandmother a few years later, her seniority was several times older than him, which made him almost get sick from anger.

Helpless, the Hou Mansion has the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young. As a descendant of the Chan family, he can only accept it.

That experience of going to Treasure Island was regarded by Chanwen as a big blemish in his life, now that he thinks about it, he doesn't know whether to be thankful or happy, Lan Xi completely forgot what happened back then.

In the past few days, while he was busy dealing with the things at hand, he also had in-depth conversations with his parents. Last night, Lan Xi asked Ciwu to send a message to Shopkeeper Yuan, asking Shopkeeper Yuan to inform him that he would come into the house dressed as a woman at night.
He didn't sleep for a few hours before he was woken up and immediately set off for Tongzhou.

"Okay, I know what you're thinking, brat. How can you hide your little thoughts from me?"

Shanwen was stunned by the smile in Lan Xi's eyes. In a moment, Lan Xi lifted up the mat on the carriage, knocked on the wall of the carriage, and the movable wooden board automatically rose up.

Then, a fart went straight into the "clouds", the whole carriage was jolted upside down, Chanwen covered his nose, and hurriedly opened the curtains
"Holy shit, who is this person? Grandma."

Shanwen glanced at Lan Xi, who was holding his breath, and then at the big fat man who was struggling to get up from the bottom of the carriage. He slapped him and said angrily: "Fat Five, how can he be your grandson?"

"Third Young Master Dayong, what the hell do you think I want to come here? You have to ask your grandmother about this." The fat man Wu grabbed onto Chanwen's wrist, his face was not much better than Chanwen's, and Chanwen used Liao Anjin wanted to get rid of Fatty Five's restraint, but Fatty Five was not a vegetarian, and the two fought instantly.

"Okay, let go, I "invited" the fat guy five." Lan Xi said the word "please" especially emphatically, the fat on the fat guy five's body trembled, and reluctantly let go.

"Grandma, what's going on here?"

"Have you not read Fatty Five's Once Upon a Time in the Mountains?" Lan Xi finally no longer had to hold his breath. He almost peed with laughter. People say that noisy farts don't stink, and smelly farts don't make noises. Fatty Five is really weird, which made him laugh. I almost fainted from the loud stinky fart.

If you feed more beans to Fat Guy Five, it will definitely be a walking biochemical weapon!

"Have you seen it? Isn't it a heroic child who cleverly escaped from the bandits and saved a whole village? The narrative of the story is messy and has only one central idea. That child is a god and easily defeated the bandits. The boss, the second boss, the third boss.”

"I can only say that the appreciation level of Dayong storybook lovers really needs to be improved~! Besides, look at Fat Guy Wu's face. If he can't breathe when he walks, everything will be fine. Grandma really believes that Fat Guy Five is capable Escaped from bandits?"

Chanwen looked at Fat Guy Five with contempt on his face. Fat Guy Five blushed and had a thick neck at what Chanwen said, and immediately retorted:
"Someone's writing about Mr. Wuyou is even worse than mine. Exorcising ghosts physically, fishing people out of seas, and instructing people to farm. Pooh~! Where is the ghost? Or, show me first."

Seeing that the two candidates vying for the script king this year were about to fight again, Lan Xi said helplessly: "Shut up, everyone, or else everyone will have a laugh and go crazy."

As soon as these words came out, the two people who were about to fight suddenly put out the flames. Fatty Five had just experienced the power of smiling seven-step epilepsy yesterday, and naturally he didn't want to do it again. Of course, what he didn't know was that he Competitor Shanwen also tried it.

Seeing that the two were honest in an instant, Lan Xi said, "Fatty Five, you go first."

After being named by Lan Xi, the five fat guys had to tell the truth again: "I have indeed experienced the past in the mountains. I escaped from the bandits in Youlong Village back then. I admit that the characters in the storybook were mythologized by me." .”

"However, I still have the strength to fight against the third son of Dayong. Otherwise, I wouldn't be able to climb the window smoothly that day, right?"

"Hey~! Fat guy five, did you give me color?" Chanwen was extremely dissatisfied with fat guy five's behavior of stealing private goods secretly. What does it mean to climb the window smoothly?If it goes well, how many big slaps can he get?
(End of this chapter)