Hilarious Fast Transmigration: Young Master is Poisonous

Chapter 286 Chapter 291: Alternative Love (21)

Gu Jianyi: ...

He may have met a fake lover!
Xiaobai doesn't know medicine, but he knows that there are some acupuncture points that are not fatal but are painful, the kind that can hurt people to death. This No. [-] is so annoying, Xiaobai wants to kill him!

But as a good young man in the capital, he can't know the law and break the law, so... just make him half dead, so that he doesn't look so cruel!

"Okay." Yun Lan responded again, and unceremoniously gave Gu Jianyi a needle. A miserable scream sounded, and the miserable voice floated in the Shangshu Mansion, blowing into Wu Nuannuan's chest like a wandering spirit. in the ears.

"Gu Jianyi's voice...?" Wu Nuannuan twitched the corners of her mouth, suddenly feeling sorry for this silly boy.

Therefore, it is such a blessing to find a suitable partner these days!

Turning to look at Shu Yusheng beside him, Wu Nuannuan immediately gave Shu Yusheng a sweet kiss.

Wu Nuannuan said crookedly: "My dear, you are so kind."

After hearing this many times, Shu Yusheng was a little embarrassed, but this was also an affirmation of his side, so the embarrassment was the embarrassment, Shu Yusheng still accepted it.

"Ask you a question dear..." After thinking for a while, Wu Nuannuan leaned closer to Shu Yusheng again, and whispered next to him: "You..."

No!have not thought!Never loved!Save you first!

When girls ask you questions in a very serious way, they usually give you the above standard answers. When Gu Jianyi was still Gu Jianyi, he couldn't stand his boring temperament, so he gave himself some advice, including this. One piece.

"For a man, the most important thing is to be able to coax people." Gu Jianyi said cheaply: "He is handsome and can be eaten, but there are too many girls who lose weight in this world, so the more handsome the guy, the more lonely he will be in the end." many!"

"A word of advice to you, don't sit back and relax with your looks all day long, you should practice your eloquence and coax people, if you don't know how to coax people, you won't get a daughter-in-law!"

Shu Yusheng turned his head and glanced at his wife, and felt... that mentally handicapped person seemed to have something to say.

Barbarians are unreasonable in this world, and women are unreasonable than barbarians. The fighters among women are their own women!

Wu Nuannuan: ...

She hasn't said anything yet, what's the matter with this guy's doting and inclusive expression?
"You said that Gu Jianyi's current virtue is because he... originally liked you?" Wu Nuannuan boldly guessed.

Don't look at so many time-traveling stories in the novel, in fact time-traveling also needs to pay attention to the right time, place and people. To be more scientific, the magnetic field between two people must match completely, and then under the action of various opportunities, the purpose of time-traveling can be achieved.

Although Gu Jianyi's situation is not considered time-traveling, since he can inherit Yun Lan's memory, there must be...a reason for that, right?

Shu Yusheng: ...

I don't believe it, I don't listen, I don't know!

Here, the two of them were brainstorming all kinds of ideas in the room, while on the other side, they saw that the whole person was on the verge of collapse. What is the greatest pain in the world?
I went through all the trouble to find you, but you fucking treat me like a lunatic!
fall!This is really taking your life to fall in love!
"Xiaobai...!" Gu Jianyi was still struggling for the last time.

Xiaobai just has no memory, he just has no memory, no memory... a piece of wool!

He clearly saw that the little boy facing him was very gentle!

why!
Is it because this little boy has the same name as himself? This idiot, he is the real Yunlan. The one in front of him is a fake!

"Hey...you're still staring!" Xiaobai poked Gu Jian's swollen face, and said to Yunlan unceremoniously: "Xiao Hei...Jia Li!"

This kid is quite resistant!
Hearing these completely unawakening words, Gu Jian rolled his eyes and fainted quickly. When he woke up, he wished that he had not come to this world and Xiaobai was still lying quietly beside him. Smiling white, he smiles white all by himself!
"Did you faint so quickly? Could it be an act?" Xiaobai rolled Gu Jianyi's eyelids in disbelief, and seeing that he was indeed dizzy, he couldn't help shaking his head and said, "Isn't this too weak?"

Yun Lan at the side: ...

Why can't he be too strong?
"Come here..." Unlocking the acupuncture points on Gu Jianyi's body, Xiaobai threw him to the servants casually, and ordered: "Find him a room... Lock him up!"

Descendants:  …

What the hell is it locked up?I can't tell you are such a smiling young master!

"What are you looking at, don't hurry up!"

Xiaobai yelled, and the servants dragged Gu Jianyi away quickly, Xiaobai rolled his eyes angrily, and said to Yunlan: "The fun is over, let's get out of here."

"Um"

Although he still doesn't understand why these people pretend to be him, but he knows a little bit, 'Yun Lan' seems to have some improper relationship with Xiaobai.

And Xiaobai was speechless...

In today's world, cutting sleeves is not something that can be done openly, but it is not particularly difficult to do. Many of the real young people are surrounded by male lovers they like, so Xiaobai was not shocked when he learned about this situation. What shocked him was...he didn't know Yun Lan at all!
(End of this chapter)