Quick Time Travel: Black Lotus Face Slapping Guide

Chapter 591 Irritable Patron Saint 7
When Hou Xiao was three years old, he almost died twice.

One time, Xi Jing hid on the outside of the air conditioner to avoid him, and she washed it with soap every day until the color faded.At that time, the nanny went to the kitchen to make dinner, and deliberately cleaned up the accident-prone things in the room. As a result, Hou Xiao crawled out of the small window of the heating platform, and his clothes were caught by the cement corner of the balcony, and he was about to fall.

"Little man~Little man~" He also opened his arms to grab Xi Jing who was on the outer unit of the air conditioner.

The air-conditioner was separated from him by half a meter. If he fell, he would not fall on the air-conditioner, but directly onto the concrete floor downstairs.

Oh shit! ! !Xi Jing was so angry that she was about to explode, you're a fool! !Still staring at me!How can I act! !
If he fell, she would not be able to hold him back, she would just drag her puppet down together.

The nanny's shouts came from inside the house, thinking that he had gone somewhere, looking for him in every room.

Hearing the nanny calling his name, Hou Xiao raised his head and turned to follow the direction of the voice. Taking advantage of not staring at her for a while, Xi Jing hurriedly started.She jumped onto the balcony of the house downstairs, just outside the balcony where the quilt was drying.

She pulled up the quilt and formed a rescue pad between the balcony downstairs and the outdoor unit of the air conditioner, and pressed the quilt under the outer unit, but the impact of the child's fall could not be guaranteed, and the air conditioner might not be able to hold down the quilt and still fall building.

After finishing it, Xi Jing took advantage of Hou Xiao's new location, and she slammed into the balcony glass on this floor.

"Boom." Inside it sounded like a bird hitting glass.

The resident put down the remote control in his hand and came over to take a look, and at a glance, he found that the quilt hanging outside was so slanted so ridiculously.

"Honey, is it so windy today? The quilt is tilted towards the bedroom." The man opened the window while talking, and saw a ball of something falling down, just on the quilt.

He froze for two seconds in fright, and after realizing it, he quickly reached out and carried the child into the room.

The child didn't understand how dangerous it was just now, and he was still laughing. It wasn't until he came over and saw a stranger in the room that he started to cry.

"It's the child from the house upstairs." The woman walked over to take a look, the ugly child she met with the upstairs resident in the elevator, and she will never forget it.

Hou Xiao finally returned home safely.

The second accident was that Hou Xiao took an iron chopstick and poked it into the socket on the wall. If it wasn't for Xi Jing's sharp eyesight, he kicked off the main power valve at the door, he would have been electrocuted into coke.
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"Damn, I'm so tired." Xi Jing leaned against the side of the crib listlessly, with hatred in her heart.

So she likes to do bad things and be a villain, just be happy as she pleases.

Protect him day after day and eliminate all dangers around him.It's so annoying to ride a horse! ! !She wanted to kill him several times and just fail the mission.

After all, I was still cowardly, and it passed after I endured it. It is better to suffer in a plane than to go to the Holy Light system.

With the help of the dim night light at the bedside, Xi Jing looked at Hou Xiao's sleeping face with a disgusted face. He was only a little better than usual when he was asleep, ugly or ugly.

As an ugly zombie puppet, who has the right to call him ugly?
The most dignified villain has come down to such a point, no matter how you think about it, it's all the fault of God of Spicy Chicken!
Shit Patronus, because the Patronus needs to be guarded all the time, so the Patronus does not sleep! !
Day after day of guarding + vigil, Xi Jing felt that she was going crazy.

(End of this chapter)