Fast travel: blacken the boss, stop and don't run

Chapter 457 Ghosts, Animals, Insanity, Demon Leader (2)

"Nima!"

Qian Xun vomited blood, "Still a kid?! Dahei, tell me honestly, did you do it on purpose, you can see it but you can't eat it, you are—ruthless!"

"Humph!"

Qian Xun exhaled, "Let's talk about the boss's name, attributes, and how much darkness is worth."

"Ghosts, madmen, dark value 100."

"name?"

"...Li Ruan Ruan."

???

Qian Xun was stunned, "...Li Ruanruan, the leader of the Demon Cult is called Li Ruanruan, are you kidding me?"

"...Who teased you?!" Dahei was furious, "When Mr. Boss was born, he was white, tender, and soft. His father had an idea and named him Li Ruanruan."

soft.

soft.

soft.

Qian Xun laughed, "Dahei, this name suits me so much, I like it, I like it very much."

Dahei rolled his eyes, "Enough."

Qian Xun covered his stomach and held back his laughter, "Is Ruan Ruan's force value high? When Ruan Ruan passes down the mountain tomorrow morning, how many people will follow? Is it difficult to snatch him?"

"..."

"say!"

Buried the bird's head, Dahei said in a muffled voice, "Master Boss practiced a total of seven levels of exercises, and now the boss has practiced to the fifth level. In addition to being unable to sleep with women, the boss's exercises also have a... side effect."

Qian Xun frowned, "What side effect?"

Dahei twitched, "... within a month, there are five days... all martial arts are lost, like a disabled person, these five days are not fixed, it may be at the beginning of the month, or at the end of the month, or..."

"puff!"

Qian Xun smiled unkindly, "Hahaha, it's so funny, I'm dying of laughing, Ruan Ruan is so cute, I..."

"Do not laugh!"

Dahei roared, "Master Boss is a boss with a darkness value of 100 and a full force value. You must not laugh at him!"

Wiping away the tears from the corners of his eyes, Qian Xun was serious, "I didn't laugh, I didn't laugh at him, it's just that he's so cute, I can't help it... Poof, hahaha, Ruan Ruan, you are so cute, I really want to touch you and hug you ,bully you……"

"enough!"

Dahei said coldly, "At five o'clock tomorrow morning, Lord Boss will lose all his martial arts skills. At seven o'clock, he will drive a bullock cart down the mountain. There is no one else around him. Take it easy, and don't scare Lord Boss."

"The bullock cart."

Qian Xun laughed madly, "My house is so soft and cute, I really want to touch it, I really want to...can't sleep, I can't sleep, I...don't care, grab it back first and then talk about it!"

Rushing out of the room and running towards Ji Yang, Qian Xun's brows were beaming with joy, "Father, call your brothers, follow me down the mountain to snatch someone tomorrow morning, your daughter is going to get married!"

rob people?

marriage?

Stretching out his hand to cover Qian Xun's forehead, Ji Yang said nervously, "Daughter, you choked on your hoof, why did you have a fever?"

"..."

Pulling off her big palm, Qian Xun said with a serious face, "Father, listen to me, my daughter's real son will appear at the foot of our mountain in an ox cart in the morning, and I want to snatch him back to the village and be my villager." husband……"

"wait."

Ji Yang is a little square, very square, fried chicken Fang, "... driving an ox cart? Take him back to the village? Daughter, you... how do you know that someone passing by our mountain tomorrow morning is still you...the one who drives an ox cart ?!"

"What if no one passes by our mountain tomorrow morning, or the driver is not an ox cart but a donkey cart, and the donkey cart driver is still a hunchback with a broken leg, crooked melons and dates, you... you still want to snatch him?!"

"..." It's amazing my father, this is a combination of damage and derogation, without a word of swearing.

Putting on Ji Yang's shoulders, the two brothers Qian Xun said kindly, "Father, don't worry, I will go down the mountain tomorrow morning and capture a handsome man to be your son-in-law!"

(End of this chapter)