Fast travel: blacken the boss, stop and don't run

Chapter 505 The Great God of Online Games (5)

睡，
boss?
[Cherry Xiaotuanzi]: ...Sister Xun, sleeping boss, you...

This taste is too heavy!

[Sister Xun in society]: I'm off.

Throwing down the mouse, Qian Xun stretched out his hands, moved his neck, and stretched out, "Dahei, stay in the bracelet all day, you can't hold back anymore, turn into a child, come out to eat hot pot with me, okay?"

"...Don't eat!" He swallowed.

Call out the pots and bowls, beef, pork, tripe, tofu skewers, green vegetables, mung bean noodles, turn on the fire, pull up a chair and sit down, sweeping over the bubbling, fragrant and hot hot pot, Qian Xun squinted and smiled, "Da Hei Come out, look at this hot pot, how delicious it is."

"...You are not allowed to hit me!" Dahei said fiercely.

Qian Xun said softly, "No, I promise not to hit you."

A bright light flashed, and a white and tender boy in flamboyant red appeared, Qian Xun——

Snapped!
Reaching out and grabbing the boy's chubby little hand, Qian Xun showed his sharp white teeth, "Come out? Just come out, you stand still for me, let me cut your hand with a knife... ..."

"open!"

Da Hei's face flushed red, his eyes were terrified, "You stinky woman, let me go! It's fine to lick my hair, you still want to drink my blood..."

Benedict.

Benedict.

Benedict.

"Bai Xiaoxiao, open the door for the young master!"

"I know you are at home, don't pretend to be dead for the young master!"

"You won't open the door, will you? If you don't open the door, I'll call Master Lockpicker and swing it with a hammer..."

chua!

Smoky makeup,
granny gray,
earrings,

Sao bag wine red suit,
Qian Xun rolled his eyes, "Why are you looking for me?"

The nose moved slightly, Bai Ciding jumped up, and rushed straight in, "Hotpot, I can smell the smell of hotpot, Xiao Xiao, let me go in and eat hotpot..."

"Ah."

Grabbing the collar of Bai Ci's back, he yanked it back and smashed it against the wall, Qian·Cruel·Xun Jiejie, "You dare to break in without my consent, Bai Ci, who gave you the courage?!"

"..."

His back was in pain from being hit, Bai Ci's face was pale, it hurt so much, he wanted to cry, "...I am your brother, Bai Xiaoxiao, do you want to die?!"

Liang Liang glanced at Bai Ci, turned around and entered the room, Qian Xun said coldly, "Come in."

She was noble and glamorous on the phone, but in reality she was——

Funny!
"...I'll wipe it!"

He hurried to the dining table, swept the empty plates on the table like locusts, Qian Xun... rolled his eyes, and stared straight at the cute Hei who wiped his mouth, "...you don't even save some for me!!!"

Pointing to the refrigerator, Dahei blinked, "There are still there, want to eat? Take it yourself."

Qian Xun exploded, "You spit it out!"

The corners of the mouth are slightly curved, the dimples are shallow, and the big black is soft, "I spit it out, you—can you eat it?"

"Bai Xiaoxiao!"

Ears exploded, wrists were clenched, and Bai Ci roared angrily, "You, you... have an illegitimate child? How old are you, you, you... are you trying to piss me off?!"

"Who is that man?! Who is that scumbag? I'm going to chop him up!"

"..."

Qian Xun said with a cold face, "Bai Ci, how high is your IQ?"

Bai Ci is proud, "180."

Qian Xun smiled, "How do I feel, your IQ is only - three years old?"

"...Bai Xiaoxiao, you..."

"stop!"

Withdrawing her clenched hand, Qian Xun turned around and walked towards the kitchen, "I am 20 years old, and he... is five years old. When I was 15 years old, I went to school and went home with you all day long."

"Pregnant? Bai Ci, think about it with your IQ of 180. How likely is it that he and I are mother and child?"

Uh……

seems unlikely...

"Hey."

Shaking the hem of Bai Ci's clothes, with a black and fierce face, "Are you blind? She and I... how could they be mother and child?! I live tens of millions of years longer than her!"

(End of this chapter)