Quick Transmigration: The Harvest God, I'm Very Busy

Chapter 103 The Female General in the 70s (109)

Yan Qingjun's face turned pale when he saw it, and he froze there for fear that he would let go of his sister-in-law in shock if she spoke too loudly.

Zuo Zetang's face also looked a little bad.

He just wanted to go up to save people, but the branch that Yan's sister was hanging on was too thin and couldn't bear his weight at all. If he climbed up rashly, not only could he not reach Yan's sister, but the branch might be broken because of him.

The only way was to let the Yan family's sister-in-law jump down and catch her from below, but he didn't dare to say this at all. It would be fine if she caught someone, but if she didn't, he couldn't bear the responsibility at all.

Zuo Zetang looked at Qinghun asking for help: "Hey, what should I do?"

Qing Hun is not worried about the safety of the little aunt. Although he can't perform lightness kung fu in front of so many people, it is not a problem at all to let the little aunt jump off and let her continue.

She was grinding her teeth, purely angry.

What if she wasn't here?What if there is no adult around?Also, what if Uncle Xiaobao wants to follow suit?
On the contrary, she is not worried about Erdan and Yaya, her two little ones are smart.

"Sister-in-law, if you jump down now, I'll pretend it's nothing. If you keep swinging up there and find it fun, I'll hang you higher so you can have more fun."

Qinghun threatened with a sullen face.

She was not afraid of scaring her little aunt at all. This girl had to be severely frightened to realize how powerful she was. She was so skinny.

Her words startled Zuo Zetang, Yan Qingjun, and Qi Heng. Yan Qingjun hurriedly said: "Little boy, take it easy, what if you really scare my sister off?"

How about the ghosts and elves of Aunt Yan? She is very cute and winking. Seeing that Qinghun was really angry, she stopped making trouble. She looked at the ground, then looked at the branch she was hanging on, and found that she could not go back the way she came. Then he smiled at Qinghun and said crisply: "My dear, if I jump down, you have to promise to catch me."

Qinghun said with a serious face: "I don't promise, if you don't catch it, you may break your leg, you may break your arm, or you may fall on your face, your nose will be flattened, and there will be no teeth left, and you will become an ugly monster." .”

Only now did Aunt Yan realize that she was afraid, and burst into tears.

Yan Qingjun's face was pale with fright, but when his sister cried, his heart ached again, and he glared at Qinghun: "Can you do it? No, I'll pick it up with Brother Ze, why are you scaring my sister?"

Qinghun snorted: "If you don't tell her the consequences, she can go to heaven! What if we were all here today? What if she teases Erdan, Yaya and Uncle Xiaobao to climb a tree when no one is following? Jump into a river ?”

Yan Qingjun also ground his teeth, but the sister-in-law above was crying so badly that he had no choice but to coax: "Sister-in-law, don't cry, don't worry, I will definitely continue. You jump off, and I will pick it up."

"Woo, I don't jump, you can't catch me. I don't want to break my legs and arms, and I don't want to be ugly."

Qinghun didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she wasn't afraid of it, after all this time, she was still thinking about whether she was ugly or not.

"Okay, okay, jump, I will definitely catch you, if you get hurt, grandma will definitely hit me later, right?"

"You won't lie to me? Can you really catch it?"

"Don't lie, I said I can catch it if I can catch it, sister-in-law, you know me, you always keep your word, and you never lie, right?"

Aunt Yan hiccupped from crying: "Little boy, then I'll jump, you must catch me."

"Don't worry, jump, even if you jump to the sky, I can catch it."

Qing Jun, Ze Tang, and Qi Heng were worried, and they surrounded him. Aunt Yan closed her eyes and jumped. Qing Hun moved very quickly, and hugged him into her arms. Leaning back, it dissipated the impact of my aunt's fall.

Seeing that the person was caught safely, everyone in the circle breathed a sigh of relief.

Qingjun pulled the man from Qinghun's arms, inspected it, and found nothing wrong, took out his handkerchief and helped Aunt Yan wipe away the tears on his face: "Auntie, I don't dare to do this in the future, do you know how dangerous it was just now? It's okay Xiaoguai has learned martial arts, without her, we can't guarantee that we will be able to follow you. You are still an aunt, what if Erdan and Yaya also learn from you?"

Aunt Yan lowered her head and admitted her mistake: "I see, nephew, don't scold me, you can't tell your grandma about this, if you do, she will beat me with a broom later."

Hit you, hit you, and said so fresh and refined.

Yan Qingjun also lost his temper towards this sister-in-law.

Erdan, Yaya and Uncle Xiaobao also knew that they seemed to have gotten into trouble just now, so they came over obediently when they saw that everyone was fine. Uncle Xiaobao was very good at admitting his mistake: "I will never let my sister climb a tree again. I didn't take her seriously. She's naughty, I'll take care of her from now on."

Qinghun was still afraid of scaring him, so she hurriedly said: "My sister-in-law is naughty herself and doesn't do anything to do with you, uncle. But uncle, you can't imitate my sister-in-law. It's very worrying."

Yan Xiaobao nodded: "I won't learn from him, I'm very obedient. I'm not mischievous."

The conversation between the uncle and the nephew made Aunt Yan very angry: "Little Yan, I knew you were biased!"

Qinghun snorted coldly: "I'm just biased. Uncle Xiaobao never makes anyone worry. You are the elder. If I don't talk about you, I'll tell you when I get home!"

"You complainant!" Aunt Yan stomped her feet angrily.

Qinghun ignored her.

Zuo Zetang hurriedly intervened: "Okay, okay, yoyo, you and I climb the tree to hunt locust flowers. Xiaosi, you, Qi Heng, my sister-in-law, uncle Xiaobao, they are picking them up below and putting them in snakeskin bags." Don’t press it too tightly. Try not to get the leaves in.”

Zuo Zetang brought two big bags, and Qinghun brought four bags. Fortunately, there were so many people and the division of labor and cooperation was very fast. In less than two hours, the four bags were full.

Zuo Zetang suggested: "Don't go back in a hurry, there are many bird's nests in this forest, little boy, you and I dig out the bird's nests and see if we can get the eggs."

The two of them were busy for a long time, but their luck was not bad, and they took out more than a dozen bird eggs.Qinghun also hit five or six sparrows with stones, making everyone happy.

Except for four bird eggs, Qinghun plans to give sister-in-law, uncle Bao and Erdan Yaya one for each of them. They will cook, eat and play with each other, and give the rest to Zuo Zetang: "Take these eggs back to brother Zeyou's house." Zhuang Zhuang and Mei Mei go eat. Shall we find a place where there is no one to roast the sparrows?"

Zuo Zetang nodded: "Success."

Neither Qingjun nor Qi Heng had eaten sparrow before, so they were very excited. Qi Heng asked Zuo Zetang curiously: "Is this edible? There are no condiments. How can it be delicious if it is roasted like this?"

Zuo Zetang looked at Qinghun, and Qinghun took out a small paper packet of salt from his pocket: "I have salt with me, as long as there is salt, no other seasoning is needed, I guarantee that it will be delicious. Let you eat it." Still want to eat."

Zuo Qingze just laughed: "Look, I knew that Yoyo came out, and I must have figured out how to get food."

Qinghun rolled his eyes: "You know too much! Do you know why those ministers in ancient times were easy to ask the emperor to behead?"

Zuo Qingze looked puzzled: "Because you know too much?"

(End of this chapter)