Hilarious Fast Transmigration: Young Master is Poisonous

Chapter 355 Chapter 361: Master, society has reformed again (21)

The corner of Su Jiuqing's mouth twitched, listening to the report of his subordinates, he couldn't help kicking him.

The servant was unprepared, and immediately looked confused, facing Su Jiuqing's angry face, he said aggrievedly: "My lord, what are you doing!"

Su Jiuqing rolled his eyes and said expressionlessly, "Do you want to go to Yushu Village?"

Just as the arrester was about to say yes, he shook his head violently when facing Su Jiuqing's cold face, and said with a straight face: "Your subordinate is born as a member of the Yamen, and dies as the soul of the Yamen!"

Su Jiuqing: ...

You'd better go to hell!
But this Xie Qifei was really surprising.

The first time I noticed Xie Qifei was because of his temperament. Seven people passed the second round of interviews, but Su Jiuqing saw Xie Qifei at a glance.

Not because he is good-looking, nor because he has read his articles, but because he is the only one who reveals a kind of laziness.

That is a person who can stand and never sit, who can sit and never lie down!

Su Jiuqing was a little surprised that such a person would choose his path, but he also understood in his heart that it was even more strange that such a person would not choose his path.

I'm afraid he is lazy to walk such a long way, lazy to go through the procedures, right?
This kind of person is either too good at pretending or extremely talented. Su Jiuqing is glad that Wu Nuannuan is the latter, but also has a headache that Wu Nuannuan is the latter.

If such an unmotivated person was sent to the emperor, what task would he be assigned if he failed to complete it, would the emperor punish him angrily?

Su Jiuqing obviously thought too much.

Xie Qifei not only completed the task, but also won the emperor's appreciation. He went to the capital for only a month, and he got back a plaque that shocked the whole county.

The emperor personally wrote a pen and bestowed Yushu Village as the "No. [-] Village in the World"!
What's in Elm Village?
It is said that other people don't know, and it is estimated that the ancestors of Yushu Village don't know!
There is nothing famous here, or even nothing at all. When the plaque was delivered, only one thought flashed in Su Jiuqing's mind, Xie Qifei is so embarrassed to speak!

He was not afraid of the emperor asking, "Yumshu Village? What is there?"

In fact, after Wu Nuannuan spoke, the emperor was really curious.

Elm Village...what the hell is there?
Is it an elm tree?
Wu Nuannuan's answer made the emperor stare at Wu Nuannuan for five seconds. He looked deeply at Wu Nuannuan, and then lowered his head in response.

Wu Nuannuan raised her eyebrows, and said as a matter of course: "There are grassroots!"

emperor:……

I have seen shameless people, but I have never seen such a shameless person!
It is said that people are shameless and invincible. He didn't believe it before, but now he believes it!

Can you go back on your word?

Of course not, how could he go back on his word when he is the emperor of a country!
Wu Nuannuan successfully got this sentence, and also successfully removed herself from the emperor's heart. Such a brazen person really cannot enter the court.

He was afraid that he couldn't hold back alone, and he would be shameless with Wu Nuannuan!

When the plaque was delivered, there was no fanfare, but it was the first time after all. Su Jiuqing had no experience, so he only sent two soldiers to Yushu Village.

The two little soldiers stayed there for two full days and two nights. Su Jiuqing almost thought that they had been assassinated by someone. When he sent people to surround Yushu Village, he found two drunken soldiers.

"My lord, you are here!"

"Hey... Your lord is here!"

Why use the word Guoran?
It's because someone in Yushu Village said that the two soldiers couldn't remember who it was. In short, they deceived those two idiots and told them to eat and drink well. If you don't go back, the county magistrate will definitely come to take you back in person. ?
why?
Because you are in the 'No. [-] Village in the World'!

The two idiots believed it, and let go of their stomachs to eat. After eating and drinking, they saw Su Jiuqing as soon as they opened their eyes.

If these two people were not sent by himself, if the yamen was not short of people, he would really bury them without hesitation, and use that plaque as a tombstone!
As for why the people in Elm Village did this?
Heh...that would be much more interesting!

This incident made a lot of noise, and it fell into the hands of the people of Yushu Village. Why?
Because this group of psychopaths disliked the fact that the plaque was not a sensation, they directed and acted such a sensational and impressive farce.

Su Jiuqing: ...

If only murder wasn't illegal!
"Master County Magistrate, please take it!" At some point, the plaque was carefully placed on Su Jiuqing's body.

Su Jiuqing: ...

"My lord, you have worked hard," everyone said cheerfully.

Su Jiuqing: ...

What's the meaning?Forget about taking advantage of his fame, but he still needs to run errands himself?

Who live in Elm Village?

A group of hooligans!

Su Jiuqing resisted the urge to crush the plaque and said silently in her heart: "Xie Qifei, you'd better not come back!"

He only talked about it for half a month, and Xie Qifei came back from the capital with great glory.

came back!
As soon as that person came out, he instantly became a display, Su Jiuqing couldn't help but gritted his teeth, let him forget the county magistrate!

Su Jiuqing suddenly stood up and strode out, when a policeman's voice sounded from behind, "My lord, where are you going?"

Where to go?

Let's eat!
Can you say this?Of course not!

Glancing at the weather outside, Su Jiuqing euphemistically said: "Know the people's sentiments!"

He is going to meet the gangsters in Yushu Village!
(End of this chapter)