The princess does not make a cornucopia

Chapter 1
If the spring tail is not caught, the weather will be so hot that eggs can be spread on the face.

Or when the weather gets hot, there are too many things to worry about.Bear the brunt of it is that the mood will become bad. Once the mood becomes bad, I want to hit someone, but what happens after that?It's hard to say exactly, whoever you meet will be unlucky!
On the edge of the city, a small three-story building is so short that it stands out from the crowd.

The sun is in the middle of the sky, the office on the top floor of the small building.

A girl in her twenties, with a ponytail on her head and a purple knee-length skirt, Ge You slumped in the only boss chair, with her legs crossed on the desk in front of her, looking at the ceiling.

The suit "Gecko" on the ceiling, her short, frustrating and fat boss.Probably because she was a little too impatient this time, and the gift from "Dark Circles" was too straightforward. However, there is one on the left and right, so should I get another one to match it?
"Xiaoqi!" The girl stretched her arms and stretched the muscles, then pressed the back of her neck with her left hand to activate the system.

[ZD741 (what's wrong, you're mad at me) is at your service, Master Ziyin, what's your order? 】Standard mechanical male voice.

"Speak human!" The girl frowned after sternly.

This is her system "Little Seven", newly bought, and it is quite obedient so far, but it is a bit noisy.

【Zi Yin is right, Zi Yin is absolutely right!What good suggestions does Ziyin have?Xiao Qi seconded the proposal! 】The mechanical voice was replaced by a very magnetic male voice, but his attitude was a little bit doggy.

A man's voice was heard, and the girl's face softened. She raised her eyes to see that her boss' hands and feet were stuck to the ceiling and she was not about to get down, with her arms folded around her chest.

"Head, it's hot up there, why don't you come down and cool off?"

There was such a dead silence that he ignored her?
"Seven! Nothing to do, let's make a bet!"

[What are you betting on?Is there a lottery? 】

"Nonsense! Is it a bet if there is no winnings?"

【Zi Yin is right!Zi Yin is absolutely right! 】

Satisfied with the system's understanding of current affairs, Liu Ziyin looked at her boss for the third time.She didn't announce the bet until a drop of stinky sweat fell on the table.

"The boss has been hanging up there for a long time. It's hard work. Let's tell him a joke. Whoever makes him laugh and is willing to come down and have a good talk with me will win! The pile of snacks I bought the day before yesterday is the bet!" In high spirits.

[Uh...] A Qi felt bitter, but he didn't dare to say it.

"Why? You don't want to?" Seeing that Qi was hesitating, she twitched her lips.

[Willing, willing!Ladies first, let's get started! 】A certain Qihuang Lianku: You can’t eat even if you win. Isn’t this a clear sign of bullying the system?

At this point, Liu Ziyin's eyebrows and eyes were curved, and the corners of her lips also showed a beautiful arc. She rested her chin with one hand and meditated for a while.

"There used to be a man who didn't wear safety gear on the construction site. Later, he lived a good life and was fed every meal." After she finished her joke, she was so quiet that she could hear her breathing, but now she couldn't even hear her breathing.

After a long time, a certain Qi risked his life to ask questions.

【Is it over? 】

"Ah! It's over!"

[Zi Yin's joke is simply too funny, hahaha——]

"Little Seven!"

【arrive! 】

"It was he who laughed, not you."

【…】

Hearing Liu Ziyin's voice become cold and stiff again, Mou Qi decisively and wisely shut his mouth tightly.Liu Ziyin let out a gentle and long breath from his nose, and looked at the ceiling again, sure enough, the pig didn't move.

"Speak!"

【What? 】

"What's so mad at you, bet! Can you be serious, isn't it itchy?"

[Ziyin is the most beautiful, but it is not beautiful when you are angry!I speak, I speak! 】

"uh-huh."

A certain Qi's simple and rude compliment seemed to be very effective. Liu Ziyin just sat up straight, and when she heard this, she snorted softly, and tucked herself back into the chair.Seeing that the danger alarm was lifted, a certain seven couldn't help but emboldened and cleared his throat.

[Recycle the blue suit and bully the subordinate Tu Yuanfei. 】

[Recycling blue suits, bullying subordinates, one-eyed panda Tu Yuanfei. 】

[Recycling blue suits, bullying subordinates, one-eyed pandas, hanging soil round fat. 】

Liu Ziyin looked confused, if Xiao Qi's "programming father" stood in front of her, she would definitely see how his brain grows.This summary is brilliant!

[Sorry, I failed...] A certain seven screens were sweating coldly: Fortunately, Tu Yuanfei didn't smile.

A muffled sound of "dong" interrupted Mou Qi's words, and at the same time, let him see the god of death waving at him.

As far as Liu Ziyin is concerned, it is already its seventh owner.The programming dad said that he had prepared a hundred and eight tortures and was waiting to meet it.

[Gulu...] Mou Qi swallowed her saliva, waiting for her to lose her temper.

"Xiaoqi, okay! You actually succeeded!"

Liu Ziyin slapped her thigh, jumped up happily, put one hand on the table, jumped to Tu Yuanfei's side, and squatted down with her knees hugged.

"Boss, have you thought about what I told you this morning?"

"Think... think it over!"

Tu Yuanfei struggled to get up while stammering to answer.It seems that I really tried my best.But within a short while, the whole small building was filled with the shrill and shrill sound of the alarm.

When Liu Ziyin heard the siren, she was startled and felt that Tu Yuanfei had plotted against her. She immediately got up and felt that her feet were empty, and the moment she pressed her skirt with her hands, she had already landed on a deck chair on the second floor.

Just as she was about to struggle, she heard four "clicks", her hands and feet were bound, and her sitting posture was as perfect as a lady's.

Tu Yuanfei's arrogant and arrogant words became more and more distant, and finally with a "plop", he must have collapsed in the boss's chair from exhaustion.

"Who is that? This girl is lawless. And her system, which country bumpkin designed it, actually attacked me personally! You destroy the system for me first, then notify the personnel department and send her to the south... No, the most biased In that forest, let her feed the wolves... No, reform!"

When Tu Yuanfei was chattering, she noticed that there was a man beside him, who looked less than 30 years old.

"Handsome, 1 to 6, which bank?"

"That……"

"Number 7? Alright! Handsome guy, seeing how weak you are, I don't ask you to upgrade the system against the wind. As long as you don't destroy the system, let it work well."

She flipped the palm of her hand, and a translucent blue screen appeared in the palm of her hand. She did not allow others to finish talking, and had already transferred the "accommodation money" into their account.

"I……"

"Is it ok?"

"Row!"

two hours later.

An unmanned sports car named "123" is running on a deserted dense forest road.

[The current driving speed is 150km/h, please be careful to slow down and drive slowly. 】Car mechanical sound.

"123, at this speed, do you want me to celebrate the New Year in a forest where birds don't lay eggs?" She was surprised: I was the only one who was panting, and I didn't touch the steering wheel or the controller. Remind who to slow down?

[Master requests, quickly. 】As soon as the mechanical sound fell, the car speeded up instantly.

Her body was pressed against the back of the seat tightly, and the wind was blowing by her ears.

Suddenly, a flash of lightning "clicked" down from the clear sky, and she only felt that her eyes went dark.

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Liu Ziyin looked at the surrounding scenery again and found that the car had crashed into a big tree and the body was not damaged.

"I told you to hurry up, who told you..." She was furious, and before she stood up and finished cursing, she looked around the outer edge of the car, dripping sweat as she watched, "Damn! , Fuck, Fuck! 123 You've grown up, haven't you? Did you hit me with a Thousand-Handed Avalokitesvara?"

(End of this chapter)