The Gold Medal Toolman of Quick Transmigration

Chapter 112 I Don’t Want to Be a Licking Dog (2)

After two slaps, Cao Pengju finally came to his senses and reached out to grab Shui Miaomiao's arm, but he thought too easily.

Shui Miaomiao twisted his right arm, rolled over his shoulder, kicked his knee, and made him kneel directly: "Are you happy?"

"You have eaten the heart of a bear and the guts of a leopard, you..." Cao Pengju screamed, "Ah!"

Shui Miaomiao kicked him again: "I haven't tried hard yet."

"Lin Miaomiao, you bitch."

"What did you call me?"

As Shui Miaomiao said, she exerted force on her hand, only to hear a "click", and Cao Pengju dislocated his right arm.

It stands to reason that the dislocation didn't hurt much, but although Cao Pengju looked fierce, he was just a scholar at heart. How had he suffered such a crime before?
The pain came, and he broke into a sweat. He wailed and gave in: "Miaomiao, I was wrong. I was blinded by lard. I shouldn't have done that to you."

The oriole standing by was stunned.

Shui Miaomiao yelled at her, "Go, get me a rope."

"Little Miss"

Shui Miaomiao stared: "Go as soon as I tell you."

Huang Li searched around tremblingly, but couldn't find the rope, so she looked up at the white cloth on the beam.

Shui Miaomiao could only greet her: "Bring a sheet."

Oriole can't do anything else, it's okay to be obedient.

Soon the sheets were brought.

Shui Miaomiao pressed Cao Pengju's back with her legs, took the bed sheet and pulled it with both hands, and with a "chi la", tore off a half-foot-wide strip of cloth.

Too short and not enough.

After tearing off the entire sheet and connecting it into a long rope, Shui Miaomiao tied Cao Pengju up in a circle.

When it comes to tying people up, it also pays attention to methods.

Put the two ends together from the front of the neck, then go down along the spine, pass through the leg seam, return to the neck, and then divide into two strands and go from the back to the armpit, wrap the two arms a few times, pull up the arms The legs start at the ankle and go around in circles.

Well, of course, a beautiful bow is necessary to be worthy of this good craftsmanship.

In this way, as long as he struggles, he will pull his neck. Unless Cao Pengju wants to commit suicide, he can only curl up obediently.

Shui Miaomiao clapped her hands: "Not bad."

"Miao Miao, one day husband and wife one hundred days of grace, I"

"It's noisy."

Shui Miaomiao took off her shoes and stuffed them directly into his mouth.

The world is finally clean.

Calling Huang Li over, Miaomiao smiled, "Where is my dowry?"

"Yes, in my uncle's hands."

Cao Pengju made a "woo woo woo" sound and shook his head desperately.

Shui Miaomiao looked at him: "Do you have something to say?"

Cao Pengju nodded desperately.

Shui Miaomiao squatted in front of him: "I'll ask you a few questions, you just need to nod and shake your head."

Cao Pengju nodded repeatedly.

"The deed of the land is in the West Garden?"

Cao Pengju hesitated.

Shui Miaomiao slapped him without saying a word: "You bastard who eats soft food, took my dowry to curry favor with other women?"

Cao Pengju shook his head again.

Shui Miaomiao took off her shoes: "I'll give you a chance to talk about it."

"In the study!"

"Really in the study?"

"really."

Shui Miaomiao stuffed the shoe into his mouth again, and pulled his left arm out: "You think you can be saved if I go to the study?"

In fact, she could definitely lift Cao Pengju up, but it's not worth wasting energy on such a scumbag.

After leaving her yard, Shui Miaomiao turned her head and saw a plaque hanging above the gate of the yard with the words "remnant lotus" written on it.

Tsk tsk, this naked thought.

Shui Miaomiao raised her foot and kicked Cao Pengju's face: "My old lady is Remnant He, what is that one from Xiyuan? Is it a fairy?"

Huang Li followed tremblingly: "Miss."

Shui Miaomiao was worried that she would be in the way, and if she was taken as a hostage, she would have to worry about her safety, so she simply drove her away: "Go back and count my things, and get me some food by the way."

Huang Li refused to leave: "Where is Miss, I will go."

"I'm hungry, let me get you something to eat."

Loyalty is a good thing, but foolishness is inappropriate.

Huang Li hesitated again and again, but obediently stayed.

Shui Miaomiao dragged Cao Pengju along the way, and met many maidservants along the way, all of them paled with fright, some bold ones knew how to tip off the news, as for the timid ones, they didn't care.

As they walked, Shui Miaomiao felt more and more that Lin Miaomiao was a failure in life.

Cao's mansion is so big, except for Huang Li, there is no maid who is facing her.

Walking around a garden, Shui Miaomiao found herself lost, she didn't know where the study was at all.

Pulling out his shoes, Shui Miaomiao looked down at Cao Pengju: "While I am still patient, tell the truth quickly, where are the deeds of the house?"

"Yes, to the east."

Shui Miaomiao gave him a kick: "Do you think I can distinguish east from west, north from south?"

"on the right."

Shui Miaomiao thought for a while, didn't stop him, but held the shoe in her hand: "If you find something, you write a letter of divorce honestly, and get out with your sweetheart, and I will spare your life." .”

Cao Pengju's eyes widened: "You dare to murder your husband!"

"I won't murder you." Shui Miaomiao smiled: "Don't worry, I will let the whole city know of your death, and the people have to sympathize with me being a widow at a young age."

"you you you"

Shui Miaomiao patted his face with the sole of his shoe: "Does your arm not hurt anymore?"

Cao Pengju shut up.

Shui Miaomiao followed the path on the right, passed through a small door, and felt that she should have come to the front yard.

Cao Pengju suddenly shouted at the top of his voice, "Help! Help!"

A group of strong men came out of Hulala, who looked like the servants of the nursing home.

Shui Miaomiao let go, let Cao Pengju fall to the ground, and said with a sneer, "Let's go together."

But in the blink of an eye, the ground was full of strong men hugging their stomachs and howling.

Cao Pengju's shout was stuck in his throat, wheezing like a wild dog on the verge of death.

Shui Miaomiao took off his other arm: "I forgot to tell you, when I was desperate and wanted to hang myself, a god saved me and taught me some magic tricks, so that I can deal with you scum."

Cao Pengju couldn't understand "human scum", and his eyes widened in horror, obviously stunned by Shui Miaomiao.

"you do not believe?"

Shui Miaomiao pointed to the strong man on the ground: "Look at them, then look at yourself, believe it or not?"

"Believe it, believe it!" Cao Pengju was completely discouraged: "The house deed and land deed are in the West Garden!"

"Guide the way."

Arriving at the West Garden smoothly, Shui Miaomiao squinted and looked at the plaque on the courtyard door, "Fengya"?
Tsk, arty is more or less the same.

Zhenzhen had received the news a long time ago and ordered people to lock the courtyard door tightly and put a lot of heavy objects behind it.

Shui Miaomiao sneered, raised her leg and kicked it, and the hole suddenly opened, with a miserable cry.

She threw Cao Peng into the yard: "Let your sweetheart come out and save you quickly."

"Jean!"

A woman came out crying, her small waist was twisted, which was really attractive.

It's just that she covered her face with a handkerchief, so she really couldn't tell what she looked like.

"master!"

Zhenzhen threw herself in front of Cao Pengju, tears streaming down her face.

Shui Miaomiao squatted down and looked at her oval face with big eyes and tears, definitely the type that men like.

Cao Pengju looked gentle: "Zhenzhen, take out the deed of the house and land, and I will take you away."

Zhenzhen was sobbing and just didn't answer.

Shui Miaomiao patted Cao Pengju's face disdainfully: "Look, the little one only wants money, not you."

(End of this chapter)