What kind of bad thoughts can the hero of the plane have?

Chapter 179 Making greengage around the bed (7)

Chapter 179
"Why didn't you speak?"

The boy looked at Gu Chu's fierce eyes, raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Have you been hit by my brother? I understand that your elementary school students have strong self-esteem, but what my brother said is the truth... With your tickling strength, you still want to challenge me!" What about our number seven? You can't even beat me."

Gu Chu: "..."

This is not what he imagined.

Gu Chu's hands were tightly restrained by the boy. He tried to break free, but to no avail. He took a deep breath, then curved his lips and smiled: "Primary school student?"

The boy noticed that Gu Chu's tone was not right, but he didn't take it seriously. He slowly let go of Gu Chu's hand, put his finger on the top of Gu Chu's head and kept moving it, and Gu Chu's head barely reached the boy's ear.

This is still when he is half squatting.

After doing this extremely insulting action, the boy casually raised his eyebrows: "Hmm... With this height, you say you are not a primary school student?"

"I am indeed a primary school student."

Gu Chu grinned, "I happen to have a few questions here, and I want to ask my brother."

Looking at Gu Chu's smile, the boy felt an ominous premonition in his heart, but he didn't care, but raised his chin proudly and said, "You can ask whatever you want."

How difficult can elementary school students’ problems be?Would a high school student like him be afraid of elementary school questions?

"first question."

Gu Chu smiled gently: "Which two works are called the 'Twin Jewels of Yuefu'?"

Boy: "...?"

What the hell?
The boy looked at Gu Chu blankly: "The Double Jewel of Yuefu... what is it?"

"Is this question difficult?"

Gu Chu frowned in embarrassment, and he deliberately raised his voice: "My brother can't know something that I know as an elementary school student?"

The boy was humiliated in public, and his face was slightly gloomy. His eyes for help fell on the boy wearing the No. [-] jersey: "What's the answer to this question?"

The young man narrowed his eyes slightly and said softly: "The Peacock Flies Southeast" and "The Poetry of Mulan".

The boy seemed to have found the backbone, he raised his chin proudly, and repeated: "Isn't it "The Peacock Flies to the Southeast" and "The Poetry of Mulan"? How dare you ask such a simple question?"

Gu Chu: "...you are cheating."

It's okay to play tricks, and it's so blatant.

"Did you say you couldn't ask for help? No."

The boy raised his eyebrows proudly: "That's it? I thought it was such a difficult question?"

Gu Chu smiled harmlessly: "It seems that brother is very confident, so you don't mind if I ask a few more questions?"

The boy hesitated for a few seconds, then nodded.

"Second question, which celebrity said 'knowledge is power'?"

Boy: "...?"

What kind of messed up question is this?

Seeing the boy's stunned eyes, Gu Chu pretended to be surprised and said "Ah": "Can it be that my brother doesn't even know how to do this basic question?"

Boy: "..."

Have been humiliated.

He frowned, and forced an excuse: "I'm not very good at Chinese, you can try another type of question."

Gu Chu nodded good-naturedly.

"The third question is a math problem. The known function f(x) = ln x-ax-2x (a<0)... If the function f(x) increases monotonically within the domain of definition, find the value range of a."

Boy: "..."

To be honest, he didn't even understand the question.

Gu Chu smiled gently. Although his eyes were calm, the boy saw the naked sarcasm in his eyes: "Don't you know?"

The boy nodded humiliatedly.

"The fourth question is English question."

Gu Chu recited a paragraph of English at random, "I hope my brother can translate it."

Boy: "..."

He could only keep silent.

"Fifth question, chemistry problem, known..."

"..."

"The sixth question, physics question, the question is..."

"..."

"The seventh question, a geography question..."

"..."

Gu Chu asked about language, materialization, politics and history one by one, but the boy didn't answer.

Seeing the boy's increasingly ugly face, Gu Chu smiled harmlessly, and concluded: "It seems that my brother is not even as good as a primary school student."

Boy: "???"

Is this a fucking elementary school student question?

After crushing the boy with his intellect, Gu Chu finally vented his anger. Looking at the boy's angry eyes, he asked in a gentlemanly manner, "Am I qualified to challenge No. [-]?"

……

Xiao Ming told Su Yan word by word what happened on the basketball court.

Su Yan couldn't help laughing when he heard the boy humiliating Gu Chu's height.

Who would have thought... the male god who was dubbed the "Flower of Gaoling" by many girls in the previous plane would turn into a 1.4-meter-tall radish in this plane?
[Lord God, they are really too much...]

Xiao Ming, who witnessed the whole process, said bitterly.

Su Yan listened to Xiao Ming's voice of suppressing laughter and reminded tactfully: "...How about we stop laughing first? This may be more convincing."

[Hahahahaha... It's really funny. Gu Chu wanted to make a sneak attack, but was teased and tickled by the opponent...]

Xiao Ming revealed his nature and laughed loudly.

[Besides, Gu Chu is not as tall as others squatting. How did he have the confidence to challenge others? 】

Su Yan is also thinking about this issue.

Where does the little pervert get the confidence to challenge the opponent?

【Lord God, the situation has changed, Ai...】

Xiao Ming was always paying attention to the dynamics of the basketball court. Seeing that Gu Chu changed his way, he said in surprise.

[He was actually asking the other party a high school question! 】

Could it be that this is IQ crushing?

"What question?"

Su Yan raised her eyebrows with great interest.

[Which two works are Yuefu Shuangbi referring to? 】

After a little thought, Su Yan came up with the answer: ""Mulan Poem" and "The Peacock Flies Southeast."

high school language questions.

"Mulan Poetry" was learned in junior high school, and "Peacock Flies Southeast" was learned in high school.

Judging from the appearance of this group of teenagers, they may be students in the third year of junior high school or the first year of high school, and the chance of getting the answer right is not high.

[Yes... the boy didn't answer, but he asked the little brother wearing the No. [-] jersey for help. 】

Su Yan's impression of the No. [-] jersey still stayed with his beautiful three-pointer. Hearing this, he casually raised his eyebrows: "There is something about No. [-]..."

He plays basketball well and has good grades. Although his appearance is not comparable to that of a pervert, he is still considered handsome.

[Lord God, here comes the second question, who proposed "knowledge is power"? 】

Xiao Ming followed Gu Chu's question bank closely.

"Francis Bacon. The classic saying "Knowledge is power" was said by Francis Bacon, from his philosophical masterpiece "Meditations."

Su Yan replied quietly.

This knowledge point is a bit biased. Unless the teacher specifically emphasizes it in class or boys like to read classics, the chances of answering it are not high.

(End of this chapter)

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