Fast time travel to become a master of abusive literature to save the world of sweet literature
Chapter 3 Don't See the Light to Die (3)
Chapter 3 Don't See the Light to Die (3)
Ban Xia, who had been in the bathroom for half an hour and finally had diarrhea and took a shower, walked out with a pale face and supported the wall. Da Ju walked over with a beautiful (fat) catwalk and stood at her feet. Rub rub.
【Host, are you okay? 】
741's voice is a soft childish voice that tends to be that of a little girl. When she cared about Pinellia, it made the hard-hearted abuser feel a little more moved... What a ghost!
If 741 hadn't sent her into such a weak body, would she still be like this!
Qingchen must have read too many story books and thought that the Essence and Marrow Cleansing Pill should make people have diarrhea. Next time he saw her, he would definitely talk to her about it.
Things that wash the essence and cut the marrow won't make people have diarrhea at first!Doesn't it smell good to make people sweat and take a bath?Why do you have to destroy the cute little chrysanthemums of consumers!
"741, is there any message on my mobile phone?"
She still remembered that Yu Cheng had just sent a message saying that they wanted to play together. Half an hour had passed, and there should be a reminder over there.
[Some hosts. 】
After speaking, there was no movement.
Banxia glanced at it expressionlessly, which made its heart feel cold.
Is there a problem with its answer?
"bring here."
Now Ban Xia's legs are weak, and she directly collapsed on the floor of the living room. Fortunately, the original owner is not in good health and cannot stand the wind. The living room and bedroom floors are covered with thick jigsaw puzzles, so Ban Xia can lie paralyzed without any psychological burden.
This body is really... too empty!
It's only been half an hour of diarrhea, but I can't afford it anymore, my stomach is cramping, and my stomach hurts.
Ban Xia rubbed her stomach and got the fat in her hands.
It feels surprisingly good o(* ̄v ̄*)o
Daju came over with Banxia’s cell phone in his mouth and placed it on Banxia’s fat lap.
"And headphones."
Pinellia is an old world, what kind of plane has never been to, how can I play games without headphones?If the earphones are better, it can even play a sound repair effect.
Yucheng is obsessed with Banxia's voice, and Banxia unceremoniously gives half of the credit to the earphones.
17:00
Yu Cheng: [Little fairy, go online~]
17:08
Yu Cheng: [Hello, hello, where is the little fairy? ]
17:20
Yu Cheng: [Ban Xia?Are you suffering again?Are you OK? ]
Ban Xia pushed her glasses and typed two words in the chat box: [It's okay~~ I just went to eat something~]
Yu Cheng: [As long as it's okay, I'm scared, has the little fairy finished eating? ]
Pinellia: [It's finished eating~ It's online! ]
This way of speaking, with a tilde in every sentence and a modal particle at the end of the sentence, Ban Xia sometimes really finds it a bit disgusting.
Daju looked at Banxia who had an incomprehensible expression and couldn't help but say something unhappy.
[Why do I think you enjoy it? 】
Banxia smiled, and 741 squatted next to Banxia obediently and watched her play games.
As soon as it went online, Ban Xia was pulled into a team.
On the screen, there are four villains standing in the hall, one man and two women. After Ban Xia came in, Yucheng invited another boy.
Ban Xia sneered in her heart. When she was away, Yu Cheng sent a message and double rowed with Liu Yingying here. She was not a scumbag and her name was written backwards.
Not adding girls as friends easily is just playing hard to get. She doesn't know how many times she has used this trick.
[You still call me online dating? 741Have you lost your mind? 】
Although it was a question, there was a hint of joy in Banxia's tone.
What should I do, the feeling of working in the world of abuse has come, she can...
[Host, don’t mess around! 】
【Hee hee hee o(* ̄V ̄*)o】
"Xia Xia, are you here?"
The first person to speak was none other than Liu Yingying. Her clear voice was reduced to a whisper at this moment, which was indescribably inconsistent.
Banxia responded, as if very surprised: "Liu Yingying, are you here too?"
Yucheng's little head was full of great doubts: "Sister Liu said you called her, let's open it first..."
"what?"
Banxia was confused for a moment, then immediately said: "Ah, yes, I forgot. I'm sorry, sorry."
[Host, you are really green tea. 】
【Thank you for the compliment. 】
Yu Cheng smiled and said: "Idiot, fish's memory!"
He was joking, but as he cared about Banxia, he also planted seeds of doubt in his heart. The question before Banxia was his true reaction.
His sense of Liu Yingying couldn't help but be a little different.
Another male character who has been silent all this time is named Shuang Jiang, and suddenly said: "I went out to get takeaway just now, Xia Xia is here?"
"Here we go~ Shuangsheng, do you want to eat first?"
"It's okay. I'll fight while eating. I don't expect to get better points today. Sister Liu, you fired too early last time. Don't fire this time."
Liu Yingying said aggrievedly: "I didn't mean it..."
"Wc, Yucheng, Sister Liu is acting like a baby!"
Yu Cheng said very truthfully: "Sister Liu, let's fight well and don't act like a spoiled brat, okay?"
Ye Shuangjiang added: "Disgusting~"
Look, does this sound like human speech?
If it wasn't for Ye Shuangjiang himself to be the hero of this world, Ban Xia and 741 really felt that this kind of steel straight man couldn't find a match at all.
[I'm sorry I overestimated Yucheng, he can't be the king of the sea like this]
"What are you doing, calling us Yingying is too much!"
Liu Yingying felt very uncomfortable at the moment, and she couldn't refute, and she didn't dare to speak, (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Ban Xia's voice is really nice, soft and delicate, and the two men are embarrassed to say anything after talking like this.
"It's open, Miss Xiaxia Liu went down to find Mucang, and hide when it's over."
Ban Xia didn't speak, and was getting familiar with the game.
The original owner's game is actually quite good, a little better than the average little girl, she can hit people in the melee, and can help teammates after the fight, the voice is nice and not squeamish, in fact, many people are willing to play with her.
It's just that the original owner's awareness is not enough, and the operation is still not as good as those masters among the girls, at best, it is at an upper-middle level.
Ban Xia herself had come into contact with this kind of game in a campus article, and she was the champion of the national competition at that time.
[Friendly reminder to the host not to collapse the human design~]
The fleshy fingers of Pinellia just picked up a handful of M4 trembled, looking at the enemy in front of him who was pouting and picking up things, ready to move.
After finally suppressing the urge to hit someone, he shouted: "Yucheng, there are people here!"
"Hide away!"
Yu Cheng and Ye Shuangjiang circled around one left and one right, outflanking the enemy, a puff of green smoke rose, Ye Shuangjiang said domineeringly: "Come and lick the bag."
What happened next was as expected. They landed at Port G, which was extremely rich in supplies. There were many people and a lot of supplies. Liu Yingying came down, picked up a machete, and held it in the container without daring to come out.
Ye Shuangjiang commanded and Yu Cheng cooperated. The two of them cleared the entire G Port of enemies in less than 3 minutes. They left a domineering sentence: "Come out and lick the bag."
"Wow, Yucheng Shuangjie, you two are so awesome!"
[Girls who only lick their bags are too cowardly, it’s really embarrassing for girls]
Daju said coolly: [Then you are also like this]
【Yeah?Hey (*^▽^*)]
[Host, don’t mess around! 】
(End of this chapter)
Ban Xia, who had been in the bathroom for half an hour and finally had diarrhea and took a shower, walked out with a pale face and supported the wall. Da Ju walked over with a beautiful (fat) catwalk and stood at her feet. Rub rub.
【Host, are you okay? 】
741's voice is a soft childish voice that tends to be that of a little girl. When she cared about Pinellia, it made the hard-hearted abuser feel a little more moved... What a ghost!
If 741 hadn't sent her into such a weak body, would she still be like this!
Qingchen must have read too many story books and thought that the Essence and Marrow Cleansing Pill should make people have diarrhea. Next time he saw her, he would definitely talk to her about it.
Things that wash the essence and cut the marrow won't make people have diarrhea at first!Doesn't it smell good to make people sweat and take a bath?Why do you have to destroy the cute little chrysanthemums of consumers!
"741, is there any message on my mobile phone?"
She still remembered that Yu Cheng had just sent a message saying that they wanted to play together. Half an hour had passed, and there should be a reminder over there.
[Some hosts. 】
After speaking, there was no movement.
Banxia glanced at it expressionlessly, which made its heart feel cold.
Is there a problem with its answer?
"bring here."
Now Ban Xia's legs are weak, and she directly collapsed on the floor of the living room. Fortunately, the original owner is not in good health and cannot stand the wind. The living room and bedroom floors are covered with thick jigsaw puzzles, so Ban Xia can lie paralyzed without any psychological burden.
This body is really... too empty!
It's only been half an hour of diarrhea, but I can't afford it anymore, my stomach is cramping, and my stomach hurts.
Ban Xia rubbed her stomach and got the fat in her hands.
It feels surprisingly good o(* ̄v ̄*)o
Daju came over with Banxia’s cell phone in his mouth and placed it on Banxia’s fat lap.
"And headphones."
Pinellia is an old world, what kind of plane has never been to, how can I play games without headphones?If the earphones are better, it can even play a sound repair effect.
Yucheng is obsessed with Banxia's voice, and Banxia unceremoniously gives half of the credit to the earphones.
17:00
Yu Cheng: [Little fairy, go online~]
17:08
Yu Cheng: [Hello, hello, where is the little fairy? ]
17:20
Yu Cheng: [Ban Xia?Are you suffering again?Are you OK? ]
Ban Xia pushed her glasses and typed two words in the chat box: [It's okay~~ I just went to eat something~]
Yu Cheng: [As long as it's okay, I'm scared, has the little fairy finished eating? ]
Pinellia: [It's finished eating~ It's online! ]
This way of speaking, with a tilde in every sentence and a modal particle at the end of the sentence, Ban Xia sometimes really finds it a bit disgusting.
Daju looked at Banxia who had an incomprehensible expression and couldn't help but say something unhappy.
[Why do I think you enjoy it? 】
Banxia smiled, and 741 squatted next to Banxia obediently and watched her play games.
As soon as it went online, Ban Xia was pulled into a team.
On the screen, there are four villains standing in the hall, one man and two women. After Ban Xia came in, Yucheng invited another boy.
Ban Xia sneered in her heart. When she was away, Yu Cheng sent a message and double rowed with Liu Yingying here. She was not a scumbag and her name was written backwards.
Not adding girls as friends easily is just playing hard to get. She doesn't know how many times she has used this trick.
[You still call me online dating? 741Have you lost your mind? 】
Although it was a question, there was a hint of joy in Banxia's tone.
What should I do, the feeling of working in the world of abuse has come, she can...
[Host, don’t mess around! 】
【Hee hee hee o(* ̄V ̄*)o】
"Xia Xia, are you here?"
The first person to speak was none other than Liu Yingying. Her clear voice was reduced to a whisper at this moment, which was indescribably inconsistent.
Banxia responded, as if very surprised: "Liu Yingying, are you here too?"
Yucheng's little head was full of great doubts: "Sister Liu said you called her, let's open it first..."
"what?"
Banxia was confused for a moment, then immediately said: "Ah, yes, I forgot. I'm sorry, sorry."
[Host, you are really green tea. 】
【Thank you for the compliment. 】
Yu Cheng smiled and said: "Idiot, fish's memory!"
He was joking, but as he cared about Banxia, he also planted seeds of doubt in his heart. The question before Banxia was his true reaction.
His sense of Liu Yingying couldn't help but be a little different.
Another male character who has been silent all this time is named Shuang Jiang, and suddenly said: "I went out to get takeaway just now, Xia Xia is here?"
"Here we go~ Shuangsheng, do you want to eat first?"
"It's okay. I'll fight while eating. I don't expect to get better points today. Sister Liu, you fired too early last time. Don't fire this time."
Liu Yingying said aggrievedly: "I didn't mean it..."
"Wc, Yucheng, Sister Liu is acting like a baby!"
Yu Cheng said very truthfully: "Sister Liu, let's fight well and don't act like a spoiled brat, okay?"
Ye Shuangjiang added: "Disgusting~"
Look, does this sound like human speech?
If it wasn't for Ye Shuangjiang himself to be the hero of this world, Ban Xia and 741 really felt that this kind of steel straight man couldn't find a match at all.
[I'm sorry I overestimated Yucheng, he can't be the king of the sea like this]
"What are you doing, calling us Yingying is too much!"
Liu Yingying felt very uncomfortable at the moment, and she couldn't refute, and she didn't dare to speak, (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Ban Xia's voice is really nice, soft and delicate, and the two men are embarrassed to say anything after talking like this.
"It's open, Miss Xiaxia Liu went down to find Mucang, and hide when it's over."
Ban Xia didn't speak, and was getting familiar with the game.
The original owner's game is actually quite good, a little better than the average little girl, she can hit people in the melee, and can help teammates after the fight, the voice is nice and not squeamish, in fact, many people are willing to play with her.
It's just that the original owner's awareness is not enough, and the operation is still not as good as those masters among the girls, at best, it is at an upper-middle level.
Ban Xia herself had come into contact with this kind of game in a campus article, and she was the champion of the national competition at that time.
[Friendly reminder to the host not to collapse the human design~]
The fleshy fingers of Pinellia just picked up a handful of M4 trembled, looking at the enemy in front of him who was pouting and picking up things, ready to move.
After finally suppressing the urge to hit someone, he shouted: "Yucheng, there are people here!"
"Hide away!"
Yu Cheng and Ye Shuangjiang circled around one left and one right, outflanking the enemy, a puff of green smoke rose, Ye Shuangjiang said domineeringly: "Come and lick the bag."
What happened next was as expected. They landed at Port G, which was extremely rich in supplies. There were many people and a lot of supplies. Liu Yingying came down, picked up a machete, and held it in the container without daring to come out.
Ye Shuangjiang commanded and Yu Cheng cooperated. The two of them cleared the entire G Port of enemies in less than 3 minutes. They left a domineering sentence: "Come out and lick the bag."
"Wow, Yucheng Shuangjie, you two are so awesome!"
[Girls who only lick their bags are too cowardly, it’s really embarrassing for girls]
Daju said coolly: [Then you are also like this]
【Yeah?Hey (*^▽^*)]
[Host, don’t mess around! 】
(End of this chapter)
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